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Cell phone message
well i got my cell like two weeks ago.. and i set up my voicemail to the original verizon message thing... and i want to create my own.. but i don't know what to do.. i odn't really want to be like hey this is ____ please leave a message blah blah or like hey... who is this... ohh hey whats up... ohh well im not here right now so leave a message .. i want something else.. can you help me out? easy 5
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Hilarious. There's really funny voicemail/answering machine things there, such as:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
or:
Hi. This is ____:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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okay, this might sound corny or w/e... but you could say... "Hello?*pause*Hello?(as if you were talking to them b/c people fall for it alll the time)then say "im sorry ican't hear you because this is a message, so leave me some love and i'll get back to you!" if you need anymore ideas drop one in my inbox!!!
xox
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ayo, im not here right now. if your still wonderin why i didnt answer it either i dont like you, your annoying the shit out of me,or im stuck in the damn boonies. oh and dont even try to call blocked cuz i aint gonna answer. peace.
hope i helped! muah!
xoxoxoxo
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"naw im not here right now so if your wondering why its probably cuz i dont like you or cuz you gon' waist my minutes.. haha money dont grow on trees.. call me after 9 assholesss" hahaha and laugh at the end..
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well if you want somethin funny... like one of my friends did this... she had me go "hello!.. oh hay this is brittani.. you wanna talk to tori... okay hold on one sec... TORI ((yell))!! TORI come on someones on the phone..." and then tori comes and goes "hello hay what do you need? well im busy can you jus leave me a message!?!?"
;) hehe you might think its stupid but i thought it was pretty good! hopefully youll like it 2.. ill edit my answer if i can think of more!
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there's some cool ones. maybe a song, and then juss you're name and # at the end. i know alot of people that get it off radios. it gives people something to listen to while they're waiting to leave a message.
-hope that helped!
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you could put your favorite song (or any song) as your voicemail i have that and its really cute
hope that helps if you need anything else drop one in my inbox ♥
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