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Iwas just wondering if stuff like nail polish remover and permanent markers could get you high?
If they can.. dont you think its kind of dumb to have products such as that when they could probably easily develope something that isnt harmful? (link)
yept they make you reall high. they can give you permanent brain damage and possibly even kill you. well you arent really supposed to be getting high off of it,so itsa ok to sell them. its the buyers responsibilty


how many calories do you have to burn to lose a pound? (link)
3500 calories are in a pound :)


ok so i need someone to help me over the past few days ive been feeling really horny and i dont know what to do about it! im 18 female and im a virgin. i really want to make it go away and feel better could someone please advice me on what i could do? thank you. (link)
masturbate...


Hi. There is this fish shop (a shop that sells fish) near my house, they also sell stuff like candy, so anyway i piked up a candybar and looked at the sell by date and it was like 3 months past it, so when i told the shop keeper he insisted there was nothing wrong with the sell by date, so i took a few pictures of the inside of the shop, and the backroom and then a picture of the out of date candybar(including the date) and left, is there anything i can do to report him and if so who do i report him to?
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oh wow i feel sorry for you. yes a candy bar may be nothing but he could sell more out of date things you just dont know about, so i think you sould report him. extremely!!


well, my hormones come on REALLY strong during one part of the day so i find myself masturbating a lot - what should i do? is this healthy that i masturbate a ton? (link)
well, thers nothing wrong with masturbation so yer knock your self out :)


How reliable are condoms? what are the chances that they will break during intercourse? (link)
if they are put on currectly, they should not break. basically, the reason condoms break is when peo0ple put them on wrong


Ok so i try really hard to look good for school. well my first period is PE and we cant change clothes . SO what should i do cause i get all sweaty and grose and i dont think i lok good after pe anything i can do to stay fresh ? and we dont have showers or anything like that after Pe (link)
They don't let you dress out?? :/ I would just take extra clothes with me. Change before you do to second period, if you have time. If you don't, ask to use the restroom right before first ends and change then. And also have your perfume, make up, etc so you can re apply.


With your clothes though, just bring like, shorts and a t-shirt to wear for gym then your regular school clothes to change into.


about a year ago my close uncle died and everyone at the funeral was crying....everyone exept me that is,the same thing goes for when my grandad died. it hasnt really bothered me until now. is there somthing wrong with me? i knw death is supposed to be sad but whenever the subject comes up i dont really feel any emotion exept for just a very and i mean very minute drop of sadness. (link)
Adding on to what isis said, it probably just hasn't hit you yet. When my aunt died, I didn't cry either because I had family all around me for a while after she passed away. After everyone got back to their regular lives, I realized *wow...I'm n.e.v.e.r. going to see her again* and that was the point for me where I just broke down.

It's not a bad thing and there's nothing wrong with you. Sometimes we just don't think about these things right away.


okay so tomarrow im going to get a hair cut. i have its about 4 to 5 inches below my shoulder and its curly and i have layers. i want side bangs (if you dont know what those are there like long bangs that are kept to the side, or maybe theres another name for it but o well) so if you could find any pictures that i could show the hair salonist person i would appreciate it. thankx (link)
I think I know what you are talking about...maybe.


Pictures:

Here is a young lady with curly hair and bangs to her side...you can always push the bangs to the side or do that head move.
http://www.curly-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/wavy-hair-styles-07.jpg

Here is a picture, it's slopy kind of and she has strait hair.
http://www.curly-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/medium-wavy-hair-styles-08.jpg

You can also have short bangs, and and a little longer bangs to the side.
http://www.celebrity-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/ashlee-simpson-hair-styles-04.jpg

Misc:
http://play-mania.com/play-rosie04.jpg

http://www.hairresources.com/images/sce/katehudson.jpg

HOPE THE PICTURES HELP!


i got my eyebrows waxed today and there is red part on one of them, maybe because it was pulled too hard but its not like bleeding on the outside or anything its just red underneath and im afraid it will turn in to a scab because it happend before is there anything i can do to calm it down or make it less red to not form a scab (link)
it wont turn in to a scab no matter what, but you should put a ice. it will stay red because, frozent things make things red, but that way it wont STAY red, only temporarliy


I don't think my friend understands that you can be best friends, do things with other people (seperately) but still be best friends. Any advice? (link)
yea i can get tthat way to. its just sometimes you feel like they are replacing you. just always give her little reminders about how shes your very best friend and nobody can take her place! hope i helped!


hi,i know this is long, but you'll be helping innocent creatures instead of me. well today i went in to a pet shop that i have only ever been to once before. i never knew that they sold livestock, untill i heard biirds chirping for the first time. i went over and saw wide but short cages holding birds. first i saw somethings called a "rainbow pennat rosera" or something along those lines. it had a medium cage but was all puffed up, and it actually looked really dirty, like it had been rolling in dry dirt, and its feathers were all puffed up. i dont know if they are supposed to look like that as ive never seen (or heard of) that breef before. next i saw budgie, about 10 of them in 1 cage, it was maybe 3 feet wide and really short. next i saw about 5-8 cockatiels in the same type of cage. the bird would have hit its head on the top if the perch was any higher. i dont know if these are signs of a bad shop, but they seem pretty bad. is there anything i can do for these creatures who deserve a better home? my friend thought of a really crazy idea, where he records the birds on his phone and if they tell us not to record, they are hiding something. should we try it? also i thought i would add that there was a healthy looking green parrot on the counter, that was chirping away. do you think that they put the 1 healthy bird in a big cage at the front so people think its of high standards? (link)
hmm i think your friend has a great idea he must be extremely smart and care for the the welfare of the animals give him/her my appreciation and please make sure he gats it :D well i think the rspca would be a very good idea. and evidence such as photos and vidios, if youre gunna do secerate filming on a mobile i would reccomend it has a decen camea 2.0 mp mayby well be carful and if having second thoughts just remember youre doing this for the animals.


14/m

So there's the girl I like. I always liked her and it feels like I always will.

We were never dating but we were close. But now she's moved on to another guy. I can't get her off my mind!! I'm always thinking about her..she just seems so..perfect.

And now and then I look at the old notes she wrote me. The ones saying she likes me and looking at those it..it hurts. I wanna just throw them out but is that really going to help? I want to get over her...right?

Really confused,
Greenlalablue (link)
okay leiimie tell u the same things hapened to me but only twice the only thing i can suggest is that you ride it out, keep her as a friend and whatever you do DO NOT throw away the letter cuz when you do get over he youll be glad you kept them (i stoopidly threw mine out big mistake i ended up kiking myself for not keeping them)

hope i helped!


I'm turing 16 soon and for my 16th birthday i was thinking of having like a spa day. Does anyone know of any spas that offer like a teen party package or something like that.

Thanks in Advanced. (link)
um this is not really advice but you mite wanna give that state or even the city you would be will ing to travell to (different spas in different areas) nice idea though :D


well heres my problem:
I Dont know when but soon im gonna meet up with my boyfriend that i havent seen for ages, weve been going out for 5 months, and we talked about sex im only young and a vigin but hes older and experianced and i trust him. I told him that i was ready do "do it" when we met up. Now thats true i do wanna but my worse fear is getting pregnant and im scared about it. i dont know what to do or what to tell him or if its worth the risk. It is somthing i trust him with, but bad things always seem to happen to me and i really dont want to get pregnant but i wanna do it. Please Help What Should I Do? And Wha Should i tell my boyfriend (link)
okay well heres the thing to me you dont sound a 100% sure you want to have sex, just remember your virginitiy is precious, one you loose it, its not gunna come back, theres no rush to have sex and if your boyfraing cares about your feelings heel understand, just tell him your not ready.

In future when you do decide to have sex (and your still extemely worried about getting pregnat) talk to your doctor he will tell you everything you need to know and will go through all the optins with you

hope i helped!


I'm going to start driving in a about year && I want to look into cars. I want a camero. Like no older then a '98. How much do they usally go for?
Do you know any good car sites I can find one? and Any tips I should know for buying my first car?

Thanks So Much. (link)
V6 camaro from 98 and up 5000-8000

Z28 camato ftom 98 and up 10000-13000

SS camarp from 98 and up 15000-20000

now the differences in price also show the difference in engines and power. the SS or supersport is the fastest most powerful edition with something in the neighborhood of 380 horsepower. they are powerful, they are fast, they are the top of the line editions with the most amenities and speed. the Z28's are the mid range one with 300 hotses they aren't the fastest but have an ample amount of power, had plenty of options and packages, and were fast enough to get the job done. and the V6 camaro is to many not a real camaro. they are slow, have about 210 horsepower, they have the least amount of options and are the lamest ones. the V6 camaros were weak, slow, and lame.

my suggestion to you is to find a Z28 in your price range. you still have a fast car, one that has plenty of options, and one that kicks lots of ass on the road. the camaros are badass rides from the first ones made in the 1960's to the last ones that rolled of the lines in 2002. if you can get a camaro then go for it. they're easy to work on, easy to maintain, and last a lifetime. plus all the guys will be jealous of your ride. especially if you get an SS. i'm not gonna bullshit you though. the Z28 amd SS have very powerful V8 engines and are not great on gas. but you trade gas saving for power in most cases and in that case i always take power. gas isn't cheap, but i'd rather pay out my ass at the pump than pay out the ass when my car is too slow to get anywhere. good luck with the camaro.


My dog is about 9 years old and a male. He pees on the carpet and tile about once or twice a week. Most of the time its when we are at home. He is nutered and all of that and we already took him to a vet to check for a bladder infection. (link)
The older the dog gets, their memory isn't so fabulous. Except, you can teach an old dog a new trick! Luckily, he doesn't have a bladder problem, but it's just within his mind.
Here are some ideas to teach him to stop.
1. Scold but not to harshly.
2. Praise when he pees outside when you watch him; give him a treat.
3. Newspaper for a few days...tacky, yes!
4. If non of this helps, I am thinking a diaper, lol.

Hope your dog learns to pee in the right place!
Or it might get worse. :(


ok...

i have verizon wireless.. and it says i can send it to the computer.. which costs money.. ( ithink) andthen there pix place..

what is pix place?
and does it cost money to send it there?? and where does it go? (link)
pixplace is free. all you do is sign up and then on your phone there ll be an option that will say sign up. then it goes to your online account


i have this like little myspace virus and it sends these things to people that i don't even know and it's like better than myspace 0! better than myspace 1! better than myspace 2! and so on and i have no idea how it got on there does anyone know how to fix that? (link)
CHANGE THE PASSWORD. No, I'm not kidding. There was a whole sit about this and all you need to do is change your password. You clicked one of those stupid sites once, it looked like it kicked you off myspace, so you signed back in. But the page you signed in on wasn't the actual Myspace page. So yeah, someone has your password adn can get on while you aren't to send those stupid things.


I'll try to find the site and put it back on here.


I have this friend and we have been friends since we were 4 years old. We are now both 13. Well, last year was our first year at middle school. We both met a lot of new people and I made some new friends and she made some new friends. Well last year, we dicided that we didn't want to be best friends anymore and to just be friends. We still were talking, hanging out and spending the night at each others houses so it was kinda like we were still best friends. Well this year in 8th grade we kinda faded away. We never talk and if we do its like, 1 little sentance. Well at the end of this summer (summer 2006), my mom, dad and I took her on a little trip for 3 days. I could invite anyone I wanted and I chose her because I thought we were still friends and thought it would be fun. Well, like I said earlier, we just started 8th grade this year and she now treats me like crap. She never talks to me, always ignores me and thinks she is all that and only she and her *new* best friend are the only important ones. HELP!!! I really don't know what to do. I've tried talking to her and she just makes rude coments. What I also forgot to say was that she gets mad over the STUPIDEST things. I really am not sure what to do. Should I just ignore her or be mean back? Thanks everyone!
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trust me, i know exactly what you're talking about. same thing happened to me with my friend. being mean back is definitely not that answer, it always comes back to haunt you and things turn out much worse. just stop talking to her and if she says mean things to you, just ignore her. pay attention to your real friends and continue to make more. there's no point in trying to get this girl to like you again if she's gonna be rude. just concentrate on your new friends.

hope it turns out alright.




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