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This is pretty random...but why are most guys such assholes? Its like they do not care about hurting girls' feelings, they act with out thinking...I would really like a guys opinion on this!!! thx!

I take it that you are probably 13 or 15 or something like that. Why are the guys who you deal with like that? HORMONES. It doesn't matter what sweet line he tells you or how he "won't hurt you" when he is 13, 15, whatever- all he has is one thing on his mind because his hormones are raging and he is a testosterone factory. Females act on emotion...males act on habit.

Now, in our defense- girls expect a little too much a lot of the time- I don't care what you think or what movies you have seen; when you're a teenager there is no such thing as true love and girls think there is and they want a steady relationship and a guy who is sweet and sensitive and will have pillow and spaghetti fights with her...he doesn't exist at that age yet and most of the time he never really does. I'll say it again- he's got one thing on his mind and don't let him tell you otherwise.

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I have a question about seepage since me and my girlfriend are worried about her getting pregnant. At the point of orgasm I have a fetish in which I have my girlfriend spread her labia and I ejaculate right on her vaginal area. She says she can get pregnant this way, but I dont believe she can seeing as its not ejaculated inside her. How likely is it?

Marry her before you start venturing into that stuff, buddy. You can get her pregnant that way- one wrong shot and your life is through.

A little man to man here- I know that nobody likes to wear a condom and it ruins the feeling and the mood- but the sound of "Waaaaa" does also...know what I mean? Think with the big head, not the little one; it'll save you a heat of the moment mistake that could cost you.

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Hey guys im 13/f
i was just wondering..do guys think its cool/cute if a girl is tough? Like i mean if she is a tomboy and she can beat up boys and stuff like that. Do guys like that or do they prefer if a girl were sweet and soft?
Thanks a lot

To a point...if she can Bench press more than I can then no.

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I'm allergic to every type of deoderant i've ever tried. I've seriously tried everything available at stores (like walmart) Including men's! my mom just bought me some thats supposed to be all natural and hypo-allergenic.. but it made it worse.
I have this horrible rash on my armpit from it that hurts and looks kinda gross.
Is there anything a doctor could prescibe or that i can get myself to stop this irritation!?

Why don't you ask a doctor?

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Ok so i am 13 5'2' and 120 lbs. My mom said that I need to lose 15-20 lbs before we go to Hawaii in March. but I love junk food. Any tips on how to give up junk food?
P.S.- If I lose it I get a designer swimsuit. So plz hlp!

I agree with Daimeera...you and your mother are doing this for all the wrong reasons. You're too young and you don't lose weight because you're going to get a designer swimsuit- you do it because you want to live a better life. Get your priorities straight.

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i'm on i diet and i want to lose 20 lbs. what are a few healthy cereals without too much sugar and stuff like that, that i can eat every morning that are good for diets? please name a few because i get sick of eating the same cereal every morning, thanks!

No cereal is good for any diet unless it's oatmeal or farina.

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I want to buy Nike Shox for myself. The ones I want are $115, do you think it's worth the money?

Also, are they good shoes for running in? Because that's what I'd be mainly using them for.
Thanksss.

1. No

2. No

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I can't throw to save my life. I talked to a friend about it, he pitches, and he told me to do push-ups to help. That is another problem - I struggle to do ten solid push-ups. Any alternate suggestions? I've been told the shoulder press would help, because I'm pretty week with that muscle group. What do you think? My back muscles, the ones for pull ups, are a lot stronger, but I'm not sure if that off-set balance has anything to do with it. Thanks.

P.S. - I haven't seen a doctor about it, but my shoulder bones click when I lift my arms straight up and bring them back down, just at the point where they are at a L shape with my body. Should that go away with weight lifting or would that require medical attention. Thanks in advance.

Shoulders are important but if your shoulders become too massive then your range of motion will be affected. Push ups target primarily the chest and front deltoids- they're good to throw in and the only way to get better at them (besides lifting weights if that isn't an option) is just keep doing them.

A lot of one's throwing velocity actually comes from how well they are able to push off with their legs...you ask any pitcher and they'll tell you just how important it is to have leg strength. Also you probably are having trouble because you have an "Up and down" throwing motion instead of a "Whipping" motion which gives better accuracy and speed.

I am not a doctor so I can't tell you what really requires medical attention- but I think at your next checkup you should mention your shoulder problem. Weightlifting never makes shoulder problems go away- just makes them worse; I've partially torn my rotator cuff before so believe me when I say that it isn't worth whatever you're striving for to have shoulder problems.

Also- Your back muscles are supposed to be stronger than your shoulders.

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Age: 13 (14 in March)
Wieght: 200lbs
Hieght: 5'8
Gender: Male
Current Wieght Loos Program: Wieght Watchers.

I want to get down to 160lbs at least.

*How long will this take?
*When will I notice Pant Size loss?
*What would be a healthy wieght for me?

Weight Watchers should be telling you that and all the info that you will need. That's what you're paying for.

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alright
so i was wondering
like us girls care soo much about the little things like for example our hair has to be perfect.. i like mine straight and if one little part is not perfect straight i freak out and think it looks so bad, and if my make up is smared our something i feel ugly for the rest of the day..
but my point is do yull really care about these little things, or do yull not even notice them,
oo and one more thing,
what do you like in a girl?

thanks for the help

~confused on guys~

Looks aren't everything, but she has to at least care about how she looks. I am not very shallow but in my opinion nothing beats the conservative librarian/teacher look lol. I personally look for-

-Funny
-Smart
-Flirty
-Witty
-Not afraid to be who she is and do what she loves.

The ability to sit and watch sports is always a major plus.

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i am having a party this saturday and my ex (whom i am in love with lol) is going to be there. and i was just looking for some tips on what i can do to make him want me back. i really care about him and i really want to get him back and i know he cares about me but i really want to try to get him back.
15/f

Whip out the Twister board :-D

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Why is it that the US Government prohibits flights directly from the US to Cuba? I know you can go to another country from the US and from there fly to Cuba, by why is direct flights from the US to Cuba not allowed?

OK...I'll just say the real reason:

Long time ago there was something that happened during Kennedy's years as president called The Cuban Missle Crisis...Cuba was holding deadly missles from the Soviet Union and they were pointed at the U.S.- Kinda pissed us off and so we made an embargo against Cuba and their products. Commie bastards.

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I live in New Jersey. With a Provisional License at age 17, am I able to drive out of state (particularly into NY) legally?

Some people tell me they can, and some they cant. What do you guys know?

Thanks, Adam.

You are subject to the VTL (Vehicle and Traffic Laws) of whatever state you are driving in. To drive in NY- you must be at least 16 to get a learner's permit and a full Class D license can be obtained at 18 or 17 with driver's ed...if you do not have a full license it doesn't matter if you are 40; you are not allowed to drive in NY.

The 5am-9pm hours only account for New York State and DJ licenses and Learner Permits- you are NOT allowed to drive a car in NYC at anytime without a full Class D license or whatever the equivalent of that is in your state; as long as it goes with NY's law as well.

NYC does care- driving without a valid license will land you a hefty fine or (and this isn't unusual) an arrest.


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hi, well i live in england, and was just wandering, what america is really like? is it like in the movies? because over here, its crap, everythin is grey, all the colours turn grayish, because of the weather(dark, dull windy etc). my uncle came back from new york recently and told me it was amazing, but he had to go so i didnt get to hear anymore. any help?

If you go anywhere, go to New York City- take it from a native.

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i was wnodering.....is fruit2o just as good for yoyu as regular water? i mean i know it has splenda in it and stuff....but i drink more of it than plain water...
thanks in advance!

Nothing in this world is better for you than plain water.

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This is mostly out of curiosity, but I figured you would know.

I do a lot of walking as exercise, but I admittedly slack on weight lifting. Does walking actually tone the arms at all? I can't imagine it would, yet I at least seem to have more muscle tone in my arms than before I was walking. I'm not asking if this is the best way to tone them, because I know it's not, but simply if toned biceps are actually a bi-product of walking.

Sure- it's a cardio exercise and cardio helps to burn bodyfat all over. The same would be true whether you're running, using an elliptical, Stairmaster, etc.

Walking is a very good exercise and I urge you to continue to do it.

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im 15/f and i know this guy whos 16 or maybe 17, not sure, but i like him alot. like i cant stop staring at him, he's gorgeous, but he's really popular and im not sure if i have a chance. i have lunch and math class with him and we talk and laugh and joke around, so i would consider him a friend. he would buy me ice cream if i asked but thats besides the point. i really like him and i dont know if he ever noticed it or if he's just ignoring that i like him. he's just started a new relationship with this girl from the next town over, but its not really serious and i know my age isnt a problem, but i need some better ways to flirt with him that arent too bold, but will help him really get the hint that i like him, ALOT!!

Any girl who can tell me who the World Series champions of 1969 and 1986 are AND who the MVP's of those series were is tops in my book lol.

I've yet to meet one who can tell me who the MVP's were...can't be too picky :-P

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Does anyone know any good flavors of vitamin water? I've only tried lemonade. And is it actually good for you?

No it isn't good for you.

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I just bought a sauna suit and I was wondering if they really help when you work out?

No. Get your money back.

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lately I've been eating a whole lot of grapefruit for no other reason than that I like it. my mom jokes that I'm on the grapefruit diet, but I'm not. I have no intentions of ever dieting because I'm perfectly comfortable how I am.

but. is there any peculiar property that grapefruit has that would prompt weight loss? again, I'm not interested because I intend on wasting away to 98 pounds on grapefruit and celery sticks. I like my chub, I just want answers!

It's theorized by many that grapefruit contains a unique plant compound that controls insulin levels in the blood. With controlled insulin comes a control of hunger.

That diet has been ruled out by many to be a passing fad and not credible. I am among these people and I don't recommend it.

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