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Whenever me and my boyfriend make out i just lay on top of him and he just touchs my vagina but doesnt finger me.
What are somem stuff to do? like moving around? or what can i do to him?
Gently squeeze his crotch. I cannot stress the word gently enough in this case; you should not be treating his junk like a stress ball.
I have a promblem with my boyfriend miguel.
he hanged up on me when I called him.
So what do I do about this promblem?
You can ask another question with more detail. What did you say? What did he say? Are you sure you have a problem? Are you sure he hung up? Are you sure he's your boyfriend? Are you sure his name is Miguel? etc.
19/f this is going to sound kind of dumb but what are some unique things i could do to my guitar to make it look like it's mine? I mean like what are some ways i could decorate it? It's an acoustic guitar, and i named it cinnamon lol i know its kind of cheesy, but just go along with it.
Pee in it, no one will mistake it for theirs after that.
I kid. Please don't put stickers on it or gems or glitter or shit like that. This isn't arts and crafts time at camp. It will look tacky if you do so. Just take good care of it, buy a strap, and actually learn to use the guitar. It'll feel more like yours when it responds to what you're trying to do. When that happens, you're not going to have to name it or ruin the aesthetics of it to make it feel like yours.
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Esicrexe.
how do you send people messages on this site? I kind of just joined. It's really helpful.
I hope this isn't akward because we're total strangers, but I'm just going to say: YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME. So, yeah, people call you rude on here. But I like your advice probably more than anyone else's on here. Well, there's some person with the word "ninja" in their name that's pretty good... but yours isn't sugar-coated or dotted with smiley faces. It's down to earth and makes me realize sometimes: "WTF am I crying about? I'm alive and breathing. now shut up."
things that make you epic:
1. You appreciate good typing skills.
2. You seem really smart, some of your answers are actually prophetic at times.
3. You admit that you're rude and judgemental sometimes and you don't try to please anybody.
4. But you actually do give advice to people that need it.
5. You realise that texting is NOT vital to your survival, ALL YOU ADDICTED TEENS.
Soooo, yeah. I'm pretty new to this website, but I was looking at your column and thinking, "I would be friends with this dude."
LOL, and for some reason, your "Lady Friend" seems like a friend that sits next to your computer sometimes and says, "tell 'em to....[insert Lady Friend quote here]"
That's just the image I got.
Wait, did i already ask how to send messages? ah yes, I did.
Well, see you around, fellow advicinator.
-blarf.
PS have you ever heard of the site MLIA?
Well, thanks. There are no clever ways of saying thank you, so I'll just leave it at that. Much appreciated.
As far as sending messages... what do you mean? I mean you've inboxed me successfully; that's sort of like messaging. Other than that, unless the columnist has personal information listed in their info panel (like I do), you can't really message anyone, per se. Some columnists have links to their personal forums up. I used to have one up, but took it down a long time ago.
And as far as your idea of the lady friend goes... that's pretty much exactly how it works.
I dont understand why men find foreign women, like asian, latin, or easter european women better wives? Is it truly because they are submissive, and men like that? I always thought that for men, a strong, independent woman that can take care of herself is most attractive so why is it that so many men say that they want to marry women from foreign countries because they are better wives, and dont nag you, and cook and clean and take care of children, etc etc. Honestly I am from Eastern Europe, and Ive lived in the US for 9 years and I adopted some of the ideals of equality from here, but my boyfriend still says that he loves me because I am not like those american girls that are egotistical and feminist. But I hate that because it makes me feel like hes going to want me to do everything for him like cook, clean etc, and although I dont mind doing that stuff per say, I dont want to be alone in doing it I want it to be 50/50 or at least 40/60 you know? Why do men like women that are submissive???
He's not necessarily saying he wants you to be submissive. The idea of feminism has been twisted and warped. While most men, including myself, are all for equal rights and equal pay and fairness and respect, feminism from the point of view of males has largely just developed into an anti-male culture. That's not real feminism, but that's the connotation that the word has taken on.
18f.
i'm very inexperienced .. the farthest i've gone with a boy was him going down my pants but he didn't finger me or anything. the problem is, i get turned on by everything and get really wet.
even if a guy is texting me and talking dirty i'll get turned on .. my question is .. if i'm messing around with a guy i will obviously be really wet since i get turned on so easily but will this show that i'm very inexperienced?
It doesn't mean you're inexperienced. The guy, if anything, will be pretty pumped up/turned on. It'll probably be a self esteem booster for him. You know, "dayum, I made her this wet? Hell yea!"
Hi, I was wondering: I work at a pizza place, exactly how you tell your boss that you want to quit, that you've found another job, or just simply don't want to work. Should I make up an exceuse?
http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2010/04/14/resign-from-a-job-gracefully/?icid=main|aim|dl4|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fjobs.aol.com%2Farticles%2F2010%2F04%2F14%2Fresign-from-a-job-gracefully%2F
if a guy asks if you masturbate, will he think its like "hot" if you say you do. i do, but like i dont want to say so if its like a turn off lol. idk. this is a weird question but its anonymous. do i answer yes or no ?
He'll find it hot.
My brother is always going to my mom's room, I don't know why. Maybe because his door in his room doens't have a lock. But yeah he always locks it and of course people always have to come into the room so we tell him to open up the door and he's so rude and irritated and give us attitude because he's annoyed that HE has to open/unlock the door!
I don't what's his big deal but my mom had enough and they were fighting and he said that he wants to watch TV in peace and he can just go downstairs because everyone's always upstairs but yeah I can't even go on to describe not only my own, but others' frustrations as well! And he's not even convinced that it's not HIS room and I can't beleive that he would talk to Mom like that! Do you have any ideas maybe? Anything would be helpful because I want to smack him SO HARD in the face right now...if i could get to the other side of the door!
Put a lock on his door so he can jerk off in peace.
Does God exist? Yes or no.
Give supporting claims for either answer.
You can't provide evidence to something that is purely faith based. Anyone that tries will fail and/or embarrass themselves.
I'm working on finalizing my acceptance to college and one of the questions is about which meal plan I want.
There are two plans I'm deciding between.
They are both the same price.
One offers nine "meals" per week, one offers 14.
The one with nine meals gives me a higher dining allowance (basically I can buy anything on campus and at affiliated restaurants).
I'm looking mainly for people who have been to college or know people who have... did you use all of your meals each semester?
Am I better off getting the 9 meal a week plan, and buying a couple at the end of each semester if I run out?
Or will I use 14 meals a week? Did you?
The school won't let meals carry over... they expire. So I'd lose meals I don't use by the end of each semester.
P.S. I'm NOT worried about liking the food. It's one of the top rated dining halls in the country!
It depends on your eating habits. Do you usually eat breakfast? Do you want to eat breakfast? How often do you plan on going home? Those all play in. I personally do not eat breakfast and have a 10 meal a week plan. So that's enough for lunch and dinner Monday-Friday, and then going out somewhere else on Saturday and Sunday for food. Or going out for a meal on a weekday to save one for the weekend.
It also depends on your class times. For example, last semester on Tuesdays and Thursdays I only have one class, which was at 1:30. So I slept all the way to 1:00, woke up, went to class. So I was sleeping through breakfast and lunch, which were meals I was not using and was thus saving. Basically, it's going to take some time to work out the kinks of what exactly is best for you. And if they both cost the same, you luckily won't be losing money. So choose one, and if it doesn't work out, just change it in second semester.
him: hi
me: hi..
him: how have you been
me: greattt. you?
him: good. why have you been great?
me: haha idkk?
him: oh are you still talking to that guy
me: me and him are straight. were friends and stufff
him: oh that's good. do you miss me?
me: yeah.
him: can I have a pic
me: no.
him: why
me: cause I never got one that one time and you always randomly start talking to me and expect to get wahtever you want
(he then sent me one of him)
him: I haven't had my phone. I awlasy lose it and you know that
me: yeah.
him: I just sent you a pic
me: I know.
him: whatever bye
me: what?
him: your being gay
me: haha how
him: I say
me: alright I sent you a pic
him: a good one cause I will send you a good one if you want
me: no.
him: why
me: cause you have a girlfriend and I'm not gonna send you those kind of pictures whenever you want them.
him: me and her are on a break. we got in a huge fight this weekend. please can I have one
me: hahhh. no.
him: please just send me an old one and I sent you one
me: I sent you one.
him: thanks but a nude one.
me: noo. I'm sick and laying in bed. and I'm deff not sending you a nude one.
him: why I just did. please beautiful
me: no.
him: please one of each and ill just keep bugging you too.
me: no. why can't you ever have a normal conversation with me for once. you only talk to me for one reason and that's for pictures. I'm not that stupid.
him: that's not true. if you send them to me I will talk to you for a month and ill tlak to you more. I wanna talk more again.
me: yeah and the only reason why you wanna talk to me is because you're on a break with your other girl.
him: whatever think what you want. you're the one who cheated twice.
me: stop bringing that up.
him: ok then be nice. lets go back to the way we were.
me: I am being nice. and yeah about that..
him: can I have them now
me: nooo
him: please.
me: no. I'm not gonna say yes so just stop asking.
him:please. just one pick and ill stop asking
me: I sent one.
him: thanks.
me: mhmm. sowaht are you doing
him: nothing. you
me: watching the sox game and being sad.
him: why you sad.
me: I hate when people die and I miss how we used to be.
him: haha welll that's not gonna change for a while.
me: yeahhh
me: I really miss you :/
him: I miss you too
me: mhmmm I'm sureee.
him: yeah
me: so I've been asking my dad if were gonna go down there and I don't think we are :/
him: that sucks
me: I guess.
me: you don't seem like you wanna talk so ill just go. bye I guess.
him: ill text you after work.
that was our conversation.
what do you tihnk from it? I don't think he will text me after work. and I think he only wanted one thing from tlaking to me. and that was the pics. but I think he still cares about me and thinks about me and everything. becuase he always brings up the fact that I cheated so I think it bothers him alott
He always brings up the fact that you cheated because it was an ego bruise; not a bruise on his heart.
He's more interested in satisfying his cock than any feelings between you two.
What's a good, free program to convert FLAC files to mp3s that won't screw up my computer or give me viruses?
http://w-shadow.com/blog/2008/02/10/how-to-convert-flac-to-mp3/
Lets assume you are seventeen, and youve been going out with your boyfriend for a while, who has been your best friend for 4 years. And you know you are ready and its the right thing to lose your virginity to him. You are completely prepared and use protection (both condom and birth control.) Do you think although you're ready, seventeen is still too young to have sex?
You're prepared and type well; you're good to go.
Hi! 19/f
Me and my boyfriend have been living together for about a year now, and I'm getting kind of bored with the way that our room looks. We've made a few changes (took off our closet doors, added some furniture) but I'm still not satisfied. The walls are a dull white, and the carpet is brown. I really want to paint our room, but it's hard choosing a color we can both agree on, or a design. I'm more girly and he's more neutral and calm. I suggest ideas, and he thinks that they're too girly so I really need some ideas that could work for our room since it's the both of us.
If you need an idea of what we're like, well, we're very similar. We're both heavily into music, movies & media. I really like fashion, reading and art. I really want something that could incorporate those but that could really be equal and not too overpowering. I don't want our room to be too feminine or too masculine.
If you guys have any ideas, could you please contribute them? I'm so bored of the way our room looks and we're looking to change it. Thanks in advance!
You guys ought to just cover your walls with band and movie posters. Less time consuming than painting, and it would grow into a hobby.
Well there are two boys. I don't like both of them, I'm diggin 'em. Meaning, I think both of the are cute. Please don't answer "why on earth are you liking two boys, that's awful" because I'm not. Like I've been trying to explain all day, there is a difference between thinking someone is cute and liking them. Anyway, one of them is in my gym class, let's call him A, the other is in my lunch period, let's call him J. I have been diggin A since before J. Now, both are kinda shy which is where my problem occurs. I wrote A a message on facebook telling him since he wasn't on he missed out and I'm making him talk to me Monday and I can't wait for us to finally talk. I gave him the benefit of the doubt seeming as we didn't have gym that day and didn't see each other. However, I am not going to spark a conversation first because I sent him the message first and since he wasn't on I feel like he missed out, so it has been his job to talk to me and he didn't which kinda leads me to believe he isn't diggin me back. He knows I think he's cute but he isn't making the push to do something about "us" he told my friend that he is nervous to talk to me but he shouldn't be because he knows what I think and I'm not going to be a jerk to him. He also says cute things though like "I kinda wish she will talk to me first because I wouldn't know what to say to her" and "If she won't talk, I will. Bring her to my locker so I can 'rip her out of your arms and finally talk to her"' but yet he's to nervous to talk even when he said he would and to nervous to even exchange glances with me for more than a second. Now, onto J. I walk into lunch and in order to get to my table, I have to pass his table. Every time I walk in the cafeteria door he will look at me the second I walk in the door and hold glance with me until we can't anymore (until I turn to go to my table which is behind him, so we hold our glances until he can't look at me anymore without turning around). He will always wait to throw his tray away until I do so he will be coming up the aisle and I will be going down it and we'll collide (there's two different trash areas, one for the packers and one for the buyers). Also, me and my friend'll be talking in gym and she'll look over my shoulder at J to see what he's doing and she said he is 98% of the time looking at me. I feel like J's feelings are a little more stronger and I think I'm more attracted to J, to the point where I just want to give up on A. What boy do you think has the stronger feelings? Which boy should I give a try and why? For the boy you picked what should I do to get the ball rolling? Thanks!
I don't really care which random initial is the best boy for you; I don't think you're mature enough to date at all, actually.
"I wrote A a message on facebook telling him since he wasn't on he missed out and I'm making him talk to me Monday and I can't wait for us to finally talk. I gave him the benefit of the doubt seeming as we didn't have gym that day and didn't see each other."
I had to read that twice. It was legible and everything, I just couldn't believe anyone would ever find themselves so amazingly fascinating. I'll get it out of the way now; you're not. You are not a princess, stop acting like one. You're not entitled to attention, you're not entitled to having boys fawn over you, you're not entitled to anything.
Captain A didn't miss out on anything.
i heard dr. pepper makes your vagina stink.? is that true?
Actually it makes your vagina smell delicious.
What companines hire 14 year olds?
Imaginary ones.
i found your new thingy here and i will see you soon so dont try an hide from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I will hide from you FOREVER. Whoever you are.