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im the girl who asked about shaving down low...i already shave a little on the top and it gets itchy after..if i wanna shave it all how can i do it so 1 i dont hurt myself and 2 it wont be red adn itchy?

Shaving on top is a lot worse than shaving lower. If you can handle shaving the top then you should have no problem shaving lower. Use conditioner on it every day, and baby oil twice a day and that should help with the itchiness and pain.

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hey. i just wanna kno how manii questions do u have 2 answer b4 u become and 'expert columist or whatever. i have answered 102 questions and i'm still not on it. i have seen ppl thur who have answered the same amount of ?'s as me, yet i am not thur! does it like take a few dayz or what?

plz answer... i rate!

Butterfly kisses, you are wrong. An expert columnist is not a moderator, you only need to have answered over 100 questions to become an expert columnist. If you have already answered over 100 questions, then it may take some time before that shows up in the computer.

To become a moderator you have to be a member for a few months and have an average rating of over 4.

The moderators did have a discussion about changing the expert columnist requirements because it is not hard for anyone to answer 100 questions. There are people that can do that in only one day. So, if there is something being done about that, then you might not become labelled as an expert just yet. I do not think you have anything to worry about because I just looked at the expert columnists and the first person joined a few days ago and had quite a bad rating.

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ok..heres my thing you guys...

*my best friend lost her virginity last year and alot of people consider her a whore now :(
but anyways...my boyfriend wants me n him to lose ours now for our 1 year anniversary hes 16 and im 14...i really dont know if i should becuz i dont wana be considered a whore or nething like what happened to my friend....please help me in doin the right thing!!
signed,i honestly dont know what to do

If your this worried then you might not be ready.
You need to talk to your boyfriend, tell him all of your worries and see how he feels about that. You shouldn't listen to what people say, those people are assholes and don't know what they're talking about. One day you will understand that you don't need to worry about what other people think about you and you only need to worry about what you think about youself. If you think your a good person, then that's all that matters.

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i have a small question guys and gurls can answer tell me this is how it seems to me when a guys dick isnt big enough for da gurl its his fault BUT when the guys too big for the gurl is it her fault or his fault caus i want to understand if it works both ways P.S if i get a single its no 1s fault or no 1 is to blame i think i will xplode

this is the most retarded question I've ever heard. Why is it a guys fault when he's small? Have you ever even had sex? Just because one guy is smaller than another doesn't mean that he's bad at sex, and it doesn't mean the bigger guy is going to feel great inside a girl. If a guy can't fit inside you then it means your not doing it right and you need to take your time. So, it's both of your fault.

If you don't know how to fit a penis inside you, and you don't know how to put your penis inside someone then you shouldn't be having sex.

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I love my dog a ton!!! How can i make it so she lives as long as possible. What can i do to help her?

Feed her the appropriate dog formula, for example, I have a large rottweiler, so I feed him Nutro large breed senior formula. If you have an old dog, feed her senior diet, if she's a puppy, feed her puppy diet. If she has skin problems, they have foods for that also. I also walk my dog at least four times a day to ensure that he gets enough exercise. If your dog is overweight then she will not have as long of a life. Do not feed her people food, especially food that has spices on it, because dogs react much different than humans. Feeding your dog a hamburger from mcdonalds is the equivalent of eating a hamburger shaped tub of lard. DO NOT FEED HER CHOCOLATE. A small amount of chocolate can kill a dog.

Brush her teeth, or at least buy her special teeth cleaning bones. Buy her dog vitamins. Make sure she is groomed and kept comfortable in the hot weather. And take her to the Vet regularly so that they can check for any problems that you would be able to get rid of.

Also buy some dog books on the specific breed that she is, or, if she's a mixed breed, buy books on mixed breeds, or on whatever the prominent breed of your dog is.

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THIS IS A QUESTION 4 A FRIEND OF MINE WHO CAN'T REGISTER....YEAH, my ex asked me to be in her quincearea and i dont know if i want to be in it. i would do it out of respect for her because we did go out, but i'm not sure if i should because i heard alot of sh*t about her that wasnt good, and it like made me feel stupid. Plus, if i am in it, its gonna be like "oh all the shyt she did to him and he still comes back what a p*ssy whopped b*tch" and i dont know if i should do it or not...can u help me?

Don't do something, or not do something just because some assholes might say shit about you. You can still be friends with her and help her out. I don't know what a quincearea is, but you should be able to do it without feeling bad. Don't think of her as an ex, and don't think about all the bad things in the past. Think of her as a friend who asked you for help.

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I dont understand how all these younge kids come on here and ask for love advice and say how they are in love and "falling" for people. I dont think you kids really know what your talking about. Maybe instead of saying love so freely you all should start saying lust. thats what it really is.

It's very disturbing when you get question after question saying "this guy treats me like shit and I think he's cheating on me, but I don't want to say anything or break up with him because he might get mad at me and I REALLY DO LOVE HIM"

I agree that people throw the word around without knowing what it really means, and that's just too bad for them. When they do actually meet someone who is really great, who loves them back, and who they truly love, then it wont be special. I fell in love at 18, and he was the only person I ever said it to, and I was the only one he said it to. That meant something to us.

I do not think a 13 year old can know what love is just by dating a guy/girl for a few months

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im so toatally straight but is it ok for me to get horny by lookin at naked women on porn sites?

Sure it's ok, but you could be bi if naked women turn you on.

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iv had sex but it hurt at the begging then it felt good...is it posible for me to rip a little?if so what do i do?

yeah. Practice kegal exercises to keep yourself tight. Search for "kegal exercises" online because I don't want to explain them to you.

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hey i alwasy out strippin gshows on in mi room and i mean i do more that that i need help what should i do guyz sum of this is 4 u
and girls too
!~sarah~!

What in the fuck did you just say?

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how do some people haev stars by their names?

Because they have been rated more than five times within the last 30 days.

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hey i am going to be 13 in about a month and i havnt got my period yet and most of my friends have and there all younger then me...

So, what's your point?

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Hey my boyfriend recently got drunk and while he was drunk he said a lot of sweet things he has never said to me before. He told me he wanted to marry me and start a life with me. I was wondering if that really could be true. Because he was drunk. Do drunk people say whats on their mind or make up bullshit?

It was probably easier to say the things that he has been thinking about you all alone because he was drunk. Have you asked him about it, and told him that you thought it was really sweet? Try doing that and see how it goes.

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i just reciently got an juvenile iguana, named Draco. hes pretty small, and verrrrry skiddish. whenever i put my hand in the cage, he spazzzzes out so badly. my mom and the pet shop ownver said he will sooner or later get over it and trust me. does anyone know how long it will take, and what i can do to help our relationahip grow?


please help---will rate well if answered;)

-britski-

It's going to take time and patience. Search online for "how to train your iguana" or "iguana care" There are some really good web sites out there that can help you along. You could also try getting some books on iguana care and iguana training. Just be gentle with him and he will soon learn that you aren't going to harm him.

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i've had my dog Milo for nearly 2 years and no matter what we do HE ALWAYS PEES ON THE GOD DAMNED CARPET! how on earth do i get him to stop!???? we punish him and scold him when he does it when he goes outside like he's supposed to we praise him for it... but he STILL does it on the carpet!!

Treat him like a puppy and take him outside every two hours or so. Praise him and give him treats when he goes where he is sopposed to, and tell him no and scold him when he goes inside. Get some deoderizer that is specifically made to get rid of animal urine and spray the carpet, or he will always go back to the spot that smells like him. Dogs have extra great noses and can smell things that we can't.

Also, take him to the Vets. He might have a urinary tract infection, which will make it so he can't hold it in.

When he is left alone, and at night time, keep him in a dog crate. But DO NOT leave him in it for two long. If he really has to go in it and is forced to lay in his own urine then he will get a urinary tract infection, and the problem will start all over again.

Get a book on how to house train your dog also.

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i was in the car with my dad the other night and there was this possom in the middle of the road and it looked like it had rabies b/c it was still alive...should u kill it and put it out of its missory or go around it?

If you think an animal has rabies then don't go near it. If you know of any animals in your area, contact a veterinarian or an animal control officer and tell them about it. People can catch rabies also and there have only been three cases in the US where a humane has lived after having rabies. I am taking Veterinary classes in college, and had to get a rabies vaccination because I will be handling stray animals. I know this because I got information about rabies from my doctor and from the humane society where I volunteer.

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I was just wondering if there were people on here older then 20?

Yes.

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u know how pretty gurls are all like "no im not pretty,stop playin" well im not like that people r like ur pretty and only once and a while ill be modest and be like no im not but ...not 2 sound like im braggin' oa somethin but i think i am pretty but no guy i know a lot likes me....y is that?the guys who like me r the ones i just meet

Because your ugly on the inside.

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why do guys find thongs so sexy?

I'm a girl, but I don't think thongs are extremely attractive.

I've gotten way more compliments about my booty cut/short type panties. Those are very sexy.

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Hi, MFS here again...

This is not really a question, but a request...

Can we please stop it with the "I rate" and "Rate me!" crap? Are getting ratings THAT important to you? Does it somehow make your life complete? This site isn't a game, people... ratings are not for keeping score. There is no competition - just advice. The ratings are supposed to be for keeping the bad advice off the site, much like we have the moderators in place to help keep the really bad questions off the site.

I mean, when I see a question that says "I rate!" in the body or even subjet of it, it just screams "OMG! PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!" It is getting kind of pathetic, as we're seeing it ALL THE TIME!

Let's give it a rest.

hopefully people will get the point and actually stop saying it.

People should be answering questions that are good, and actually really need answeres, not the questions that claim to give good ratings.

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