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im 17/f
hes 19/m
so i've had about 13 or so boyfriends, and hes had about 5 girlfriends. (im not a virgin, he is) we met on a site called myyearbook and we met at restaurant ,had dinner and its been a week and we've hung out/gone out together 4 or so times. we've kissed,held hands,he compliments me,ect. im interested in having a mature relationship with him. not just a high school fling, if that makes sense.
he texted me "how do you like me so far?" and i told him how he was smart,cute,funny, and how i felt being with him, ect. then i asked him the same and he said "i think your really cool. i like that you accept me for who i am and that you want to hang with me?"
sounds like something a friend who say to another friend.
i didnt wanna scare him off by asking bluntly "are we boyfriend and girlfriend" so i texted him " what are you looking for in a relationship, if one at all" he replied "i don't really know right now...what are you looking for?" i fell asleep before i could answer, but he seems really into me when were in person. but we hung out yesterday and we started kissing but then when star trek came back on it seemed like he'd rather watch that.
im trying to be understanding that hes shy, and hasnt had a lot of girlfriends, but i really like this guy, but im so use to having 'in charge' boyfriends, im not use to shy guys.
i dont want to scare him off, its only been a week.what should i do?

You should cool off and realize that it's not that he hasn't had a lot of girlfriends, it's that you've had so many boyfriends. That he's "only" had five tells me he knows more about having a relationship that you, considering you've had thirteen.

Of course, I don't know either of you and could be totally off base, but basic math sort of says otherwise. Thirteen boyfriends doesn't make you more experienced, it means your relationships were either not serious or perpetually failed for some reason.

It's only been a week. The reason you've had so many boyfriends is you expect to be together with him after that period of time. You've only just started dating. You're probably weeks to months away from being in an actual relationship. It's not a crime to take things slow; this ensures that you don't rush into relationships without feeling each other out first and making sure you're on the same page.

So don't come on so strong. He's not going anywhere. If he does, it wasn't meant to be in the first place.

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San diego or san jose?
hi im a senior in high school and i live in san jose, and i would like to go to the san diego state after i transfer to the community college in san diego, and my cousin lives there and i already talked to her about me going to college and living with her in san diego and she said sure i can do that, but recently, my cousin is getting married and my mom said "you shouldnt go since your cousin in san diego is going to get married and i dont think her fiance would like that" Im not sure why she said this but what should i do? i really want to go to school in san diego even for the first 2 years so i can get used to the place and all what would it be better?

A.) go to community college in san jose for 2 years and transfer to SDSU?

B.) go to community college in san diego and after 2 years transfer to SDSU?

Go to community college in SJ for two years. Why put unneeded expense and stress on others, including yourself? Then you can transfer to SD.

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Umm this is a really weird question

im 15/f

I saw a picture of a penis...no questions please.

Um I think that they are really gross looking... uhh it makes me feel really awkward that all my guy friends have them...ughh
And yes, I'm 15, not 11.

I'm not like, a lesbian or something am i..?

:S

Not a single one of my female friends find the actual penis to be attractive on its own.

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how do they calculate musical compatibility?

In addition to what the person below me said, I suspect (again, suspect; I don't by any stretch of the imagination know this for sure) that compatibility level also depends on the frequency with which you listen to the artists you have in common. I have friends where they'll send me a song by some band, I'll listen to it, not like it and never listen to it again, yet it still shows up as an artist in common with them on their last.fm. It would be illogical for our compatibility levels to be high if I only listened to a one song by a few bands only one time.

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18/f
so my boyfriend and I have been together for about 5 months. Our relationship has been really great and I love him so much.... But I seem to have lost interest. I never feel like having sex anymore and find my self feeling jealous of single people. What's wrong with me, or is it just something I'll get over.

Sounds like you should have waited longer to have sex.


Possibly a phase.

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what is the best diet to loose like 10 pounds on?

its quick, lets you actually eat, and no need for exericise?

thanks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth

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17/f.

to make this very short, my best friend is really jealous of me & gets jealous of anything i say & do, she makes up lies and always tries to one up me. its getting on my nerves so much. its getting worse & worse. i tried to confront her about it, and she gets better for a few weeks, and then its back to her old ways. i just don't know what to do.

She isn't your best friend.

Problem solved.

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how do you pronounce 3OH!3

Hor-ri-ble.

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female

when i masterbate i orgasum but then i have to stop and for some reason i cant go any further because my hands start to ache, but i wotn to keep going so that i cum any help ? :)

There's only so much ammo in the chamber. Need some time to reload.

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17/f
I've wanted to just go to the store and pick up a box of condoms, but I'm too embarrassed to do more than just glance at the packages as I walk through the aisle at the drugstore. Any suggestions how to make the buying process less scary?

Just go to a 7/11. No big deal. Except the cashier will notice you've grown up from buying slurpees to buying condoms.

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what are some ways to turn a guy on with out taking either of our clothes off? haha.

thanks for any advice. (:

"Kiss each others' necks."

-- My lady friend.

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Hi 14f

ok well I had this dream about my bf.< Ok i had only one other dream about him that was alonggg time ago though. He just kissed me than.... later on when we started dating he kissed me. I'm just wondering could what happend in this dream happen soon??? hahha Like is it a sign? I don't know...just i want to know what this dream could mean be specific thanks! ;)

Your boyfriend's name is Arizona?

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dear reader!!! tehe
okay so I've been dating this guy for almost a year and he hasn't asked me to be his girlfriend yet. i mean i don't want to ask him because that would be weird...

me: "would you be my boyfriend?"
him: "uhhh...isn't it my job to ask?"

SEEEE ITSSS WEIRD!!!! okay i know i should just grow some balls and ask him but i established that we were dating so its his turn!!! and its not like he doesn't love me...right? right?!?!? RIGHTT?!?!!?!??!?!!?? well he told me yesterday that he was falling in love with me (AWWWWWWWWWWWW) (throws up) tehehe jk. but yeah so i don't think love is the problem...but i don't know if i should wait it out or just ask him...i mean i really do love him but its taking him FOREVER to ask!!! aha
-frm miss impatient!

If you've been dating a year, it's possible he already considers you guys to be together.

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so my bf and i are going to round third, aka touch his little friend
but where should his ejaculation go?
we're gonna be on a bed..

That's "round second", aka second base, by the way.


Keep a tissue box close by.

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whenever i masterbate (im a girl) i can only cum once. after i cum i cant touch myself there anymore and it kinda hurts if i do, like its a very not good feeling after. plus im not even in the mood to masterbate any more after i come, y is this?

why is this?
how do i fix it?

You know how on the 7th day God had to rest?



Same concept.

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Okay, I need help finding a book.

I have a friend, he's a guy, 18, and he's super smart but he doesn't like to read. I want to change that, because I think he would love reading if he found the right book. He'll read non-fiction, but that's about it. I love fiction novels, and I think he would too if he gave them a chance.

So i'm looking for a novel thats:
1. Not too long... preferably not longer than 400 pages.
2. FICTION
3. In the history or mystery genre... preferably both.
4. Award winner or finalist. (Not necessary, but those are usually the really good books.)

I want something that will make him love fiction, so any ideas would be wonderful and much appreciated.

The Chosen by Chaim Potock.

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i live in IA,we have a zerotolerance law.im 18 and blew a .68 but was not issued a ticket that night.could still receive one

Maybe.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqNXrkvmk_o

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does anyone know some really sad songs,
like ones that you listen to by yourself when your sad and sometimes even make yu cry?
just for a friend who likes sad songs
thanks

The album Electric Tears by Buckethead, Population Override by Buckethead, and Colma by Buckethead.


And after you turn that frown upside down, The Sound of Perseverance by Death.

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okay, i'm getting a 80G Zune for xmas i know this because my brother told me. but my only problem is that i have no idea how to use a Zune? i'm so use to iPod's already and iTunes, and i've downloaded Zune to try and get use to it but i have no idea how to use it and if i can still use frostwire to get music, or if it even changes wma files into what ever format it uses? or if i can put videos on it and so on. and i don't think i could just tell them that i would like to have a new iPod and not a Zune because then they would know. so any help here?? thanks :)

Listen my man. Or woman. You are getting a fine mp3 player. And video player. Yes.


The Zune software is much, much better than iTunes. Things are organized better, and it's much more visually stimulating. AKA, it's much more pretty. You don't need to convert any files, and you can still use your Frostwire to download music. You can also play videos, and yes, the quality is lovely.


In conclusion, the Zune is a good investment because it's easy to get the hang of, is of better quality, and is cheaper.


In further conclusion, we are awesome.

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Does Rosetta Stone really work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOpSCgCN74


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