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How old is it normal to be in luv or at least think you r? and what things might make you thnk your in luv, like what things would you do differently if anythin if you r? (link)
Love just comes whenever. If you think you may be in love, first ask yourself: do I like him/her because they're hot, or because of who they are? Second of all, if you're in love, you can just tell. It's an indescribable feeling, just something that you know is right, and without prompting, you just know that it's love.


okay, i like this guy, and whenever i post new pictures, and i tell him, hes like "when you are done, show me" then hes like "i like the third one bottom row" and stuff like that. i was onat midnight the other night and he came back home from canada. and this is the convo without our sn's

him: hey
me: hey, the power just came on.
him: really? all of my clocks are messed up because i got back from canada, i probally missed it.
me: yeah maybe
him: im so hyper, in canada its 9 but here at home its 12!
me: l o l thats cool
him: yeah
him: got to go, TV's calling me
me: l o l okay
me: ttul x Oo bye

was he like flirting with me or something? i want to ask him out, but i d k what to say.

polease help me and tell me if the convo ment something to him... and next itme we talk (maybe later today) ill posta new one... x Oo PEACE (link)
Honestly, I don't know how that's in any way, shape or form, flirtatious. But, as for asking him out, there are many ways:
-Call him on the phone and ask him out
-Go to his house and ask him out
-Slip him a note in the middle of class asking if he wants to go to the movies
-Write a 4 line poem about asking him out. For example:
Dear Todd, you know I love you so
And out with you I wish to go
You know that I'll feel like I'm in heaven
If we can go to the movies on Friday at seven.
-If you're shy like I was, you could alsways write an e-mail.
Good luck getting him, hope I helped!


;; i REALLY need your help ;;



my sister hates me i think.....

;; whenever i ask her to take me somewhere (she drives) shes like "no"

;; i ask her to cook me somthing (because last time i almost burnt the house down) she says no and i have to wait till about 1 im the morning for food

;; she treats me like crap

;; she always askes "do i look pretty????"

;; she slaps me

;; she called me a whore because i didnt feel well and she didnt also

;; ill get her a soda, the vacume, TRY to cook something, give her money, talk to her, get her something she needs to clean. walk the dog, feed the cat && dog && birds.. im practally the maid for when shes home.

;; she makes me clean the hallway (because i threw my books outta my room).... also HER bathroom and i have to clean her garbage she leavs at my comptuer.

;; i ask her for a simple thing "can you drive me 1 mile away from home so i can get something to eat" she automatically says NO

;; she calls me.. a bitch.. a slut.. a whore.. a faggot.. brat.. spoiled.. discusting.. etc.

;; i wanna be her friend, but i cant ever talk to her barely.

;; i always give her MY money, the money my grandma gave me for my birthday (it was a thousand dollars) she said she would pay back... now i only have about 100 left. she took 900 bucks from me, and i was saving up for a shopping spree.

;; she steals my money also.. she has a credit card, gas card, etc. but she wont use them!

please help me... i htink she hates me, is that a sign of hate? and sorry if this was too long for you (link)
Oooh... you give her your money, she won't do favors, she calls you a whore, you're the maid... I think she has anger issues, or she just hates you. Have any family problems gone on lately? Deceased grandparent, for example? That could provoke her. Try going to a psychologist, or sitting down and talking to her. Good luck!


There's this guy I really want to get to know. He's new to out school, he's cute, he's shy, and sits alone at lunch. He barely ever talks.

The bad thing is, that I'm shy, too. I'd love to get to know him, but my shyness is holding me back. How can I get over this? (link)
Well, unless you live in Florida, school should be starting soon. Try to sit next to him in one of your classes, become his friend, ask for his e-mail address, and if you need to make a move, e-mail him like I did! It worked for me, and it should work for you. Hope I helped, and good luck!


I want to wait until I am married to have sex. My friend and I were talking and this is what she said to me, "My mom told me she didn't want me to wait until marriage to have sex, because she wanted me to know what to do." I was thinking about it and I don't know anymore. I mean I don't want to go and read things on what to do/watch porn and stuff. I am not that kind of girl. Plus, all my friends say they just want to wait until after they turn 16. I mean its not part of my religion. Its part of what I think is right. I mean I at least want to wait until marriage is on option... I don't know.

Should I wait? (link)
Yes. Wait. Premariagal sex, or however it's spelled, is very bad. A lot of people (who aren't horny at the time) are deadset against people who have premariagal sex. Follow your beliefs.


I play the sims 2. do you know anywhere for good free custom clothing, make up and hair for the sims 2?

I rate high (link)
I'd say that I'm against cheating on games, but heck, I use the motherlode cheat to get 10mil bucks on it, heh! If a cheat exists, I've used it. Alright, first type shift+ctrl+C to bring up the cheats menu. Then, visit www.gamefaqs.com and do a search for The Sims 2, and do the cheat for Default, it's really cool, you can have the social bunny outfit for underwear! Have fun, you dirty cheater! =P


Any ideas or things i could do to meet new people? (link)
Join lots of clubs and stuff! Get on the list for your local swim club, join chorus, band, and/or orchestra, do afterschool activities, and do Extra Cirricular Activities, ECA! Also, a sports team would help. It worked for me, I've got plenty of friends, and I'm a nerd! Hope I helped!


does anyone know any songs to dance to or just rock to or cheer to or anything like that? i dont care what type of music it is. thanks (link)
NUMA NUMA!!!!!! Best dance song ever, and if you want some coriography for it, go to www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa it's hilarious! I'm a guy, and I know all the coriography, and I still dance to it! By the way, the english translation sucks, keep it in Romanian.
If Numa Numa isn't your cup of tea, look up Axel F by the Crazy Frog, it's really funny. Hope I helped!


I am bored out of my mind I've been at the computer for hours mostly because i'm waiting for this guy to sign on but he wont and I have nothing else to do besides this and watching tv im SO bored please give me ideas!! (link)
Hm. Well, you could always read a book at the computer chair, surf the web, etc. Also, try logging on periodically. Maybe he's on now!


ok, so my mini ipod usually connects to my computer and it automatically shows up on the side collum of my itunes, but just now it woulnd't connect. i'v tried so many ways.

no its not on hold when i try to connect and the ipod is working fine. it just wont connect to the computer cuz i really want to get more songs on it.
can some one help me? (link)
Did you connect the FireWire cable to the FireWire port, or the USB 2.0 cable to the 2.0 port? If you did one of those, it should work. The USB 2.0 looks like 3 arrows, and the FireWire symbol is 3 sets of lines surronding a circle. Hope I helped!


Are kilocalories and calories the same thing? (link)
Kilo means 1000, so I'm willing to bet that a kilocalorie is 1000 calories... just a completely out-of-the-blue wild guess...


15/f if that helps..
The other day I was changing because I had just gotten out of the shower. My best friend (a guy) was coming over. I was just in my bra & underwear when he got to my house. My mom let him go to my room, because there hasn't been anything going on with us in the past, so she's not concerned. Well, he opened the door and saw me in just my undergarments. It's really not a big deal. but he's acting all weird about it like "hehehe i saw your underwear" and won't let it go. he didn't even apologize when he saw me he just like stared for a minute. SO how can I get him back to acting normal?!?!?! He is being such a jerk and won't cut it out.
If anybody has any advice as to get him to stop acting to stupid please, do tell!!!
thanks (link)
Well, I'm thinking you should talk to him. Did you ask him to apologize? Did you tell him to shut up? Did you say that it's no big deal? Hope I helped!


what kind of food are healthie that make your body in perfect shape

I will rate high I promise that is if you give a good answer please help me I really need it please (link)
Fruits and vegetables. Eat red meats. Beans and calcium. Lots of berries and melons and cucumbers, and if you happen to like them, broccoli, spinach, and brussel sprouts. No crap food like jelly beans and McDonald's. Eat steak and chicken, but not KFC or Shake n Bake. Beans are usually helpful. Breads, you should have what was it? 6-11 servings a day? And of course milk, yogurt, cheese, etc. But, of course, there's also excercise. Try jogging, lifting weights, biking, hiking, or track. Good luck!


yea, its me again..I forgot to ask this..Well, i know that EvErYoNe argues and fights..Since i grew up in a family that everytime someone STARTED to argue, it blew out into a fist fight and cops coming and me getting hit, so everytime ANYONE at all argues, i get REALLY shaky, crying, and everything like that! I live with my dad now, i have for 3 years and nothing like this has happened before until now, or atleast i havent noticed it..Like a few weeks ago, my dad and step-mom got into a big arguement over something and i was in my room with the door shut, but i could hear them b/c they were only on the other side of the wall..and i know that this would NEVER happen b/c they're just not this kind of people, but since everything before happened, i was scared that they would hit each other and come after me and the police would come, but i know it wouldnt happen but i still get scared..can anyone give me any help on what i should do?? I really need help on this b.c its getting so bad that i actually hated them for a minute b/c i pictured it being my real mom..i got HORRIBLE flashbacks..Please help me!! :( (link)
=( This is really sad... I was going to say that it sounds like that scene in Westside Story where the guys are all singing to Officer Krupky, but this is too deep a story for that. Alright. You're probably going to hate me and rate me a 1 for saying this, but I think you should see a psychologist. They could really help, and then the psychologist could talk to your dad about it. Good luck!


hey. i babysit this cute lil boy who is four. he is very good and i want to have a nice way to reward him for helping me alot. he helps clean the table and goes potty by himself. does anybody know anything i could give him or treat him to when he is good? (link)
Aww, that's cute =P I'd say candy. Everyone loves candy! Candy, and also rent a movie: "If you're good today, I'll let you watch the Heffalumps movie and eat this 3 Musketeers Bar!" That should work, good luck!


can someone STEP BY STEP tell me how to get songs already downloaded on limewire onto a mini ipod? (link)
Limewire is illegal. Here's my Limewire example that's on 3 questions on my column:
Say you bought KOTOR. You've been saving your allowance for it for weeks. You install it on your computer, and immediately, it's sent throughout the world, and some guy in China suddenly gets it off of Limewire---using your money! That's right. Delete it. It's extremely illegal. Almost as illegal as Kazaa, if not more.


I don't know what to do about this guy... at the beginning of the summer i found out he liked me and the more i thought about it the more i liked him back, well i jacked up really bad cuz i accidentally misworded a quote he had told the person that told him so ever since then he thought i said no, but i didn't, he was just so mad at the peron that told me that he didn't give me a chance to say yes... well he hasn't talked to me since then and it's really depressing, not only cuz he won't talk to me but because he won't talk to the person that tole me either and he get's POed at anyone who brings it up from what i've been told... i don't know what to do, if anyone can help i'll rate high.
thanks

o, yeah... 14/f (link)
If he won't start a conversation with you, try starting one with him: Say you're Mary, and he's James.
Mary: Hey, James.
James: Wha---oh, it's you. I have to go to the bathroom... er... on the other side of the building. *James gets up and starts to walk away*
Mary: Wait, James! I need to tell you something!
James: Whaaaaaat!
Mary: I told you I didn't like you, but I changed my mind... I realized that I do really like you!
James: Really?
Mary: Yes.

And then Mary and James went steady and had three kids. But, that's not the point. Try being Mary and having the other person be James.

PS: Give me a rating, 1-5, and in that, tell me how he told u and stuff, that way maybe I can help you more.


well i got my cell like two weeks ago.. and i set up my voicemail to the original verizon message thing... and i want to create my own.. but i don't know what to do.. i odn't really want to be like hey this is ____ please leave a message blah blah or like hey... who is this... ohh hey whats up... ohh well im not here right now so leave a message .. i want something else.. can you help me out? easy 5 (link)
http://goodquotes.com/answeringmachine.htm

Hilarious. There's really funny voicemail/answering machine things there, such as:

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten

or:

Hi. This is ____:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.


okay, i do not understand how you get songs on to your ipod! do you have to do it on the computer or is there another way! please help me! i want to know how to get it on the ipod so i know if i should buy one or not. (link)
Aight, I just got my iPod, but I've been watching other people, so this will be easy. There's 3 ways:

Number one: Put the CD that came with it into your computer, and install it. This will put iTunes on your computer. From there, open up iTunes, plug in the iPod, go to the music store, search for a song, and press "buy."

Number two: Install iTunes, plug in the iPod, and put a CD into the disk drive. Press the "import to iTunes" button and you can then get songs from the CD onto your iPod.

Number three: Read the manual!

And don't ever think about using Limewire, it's completely illegal. Hope I helped!


well first i am 14/f, and anyone makes fun of my question in anyway, i will report you and get you banned. and well people who are willing to help, please help i need help ASAP. my problem is this. i am crushing on a gay guy. i just met him and he first denied that he was, but today he told me and my friend that he is gay. but he is fits so perfect for my dream prince. he likes stuff i like, and such. not to mention he is sooo hot.

so please, is there anyway i can turn him straight? i know it will be really hard and i can't help it because its like hormon, but i have heard of few stories that it can happen. but i dont know how, and please dont say give up, because i know most of you will try to do that but i already know that , but i have to try at least!! so please please help me.

i rate 5 if it helps even a little. (link)
Ai, gay guys are really funny to watch, especially when the ones with the lisps are doing musical theater... but anyway, you don't need to turn him straight. You could just make him metro. If he's metro, he's not literally gay as in liking other guys, but he has the same personality as a gay guy. So just flirt a lot and stuff, tell him you like him if you haven't already, etc. and eventually, he'll like you!




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