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what does it taste like when you eat a girl out? (link)
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It varies on the girl. If she is a clean, hygenic person and takes showers on a regular basis it should taste fine. If she eats fruits and etc it might effect the taste and make it a bit sweeter.
Dirty girls taste bad.
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I have a very strange question to ask..but please bear with me.
Let's say a guy has a girlfriend that's really ugly. And I know I'm prettier than her. When he shares her pictures and puts her pictures up and is so proud of them...does he realize that she's ugly? or is he so glad that he has a girlfriend that he doesn't care WHAT she looks like, as long as she "belongs" to him. And in this case, he thinks she's the most beautiful girl in the world?
Because it's getting annoying. This guy makes fun of my pictures, when I know I'm SO much prettier. But when he puts up her ugly pictures, he praises them. What am I supposed to say? It annoys me that he makes fun of me, when his girlfriend is disgustingly ugly.
I know it's shallow. =/ (link)
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Maybe he's NOT shallow like you. Maybe he doesn't care about how she looks but about her personality. You THINK your so much prettier but maybe to him your ugly. AND of course he's going to be proud of the pictures, it's his girlfriend why the hell wouldn't he be. I have no idea what kind of answer you want for this because theres no question but next time, unless there is a question keep your shallow/conceited remarks to yourself.
ps. your ugly
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can your period be stopped by being figered? (link)
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no, it cannot be stopped. however, it can lighten it & cause it to stop faster. masturbating in general can help speed up your period & make it less heavy. if you're just fingering yourself for the goal of lightening your period, it won't help. you actually have to masturbate.
so can excercise & a long, warm bath.
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13/f.Okay yeah I know it's kind of retarded thinking about it now,but it's so pathetic that I've never had a boyfriend before.Ever.I mean I flirt alot,but psh.It's dumb.I feel so stupid sometimes..I just wish I could find someone who liked me too.Liking the person I like now,is worthless.It's not going to go anywhere,considering the age difference >.<
Help please?
I have no idea what to do.
And I think about it everyday..
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ok sweetie you're only 13 !! you have SO much time to find a nice guy. don't feel pressured when it seems like everyone around you has a boyfriend & you don't. you'd rather wait 3 years for a real one than have 3 fake horny ones.
just flirt & be yourself. guys will soon realize how beautiful, smart & wonderful a girl like you really is. if you really like him so much, then go flirt with him! if you don't think you have a chance, then stop thinking about him. things happen when you least expect it. so don't expect him to like you right now ;]
x3babyycakes
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Hellllpppp lol
love you lots already hahah
btw im gessica (link)
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i already answered your question? it's on my advice column now.
haha i love you too. it makes me feel good that i'm helping someone :]
nice to meet you.
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My cat has a kind of bald spot near his tail. I just want to know if this is normal and if it will grow back. He's an orange and white cat and I hope nothings wrong with him. (link)
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i'm truly sorry, i'm not familiar with cats. it's probably nothing serious, but you should seek a veteranarian's attention immediately.
or, ask glitch5000 [on my favorite columnists] for help. he has a cat & can probably tell you something more useful.
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What you said really made me feel better =]
And so I just have a question..
Okay well this guy is almost 17.
His birthday's August 15.
Mmkay and I'm 13.
And I just turned 13 a couple days ago.
Now.
I met this guy through my best friend because she was dating him.
And she was only 12.
Okay but as soon as they broke up..
I automatically fell for him.
I'm like in love with him so much.
I talk to him all the time on aim.
And I've known him for about 2-3 months now.
I asked him out like the first month?
And he said no because he had to see what I was like in person,like he had to see how I acted.
Because yes,I do know him.
Because he lives 3 minutes away from my house.
And I've saw him before..but I just didn't have enough courage to go up and talk to him.
So that's why he said no.
But other than that I don't know what to do.
He said he loved me once ^_^
But as a sister..
So I don't know.
Really.
Can you PLEASE help me?
Please?
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okay, so if he lives three minutes away from you, why dont you ask him to hang out one day as friends? that way, he can get to know you in person & maybe things will go from there. but you have to show him that you guys are friends before you go straight to asking him out. it might take a few months for him to like you [maybe 1-2] but it's definitely worth it if you really like him.
i know how you feel, being nervous around your crush. i'm like that too, or i'm on the opposite extreme, trying to flirt & grab his attention. you just have to convince yourself you like him as a friend right now and nothing more so that you can open up to him and show him who you really are. after a few months, you guys will get closer, & then you can make a move.
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Ok so there's these 2 guys that I really really really like!!!
Guy #1- He's really sweet, caring and nice to me. Prob?? well he was my neighbors ex... so that makes it a little complicated. She is friends with me, but if I go out with him... she said she'll kill me and never speak to me again
Guy #2- is Guy #1's bff.... which also makes it hard and confusing. He was in my 7th, 8th, and 9th grade but we never really spoke to each other that much. Maybe because I didn't have a crush on him until I actually met him (thanks to guy #2)
HELP! I really like both of these guys but there's a twist to both of them. That makes it super hard for me.
Any advice on what to do?
I was thinking of ignoring both of them and looking for another guy, but i'm not sure.
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flirt with them both & see who responds better / first! that way, if you decide RIGHT now i'm giving up on guy one & it turns out he is a flirterr & really likes you, you'll have lost him.
so try flirting with both. your neighbor's ex, eh? who cares? you're probably not gonna be best friends with her for the rest of your life. screw her haha. seriously though.
if you think one of them likes you, go for him. but if you notice that they're both giving signs that they like you, CUT down on one of them. no one should get in the way of your love life, not even your neighbor.
so just flirt with both & see who responds right away. you'll know immediately who digs & who doesn't. if none dig, move on & find another guy who does dig you.
be cute but don't be a slut. if you really like both & keep flirting with both, they might get in a fight cause of you. just keep your space with each.
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13/f.Okay yeah I know it's kind of retarded thinking about it now,but it's so pathetic that I've never had a boyfriend before.Ever.I mean I flirt alot,but psh.It's dumb.I feel so stupid sometimes..I just wish I could find someone who liked me too.Liking the person I like now,is worthless.It's not going to go anywhere,considering the age difference >.<
Help please?
I have no idea what to do.
And I think about it everyday.. (link)
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ok sweetie you're only 13 !! you have SO much time to find a nice guy. don't feel pressured when it seems like everyone around you has a boyfriend & you don't. you'd rather wait 3 years for a real one than have 3 fake horny ones.
just flirt & be yourself. guys will soon realize how beautiful, smart & wonderful a girl like you really is. if you really like him so much, then go flirt with him! if you don't think you have a chance, then stop thinking about him. things happen when you least expect it. so don't expect him to like you right now ;]
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Hi =]
I'm getting my license in a few weeks and my parents have decided to by me a used car. They were looking on the internet and found a Mitsubishi Eclipse (2000 model) for only 6000 dollars. It seemed to be in great shape, but a lot of people have told me that it's not a good car to have. They say that they mess up a lot and you have to ship the parts over seas to get it fixed, and when it breaks you don't have a car for months at a time. My question is, are they really that bad of a car to have? I really loved this one, but should I continue looking for a different one? (link)
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well let me put it to you straight. mitsubishi's are a bitch to own. they have tons of issues with quality control, reliability, and capability. one thing that really gets me about them is the fact that mitsubishi does not use engine bearings. now to put it simply inside of an engine is a device called a crankshaft. and the crankshaft spins as the pistons pump up and down. the crankshaft is the heart of the engine. it spins and transfers it's spinning to the transmission, which transfers the energy to the wheels which keeps the car going.
now around a crankshaft are these things called engine bearings. and they keep the crankshaft from building up too much friction, getting too hot, and breaking. but mitsubishi doesn't use engine bearings. they figure save money and not put them in. problem with that is in not putting them in they make things so unreliable it's not even worth it to own it. because the second you take it off the lot, the resale value drops by like 3000 bucks. because it's such a bad investment. now you can buy one if you want, several people do. but would i suggest it? no i suggest looking for something better. if you want something sporty and fun, get a miata. best investment you'll have made.
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Hey.
So my girlfriend invited me over to dinner with her parents next week.
She said that her dad was very nosy and would want to know everything about me.
Where my parents work, What im taking in school, Where I want to got to college, Etc.
Its fine with me that he wants to know everything about his daughters boyfriend. I am prepared to answer all the questions except the one about where my parents work. When he asks im going to say, “My dad owns his own company, my step-mom is a Doctor of Environmental Engineering, and she also runs part of her parents Oil Company.”
Is that too descriptive? Should I be like “My dads owns a company and my step-mom works for the Government.”
Thanks
Cody*
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just keep it simple - unless he asks more detailed questions which means he wants more out of you. he just wants to get to know you. you don't want to come off as bragging, so just answer the questions as simple but as complete as you can. he's not trying to make a fool of you, but just get to know you & your family better.
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My name is Mia. Lately i've been feeling really bad about myself because i'm horrible at making friends because i'm so self concious about every thing I do. But luckily I had one true friend who lives in another town. Let's call her Megan. Today on myspace, I was looking at megan's profile and saw she had a few comments from Lea, a popular girl at my school. They were "who's the annoying girl?" Then the next one was "mia who?" then "no i dont show my comments, " So I was like omg, please don't tell me Megan is saying i'm an annoying bitch. Well, I know how to look at peoples comments if they hide them, and i'm not a stalker. I only do it in situations like these. Sure enough, comments from Megan said "so you have seen the ANNOYING GIRL! " the next one said "omg lol MIAAAAAA" then "CHEERLEADING MIAAAA" (cause i do cheering with lea) here's the horrible one. "yeah haha she was asking me like a billion times to come over but thank goodness I had a reason for my cousin being here and shit! you dont show your comments do you" I FELT LIKE CRYING. she's the only girl I get the courage to actually ask if I can hang out. and I did NOT ASK HER A BILLION TIMES. she always says she's busy so I ask her like once every 2 weeks. But i'm so confused because when we do go over each others house, she acts like we are best friends, and she invites me to all her parties. WE WERE FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE 3!!!! How should I address this to her, on the phone, IM? And how should I say it. And I don't want to be little shy Mia. I want to be a little nasty with her. (link)
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omg babe i'm so sorry & i totally understand how you feel. i'm not that hot at making friends either & i have a best friend that lives in another town as well. if that happened to me i'd be very, very hurt & upset. you're a very strong girl.
look, megan isn't a true friend. no matter what you thought. she USED to be, perhaps, but not anymore. are you sure you still want to be friends with her? i mean honestly, what are you going to gain out of telling her you were upset? maybe it's to make her feel guilty. whatever it is, think of the pros & cons.
doing nothing.
pros: no drama with megan & lea
cons: you suffer because you were hurt & megan was oblivious to it.
telling megan how you feel & that you know what she did.
pros: megan feels like guilty shit & feels bad for what she did.
cons: you & megan may not be friends anymore
ignoring megan.
pros: no one gets hurt.
cons: megan doesn't know what she did.
since she goes to another school, it would be easy to ignore her & stop being friends. she's not worth it anymore. idk what you would gain out of telling her how you feel. you guys dont want infinite drama between you, so i would just start ignoring her. but it's up to you.
again, i know you've been friends since you were three, but if she's not a real friend, just create space. like, don't IGNORE HER. if she says hey what's up, say hey back. don't be a b*tch just act cool. don't bother telling her that it hurt you. she may not even care. or, if you really want to get back at her, just bring it up like 'oh yeah haha i saw what you & lea said about me on your myspace. i don't really care." that way she'll be like uhh & really really confusd. if you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em.
good luck & be strong.
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I'm going to say that I'm 16/f and I'm very ashamed never to have had a boyfriend or ...never to even have been on a date =( V_V. I just do not understand. It drives me CRAZY. And the thing is. On places like myspace and facebook...guys joke around and flirt with me! While chatting, they flirt with me as well! They just never seem to make an attempt to want to have a relationship with me :| And I cannot believe that I'm saying this, but I'm desperate for a relationship x_x The worst part is...that guys tell my FRIENDS that they like me! But they never tell me! =( I'm quite an intelligent person ( I think so, anyways )) and I'm thinking that could be a turn off? Help, please ;_; The worst part..heh...is that my friends...who I think aren't THAT attractive..they almost ALL have been asked out! I don't understand! I'm nice, and I have a nice personality...but whyyyyy??????? ;_;
Thanks. ;_; (link)
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sweetie, i dont think guys are avoiding you. just give it some time. with me, guys always flirt with me but never ask me out. i understand how you feel. if you give it some time, the right guys will come along.
also, if you want guys to be interested in you, show you're interested in THEM! flirt with them, smile, laugh, poke & hit jokingly and they'll get the hints, and maybe move for more bold stages in the relationship.
don't be desperate for a relationship. everyone is, but it's really not that great. you can't flirt with anyone you want & you make guys hotter than your boyfriend think that you're unavailable. + only one penis. haha just kidding. but anyway, enjoy the fact that you can flirt & hit on any guy you want right now. more serious relationships will come your way as you grow older. you're still pretty young, only 16. so your turn will come.
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Last night I went to a party for a graduation. It was a fancy restaurant so I had nice clothes on and I looked my best. We had a HUGE group of like 35 so we had about 3 or 4 waiters serving us. I think one of the waiters liked me. I'm 13 and he looked pretty young like at least a teenager. I was sitting around all younger kids so there was no way he could really "flirt" with me. But when people ordered their drink for the girls he just said "What would you like to drink?" and then for me he said "Ma'am what can I get you to drink?" and like he wouldn't ask anyone for refills, but every time I was done he'd ask to get me another one. He wasn't even supposed to serve me because he was supposed to serve the middle section and another old dude was supposed to serve my section, but the cute waiter served me even though I wasn't in the middle. He would also keep refilling my water when I only took like 3 sips the whole meal. I also saw him look at me a few times. And for desserts I ordered this cake thing and then he comes over to my little sister later and he's like "oh yeah we ran out of the apple pie do you want anything else?" and I thought he was talking to me so I'm like "wait, me?" and he goes "yeah I think you ordered the apple pie too" and I said "no" and he goes "oh yeah, that's right." I think he only did that to talk to me. Also, when he was serving someone on the right side of the table, he'd walk around the whole left side to serve them. I'm thinking he just wanted to walk by me. Also, when I was talking to people he'd walk by and I could tell he was listening. It was weird. And then for desserts, I saw the cute waiter and another waiter talking and when I looked at them they turned around and looked at me. Then 2 minutes later, they served all the desserts EXCEPT mine. I was going to ask them where mine was, but they were in another room. Then, both of them came holding the plate with the cake in it and they set it down and said "we saved the best for last." I'm like "oh, thanks" and the cute waiter smiles and walks away. Haha, I got the cheapest smallest dessert so I think they meant I was the best.
The bottom line, do you think he liked me? He couldn't flirt much because I was surrounded by 34 people and he'd get fired. But it seemed like he was throwing in hints. (link)
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yeah it definitely DEFINITELY sounded like he liked you. with that many hints, yeahh. when you left the restaurant, did he say like, "thanks! have a good day" & smile? then he definitely likes you, or at least thought you were attractive.
make sure you go back to that restaurant ;]
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do regular bangs require styling? like anne hathaway in the devil wears prada (link)
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not really. unless you want to straighten them. but if you blowdry & they look fine, then nope they don't require styling. you can't really style it more than straightening / blowdrying with a round brush.
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For dinner tonight, my family is making english muffin pizzas. Just one english muffin cut in half with sauce and sprinkled cheese. Would that be ok to eat since im on a diet? Or should I ask for a regular english muffin [with grape jam] and 2 eggs scrambled/fried? Just want some ideas so I can make the right dieting choice. Thanks! (link)
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although you need at least three servings of dairy a day, i'd go with the grape jam because fruit is better than fatty cheese & tomato sauce. if you have scrambled eggs, it sounds much healthier than the cheese & sauce. if you're still hungry, just make more eggs or drink an 8 oz glass of water to curb your appetite.
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for handjobs,
Is a "kung fu grip" a good thing or a bad thing
and what is it exactly? (link)
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it's a good thing.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kung+fu+grip
when a woman can make a guy orgasm in a few seconds.
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if you get side bangs do you have to style it? (link)
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well i have side bangs. i just blowdry mine & they turn out fine. but if you don't want them to look like poo, then yeah i mean i would suggest at least blowdrying & partially straightening them. you can't just forget about them and have them flying all over the place. i hate people who do that. you have to take responsibility for your hair if you want it to look good.
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x3babycakes omg guess What i just heard. Its About the boys again!!! I Was just going over there to tell them that i told the teachers and the staff and the principle but i over heard them talking about the carnival to raise money and hte worst part is that there wont be any supervision. Not at all not even the teachers so i heard there evil little plot. They were thinking of selling little pies that covered the bottom of the plate. But after they were done they were going to put a naked picture of me on it!!! What should i do????? plz help me .. (link)
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look, you NEED to talk to them & tell them to stop. if you keep freaking out, they're just going to do it more cause they know they're getting to you. that's their goal. if you act cool & say, "look guys. you really are being immature little jerks. it's not funny anymore." they'll probably look at you & laugh, but then say "no one thinks it's funny anymore... you guys are making fools of yourselves." they're gonna shut down. you have to show them that you don't care about it anymore.
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When you take out a tampon, do you pull it straight out or at an angle? How hard do you pull? (link)
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well what you said are the same... pull it out whichever way it feels comfortable. if it doesn't come out smoothly & easily, you might need to keep it in for a little longer [cause it's not slippery enough cause of the blood]. if you've already had it for 8 hrs, then just pull it out. it might take a few yanks, but you'll get it.
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why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? and i dont get how light travels that quick.. or why we cant have like machines such as planes travel faster than it. any theories on what would happen when you travel faster than light? my sister says that like also planes travel faster than sound.. how is that possible? what are these like speeds of sound and light? i dont get it. and my sis also thinks that when you travel faster than light you could go to like a black hole or something? btw my sis is 14 and im 13.. so please put it in terms i can kinda understand. thanks! (link)
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why is it possible to travel faster than the speed of light? anything is possible. why don't you get that light travels that quick? light is primarily made up of electrons, and these electrons are SO small that they can travel at such a rate.
my theory is that we will experience a time warp. that we will be transported to a different time, either in the future or in the past.
we can't have airplanes travel faster than the speed of light cause humans aren't that technologically advanced. machines are so bulky... light is just a bunch of little pieces traveling together. if we had like, 235032984320 pieces of metal [which would still not be possible cause metal pieces aren't even close to being the size of electrons] then it would get us going a little faster.
actually, concords travel faster than the speed of sound, not airplanes. it's possible because in the world we live in, sound has to go through a LOT of stuff before it hits our ears. like look, sound waves can only be heard if there's something that the sound bounces off of. in space, there's nothing. therefore, there's no sound. but there's soo much dust & everything in our world that the sound needs to bounce off of before it hits our ears that it's very slow. the speed of sound is 340.29 m/second. the speed of light is 299,792,458 m/second.
it is said that black holes are a time warp. if you go into one & happen to not die, you would be transported to another time in the past or future.
http://www.sr.bham.ac.uk/xmm/images/xray/blackhole_300_300.jpg
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