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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ my boyfriend said he wants to mack with me but i dont know what it mean?!
Macking is just another term for "Making out".

♥[?]♥ i really wanna kiss a boy. when i do i wanna be ready so how do you kiss a boy like make out? i dont wanna be called a prude
so instructions on kissing please
?
The internet has many websites that will help in this area.
- http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Out
- http://www.howdoyoumakeout.com/

Goodluck. :)

♥[?]♥ what does it mean to get horizontal with a guy?
To lay down and have sex.

♥[?]♥ do guys ever finger girls when they're on their period? its never happened to me but if he starts going down should i say something?
I'm female, and I certainly can't speak for the entire male population; but I would say it's safe to assume that the majority of men would prefer to stray away from the vagina during this time. Although, you might happen to find one who wouldn't mind. In either case, I most certainly would not leave this up for a surprise. Letting him find out for himself would create a much more awkward moment than simply telling him. I would inform him out of curteousy. You can be as blunt about it as you want, or you could just say something suttle; for example, "It's really not the best time right now - perhaps a week from now would be a more suitable TIME for me..". Combine that with your tone of voice and eye contact, and that ought to send the message.

♥[?]♥ is it normal to get an orgasm from dry humping?
Yes; why not?

♥[?]♥ orthodox jew?
Your best bet here is to use an Encyclopedia. My boyfriend has some of this in his family, and there is just so much to be said. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthodox_jew Goodluck. :)

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know if he has an official Myspace?
Ahh!!! My absolute very favorite show!! I've never tried to Contact him, but I have indeed searched for his MySpace in the past. I gather this is the real one. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=434313735

♥[?]♥ but you say you don't like piercings, would you still be attracted to someone who is good looking but just has a piercing? or does the piercing ruin his whole face? :P
A piercing ruins an entire face, if you ask me. There just isn't any reason to punch additional holes in your head. To me, it's not about looks; but if someone goes to extra lengths to make themselves unattractive to me, well, I'm not digging it.

♥[?]♥ is there a t-mobile blackberry that has a different letter on each key? like i know theres the blackberry pearl but on that one like 2 letters share a key and i want a phone where each letter has a different key if that makes sense? thanks!!
Blackberry CURVE! I have this phone through T-Mobile, and it's been one of the best decisions I've ever made.

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Cell-Phone-Detail.aspx?cell-phone=T-Mobile-BlackBerry-Curve-Titanium




There is also the 8820. I've never used this phone, but it's Blackberry - I imagine they're really all the same.

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Cell-Phone-Detail.aspx?cell-phone=T-Mobile-BlackBerry-8820




There is also the seven-thousand series. It's a bit older.

http://www.pdagameguide.com/image-files/blackberry_rim_7290.jpg




I'm not sure how set you are on Blackberry brand only, but there is always the Dash.

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Cell-Phone-Detail.aspx?cell-phone=T-Mobile-Dash

♥[?]♥ right now my computer is broken. and i can only use my mom's blackberry to check my email until we get it fixed. well now the blackberry is having problems. like, when i try to surf the web, a box comes up that says, "a problem occured while trying to render the page." and then the site doesnt work. it's really starting to piss me off because now hardly any websites are working. we should be getting our computer fixed soon but, in the meantime, what do i do to fix the blackberry?! please help!!
thanks =DD
I run into this from time to time. I get the same message quite often, even when I am positive I am entering the site address correctly. What I usually do is enter in www.google.com, and then enter in the keyword there. When I do that, it almost never fails to come up properly. If even Google won't work, try entering the 'http' part of the address, but instead of a 'www', try 'wap.'. For example, 'wap.myspace.com', with the 'http' code infront. That always does it for me. If you are still having difficulties, double check your Internet is activated on your phone. You might know how to do this yourself, but if not, go to "OPTIONS" (the little wrench icon), "MOBILE NEWTORK", and then make sure "DATA SERVICES" is turned "On". If you still aren't having any luck, I would call Customer Service right away. If you have T-Mobile, you're in luck, because they seem to have the best Customer Service I have ever come upon. Goodluck with this, though. I imagine it's very frustrating.

♥[?]♥ should i tell my mom i had my first kiss?
I don't see why you would bother, but some families are close like that. Chances are she wouldn't mind knowing, so if you feel your relationship with her could benefit from spilling the beans, you might consider it.

♥[?]♥ Hello! I was wondering if you knew of a site were I could edit pictures, like, touch ups and stuff, making it black and white, etc. I used to have Picture It on my computer, but, it got deleted a while back when we fixed our comp. Thanks!

http://www.gimp.org/
You can download a program called, "The Gimp.". It is a limited version, but it is free. The installation process could perhaps confuse you, as there are two sections you must download from. Just be prepared to follow instructions, and you should do fine. It took me a while to figure out the installation process myself, so if you should run into trouble, feel free to ask for some additional help.


I've never heard of your "Picture" program, but it might be worth searching http://www.download.com for.


http://www.hp.com/united-states/consumer/digital_photography/free/software/index_ww_ca_en.html
I prefer to use "ImageZone", which is also free. You can download that at the link above. :)

♥[?]♥ me and my boyfriend has safe sex. we even use a condom. but while we were doing it. the condom broke, he said it didn't break when he stuck it in me. he said it broke once he took it out. which means it broke near my vagina. and there was no cum, skeet, or semin on the condom or when the condom broke. i'm just nervous, am i pregnant? i just have to make sure.
http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100271&navAction=jump&navCount=0&id=prod4764#

This is a prime example of why 14 year olds should not be having sex. If you're not on the pill, you're probably in trouble. Don't waste anymore time. Just go buy a test.......

♥[?]♥ Uh, oh...(maybe) three in a row!

I was listening to the radio yesterday, and the host said that there's a rumor (or maybe not just a rumor) that Britney Spears is pregnant for the third time. He mentioned that it should be "illegal," as a sort of half-joke...but is it true or not? Is she pregnant again? Just curious.
You know celebrities.. it's really hard to tell. There is all of this "he said, she said", and everyone lies. Take a look at this article. It seems to explain it pretty well, so you can gather your own guess.
http://www.celebtv.com/Headlines.aspx?NewsGuid=0b10b423-409e-45c9-a17c-32fdd747c1be

♥[?]♥ Okay I don't even know what me and my friend were talking about but somehow Tom Green came up and she told me he died?! Is this true? I mean I know he had cancer and stuff but she told me she saw on Drew Barrymore's E Hollywood Story that he was dead. Uhmm can someone clarify this? Please?
He is most definitely alive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green

♥[?]♥ whats a good eyeliner that wont smudge?
a cheap one lol maybe under 5 dollars? lol but then if theres none 10$ and under. thankss. and please tell me the brand. haha 13/f
Oh, I definitely have some recommendations. I think the two best brands of eye liner out there are Meryl Norman and Beautique. Meryl Norman, which to my knowledge can only be purchased at The Meryl Norman Cosmetic Studios (often found in malls), is pricey. It typically runs about $8.50 - $15.00, but it really is good stuff. It glides on with ease, and it stays on all day. And if that price is a little bit more than what you're looking to spend, I suggest Beautique - which is actually my perfernece. Thing is, I've only seen Beautique at Sally's. I guess the good news is that it's only .99 cents. And trust me, I wouldn't buy crap make up, so do not let this dollar price throw you off. You'd be cheating yourself out of something really special. Beautique is easily applied, and you will have many hours of perfect wear - all free of smudging. I probably could not promote this item enough; as I am very satisfied with it's results. I've been using it for about six years now. But if you still have doubts... for only .99 cents, it's worth a try! :)

♥[?]♥ when and why did many moor and billy crawford break up? what year and tell me details
I've tried looking online for you, but there doesn't seem to be many details available. I suppose it was just so long ago, and they were so young, and not yet well-known enough for anyone to really care. All I know is that they both attended the same school in New York City, and this is where they met. Apparently, they dated for almost one year when he was 17 and she was 15.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Crawford

♥[?]♥ right guys if a girl had a tattoo say a tribal one would you think it was sexy? girls if a guy had one would you think it was? need answers quick very basic questions thanks guys
Well, coming from the opinion of a 19 year old female, a man with a Tribal tattoo is "not sexy". And my opinion of women with tattoos is just tasteless and tacky.

♥[?]♥ when u shave " down there " how long should you wait before shaving again? and do u take short light strokes or what?
For your safety, I would suggest short strokes. I'd also say wait a good three days before shaving again to prevent razor burn and dry skin.

♥[?]♥ how old was mandy moore when she did the video crush"? and "i wanna be with you?"
Mandy Moore was born in 1984. Her song, "I Wanna Be With You" was off of her "I Wanna Be With You" Special Edition c.d., which was relased in May of 2000, making Mandy about 17 at the time.

"Crush" is off of her third album, "Mandy Moore". It was realsed in 2001, making Mandy nearly 19 years old at the time.

You seem to have mnay questions about Mandy Moore. Have you tried http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandy_Moore for facts and information?


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