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hey. how long does the pleasure last when ur having sex? i hope it lasts longer then masterbating cuz the pleasure only lasts lyk 15 seconds when i masturbate. i rate high! (link)
During sex, it might not even last as long as when you're alone. Then again it might last longer, depends on whether or not he knows what he's doing. Think of it this way, at least you're not a guy. We can't have multiple orgasms and ours only lasts for a second.


ok I think I'm fat but no1 else does..are they lying to make me feel better or am I just not fat? I'm 4'8 and I weigh 76 pounds (link)
Your not fat! You know your not fat! Don't use this site just to feed your ego.


My parents just told me they might be getting a divorce. I'm devistated. If they got a divorce, nothing would ever be the same again. Help! (link)
To be perfectly honest, several things happen through out your life that causes everything to change. For instance, going to a different school, graduating, moving out, getting married. I think the only thing we can do is accept change. Your parents are probably considering divorce because they feel they would be happier apart. If you look at it this way, at least they would be happier in the end. At least they discussed it with you instead of keeping you out of the loop like a lot of parents do.


do people really like stick gerbils or animals in thier buttholes? (link)
Why does everyone keep relating this to South Park? Haven't any of you seen movies like Mall Rats? And no, they don't. They find more practical objects. Gerbils aren't hard enough for someone that loose to be satisfied.


this guy that i used to date and i are still like semi friends...we can talk about anything and when i say that i mean anything...and the other day we talked on the phone for EIGHT hours EIGHT!!! i think i still like him but i dont know because last time it didnt work out...but now i feel closer to him and comfortable talking to him and i dont know what to do?! (link)
It's uncommon to find someone you connect with this way, but try to see if there's anything beyond this. What you're describing is an intimate friendship. I have that with a few of my female friends, but we would never date. If things are great where they are, then leave it at that. If you really think it's beneficial to move to the next level, then go for it.


hi. i'm a 16/f and when i masterbate, i think of girls. i look at pics of girls. not guys, girls. but i still like guys!! am i..gay? (link)
Because of your attraction to girls and the fact that you still like guys, I'd say you're bi. Depends on what you mean by "like". Just because you don't act on these feelings, doesn't make you any less bi. It just means you're a latent bisexual.


How do you become a MOD?








-xXoBrianna

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Click on help, then under other help-related links, click on moderators and moderator guidelines.


okay.. you know some shows like 7 heaven, boys meet world, sister sisters well any ways show like that haves people tell them what to say and they read lines and bord or something.. i was wondering
like Mad tv, whoe line is it anyway and opera and trl just say things when ther on live or they read cards to?? i know sound stupid but i not it just i touhgt give me idea becouse i taking drama i agoing do something in class where you come up with somethin and make up when there word u have to be or somthing. i have lot of my mind today and asking lot of stuff see other people optaon (link)
Operas usually sing classical songs that have been around for ages, either that or sing in a musical someone wrote. TRL is read from cue cards as far as I know, and mad TV is a collection of skits written well before the show and rehearsed by the actors. Whose line is it anyway is well-known for being improvised, so they make it up on the spot.


im 14 and im a girl and this boy i like moved to New Hope which is like an hour away. No one knows i like him and im not even sure if he likes me. what should i do? i think im really in love with him (link)
Would you please make up you mind on how old you are? I doubt your in love if you barely know him.


okay heres my story! me n my friend went to the beach together n i took her there for her birthday! and we met this guy who we both thought was hott there..i talked to him first cause she was too scared! and he is realli intrested in me and i'm into him too! but i don't wanna hurt my friend! and i feel bad now cause i told her i would take her to the mall when me n him went but i didn't..we went last night but she doesn't know we went cause i know shes gonna get mad! i don't know what to do cause i realli like him! and i've had rough relationships in the past and he feels right for me! and i don't think talkin is gonna do much good with her feelings so instead of talkin to her what else can i do?! i feel kinda bad..but i realli truely like hiM! he's a sweetie!
ugh! help me please! i'll rate high!

Ps:she is just a friend..not a best friend (link)
Well, if one of my friends did what you did I'd be pretty pissed. And if they refused to talk to me about it, I'd be even more pissed. And if they bragged about what a sweet, great person they were dating was when they knew I liked the same person, I'd be extremely pissed. And if they made a special note saying that I'm just a friend, I might not even want to be friends anymore.

Well, since you don't want to talk to her after doing this, I wouldn't bother ever calling or talking to her again. I doubt, since you two weren't very close, she values your friendship anymore.




Hey! You said you'd rate high! I demand a high rating, I need to be the top advicenator there is or I'll just die.


will you be considered a "nerd" if you wear glasses in highschool?
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Yes. Me and a lot of my friends wear glasses and we are nerds.


I have to get an MRI done on my head...(lol) n im closterphobic(sp?)..anyone know any ways to help me get thru that hour? (link)
Based on what I read, I really doubt you're "Closterphobic". Besides, an irrational fear of "closters" wouldn't be triggered while someone's performing an MRI on you. I've had one done before, I didn't see any closters.


Okay I'm 14 and there is this guy Patrick (16) he has a crush on me which would be fine because i can survive that but he is also in a wheel chair and thinks that he some big-shot and all the girls at church are disgusted with him (as am I) because you can't get through a meeting with out him raising his eye brows and mouthing something. I have told I have no intrested in him and when I did he just stared at me for months with a look of hatrid almost. He is a very spoiled kid and gets his way no matter what. I don't normaly say things about people that have disabilitys but I am so tempted to stop to my meetings because of him. I don't like him, I've told him, Ignored him, Been completing nice (Bad Idea to be nice made him think I liked him) I have even had my friends to tell him. He just doesn't get it. Don't tell me to tell the adults because they think its so sweet! PLEASE.
Only the Young Women can see what he really is; A spoiled brat. so any advice on how to stop him would very helpful.

Signed,
Disability Patrick (link)
It matters not that he's in a chair. An asshole is an asshole, tell him off again. If that doesn't work, push him out of his chair.


would anyone noticed if i wasnt here...



didn't think so (link)
Should you really be asking us? We don't even know who you are.


well, my name is julia n i am 14 yrs old, im going to be a freshman this yr. and i wuz going out with this boy for 7 months straight n i rly started falling in love with him. we were both rly in love, n we wurr together all tha time. he wuznt juss my bf, he wuz my bestfriend, i told him everythingg!!...we even had sex...which wuz sumthn i alwayz told myself i wuldnt do until i wuz married, but i knew i rly loved him. then he broke up with me...he didnt even do it, he had his frend do it during tha summr, which wuz so horrible! i completely had a breakdown!! n its ben about two months and i seen him the othr day n hes saying how much he misses me n regrets it n that he still loves me. i rly wanna get bak with him but im not sure wut to do. i kno i culd never b with n e 1 else, n ill never love n e 1 else, but i juss kant believe wut he did. if hes willing to earn his trust bak it shuld last....right....? aw plz HELP MEE!! i cry everynite, i love him so much n miss him, i dont kno wut to do :( (link)
I don't think situations like this are very rare. I'm not sure that he feels the same attachment as you, I mean come on. He broke up with you, and didn't even have the descency to tell you. I disagree with you when you say you can never or love anyone else, there's always the possibility you'll meet someone else later on. It's just that since this is the first intimate relationship you had, you think it could never occur again. I think since it ended the way it ended last time, chances are it'll end again in a similar way. I think you should try to get along without him for now. Wait until you've talked to other guys, etc, before you consider getting back together. At least attempt to find closure.


im in love with my guy. all my friends and family members like him and they get along with him pretty well. everyone, except for my older sister. she thinks that hes no good for me and that hes using me. it makes me upset because whenever theyre face to face, she tends to be ignorant towards him.. and a lot of the times, he doesnt want to come over my place because shed be home. ive tried to make her realize that even though him and i go through stuff, that we still love each other and she just needs to accept it. but no matter how much i tell her, she never listens.. and she talks a lot of shit about him as well.. what can i do to have her accept us? (link)
I'm sorry to say this, but she may never accept him. Ask her for proof that he's bad for you and see what she says. If what she says doesn't make sense and she hasn't really had a descent relationship, she may just be jealous that her younger sister has one when she doesn't. I know that's pretty mean to say about her without knowing her, and chances are she's just looking out for you, I'm just saying it's a possibility. Try to see her side, and empathize with her.


My boyfriend and I haven't been going out for that long. When we're kissing and really into it, he tries to finger me and I really am not ready for that right now. How do I explain/tell him I very much enjoy kissing him, but I don't want things to go too far just yet? (link)
Tell him, "I enjoy kissing you, but I don't want things to go too far yet.". If you're afraid you'll scare him away by telling him this, you might just be afraid that he's only after one thing.


I love my boyfriend with all my heart. He is the best thing that ever happened to me, but he has this one little problem. He likes to play by the hand a little too much. He doesn't hurt me or anything, but like if I'm sitting at the computer, he will pass by me and knock me upside the head, or flick the back of my neck or something. It doesnt hurt but its really annoying. Sometimes I yell at him because i get so agrivated, but that doesnt seem to help. I also try telling him, but I just think its a really bad habit he has. How do I get him to stop. (link)
Next time he does it, kick him in the crotch area. Do this everytime he does it. I guarantee, through negative reinforcement, he will eventually stop in fear of being kicked.


Please dont delete this.. i really need to know! Everytime i ask someone deletes it! ugh.. well i need to know if you can get pregnant by giving a guy a blow job!? please help me!
*thanks* (link)
How in the Hell could that possibly happen? Of course not. Unless there's something seriously wrong with your anatomy.


Ok, I babysit for a 5 and 7 year old. Whenever i watch them, they are always very loud and run through the house, just VERY obnoxious. lol. I can get them to sit down and watch a movie for about 15 minutes and then they get bored. They also play sports in their house, hockey on the floor, and play basketball in the hallway. Last time I watched them, they got in a fight... because of hockey (fist fight). Is there a way I can get them to calm down and not to be so loud? Or do something that will calm them down? (link)
Play the "I locked you in the closet and refuse to feed you because you're pissing me off" game. Kids love it. If that doesn't work, try sending them outside.




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