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I am a 20 year urban planning student from New York. I go to school, and work, way too much.

I'm a level II mod on this site, so if you have questions regarding the site I could be of good help.

As for my crappy advice: it is crappy. If you listen to anything I suggest you will most probably find yourself running through town naked, or something equally hilarious, because I am a sadist.

And of course, I will hit you with my guitar, and then steal all of your intelligence for my own personal stash.

(My avatar, that is just above, was made by Draak, it is Thor's Hammer, or Mjolner.)

P.S.: Storageanddisposal is actually 12, and Fern sucks.

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what's the difference between a pimple and a tumor? sorry, stupid question but i have a pimple in my nose and i need to know if i'm gonna die. thanks... i rate good.

Technically, a pimple is a tumor. A benign one - as a tumor is any unusual growth. Benign tumors are nonfatal and don't spread.

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hey i know this is a strange question, but how likely is it that a guy would put a condom on inside out? Because I kind of think my boyfriend did but I don't know if he would have to be really stupid to do it, or if like he noticed but he felt dumb so didn't say anything. Also if a condom is on inside out is it less effective? Thanks for your help!!

Well, if you tried to put a condom on backwards it would not roll on. It only rolls in one direction.

To put it on inside out you'd need to open it up normally, then actually turn it inside out, then put it on.

So it's not one of those things that are done acccidentally.

If he did though, it probably wouldn't change the effectiveness of it.

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DONT CLICK ON THE LINK ITS A VIRUS!!!! but does anyone know how to get rid of the following virus it randomly puts it on my away:
NEW PICS FROM THE BEACH http://www.ianpeterson.com/photos.pif !!!!!

Anything that is *.pif is a virus.

Download a virus removal program, delete and reinstall AIM.

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since some people on this site can't just give a straight response without a sarcastic response, i invite all those sarcastic columists to make 5 sarcastic comments about this question. Take your best shot. I dare you.

When we have people who answer like that, they're called trolls.

You're just giving them material to feed on -- don't feed the trolls. If they want attention, just ignore them.

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Ok...so you know how you get a little alert after you've asked a question and someone has answered it (that little number by 'your questions')? I keep getting that, and half the time no new answers are on my question. What's up with that?
I also saw my question on the question pages and it says I have nine answers, but when I click on it and count the answers it, I only have 4.

It's kinda new that thing, there are still some bugs to work out of it.

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Why do guys care so much if a girl has big boobs and butts? they don't even care about if your pretty or about your personality?

Every single boy on the planet is a moron.

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My friend that i have known for a long time has just revealed to me that he is gay. I love him to death. What should i do ??

You should respect his sexuality decision.

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Does anyone know a good image uploading site. Preferable one that doesn't resize your pictures?

www.imageshack.us has and always will be the quickest to upload with.

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K3587 has been kicked from channel #advicenators by silverhammer (that's not funny.)

Yeah, well....YOUR FACE ISN'T FUNNY

My oh my, the ban button seems to be closer than ever...

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What do you do when you absolutely love a guy and love doing everything with him except kissing him?! I don't really like kissing my boyfriend, it's kind of gross/boring..what should i do?

You don't have to do anything. Some people just don't like to kiss, don't blame them either, it is somewhat disgusting if you think about it.

You can find other ways of showing your affection, hugging, holding hands more often, etc.

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Important question:

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!

/caps

I am hiding in your basement.

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Hello, this is your good old pal ninthgradeguy, Im writing you to tell you that I feel as though I must apologize, my actions earlier where uncalled for.

What I did was childish, not to mention noobish, for that, I am sorry. You may keep my username banned if you wish, I don't care for I am done with this site. I came here to give advice to people who needed it, that's what I did. That was then, this is now, back then the site had questions worth answering, now it's full of questions that people should be able to answer themselves. I enjoyed my stay and wish that you and your columnists enjoy the site as you have been. Please post this mods, just seeing it up there will be enough for me to leave this site and never come back. My legacy is over.
Sincerely,
Ninthgradeguy

Congratulations, you are an attention-whoring dumbass. Your legacy included sheer stupidity, superiority complex issues, and being a fuckup.

If by "coming here to give advice" you mean "coming here to be an idiot" then I would concur with you. I don't understand why you, and people such as yourself, get this sense of self-satisfaction from being obscene and offensive at users who ask questions that you do not like. If you don't like it, why can't you just ignore it? Why make a scene? You've done this to yourself.

Congratulations, you've been banned from a site offering a free public service, a site that aims to aid the public on our own time and will. You are truly a pioneer in the fields of stupidity and immaturity.

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you said K-Lite was better than Limewire..could you please give me the website to it? i tried k-lite.com and it went to a search engine website.

Here's the version I use: http://wefixitnow.com/downloads/klite%2B%2B.exe

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hey. im going to ask my dad if he will take me to a dermatologist. im not scared about asking him though. what i really want to no before i do ask him is what they do when i go? (i have acne) and can they put me on pills or some lotion that will clear my face up?

Well, there isn't really any pill for acne. There is one, but it has horrible side effects of severe depression so nearly all doctors try not to prescribe it unless the acne is incredibly severe. You go, they just look at your face for a while, no procedures done or popping of anything, then they'll give you some over the counter medicine or a prescription for some sort of facial cream.

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how do you do thoes cool things like Ä ╝ like what are the codes? does anybody know where to get the codes to do it, i know its alt suttin ? please help me!

Ta da: http://home.earthlink.net/~awinkelried/keyboard_shortcuts.html

The wonders of google.

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what are really good exercises i can do that tone up really well and FAST...targetting my thighs?

Squats, go to a gym and use the legpress, running.

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Im on my name AlYsSa13192 and i payed for it yesterday and it wont let me decorate my page. Why wont it let me?

Your order may have not been processed yet.

I reccommend you ask this question straight to advicenator_admin, she probably has the answer: http://www.advicenators.com/question.php?u=4

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do you think it is weird that a 17 year old is going out with a 13 year old, even if they love eachother more than anything in the world?

You don't love eachother more than anything in the world. 13 year olds are nowhere near being able to do that, and even for a 17 year old you are stretching it.

It's just that simple.

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okay whenever someone goes to ask me a question it says im like not accepting questions from anyone whats going on?

http://www.advicenators.com/settings.php

Go there and scroll down to "Who can ask me questions." If "no one" is checked, that's why.

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I have a simular question one one that was asked. When i go to a website, say www.ask.com . when i go to type in the search bar, all the previous questions ive asked shows up. Is there any way of getting rid of this? Clearing the history does not do it ...

Delete your cookies and other temporary internet files.

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