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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ hi everytime im on my period i kinda get itchy down there. does anyone no what this means? is it serious? and is it normal?
thanxz
Aww.. it is completely "noRmal"!! :) If it's THAT bad, you could tRy spRinkling baby powdeR in youR panties, like at both ends of the pad [if you use pads]. Also, you could tRy a cReam made by 'Vagisil' to help stop itch: http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jhtml?id=prod2884&skuid=sku302884&CATID=100231&navAction=push&navCount=0 But if it's a PAINFUL itch.. you could tRy: http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jhtml?id=prod16444&skuid=sku316444&CATID=100231&navAction=push&navCount=1
Hope this helps!!!

♥[?]♥ Ok...so i have braces and I just got chain put on them...and for those of you who know what that is you probbly know how bad that hurts!! Please tell me what to do for the pain! It is killing me!
WeRe you not peRscRibed pain killeRs???? You need some aspRin. I'd say eitheR Advil, IbupRofien, oR MotRin. To decide on which is betteR foR you.. I HIGHLY suggest consulting a paRent who can fuRtheR deteRmine youR level of pain!! :D Feel betteR!!

♥[?]♥ I'm home and I need to think of something to eat for lunch. My dad won't make anything for me. My mom would freak out if I ate the wrong thing. And if I eat another God-forsaken sandwhich I would freak out. So what's something I could eat?
Hmm. How 'bout:

--Ravioli.
--Canned soup.
--Salad.
--MacaRoni n Cheese [easy mac if you must?]
--FRozen pizza.
--TV Dinners.
--Bagel.
--Cereal.
--Pasta [if you can use the stove] with jaR sauce.
--Taquitos.
--Chicken patties.
--Pop taRts.
--BuRRitos.
--Cheese cRisp.


Hopefully that gave you some ideas!! :D

♥[?]♥ I have liked this guy since I was in third grade, (I'm in tenth now) and he told all of my friends that he liked me too. But when my friends told him that he should ask me out, (with out me knowing so i was like incredibly embarresd) he said he wasnt alowwed to date yet. But just last Sunday when i was sitting in his car and we were listening to music (Hollaback Girl) he said it was his girlfriends favorite song! I just brushed it off at first and pretended that i didnt notice, but it really hurt! I dont know how to act around him anymore, cause he still acts like he likes me....Someone help me please!
Yeah.. so you'Re an oldeR giRl... I'm shoRe he was just tRying to impRess you! UnfoRtunately foR him.. it didn't go as planned. Sounds like he's just playing 'HaRd To Get', if you ask ME. PeRsonally, I don't play head games. If someone is inteRested in me, then I want them to flat out SAY IT, and I do the same. PeRhaps you should just question him on his feelings!! That's the only way to know FOR SHORE what he's feeling.. anything else.. is puRely an assumption!! Goodluck -- hope this helps!! :)

♥[?]♥ I have a friend you always says she's really depressed. At first i really was worried and i belived her to the fullest, but now its like she does it only for attention!! I hate it! She wont even eat anymore! I try to get her too but she refuses to! I dont know how to act around her anymore, cause she always takes everything the wrong way, Please please please help!! I'll rate high i promise!! I just dont know what to do!
Do you know foR a fact she's not eating???? UnfoRtunately, you can't MAKE heR eat, it's sad... but tRue. And as hoRRible as it must be to sit and watch heR go thRough this.. the only thing you can do is be theRe foR heR. =/

♥[?]♥ My boyfriend keeps coming back to me, claiming to love me but he always ends up cheating on me with his ex. What do i do? I'm a female age 15.
If you take him back you aRe only showing him that you accept and appRove of his infedility, and I'm positive that you do *NOT* want to give him that impRession. And whateveR you do, please please please don't believe the line, "I've changed" - Riiiiight, that's what eveRyone on MauRy say, isn't it?? And look what happens theRe!!!! If you take him back this time, he'll think he can just always Run off and do whateveR he wants, because he KNOWS you'll be theRe with open aRms. Bottom line, it's simply unfaiR to youRself... don't even botheR with it. I say the best thing foR you to do, though tRagic, is to gatheR up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt and push foRwaRd, leaving him in the past... waayyyy back in the past. Love is RecipRocal, it's not just one-sided, so if a peRson is inteRested two... they simply DO NOT feel ENOUGH FOR EITHER ONE. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to someone who isn't willing to give you theiRs? Don't waste anymoRe of youR time, teaRs oR effoRt on this CLOWN. Just use youR head, and think of youR *own* well being! I wish you the best of luck - hopefully I've been of some assistance heRe! Know that you can come to me if you eveR need a second opinion. =D

♥[?]♥ Hey everyone, um, i have a really bad problem with looking at porn. the longest i have gone without looking at porn is 1 week. I really honestly think i am losing my faith. I am afraid that i am getting further and futher from God. A lot of bad things have been happening to me and my friends. I cuss a lot more. I do stuff, I look at porn more and more and i cannot stop. Please dont tell me that what i am doing is wrong cuz i know that. I need some really good advice
I think you should woRRie LESS about becoming closeR to GOD and satisfying HIS wants, and staRt doing whateveR makes YOU happie!!

♥[?]♥ I have a severe allergic reaction to using this product to treat acne. My face swelled, it itches, it's hot and burns and my skin is severely dry. What can I purchase over the counter to get rid of this reaction, without consulting a doctor?

I'd say tRy Advil. AspRin thins youR blood, incReasing the amount of flow to youR face, and decReasing the swelling.

♥[?]♥ i flirt with this girl and she flirts back i lay on the grass with her and hold her hand people think we should go out , i ask her she said duno what do i do 4 her to go out with me
Just keep asking heR..

♥[?]♥ hey i need help deciding a screen name. which one do you think is better? xTHiNK PiNKx, or PiNK xx PaRaDiSe? also, if you have other screen name ideas, tell me, because that would help a lot! i have brown hair and brown eyes, and i like screen names like soursugar, lemondrop, drinksprite, godslilangel, and anglnparadise and stuff like that, but i can't use them because those are my friends' screen names, and i don't want to copy them, so help me think of one that's not JUST like theirs. i also like screen names that rhyme! i LOVE to shop, and i like shopping at abercrombie and hollister. i also do gymnastics. *~THaNkS!~*
Hmm. I answeRed this yesteRday.. but I wasn't awaRe those weRe youR fRiend's scReen names, so let's see if I can come up with anything else, shall we?

WELL MY ANSWERS FROM YESTERDAY, AS A REMINDER:
"--xShop HollisteRx
--PiNK xx PaRaDiSe
--Brunette Goddess
--Cha0tic Gymnast
--AngeLic xGumdrop
--LoveLy br0wneyez
--xTHiNK xXx PiNKx --- that one may be iffy, if ya get my dRift... ;D
--that SouR BaNaNa
--Oo PiNK DAiSY oO"



And as foR some moRe ideas, I say.....
--LoveLy x Gymnast
--PiNK PUNKiN xX --"Punkin'", like a cute name.. not pumpkin like the food! :)
--PiNK PiRoueTTes
--Oo PReTTyPLie oO



And as foR "xTHiNK PiNKx" oR "PiNK xx PaRaDiSe", I say "PiNK xx PaRaDiSe" is betteR, just because "think pink" is such a common used phRase, ya know? And it's appaRent you want youRs to be nice, and diffeRent, while still cute.. and "PiNK xx PaRaDiSe" is that, in my opinion.

Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ is there such a thing where your so depressed is it posibly you could die from it
and is it bad if your so depressed all you want to do is curl up in a ball and hope that god could fix all things and is it posible for him to do that for me i think it is but iv asked many things from him and i dont kno if he would help me with this one or do i have to do all the work again

you kno who this is
YES.. you CAN die fRom depRession. Although it's most common in the eldeRly and the oveRweight, because theRe's a biggeR Risk of heaRt disease/failuRe. FoR one thing, depRession hikes up youR thoughts of suicide, so if THAT doesn't getcha... you could always O.D. on pills, because you'Re having nonsensical thoughts. FoR moRe infoRmation on depRessing, you can check out some of the following sites:
--- http://www.nimh.nih.gov/publicat/depression.cfm
--- http://www.usnews.com/usnews/opinion/articles/031110/10healy.htm
--- http://www.psychologyinfo.com/depression/

Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ Please answer as sooon as you can!!
Welp i have been going out with this kid only about 2 weeks and we usualy hangout every day. Every day he also usually goes "down there" But i just got my period and i dont know what to tell him. I dont wanna just come out and be like.."no dont do it i have my period" but what should i say to him??? thankyouu!
Aww!!! I soooooooo know how you feel!!! It's honestly noooo biggie!! Chances aRe he won't be disgusted oR mad at you, because he'll know that it's natuRal and theRe's no stopping it. If he's gRossed out, he's obviously too imatuRe to even THINK about sexual activities!! Just be like, "No, it's not a good day", but be polite about it. And then he'll ask why not.. and you say, "TRUST ME... not a good day." Most of the time they get the hint... :) Don't be embaRRassed.. this is peRfectly natuRal!! :D

♥[?]♥ I'm 17, and I am in my first serious relationship (with a guy that is) and things are starting to become sexual. I have no problem being sexual, because I am not timid at all, I've done stuff, just not with any guys. He has touched me and stuff, but I haven't done it to him, even though I want to. I guess I just dont know how to go about it, what to do durring, or what to do afterwards (like with the possible mess) Any advice?
It's Really not that difficult. Just don't think TOO much about it befoRe hand, as this will only woRk you up and make you neRvous.

-- TO GO ABOUT IT: it's pRettie simple. FIRST, I suggest you ask him HOW HE DOES IT.. just to get an idea of what he likes. And noooo this won't make you seem lame oR inexpeRienced at all!! DiffeRent people peRfeR diffeRent things, so even if you've given 3243475 handjobs befoRe... ONE PERSON might not do it the same as ANOTHER PERSON, so always always ask!! But you just gently gRab ahold of it, and slowly, at fiRst, move youR aRm up and down, in time incReasing the speed.

-- TIPS: they like if you'Re naked, oR at least topless... it's a gReat visiual and helps keep them eRect. They also like talking diRty. So don't hold back on that. Just tell them it's nice, it's big, how good it looks, and how bad you want it. Then you could tRy talking about how much you want theiR load, and wheRe it's going to end up [meaning: napkin, youR mouth, youR face, etc.]. And theRe's absolutely NOTHING wrong with putting youR mouth to it and swallowing his 'finishings'. NOOO, you CAN NOT get pRegnant, and NOOO you will not get sick; it's actually healthy -- high in pRotein. And the taste honestly DOES vaRy fRom peRson to peRson, so no one can tell you how it will taste. OR, if you'd RatheR.. just let it come out as it does... like on youR hand wRapped aRound him foR instance; theRe's definitely nothing wRong with that!

-- It's pRettie simple. The only pRoblem you might Run into [which you moRe than likely will] is that youR hand will get tiRed; and this is fine. Guys can do it foR long peRiods of time, because chances aRe that they've had yeaRs of pRactice, and this would be youR fiRst time, so they won't be suRpRised oR disappointed. Just if that DOES happen.. don't give up oR keep saying "I Can't", that's a BIG tuRn off!! Keep tRying, and if needed, have him do it foR a couple seconds while you stay Right theRe and watch. It's honestly not a big of a deal oR hassle as it may sound.

*I seaRched online foR you if you feel you need moRe infoRmation. PeRhaps you might like to check this site out: http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbation/ht/handjob.htm It goes into a tad bit moRe detail on HOW TO DO IT, I suppose.

You'll do just fine, Really -- no woRRies!! If you have any fuRtheR questions oR would like some moRe infoRmation, don't be afRaid to contact me. Hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe! :D

♥[?]♥ I noticed how people bribe in their questions, as in "I'll rate a 5 if you answer". Isn't advicenators supposed to be about HELPING? What happened to the world?
People say they'll "Rate 5's" in hopes of getting moRe Responses-- sometimes it woRks. Often times they *DO* get moRe Responses, but it's just that the answeRs aRe cRap, because people feel they can say anything foR a fRee five.

To youR next question.. Yes.. You'Re absolutely Right - the woRld has gone to shit...

♥[?]♥ Yes, I'm going into high school next year and yes, I am freaking nervous. I know it's not as exaggerated as the movies make it seems, what with the plastics and all, but I'm not quite sure what to expect. Somebody enlighten me?
You've pRobably heaRd a ton of RumoRs about all the teRRible things uppeR classmen do to "fReshmeat" [fReshmen], and you would *THINK* high school would be like that, but believe it oR not.. high school kids aRe veRy accepting of diffeRences!! And theRe honestly isn't much teasing going on. CeRtainly NOTHING compaRed to the teasing that goes on in Middle School. You see, high school, to be honest, IS HARD!! And it's haRd foR EVERYONE, so EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. And since they DO, they definitely won't waste theiR time tRying to make it HARDER FOR YOU, when they wouldn't want it HARDER ON THEM, you see?? It's honestly not a big deal!! Give it a week oR so, and you'll know the way to youR classes NO pRoblem!! The haRdest paRt would be GETTING TO THEM in time!! Most high schools give you a five minute passing peRiod, sometimes less, sometimes moRe.. it vaRies fRom school to school.. but even then.. five minutes is neveR enough time.. so you gotta Run youR butt!! As foR making fRiends... I know this seems typical, but just be fRiendly. Speak out in class - this is a GREAT way to get noticed. Say hello to fellow classmates if you see them in the hallway. Join some clubs also.. that's a good way to meet people; then Right off the bat you know you have something in common with them. And always smile.. smiles definitely get noticed! And wheneveR you see someone sitting alone at lunch oR in the moRning befoRe school, just walk Right up to them and be like, "Hey! How's it goin'?", oR if you have them in a class just say.. "Hey! ARen't you in my [whateveR class]" I know it seems difficult, but you just have to Roll with the punches. Be bold and talkative. High School is Really NO big deal, tRust me.. you'll do just fine!! And in case you weRe wondeRing about PE: not *ALL* schools make you showeR; it vaRies. PeRsonally, the G.U.Y.S in my school HAD to showeR. If they neglected to showeR 3 times peR ONE semesteR... they failed the class automatically. HoweveR, the G.I.R.L.S *DID NOT* have to showeR. They could showeR if they wanted to, but they DID NOT have to!! I think it's because the giRls have that time of the month when it's veRy embaRRassing to showeR aRound otheRs, and boys don't.. if you get my dRift theRe. If you'Re still feeling afRaid, just ask anyone who goes/went theRe. They should be able to ReassuRe you moRe than I can. Just make shoRe to make the most out of youR high school yeaRs... you'll find that they come and go VERY quickly!! Goodluck; hope I helped!! I hope things woRk out!

♥[?]♥ How exactly is being anorexic bad for you? People has said that if you're anorexic your body loses all these nutrients but what are the actual like 'symptoms' you get if you're anorexic. Besides dizzyness and fatigue.
Thanks I'll rate 5 for any decent answers!
I found a site that lists the MANY **HORRIBLE** affects of Anorexia; I think you should *definitely check it out!!!
--- http://www.anad.org/site/anadweb/content.php?type=1&id=6982#warning
Hope this helps!!!!

♥[?]♥ I'm 14 years old and I would really love a summer job. The only thing is people don't really hire you untill your about 16 years old. Does anyone know of any way I could get some sort of a job at my age? Besides babysitting of course.
UnfoRtunately, the odds aRe against you heRe. FEW places hiRe at 14. The FEW places I could even think of that hiRes at *15* even, would be Subway, Pizza Hut, and Wendy's. Uhm, the only thing I can suggest to you otheR than babysitting, would be looking into being an assistant at youR local animal hospital, or plain hopsital, some small Mom & Pop pizza joint, and even a neaR by nuRsing home. You could also look into weekend Road side clean up, though they may not pay foR that; might be volunteeR woRk. AnotheR option, I suppose.. you could do lawn mowing. You could post up flieRs on the bullentins of youR closest gRoceRy stoRes -- fRee adveRtising!! It COULD be a lot of woRk, but sometimes you can get $15.00-$50.00 peR good size yaRd!! Hopefully this is opf SOME help to you!! I wish you the best of luck!! :D

♥[?]♥ i'm usually teased and pushed around at school, and i'm a bit of a push over. its weird tohugh.... the people who are mean to me, are also the people who only get good things coming to them, and they expect me to be nice to them!
i end up being nice though, because i know what its like to be treated nastily
ThRow a cindeR block at theiR heads.

♥[?]♥ okay this weekend I'm meeting my boyfriend's ENTIRE family at his sister's graduation party, and they're the REALLY formal type who like kiss you on the cheek and stuff. well you know how when girls kiss in the cheek? do you move your head to the left or the right? cause every time i do that i always kiss the wrong side and we always bump and its so embarrassing haha...

what other ways can i make a good impression?
I believe diffeRent people of diffeRent Nationalities kiss diffeRent ways, so if you'Re unshoRe, I would HIGHLY Recommend asking HIM that question.

OtheR ways to make a good impRession:
-- Make eye contact.
-- When meeting someone, make shoRe to be the fiRst to extend the hand shake. [think of how YOU feel when someone does that to YOU, ya know? I don't know about YOU.. but it makes me think VERY highly of them]
-- Say please and thank you.
-- Tell them it's "nice to meet them", and it's been "nice meeting them"
-- WeaR appRopRiate clothing: slacks, below knee skiRt, and so on.
-- Smile a lot.
-- And I'd say to keep youR hands off youR boyfRiend, and tell him to do the same.

You'll go gReat, I know it. No woRRies! :D

♥[?]♥ hey! i was wondering if anyone could give me advice on how to make a facial..or what kinds of supplies that work really well..not for specific reasons tho. thanks a bunch! i rate high! :7)
I seaRched online foR you and found a couple of websites you might find useful:
-- http://www.pioneerthinking.com/chfacials.html
-- http://www.ultimate-cosmetics.com/homemade-facial-masks.htm
and
-- http://www.topbabypages.com/momcare2.html
Goodluck; hope this helps!! :)


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