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is it true that it hurts guys to shave down there? my boyfriend said he would start shaving for me but like i dont want himto hurt himself...oh and is it also true that guys don't respect guys who shave down there if they ever find out about it?
No, on both accounts.
Hello! Before school let out, I asked several teachers for letters of recommendation for college applications and scholarships, and just for in general.
I said I would give them all the entire summer to do them, which I thought was really fair.
Anyway, my "problem" is, what is the best way to politely remind them that I asked them for a letter, and that I would like to have it on the first day of school [September 8th]?
Should I send an email? I was thinking of sending emails out this week since it's registration this week, and I figure they are starting to get back in "school mode". Is that fair? Or should I wait until next week?
Thanks you! =]
Next week you should mention it by also saying it's cool if they haven't done it yet, just let you know as soon as possible when they're ready with it. It wasn't really necessary to shunt work onto your teachers over summer, you still have plenty of time to get the letters done. If they do have the letters, you should apologize for giving them extra stuff to do over summer.
is it awkward to moan or like deep breathe when being fingered? or is it like a turn-on for a guy?
Definite turn on.
so my boyfriend fingered me and ate me out (first) then after we both cleaned up a bit i gave him a bj, he went to the bathroom to clean up, then about like 10 mins later i had to pee lol so i went...im nervous that like some of his cum might have gotton on the toilet seat or toilet paper...i looked at it first to make sure there was no cum on it but cant sperm by invisible too? im freaking outtt :( could i be pregnant?
I can pretty much guaranfuckingtee you're not pregnant.
im a 16/f, i have recently started doing stuff with a 18/m when school ended. our relationship started out like this : he saw me in school in a classroom that he was visiting to say bye to the teacher because he was graduating that week. He saw me and obviously thought I was cute so when i got home i saw he friended me on facebook. then he Inboxed me and got my number [this was in june] the first day we started talking, he asked for a handjob/blowjob. i jokingly agreed to it because i liked the attention. from then on it only got worse. he asked for pictures the second day we started talking. i didnt give in until about the 5th day after having a long talk about it with him..ever since then ive became pretty much whipped and i will litterally do whatever he wants me to do, whenever he wants me to do it. i guess you could say i like it when he tells me what to do..i dont know why..anyways, we had sex for the second time today. when i got home, i realized that i really like him. and now that weve had sex, [he was my first by the way. when we first did it, he made it seem really safe and he made me feel really comfortable about it, the way he talked to me because he knew i didnt want to] when we first did it, after he left, i felt like we were bonded togethor and that i needed to be texting him..i felt like we had a connection. obviously he doesnt feel that way..but for me, it really means a lot to me that he was my first and that we did that. i really like him ..even though hes clearly stated before that he isnt looking for a relationship and he just wants to have fun and thinks im hot. [hes never called me pretty by the way. just hot and cute and sexy]
today after we had sex at his house, i got really sad. because i really enjoyed it and while it was happening i looked into his eyes and i felt like we had something. i just cried my eyes out for over an hour because now i feel bonded to him for ever, because we had sex. i really really like him and i dont want him to ever stop talking to me, ever. and it really hurts me the most because think about it..if this is the way he met me and is doing stuff with me, then he's probobly doing the same thing with other girls. he never admits it. i dont know what to do..i feel torn. completely.
and by the way i asked this question to a collumist a week ago but nobody answered it so now im asking a few more people, so all of this that i just wrote about, happened last sunday. ever since then, he BARELY texts me anymore. he used to always text me all the time and tell me to text him when i woke up. uhmm now he just stops answering after a while. im getting really sick of it, i mean we still video chat sometimes and he asks for pictures sometimes but overall, i think hes just done with me or got bored or something. but how can a guy get bored with a girl who will do whatever he wants? arent they supposed to like that..im just so confused i dont it.
please help me
Sorry I didn't answer this for awhile, the answer is just so obvious I didn't have the interest to answer.
You're being fooled around with, he doesn't want a relationship; he just wants to fuck. You don't want to just fuck, you want a relationship; that's impossible with him. You can either keep fucking him for no reason and really end up getting hurt worse on the inside, or you can ditch him now.
I was wondering what the number for the rejection hotline for when I don't want to give my real number to guys...
Thanks!
How about you find a more mature way of rejecting them instead?
when you want to give a guy a blowjob before sex, do you blow him until he cums? For me, I feel like if he orally simulates me for so long that i get an orgasm, I get satisfied and turned off (not like uninterested, but I litterally dont feel like I want to have sex.) Any tips?
No, you do not.
Okay, i asked a previous question about this, but if you havent seen it, this is basically what happened. there was a party, my girlfriend went with her friends, i was working so i didnt. at the party some guy was hitting on her, then grabbed her ass, she pushed him off, he pushed her over onto the pavement, shes got a big bruise and scraped up her arm and hands. yeah well so i wanted to beat the shit out of him, but my gf told me to leave it alone, and forget about it. yeah. i didnt. i found him a few days later, and tried to kick his ass. hes a big fellow, but i walked away better which was what i wanted. my girlfriend found out and is PISSED at me. she doesnt get it though. i couldnt leave it alone. she wouldnt even let me talk her into pressing charges(which is what i was planning) she refused so i pretty much had to do what i did. but she doesnt get it. i tried to explain to her that when someone messes with your girlfriend, they cant just get away with it. she doesnt understand, but i did apologize. shes still pissed though and i do feel bad because i guess i made her feel guilty which is crazy, because if anyone should feel guilty, its me. i mean if i had been at the party, this would never have happened. i dont know what to do now. she feels bad, and shes mad as hell at me. any help?
16/m 15/f
Neither of you should feel guilty, you did the right thing. The end.
can someone help me with some band names like what to call a new one .. thanks in advance.
Brutal As Fuck. It works out, because if you guys are in fact brutal as fuck, it's your band name. And if you're not, then it's ironic so you guys seem like pretty cool dudes anyway.
ok well im a guy 18'ys old, was just on msn to one of my girl mates and the conversation went from theme parks to sex some how. pah.. but what ever, we got on to the subjct of how big is average/small/big for a penis? she asked me how big i was but i wasnt gonna tell her :3 haha
thanks
...She would have to find that out for her self somtime
I'd like to challenge the validity of xObEaChbAbEoX's numbers. Just saying.
Well as you read i have a problem with my friends. My friends dont like aeropostale and i well pretty much luv it. My friend John says hollister all the way. Shawndeep says ew aeropostale. On the first day of school i wanna wear an aeropostale shirt but am afraid. I dont wanna be like a follower but if i wear it i dont want to not be stylish if they don't like it. I wouldnt want to change my friends and jerpodize my friendships rite now. So should i wear my shirt or just put on a shirt with no aeropostale on it? Oh and p.s. my bff Karina likes aeropostale and i am a 13/f
When in doubt, clothing is optional.
Today I burned some CDs off of a playlist on iTunes. Just as the instructions said (as well as common sense), I went to File --> Burn Disk, and the diskes were burned onto the CDs.
When I put them in my car though, it wouldn't read. As if there was nothing on the CD. And when I put that same CD back into my computer to REBURN, the music WAS THERE. So it went onto the CD but won't play in a normal CD player or radio?
What did I do wrong?
Might have accidentally burned a data CD instead of an audio CD.
So...i have been fingering myself since i was like 10 & i do continue doing it (im 14 now) but im beggining to get scared because one of my clitoris is like really large, brown and ugly, and i dnt know wierd. It makes me self councious and i dont know what im goin to do when i have sex or when my boyfriend gets into my pants to finger me. I just get really worried/nervous/scared. Do you know what this is? 14/f
~~~Olie (or u can call me Michii) D=
Sounds pretty normal to me.
so there was this party the other night. my girlfriend went with her friends but i couldnt because i was working. there were kids from other schools there too. well the way i heard it was that this one dude was messing with my girl all night. flirting with her and stuff and that about halfway into the party he grabbed her ass. she slapped his hand away and i guess he flipped out. he pushed her over and kicked her. i want to kill him. shes got this huge nasty bruise and she scraped up her arm and hand when he pushed her onto the pavement. i dont think ive ever been this furious. i feel guilty too that if i had been there to protect her, it wouldnt have happened. i know who he is because ive played him in football, and i want to kick his ass. it would upset my girlfriend who told me that i shoudl just leave it alone. but at this point i would rather kill this kid and have her be pissed at me then just sit around and let him get away with it. im thinking about just doing it and not telling her. he should have the balls to not go crying to anyone about it right> might not be a good idea though... what do you guys think?
I think that's a really good idea.
Well, I heard the song Feeling Good by Muse...and then I heard Michael Buble sing it. Who's the original singer?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeling_Good
Anthony Newley and Leslie Bricusse for the 1965 musical The Roar of the Greasepaint—the Smell of the Crowd.
What is your favourite type of pizza?
I like pepperoni or tomatoes or mushrooms and olives, or a combination of those.
I want to try contacts.
I have an rx for my glasses prescription already thats up to date.
Do I need to make an eye doctor appointment to get an rx for contacts or is it the same prescription?
You ought to just wait until your next yearly optometrist appointment and bring it up then, then you'd have an up-to-date prescription for both at the same time. Better than having each changed at different times during the year for no reason.
19/f
okay so a three sum, yeah i know what it is but what exactly would happen if you had it with two guys? like i dont understand how that would work! i probably sound really stupid for asking, but i think it would be kind of fun ;)
The most practical way is one male has intercourse with the female from behind, while she orally stimulates the other male at the same time.
Wooo for no vulgar words!
13/f
i was wondering if the knowing..(a movie with nicolous cage) was scary.. like not disaster scary but horror and death scary. i was watching the first like 5 minutes of it and it seemed scary.. in the begining espesially i would like to know. thanks!
kjam21
It's not really scary, just creepy throughout. However, if you found the first five minutes to be too much to handle, I wouldn't recommend watching the rest of it.
There is this particular song that I keep on hearing in either Nordstroms and Bloomingdales. I have asked people who work there what the name of the song is and they had no idea of looking up. It is a woman singing in a soothing voice and the chorus goes something to the extent of
oooo we can, we can, we can (or maybe she's saying wicked)
and then talks about the ocean
Does anyone have any ideas what the name of this song is?
Orinoco Flow by Enya.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC5aUDN6OoU