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Two questions:

1. How do you know when you orgasm?

2. Do guys orgasm? How can you tell? (link)
1. you can just tell.
2. yes. you can tell cuz he'll bust.


i have been going out with this guy for like 3 weeks now. and everytime he trys to french kiss me i freeze up. and go mmm noo. nott now. or something stupid like that. and i want to kiss him i really do. but i dont know why i freeze up like that. its like a reflex or something.
any idea whyy?
thankss in advance (link)
it means your probably not ready. just stick with pecking, and when your ready youll know it.
its really good that your not rushing yourself =]


im really pale right now and i dont want to risk ruining my health to go tanning. so i wanted to buy a self tanner but i dont want to end up orange. has anybody used one that is good? or suggest to stay away from any? im willing to spend..i guess up to $15 or so. thanks!! (link)
i used to use dove and jergens:
dove has a very stron smell, but it has fast, good results. but like i said the smell is very noticable
jergens isnt too noticeable, and the results are good but just a bit more subtle, which could be good toooo.
i really like how you said you dont wanna ruin your health by going tanning =] too many girls these days are obssessed with that, and getting a three-week tan that'll end up ruining their skin in the long run
thats smaarrttt. in twenty years you'll be happy you said that =]


i have been going out with this guy for like 3 weeks now. and everytime he trys to french kiss me i freeze up. and go mmm noo. nott now. or something stupid like that. and i want to kiss him i really do. but i dont know why i freeze up like that. its like a reflex or something.
any idea whyy?
thankss in advance (link)
i think its great that you say no because it could lead to bigger things and you guys have only been going out for 3 weeks once you get more confertable with him you guys can start kissing and stuff but i hope you dont turn to sex please good luck


Warning, this is kind of long, but I need help ASAP!!

Ok, so I just moved a week and 1/2 ago... (Dec. 21st). I already knew this one guy from here (don't remember how we met, but oh well...LOL), but right when I moved here, he moved to another town (Because of his mom's job). The other town is only 40 min. from here though so it's not THAT far!! These past few days we've been talking ALOT!! We talked for about 5 and 1/2 hours last night...We mainly talk online on yahoo. (I'm talking to him right now too!) I REALLY like him, and he likes me! But, I don't know what to do, like 40 min is still kind of hard, yano?
We're going to try to hang out this Friday (Jan. 4th) at the basketball game here.... He's SO sweet, nice, funny, athletic, and hot! He's so easy to talk to! We tell each other everything! I'm really falling for him...and he's falling for me... But I don't know... I just moved here, but I REALLY like this guy!
Please help! ASAP would be nice! :) Before Friday for sure! PLEASE!
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN ADVANCE! =) (link)
i think just going out to the movies and dinner and if you have thoughs school dance things then you guys could go together stuff like that i dont think it could get that serius with just stuff like hangin out with a bunch of other people and maybe at the end of 7 months you might like another guy i think you should ask him if he wanted to hang out with you and another friend to start and then take it farther but not much farther because you could get to atached to him and not want him to go and be successful i really hope i helped good luck


How do you do the field goals/kicks since they have the new style on there? and can you change it to the old one?


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you just press the A and the little side left thing together to do kicks its easy good luck i hope i helped


If you order clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch, how long will it take for them to come in? (link)
well it depends on where you live but most of the time its just about 1-4 weeks thats all youll get it soon dont worry good luck i hope i helped


Theres this guy and he always texts me in the morning saying things like "Good morning, cutie" and "Sweet dreams, beautiful." And in between texts we have conversations where hes always just throwing around beautiful and cutie and things like that. So my question is, what am I supposed to say back to that exactly? By the way, he likes me, and I like him. But I just dont knwo what to say to a guy when they say that... Also, hes kinda hot, but not like sexy. So any help? (link)
well he is just telling you that he likes you you could ask do you like me and if he says yes then tell him that you like him also but if you dont want a relashion ship then tell him its no big deal and when hes say good morning cutie just say it back to him somtimes it dosnt mean anything its just a joke good luck and i hope i helped


hey guys, this is lindsay from SWEETXLOVE and i was just wondering if it was possible to put more pictures on my profile; thank you! (link)
You can make your own layout by getting a paid account. And then you can put in all this html and things to make it cool.


alright. so i babysit this two year old. the second his mom left he started screaming and it took me like 20394823 minutes to get him to stop crying. it was terrible. the only thing that makes him stop crying is when he watches the movie 'cars' and i couldnt get the tv to work. hes only two and he cant really talk yet (late developer i guess?) but anyways what else could i do to make him stop crying? ive tried distracting him with toys and stuff.

thanks =) (link)
aahhh this happens to me all the time. but with a two year old girl.
what you need to do is just start to read a big picture book outloud.
you could do it two ways: 1) put him on your lap while he cries and just begin to read. naturally he'll stop because of the pictures and also he'll forget abou this mom. 2) just start to read it very loudly and hope that his curiousity takes over and he'll come over and join you.
i do the first one, i think it works better. ive tried playing with toys and like putting on shows, but it doesnt work too well.
the kid that does this to me, her mom told me its just shes putting on a show, which it totally is.
soo if i were you id read a book. theres something about it that just drives children crazzyyy


So last night i had these itchy bumps on all over my face and on my arms. Then they were gone this morning then I got them again today and there all over my legs and arms

what could they be?
how can i get rid of them?
how could i possibly get them? (link)
oh the same thing happend to me once my family moved from florida to LA the bugs in LA are tarrible i dont know if its bug bights or not but once you gets use to it they will go away it has been a year seence we moved here and guess what NO BUG BIGHTS YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY good luck and i hope i helped


im getting a big bulletin board for my room. any ideas or links of what to put on it? like besides pics of me and my friends or like hot guys or whatever. thanks =) (link)
ok so i just checked mine
it has:
some nice cards i got (like birthday cards)
a cut out letter j someone once gave me (my name starts with j)
tonnnssss of magazine clippings.
of coursee pictures of friends and hot guys haha
and then i have some coupons, like 10% off american eagle
and then lots of other like keychains and things like that. for example, when i went to thailand, i got some laminated money of thai money, and i put that up.
just put up basically a lot of different stuff, like go around and look in your room. if it gets really crowded, it looks sooo tighhttt!
if you wanna see a picture of mine i would be happy to send it to youu =]


Hello. I am 21 and male.

I met someone online, and we have been pretty good friends for a while now. We do not want to date or anything, because both of us are married... just friends. I just want to get that out there...

Recently, I have made a series of stupid mistakes and hurt her feelings pretty badly. I suffer from Bipolar Disorder, and am currently seeking help for it. I want her to forgive me for the things I have done, but I'm not sure how. I told her about the disorder before the fight.

I have tried apologizing to her, but I'm not sure if she forgives me or not. She will not talk to me, and only minimal responses are given when I initiate conversations with her.

I really enjoyed being friends with her. She was a good listener, a good source of advice, and really fun to be around. I feel terrible about how I treated her, and I want to make it up.

Is there any way I can mend this friendship, or should I just forget about it and move on? (link)
its good that you keep talking to her, dont make her think that you are revolting lol. although they are only minimal responses, at least she is talking to you, which is the first step to gaining forgiveness, and knowing she is not completely leaving you out of her life. Just so you know, when i was reading your question, the part where you said:
I really enjoyed being friends with her. She was a good listener, a good source of advice, and really fun to be around. I feel terrible about how I treated her, and I want to make it up.

was really deep, and you should tell her that.
GoOd LuCk!!!!

ps
you can definetly mend your relationship, but it might take a while, if you really care about your friendship with her...dont give up!!!! :-)


I'm not techniquely sure what life support is or how it works but my friend told me that her mom is on it and it's not a very good way to start the new year.

I'm making a layout for her and dedicating it to everyone who's going through the same thing.

What pictures would i use or look up for other than life support? (link)
life sopport is a machine that breathes for you good luck i hope i helped a little


what is a good cleaning product to get stains out of car fabric? i have light colored fabric in my car (link)
there is this great stuff called goop i love it good luck


okay, let me just say this. i recently lost my best friend, over some complicantions. and now we are just friends. ever since my life had gone down into a sunken hole of a depression and i don't know what to do. lets just say, i was in love with himm and now we are just friends. though this only happened like a week and half ago. anyways, one of my friends went out with this one guy. i swore i would never like him, they dated for about 8 months on and off. all and all she hates him now. she got into a relationship a few months after that, and shes been in this relationship for an year almost in 2 weeks. anyways, she still hates her ex. she pretty much changed since she started dating her boyfriend whom at the time was her best friends brother..and isolated everyone out and treated us like crap other than her other best friend and her boyfriend. so we can't stand who she became. anyways, im still good friends with her ex, well we all are and whatever. i have a class with him and he's best friends with my cousin, so i have to put up with him in a way. anyways, i found myself liking him, and i know if she ever found out i liked her ex or if anything happened, she would end the friendship. though our friendship is pretty much already gone as it is since on how she is treating everyone. i still care about her and i don't want to hurt her like that. i accidently slip it out to one of my friends who is the sister of her boyfriend since well im friends with her of course. and all she had to say was how thats so cute, and "awww" and how shes probably gonna stop talking to me when she finds out i like her ex.. anyways, then 2 of my other friends found out, so only 3 people know..and they werent much help..and its making me a wreck because i don't know what to do. and i no longer have a best friend i could really go to, because my best friend well ex best friend didn't know her before she had a boyfriend, we had became friends with my best friend only 4 days before she starting going out with this guy, so his view on her is totally different and what not. all and all, i miss my best friend and i don't know what to do, i have no one to really talk to about this and its tearing me apart and making me a complete wreck. :(
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so i have BRILLIANT getting friends advice ok so at summer camp i was extremly popular i didnt know why all i was doing was being my self so you should just be yourself dont be anyone eles at all you will never get friends that way do you know why its because you seem...well...you seem fake really you seem strest out all the time and you will be like freakky just be yourself its the best thing to do just start all over with your life and find the person that you really are good luck and i hope i helped if you have any other quistions or problems please feel free to ask me


You kno how there's ann apllication on Facebook called 'Are You Interested?' and if you click 'Yes' on someone, you can choose whether you want it to be anonymous or not? Well, I was wondering if there was any possible way to see who clicked 'Yes' anonymously... I know it's anonymous for the purpose of the other person not knowing lol but I was wondering if there was any way to find out? I'm just curious to know. Thanks! (link)
sorry there is no way really sorry good luck


ok so im 14/f and still TERRIFIED of the dark. every night when i go to sleep i imagine murderers breaking in and killing me. I don't watch scary movies anymore, just a few here and there. the old ones still come back to haunt me, i'll remember any scary thought when it's nighttime. the fact that my house is PITCH BLACK at night doesn't help at all either. i really really desperately need help, i'm scared to go to bed at night. i can't even get up to go pee because im scared the killer with "hear me". i want to use a nightlight, but i don't want my parents to think i'm a wuss, i mean i'm 14!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me find a way to be comfortable in my own house at night. (link)
hah yehh im the same way. eventuall though i just suck it up and have to go to the bathroom. i realize that i live in a safe neighborhood, and theres no way anyone could get in. especially since my windows are always locked, especially since i dont open them in the winter, and sometimes i lock my door.
what you should get is a clap on/clap off light. that way, if your too scared to get up you just clap. also, if there really was a killer, hed probably set off the light. or you could just get a light that moves at any motion at all.
ask your parents. i mean mine know im afraid of the dark. im not as afraid as you, (no offense,) but i still get reaaally spooked. my parents just make fun of me, but they understand. by telling the, they are able to joke about it, which might help you overcome it a little, because it sure helped me did. like this is an example: as a child, i was really terrified of leprechauns haha, becuase once i watched this show and they were on it and it just scareedd me out of my pants. but now, my parents joke about it, and i realize how ridiculous i was. but if i saw one, i would be scared shiiittleeesss. but i dont live in constant fear of them anymore.
deffinantly ask your parents, they'll be a lot more comforting then me, since you can trust them more than me haha. but i can relate to you, so id suggest doign those few things to get over your feaarr.
sorry this is kinda long, but i wish you the best of lucckkk and if you ever have any more questions always feel free to ask me =]


how do you know what kind of eyebrows are perfect for you? like do you get what im saying like for your face??? hmmm? (link)
eyebrows can shape your face, and make them look narrower, wider, longer, or shorter. if youve never done them before, id suggest going to a salon and having them do them for you - they'll know what best works for your face
good luck=]


whenever i put my head down or shift even a little, i could see another layer of skin, the double chin. Is there anyway to the double chin? I don't even know how I got that in the first place. (link)
http://www.essortment.com/family/getridofadou_sxzh.htm

thats good^^




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