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okay i am 14/f in case it matters

okay well you see, my cousins from arizona came up for christmas and new years to visit us. one is 16 and the other is 22. well they came up and they were staying at my grandmas hosue. well i wanted to hang out with them so i figured id spend the night (by the way both of my cousins are guys). anyways so i got there and my grandparents werent there. my cousins said that they went to dinner 2 hours away at some really fancy returaunt. well, they took me upstairs and they told me to sit ont the bed. they started kissing me and slowy putting their hands down my pants and up my shirt. since i had never had a real boyfriend befor they told me that they were only showing me what to expect when i had one. so thye kept doing all this stuff to me and made me do some weird stuff to them and practically forced me to have sex with them.

i know its wrong and that i should tell someone one but what wiill people say when i tell them i had sex with my cousins? please help me idont know what to do =(

♥ ~*me*~ ♥ (link)
I haven't read ALL of these answers, but 2 stuck out to me: assuager's and Saint_Gasoline's. Why? Short, sweet, and to the point. They're definitely right, and this WAS a rape. It WAS abuse. Now, I know this probably isn't what you want to hear, but I did some research for school two months ago, and the rape of a child aged 14 or under can, in some states, result in the death penalty. But that's not the point. You should tell an adult.

I know it'll be really hard. You're obviously confused, and don't really know what to do. So I can imagine the trouble you'll go through trying to tell someone. The best advice I can give you here is to just... do it. I know I get that as an answer from everyone for almost every question I ask, and it makes absolutely no sense at the time. But if you happen to be an Advicenator, then it'll all make sense when you're answering a question like this. If you still can't bring yourself to speak about it, try writing a letter to your parents, and leave it on their pillow one day. It's not too hard. Good luck, hope I helped!


I was just wondering if it's possible to loose a pound a day? If so, how? Thanks. (link)
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It's probably not healthy for you. While you're at it, try going anorexic, why dontcha! (No, seriously, don't go anorexic.) The point is, you shouldn't do anything as dramatic as a pound a day. But there are other ways, I'm sure! Hope I helped!


Hey, you seem like a really great person and you give awesome advice. You definitely prove the people wrong that say this site is full of a bunch of dumb 13 year olds that don't know anything. Do you have myspace, xanga, or something similar? (link)
Heyy, thanks! =) I love to hear about anyone revolting against all that teens-are-dumb crap, even if I have nothing to do with is. FIGHT THE POWER!!!

As for myspace, xanga, etc., no, I do not, unless you happen to like DnD, then there's my old site from like 2 or 3 years ago, www.freewebs.com/dakmor123/ and I am also working on a game via RPG Maker, but I only have 22 days left on my free trial =X It's constantly being updated, check out www.freewebs.com/homestarla/Assassins Training (include the spacebar part, and the training... I know, it's weird).


oh and to all those people with the ? when is the right time to have sex? its when you are ready.
no body can tell you when to have sex.

and ways my ? is..
how long into the relationship do you have sex.
i rate high for nice people (link)
. . . You just answered your own question, mate. When you feel ready. Some people think 2 weeks is a long time. Others feel that it should be like 2 years. Personally, I feel that any pre-marital sex is wrong.

In addition, it has to be a good relationship. You wouldn't want to lose your virginity to some jerk, would you? Your virginity is important and special.

It also depends on where you are. It sounds weird, but it's true. Where I live, nobody under the age of like 16 has sex. But my 13-year-old cousin in NY, all her friends have lost their virginity.

Hope I helped!


how do you graph y=0.5x+2 (link)
The 2 is the y-intercept, and the .5 is the slope, hence the name slope-intercept form. .5 is also known as 1/2, of course, so you make it into 1/2x+2. Then you make a point at (0,2) since that's the y-intercept. You then make the slope of 1/2, with a line that goes up 1 and over 2, since 1 is the rise and 2 is the run. You also do -1/-2, to get it in the other direction. Voila. Hope I helped!

By the way, Advicenators was NOT made for homework help.


Hello. Im the one who wrote 'you're so cute'
True, ive never seen you. But i was not talking about looks. I've seen your answers and i think your personality is cute =) Thats all. An what do you mean 'why did you drop it in my inbox?' Where else am i supposed to 'drop' it?
Lol Annnyyyyywaay, Bye ?
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Ohhhhh... thanks! =D


You are so cute :D (link)
. . . O-kaaaay... er... kind of hard to say that considering you've never even SEEN me... erm... why am I even answering this? More importantly, why did you drop it in my inbox? I'm confuzzled...


I was wanted to know if girl like guys that are kind, nice, and polity. anserw and i give high rating. (link)
Yes. Rather, they should. If you think someone likes you because you're hot, they are NOT the right girl. They should care about your personality, if you sympathize for them, if you're always there for them. But these days, guys and girls just look for if you're hot... hope I helped... good luck!


Hey ok so i just downloaded limewire but there's a problem..when i search for a song or a name of an artist, nothing shows up - no results. And if i make the same search at my friends house (i did yesterday) it works! How come? Is there something i should do or install? Has this happened to anyone before?
Thanx for any answers!! (link)
What should you do, I'll tell you what to do. You go into Control Panel in the Start menu. You click Add/Remove Programs. And you delete Limewire. It's extremely illegal. Basically, it takes all programs, files, etc. installed on your computer and spreads them worldwide instantaneously. It's very illegal. Say you just paid $300 for a new music writing program. Then you upload Limewire onto your computer. People across the world are benefitting from your 300 dollars. Limewire is perhaps more illegal than Kazaa, and will some day make the entire ecosystem collapse. Delete it. Now. Please. Hope I helped!


OK, well im 14 and still havent had a b/f yet. Is there like smething wrong with mme? Im affraid I wont have a b/f the whole 4 years of highschool. Thanks! (link)
Ah come on, now don't degrade yourself like that! Some people aren't even ALLOWED to date until they're like 15! Trust me, you're not odd! I'm only 13, but I've never had a date, and neither have any of my friends, and it doesn't look like we're gonna get a girl for a looooong time. Believe me, someone will come eventually. Just don't try to find them. Pretend they don't exist. You'll know when the time is right.


well there is this guy in my class, matthew, hes a goth. well he seems to always talk to me, and at lunch my group sits near his group, like 6 meters apart. and he sits with his girlfriend but he seems to look at me alot. in class today he went "I love your eyes" and he always strokes my hair..and smells my hair...2 of my friends said he likes me...does he like me? can you give me some tips on how to tell if a guy likes you?
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From a guy's point of view, yeah, he likes you. I mean, the first thing aguy will point out is how deep your eyes are, followed by your hair... it all makes sense. It all fits together. He definitely likes you. But a lot of us guys are too shy to say that we like people or ask them out, so howzabout you go and ask him? Oh, wait... there's his girlfriend... I really want to help there. I really do. But I don't know anything on that topic. =( Sorry... hope I helped!


what does it mean when someone calls you a cookie cutter?? (link)
You're a unique individual... just like everyone else...

Basically, it's saying that you're the perfect stereotype. Like someone might call me the cookie cutter of nerdiness, since I perfectly portray a nerd. I am the cookie cutter. They use me to make all the others. Hope I cleared something up!


okay..i asked a question a few days ago listing everything that makes me think that the kid i like likes me back..everyone who answered said that it was obvious. now..my best friend is supposed to ask him who he likes..he keeps forgetting..but he will..eventually. i want to hang out with my crush a couple times before i tell him..but my weekends have been booked. so my question is..should i

1. wait to tell him after i hang out with him eventually?
2. wait to tell him after i find out if he likes me or not?
3. both 1 and 2?
4. just go for it.

also, finding the right opportunity is also a problem. when i do tell him..how should i go about it? (link)
4! 4! 4! 4! 4!!!!!

I can't make it any clearer! Go with number 4!!! It hurts me so much to see all these guys and girls wondering if thir crushes like them, and they just wait and wait and wait and they never do anything about it!!! I was you one time. I had the biggest crush on this girl. She was one of my best friends before the summer when I realized my true feelings. You know what I did? I waited. Stupid. I asked my friend what to do. No help. It was burning up inside me. Actually, it was because of that that I discovered Advicenators. =D But anyway, I couldn't take it anymore. It was bugging me so much. I was losing sleep. It was unbearable. So I told her. Well, no. I was too shy. I could've called her. Too shy for that too. E-mailed her. Still nerve-racking, kind of cowardly, but it got the point across. No, she still only likes me as a friend. But that's not the point. Most of the time, it's successful. My sister says she's just in denial. Why should it be any different in your case if he says no?

Sorry... I get sidetracked. A lot. Just tell him that you like him!!! Please, it's hurting me... hope I helped, good luck!


i like my friend from school but i dont know is she likes me back what should i do? (link)
Heh... if you're into modern tradition, you're going to hate me and rate me a 1 for this, but I gotta say it... what I did was I just told her how I felt! Everyone was telling me not to tell her how I felt, but to just ask her to the movies. Good thing I didn't, because she only liked me as a friend. Besides, little did I know, she was in Greece at the time =D Anyway, if you're too shy to tell her like I was, you could always just send her an e-mail... for those of you who were wondering, that's how I contacted her in Greece. And boy am I glad, it was so nerveracking to tell her by e-mail, imagine how it would've been in real life! Whew... scary thought there! Just tell her exactly how you feel. And make it sound poetic. Girls like that. I quote Coach Z: "It's jest lahk a great sports play. Yeh cayn't just rush inter the score zone! Yeh'll get clabbered! Don't jest git her a flah-wer. Git her a rayer flah-wer! Frem theh tawlest mownten!" What I'm saying is, don't just say "I think I like you." Describe what it feels like. Say that you're in a swirling pink mist of happiness whenever you think about her. Then, ultimately, at the end, ask if she likes you back. That's what I did =D Hope I helped, good luck with her!


Okay this is pretty unlike me and I know I'm gonna sound retarded, but this weekend me and a few of my buddys are going to the mall and they're are always reeeeeaaallll fine girls there and even though I'm not a bad looking dude (shallow?) I always never have any courage to approach them, any suggestions? I would be mucho greatful =) (link)
Most girls---scratch that, ALL girls---hate pickups. You won't get a single girl like that. And if you do, it will be for the wrong reason. You shouldn't get a girl because she's hot! Looks don't matter! It's their personality, and if the feeling is true. I would never try to get a girl for looks. Even if they don't look so great, I wouldn't find any random girl because I need a girlfriend. Only ones I have feelings for.

You're still here, aren't you? Why? Ah well, you're not going to go away until you either get pickup lines or see my downfall on Advicenators. I reccomend going to goodquotes.com, it has a lot of pickup lines. They're completely dreadful, which makes them work so well. They make the girl laugh. You'll be pictured as a funny guy. Girls like funny guys. It has things like, you take out a screw that you conveniently placed in your pocket, hold it out to the girl, and say, "Wanna screw?" That one's my favorite.

Also do a google search for "cheesy sleazy pick-up guy" it's really funny, he says all these sleazy pickup lines (he even has his own theme song!) and you get to like slap him or something.

Google! Why didn't I think of it before? Ferngully recently created a guide to using google.com in hopes that there would be less questions like these. I guess it's not working eh? Hope I helped!


does anyone know how to get game cheats for neopets.com? i really want to get more points for games and everything! (link)
Really, I don't know why this one got passed by the site moderators. But, as I used to be a neopet-ee, I guess I can help here.

First of all, never listen to those things like how on Meerca Chase if you type JASON all at once, it'll give you infinite fish neggs. That's just a stupid guy with no life. What I used to do was I would go onto anagram sites such as anagramsite.com and start playing Eliv Thade. I would put in whatever word I needed to unscramble into anagramsite, and use that to get a LOT of neopoints. But of course the easiest way is to go onto the neopet sites! Some personal favorites (I don't know if they're still up) are soup-fairy.com and pinkpoogle.com and neopetparadise.com... my favorite was pinkpoogle =D And they usually have the Crossword answers, so you could always just do that for an extra 700 Neopoints. In addition, if you can spin the Wheel of Excitement at the hour down to the second by Neopets Savings Time, it will land on the 10,000. It's not luck. It's timing. Same with Coltzan's Shrine. I forget what usual hours are, but if you go to Coltzan's Shrine at Midnight exactly down to the second by Neopets Savings Time standards, you get a resounding 1,000,000 neopoints!!! Hope I helped, you rotten little cheater! =D Just kidding.


Ok last night my sisters bouyfriend raped me. He said that the only reason that he was dating my sister was to get closer to me and that he watched me all the time. I haven't told anyone yet because I am scared and my sister is always telling me how much she loves him and that she wants to marry him. And I know that I should tell her because he is a jerk and I dont want her to make any wrong decisions but I can't because I dont want to break her heart. How can I tell her and my family that he raped me?? Because everyone in our family thinks he is a great guy and he wouldn't do anything to hurt anyone but he hurt me and I don't know if my family will believe me and my sister might think that I am just making this all up because I am jealous. How should I tell them??


Thanks!!!! (link)
=\ Ohhhhh my god. That's, like, really really really bad. I'd say you should first tell your sister. She won't believe you but after a while she may start noticing things and begin to think, "Hmm... maybe she was right..." Right after telling your sister, find your parents. Tell them. They will be able to help a LOT. Finally, 911. I believe raping is illegal. What am I saying? Of course it is! Call 911 immediately! As you're reading this, pick up your phone and dial the emergency hotline! Hope I helped, good luck!


can you get stds or whatever from masterbating? i mean like are there any risks involed? thanks. (link)
Er... no... an STD is a Sexually TRANSMITTED Disease. That means it gets transmitted from one person to another. You need two people for that. No, that doesn't mean someone giving you a handjob would give you an STD. An STD is transmitted by, well, sex, hence the name.


How can you get one of your friends to like-like you and to ask you out besides flirting because we already do that and stuff. 13/F (link)
You really want to know? By asking him out already!!! Who says girls can't do that? Ask him to a movie and say that you want to do that as more than friends. I'm serious, it might work! And if something goes wrong and he says no, things will be awkward. I can tell you that right off the bat. After you get really tired of the awkwardness (trust me, you will) tell him how awkward it was and say that you should just forget it ever happened. Easy as that. Hope I helped, good luck with him =D And everyone else who says it can't be done, screw them. Don't get your hopes down. I believe that you can get any friends (of the opposite sex) to like you! Good luck!


what is a metro sexual? is that like bi? (link)
Metro is like acting gay, but still straight. Like if a guy were to do that weird swishy-walk, and watch shows like All My Children, and stuff like that, you may assume that he's gay, but he may just be metro. By the way, as a matter of interest, in your feedback, can you put who you are, or if you're a non-Advicenator, put that, please!




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