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ok like when i have sex i never get and orgasm!!! the guy always get 1 or more... but i never do!!! but wen i masterbate i do!!! so what do i need to do??? like make the guy go longer or what????

i just answered this..so ill say it again..

either he sucks or your to young to be doing anything sexual..

michelle

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alright, i HATE my church. there is this girl rachel who is like...really mean to me. she even locked me in a suply closet once. i want to go to a diffrent chruch. every time i tell my mom that rachel is mean she just says i need to have a better attitude. rachel even told everybody that i was a slut. so now no one likes me. how do i tell my mom i want to go to another church?

dude tell that bitch off!! when shes a bitch to you just be like "fuck you man" then say something back to her..yea your in church..so what so is she and shes being a bitch so that gives you the right to be one right bak! dont be affraid to tell her off cause if you do shell most likely back off..shes only doing it cause she probibly thinks your a wuss (no im not saying you are) so just toughin up and tell her off!!

michelle

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okay, here's the thing. i've had sex before and done other sexual things, but i've never had an orgasm. i can always give the guys one, but i can never get one. is something wrong with me? like how do you have one? if your gonna put something stupid ima rate you low, but if you at least try, i'll rate 5's!! thanks

either they suck or your to young to be doing anything sexual..either one..

michelle

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ok. i dont get it. you kno how it feels good for us girls to be fingerd well sometimes. when the guys do it arent they bored. or grossed out. because they want plesure to you kno?

you know. i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hate demanding people. if people want to answer your damn question then theyll answer it. so seriously..calm down and shut up.. your probibly to young to be sexually active anyways. but hey who isnt these days right? i bet everyones gunna die from stds. except the smart ones..who dont have sex 24/7 or with every person they see..not saying thats you. but really dont be so damn demanding. and no they dont get bored it turns them on why else would they do it? commen sence people!

michelle

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I am just wondering if anyone has used the Jergens lotion that has a hint of self tanner, so that over time you get a natural looking tan? If so, does it really work? Any tips?

yea i have and its more like over night lol mine streaked it doesnt show up the night you put it on but the next day you can see it..its like any other lotion-tanner stuff..so really theres nothing special about it :o/

michelle

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Anyone know any really good acoustic songs?

well like every cd well practically everyone has at least one acoustic song..either a differnt song or one of the same ones thats already on the cd as the normal version..so go to google and type in "(the song you want) acoustic version" or something of the sort..sorry i didnt really help but i just thought i would inform you on that!

michelle

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Today the discharge in my underwear had a yellowish brown tint to it. Some parts of it looked kinda red. This is the first time this has happened. Is this my period coming or should I worry. I don't want to go to the doctor *unless its really serious* because my family is really short of money right now. I'll rate 5's for any helpfull answer.

yea just to be safe..wear a liner or something..cause you could start your period soon! so yea just to be safe..do that! i dont think you need to go to the doctor..thats normal!

michelle

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the sides of my stomach are really big and i want to get rid of them what are the best ways to loose weight on your sides

those would be your hips my dear..all girls hips are big..they get big during puberty..they have to get wider because your body needs room to hold babys and what not so thats why they are wide..to get rid of them try doing side crunchs..i dont think they work but they mite work for you! but theres really no other way that ive heard of to get rid of them!

michelle

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16/f
i was wondering, what are some ways to help cheer up someone who suffers from depression? my friend suffers from it a lot and she gets down really easy. thanks in advance.

well what helped me was music..so if you know like some of her favorite songs why dont you burn her a mixed cd of her favorite songs and tell her to lisen to them when she gets depressed? that might help! or if she wants she can go and talk to someone..but i think the music thing might work pritty good..good luck!

michelle

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my parents want to control my life i never do what i wanna do what should i do

do what you want to do.

michelle

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how do you view one of the questions if they emailed it to you...because i can't figure out how to do it. I rate high!!!

.....are you serious?

if a person e-mailed you a question what do you think you do?

you go to your e-mail and check it..lol goodness people! its commen sence!!

michelle

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ok.. i get my braces off soon (august) and i was wondering if anyone knows any good products to whiten your teeth??? i checked my dentist but the lazer treatment is 500$ and not including the stuff you have to keep putting on your teeth every so often.i just want something cheap and easy to start out with. Thanks!!!

dont whiten them with your braces still on? then thered be a big 'ol dark spot where the braces were.. and if your worried about getting that little white spot people get after they get their braces off, trust me, thats rare..i broke like every single rule there was to having braces and mine came off and my teeth were normal color..soo dont worry about that! but if you want the whitning then the dentist is the best way to do it..those ones that come in the box dont work worth shit lol. so id stick with the dentist thing..yea its expencive but if you really want it then thats what you gotta do right?

michelle

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I wasnt exactly sure which category to put this under, but here goes...

Shaving is a BITCH! yes, yes it is. My question is:

Has anyone tried those bladeless shaving kits? do they really work? Does it last longer than shaving? does it remove ingrown hairs too, or should i just go for the wax?

yeah i know, kinda stupid, but im sick of shaving and at least dont want to walk around band camp with a bunch of nix and cuts.

thanks!

the nair bladeless kit burns like a bitch..so i dont recomend it..i think its worse then getting it waxed but then again waxing doesnt hurt me but that bladless kit did..soo either way its gunna hurt..id just stick to shaving..but yea good luck

michelle

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what does it mean to give head?

same thing as a bj..and a bj means blow job and blow job is basically sucking a guys dick.. :]

michelle

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My boyfriend and I are having a debate about whether or not sperm is still active when it hits the air. Sometimes after we have sex (we use a condum) sperm will be on me or him and he worries that it will travel into my vagina and make me pregnant. I've always heard that once sperm hits the air it's dead. Who's right?

sperm is alive for 24-48 hours after it hits the air. so your boyfriends right. :]

michelle

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Say theres this 14 year old daying this 18 or 20 year old.What can happen?

thats illegal..and he can go to jail for that..so i would suggest you wait till your 18 to actually date him..cause if you wait that long and you two still want to go out then that shows that your meant for each other..but if you dont want to go out anymore at least you didnt waste your time right? but yea..he can go to jail..soo..dont do it!

michelle

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hey I have a question when ppl where eyeliner do u line the inside of your eyelashes or the outside...im confused on how to wear it...

i line the inside and then i do the sorta smoke effect where i line the top eyelid and the bottom eyelid with black eye shadow instead of a pencil..so line the inside of your eyes it looks better!

michelle

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wow ok I just got side sweep bangs and they are aweful... the lady that cut them must have been drunk or something!! Does anyone know how I could fix them?... I don't really want to wait until they grow out

well your gunna have to wait..seriously thats EXACTLY what happend to me..so i waited for them to grow out and now their fine..they look better..so you have to wait..theres seriously nothing you can do about it..its just the chance you had to take..

michelle

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Hey there ♥ well im not really into stereotypes but basically, my boyfriend is punk, along with his friends. and i am not really preppy or punk or anything, i am just me. but i am friends with his friends and his friends are in a punk band and my boyfriend said he really wants me to go, and so do his friends. the problem is i dont want to wear something stupid, or "slutty" looking and i dont want people to think " why is she here?" so what could i wear.. i have long platinum blonde hair with lots of pink and auburn in it. and i am 5'4 and average with slightly curvey body but the problem is i cant hide my boobs and i dont want people to automatically think im slutty=/... what could i wear or put on for makeup and how should i do the hair? thanksss

uh well lol you can wear w/e you want..dont change cause you think people will think your a poser..cause that would mean you are one right?

anyways you kinda sound like me like your height, hair, body n what not..so this is what i wore to a "punk show" lol

jeans
converse
band shirt
and i wore my hair down..and my normal makeup..

you cant "hide your boobs"? so that means their hangin out all the time or theres "clevage" to be seen? first off..thats not cool..second, if you DONT have any tops that dont show your boobs then thats sad..so find something that DOESNT show your boobs and youll be fine..if all your shirts are low cut thats not good specially for a rock show..and specially if theres gunna be pits and what not..you didnt really explain what this was very good like if it was gunna be big or not so im just tossing out ideas for wat i think you meant..

your lucky..btw..thats awsome your b/f has friends in a band..and you are able to go to shows and what not..hell if they made it big do you know how many concerts you could get backstage to? ahh thats awsome..ok im off the subject now..but yea i hope that helped..even a little bit..have fun!

michelle

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what should i name my dog?

..dude you like gave us nuthing to work with..think of something..not that hard..really! unless you give us something to work with then im sure ppl will help..

michelle

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