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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

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okay i shave down there nd like 2 weeks ago i got like sum little red bumps nd finally they went away .. but i got it again im thinkin its ingrown hairs from a not so good shaver . is that wut it is ?? nd how can i get rid of it . im so afraid my bf is gunna c it nd think its STD or sumfn .. help

How about not shave and show your boyfriend your vagina at such a young age?

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do just animals go through cellular respiration and plants go through photosynthesis, or do they both go through cellular respiration. (im not asking if plants go through photosynthesis, i know they do, im just wondering if they go through cellular respiration too.) thanksss

I'm fairly sure plants only go through photosynthesis. Plants are the opposite of animals, they need carbon dioxide to survive, leaving ovygen as waste. We need oxygen to survive, leaving carbon dioxide as waste. So I don't see how plants could go though cellular respiation. Anyways, animals who go through that have lungs.

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Im really really scared about getting my perdiod i have no idea when its comming like no idea. Im scared one of my friends will find out or i will be the last one. My crush is in like all my classes. And the nurse had pads and tampons and stuff but Im scared when im gon aget it

God, if you're this afraid of getting your period, just wait til that day you're freaking out because you didn't get it.

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can any 1 tell me whats the best free music download site?

Those are illegal and I'm not going to aid you in breaking the law.

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are guys supose to shave down there or not? if yes.. like completely?

Its all up to you.

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I really need some good gift ideas for my boyfriend for christmas, any one have any ideas? he's 14 and my limit is 20$ but mabi a little over:

-he likes(building) models
-video games-final fantasy
-kingdom hearts

You can get any one of those things for around $20. Might I suggest Final Fantasy 9.

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Ok, I know this sounds lame, but I think boys don't like me. I haven't had a boyfriend for a bit longer than a year. I even tried asking some guys out and they said no. It just makes me feel like they don't like me. I'm nice, athletic, funny, cool, and all that stuff. I tried being patient, but it's not working. Even the guys I like treat me just like one of their friends. What am I supposed to do? I'll rate HIGH!!!!!!!!!

You obviously need to meet new guys.

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Hey.
I had a serious question because I'm starting to feel all of these strange feelings. I'm 16/f.

I met this boy a couple months back & ever since have been completely happy. I've seriously never felt like this around anyone before. I wake up every morning just wishing that I was with him. & I try to spend every waking hour I can with him. I'm never usually like this, around boyfriends usually I'm shy & try to spend as little time as possible. But with him it's completely different.

I love talking to him, I love being with him, I love who I am around him. I was just wondering, does this seem like love?

Plus, usually with my relationships I wake up every morning thinking, "Why am I dating him? he's such a waste!" But I haven't had one negative feeling about him ever since I met him. He's so great.

So yeah, does this seem like love? Thanks lovelys.

Sounds more like an obsession.

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I was talking to one of my guy friends and he said that the taste of a guy's cum depends on his diet. Is that true? Like, he said that if the guy ate fruits and stuff that it'll be sweeter.

I've heard with certain things that can be true, but not in general.

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This guy that I used to sort of have a crush on lately has been showing some undesirable qualities. Well me and my friend went to have lunch at his cafe that he's a chef and owner of. We were sitting down having our lunch and then he started talking really loudly about his friend that owns a porn shop. Then he told us that his friend had caught a guy stealing a pussy in a box and that he tackled him. Then he empasized once again that is was a PUSSY IN A BOX, and laughed.
Now remember, me and my friend were in the middle of eating our lunch when he started talking about this. We never said anything to him, but after we left I told her I thought what he did was in bad taste and she agreed with me.
I'm sort of losing interest in this guy now. I think what he told us was something he should have said outside of his business, and maybe he should have told his guy friends instead of two woman. Were no prudes but really there is a time and place.
Does anyone else think what he did was uncalled for?

I talk openly with strangers about my strange fetish for women's toe nail clippings, so not really.

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I have really wavy hair, and i straighten it everyday for school. does anyone have a straightener that would straighten my hair easily and not damage my hair

If you could somehow alter your genetics I'm sure this would be attainable.

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Hey guys..well i have a question..obviously. Im obsessed with the band Good Charlotte, and have been for about 4 or 5 years..but people always tell me stuff. Im tired of them thinking my music sucks more then theirs because its not "poser" music. I feel like i got more balls then THEY DO cause its harder to admit you like music that will get people to tell you crap the it is to be the crap talker. What should i do?

You should listen to better music.

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Hey. Its the guy who thinks he knows what love is. What is it? In your point of view.

It is a mature sense of responsibility and care for your partner. It is similar to liking someone, only a more mature form of it. The maturity part of it is why I believe a thirteen year old doesn't know what love is. On this same note, there are many adults who don't possess this so don't worry too much.

I'm only retarded when I choose to be.

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I hate my life. Here's a little bit about it.
I have un diagnosed a.d.d or adhd, i'm 14, I ive in the stupidest town ever, i suck at everything i do, i hate my family, i do not work up to my potencial, i'm ugly, i'm too skinny, i'm not allowed to have ''too much fun'', i'm not allowd to have a girlfriend, i'm constantly depressed, i dont have any friends because i'm too much of a ''geek'', i get many racist jokes cracked about me every day.

i just dont know what to do, i just got in a big fight with my parents and I didn't realize until now, just how much i HATE my life.

please help me.

First off, if its undiagnosed, then don't tell people you have it. Reading about it doesn't always cut it. Now, find stuff to occupy your time. If you're just going to mope around saying your life sucks, then its going to. If you put an honest effort into making it better, chances are you wont find yourself depressed. As for the racist jokes, ignore them. It'll be hard to do, but you'll discover that wont be as badass if you don't even pay any attention to them. As for being a geek, well thats just who you are. You'll find friends. Hell, if I can manage to get friends anyone can. As for not being allowed to do much or having a girlfriend, you're fourteen. Those things will change as you get older. Don't worry, you only end up what you make yourself to be.

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I’m really into fashion and my parents know that. My mom and I have talked about me going to an art school before and she wouldn't mind if I did. I have a very good chance of getting into UCLA but there is one problem--my dad. He refuses to let me go to an art school. He wants me to go to UT (Texas) which is where he went. I'm in the top 10% of my class so I'm in automatically there. He told me that in the end it was my decision but if I decided to go to UCLA then he wouldn't pay for it. UCLA is an expensive school and it'll be even more since I'll be coming in out of state and I won't be able to pay for it on my own. I need my dad. I tried to get my mom to talk to him about it but it didn't help. So now I don't know what to do-- go to UCLA and pay for it on my own (which I most likely be able to do) or go to UT and have my dad pay for it. What do you think?

Just try and explain to him that art is your passion. It is something you'll enjoy WAY more than anything you'll learn at UT. Or, another option, go to UT and get all the boring core classes out of the way, save up money while doing it, then go to UCLA.

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is it a sin to kiss before marriage if your a christian?

As far as I know, only sexual acts are considered a sin.

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ok, i hope someone can help me here. a lot of people say that im always "out of it" or that im sort of in a trance or something. how do i get myself to be more alert and not so bored?

Stop doing drugs.

LOLJK. I don't know, this is more of something personal to you so I don't how I could really help. Maybe find more things you're interested in.

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I'm 16, and my boyfriend who is 18 will have been going out for 2 months next Friday. I was wondering.. should I get him a card? Or buy him a present? Or should I just not do anything..just simply wish him happy anniversary? What do people usually do for their 2 month anivarserys?

The two month isn't really special. I mean, go ahead and do something, but a nice present isn't really worth it.

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okay my boyfriend wants me to have sex with him .....i really want ot because i'm 16 sooo what do i do?

You want to have sex because you're sixteen? My advice is don't have it until you find someone you love.

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Well I've been driving standard for a year. Two months ago, I booked my test (It takes very long to get an appointment here) and then two weeks ago, I started my lessons on an automatic car. I thought I was a pretty good driver until my new driving instructor pointed out everything that I did wrong and it was so horrible.
He told me so many bad things but I fixed the majority of it. Today, I failed anyway and I feel so bad.
I was freaking out way too much. The examiner told me I didn't make -one- good turn. Not even a good right turn. He also told me that it seemed like I was new to driving.
I feel so bad now. Just last week my friends got me a three-month rental on this cute car for my birthday but I can't drive it alone because I only have my learner's licence and my mum is at work from 6 in the morning to 8 in the evening on weekdays. This was my first test and now I have to wait another month to get my Novice Licence.
Have any of you ever driven without a supervisor? Have you ever failed a test?

You'll get used to it. You're just nervous, thats all. Continue to practice all you can and beat the hell out of that test in a month.

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