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Dido.

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annoying.


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type normally, and we won't have this problem. =)

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I am a guy and have a really embassing question i dont want toask anyone i know and dont want to ask the doctor either but when i go pee it sometimes stings and when im done it seems to continue to dribble out of my penis for a while after . this ends up staining my undies. i am not sure why it continues to dribble for so long as well as stinging while i am peeing.

That's what the doctor's for dear. Just go to a doctor, it'll help. I promise.

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ok...well,at my school(like mosts)people classify other people's style...i'm classified as punk...and my best friend is classified as prep...she wants to join the "punk scene"...and she wants me to explain it to her...like give her tips how to dress and stuff...the problem is...i don't know what to tell her...any advice or tips would be great!!!

HAHAHAH oh dear God...
i bet people are gunna give her so much shit for "going punk" if she's prep.
lmao. fake much?

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can anyone find pictures of 2 toned hair colors such as blonde on top, and brown/black on bottom?

if so, please give me the link, because i can't find them anywhere.

thanks so much.

wow..that hair style is old. i had it in 7th grade. i was like, one of the first people to get it. then everyone and their grandma got it so i changed it. why don't you try being original? kthanks.

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Im 18 male and i crosdress in the most girly things my sister has . Of coarse i do it when she is out with her freinds. I wear her panties bras and dresses . I usally end up masturbating and eating my own spearm does this make me gay .. i dont like guys i like girls but i also enjoy wearing thier clothes

w/e floats your boat darlin.

=)

michelle

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People are saying P!ATD live is really bad and dissapointing? Why? What's wrong with them live?

brennen sounds really differnt when he sings live.

also, they might not be very energetic on stage which makes them boring to watch and doesnt get you "pumped".

but yea.
thats basically it.
some bands just dont do good playing live.

michelle

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this may be kind of long but ill try to make it as short as possible. me and this guy mike have been broken up for about a year and a half. the whole time we have talked and he still tells me he loves me and misses me every once in a while. well tonight i was with my friend and he called me. well he then told me he was coming to my house but i told him no cause im scared of heartbreak. i do have a boyfriend of 7 months but i still do care about mike. and my boyfriend is amazing so i dont want to hurt him. well mike stayed for like 10 minutes trying to get me to come outside but i couldnt bring my self to it cause i always do. well later on he told me that he made me something since i made him a scrapbook last summer. he refuses to give it to me til i see him. he stayed on the phone with me after he left and had something to say but couldnt because his friend was there. he told me wed talk about it later and i asked when that was and he told me he didnt know. i really care about him and i always will cause he was my first love but i dont know what to do. should i just let him come over and give it to me and talk to me like he wanted and say what he wanted or should i just say no? please help. thanks so much!!

yea i deffinatly think you should let him go over. cause even though you guys were together doesnt mean you have to end a frendship. people can always be frends even if theyve been together. so i say go for it. =)

but, if its hard for you to see him then tell him you seeing him makes you uncomfurtable and that you really want to be frends its just going to take more time.

but dont worry hun. everything will be fine. just act as if you guys are just frends hanging out like youd normally do with your other frends.

i dont know if i helped much. but i hope i did. sorry. good luck!

michelle

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Okay, so on like MTV they have the commericals of "brand spankin new videos". Right before the videos they play a clip, and it used to be a guy running around dancing on a track wearing short shorts and a sweater. Does anyone know the name of the song he was dancing to?

I rate high, thanks!!

haha oh wow.

ive always loved that comercial.

but thats not a real song.
it was just made up for it.

:)

michelle

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The song "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! at the Disco came on the radio today and I noticed that they beeped out the word "God." Why is that? Is God not supposed to be on the radio?

because in the song it says "close the goddamn door"

and "goddamn" is a cuss word.

if you had "god" or "damn" by itself they wouldnt be beeped out.

=]

hope that helps.

michelle

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hey well i started listening to like rock, punk rock type of music and i really like it. my fav songs are i write sins not tragedies, a little less sixteen candles, saying sorry, move along, makedamnsure, and lots more

i wanna know more though so my question is what popular songs are from dashboard confessional, AFI, AC/DC, the used, underoath ... u kno like that.

i rate high!!

yeeaa, okay.
first off those arnt punkrock bands.
sorry darlin.

second, why do you only listen to the mainstream songs? that annoys the crap out of me.

why dont you try and go out and buy the cds of the bands you like.
:-O
woo! never would have thought of that one huh?

you dont needa just listen to the popular songs..
that doesnt make you cool.
so yea, go do yourself a favor and buy the cds of the bands you like.

i was gunna answer this question.
but now i decided i dont think i will.
cause thats annoying.


kay so basically heres my point.
go out and buy the cds.
its not that hard.
listening to mainstream songs doesnt make you cool.
and thats about it.

good luck.
michelle

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this summer i am wanting to go to Warped Tour. where can I get the tour information to know where the tour is coming and when? i rate high!!

:]
im going too.
im excited.

just go to

www.warpedtour.com

and it will give you all the information. :]
have fun.

michelle

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Anyone out there know a good guitar out there. I really only want to spend $500 at the most. I'll rate.

fenders are really expensive.
so you probibly cant buy that with 500$s.
fenders are my fav. kind of guitars. theyre reeally good. but very expensive.

what id do is get a squiare which is made by fender.
look them up or go to a local music store and im sure theyed have them there.

theyre really good guitars.
:]

good luck!

michelle

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Im a 14 year old girl who's got some probs with my boy freind. I found out that my freind has a crush on me and i like him to so what do i do?

if you liked your boyfriend enough you wouldnt even think about liking someone else.
so, if you really think you like this other boy better dont keep your boyfriend thinking you still like him that way.
if you think you want to be with the other boy more dont keep leading your boyfriend on.

you didnt really give me alot of information so thats basically all i can tell you.
you can keep your boyfriend as just a friend but break it off if you want/have feelings for someone else. :/

hope i helped a little.
good luck.

michelle

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Hey ive been looking for the lyrics to "Nobody puts baby in the cornor" by fallout boy. So if you know them could you send them before i die!!

aw i love fall out boy.
heres the lyrics to the song.
:]


"Drink down that Gin and Kerosene
And come spit off bridges with me.
Just to keep us warm
Light a match to leave me be.
Light a match to leave me be.

I keep my jealousy close
'Cause,it's all mine.
And if you say this makes you happy,
Then i'm not the only one lying.

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day.

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day.

And I keep my jealousy close,
'Cause it's all mine.
And if you say this makes you happy,
Then i'm not the only one lying.

Drink down that Gin and Kerosene
And come spit off bridges with me.
Just to keep us warm,
Light a match to leave me be,
Light a match to leave me...

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day.

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day.

So wear me like a locket around your throat,
I'll weigh you down,
I'll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.

So wear me like a locket around your throat,
I'll weigh you down,
I'll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.

-BACKGROUND-
(Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.)

So wear me like a locket around your throat,
I'll weigh you down,
I'll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day.

-BACKGROUND-
(So wear me like a locket around your throat,
I'll weigh you down,
I'll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.)

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day.

-BACKGROUND-
(So wear me like a locket around your throat,
I'll weigh you down,
I'll watch you choke.
You look so good in blue.
You look so good in blue.)

Keep quiet,
Nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I'll be your best kept secret
And your biggest mistake.
The hand behind this pen relieves a failure every day."

michelle

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Hey! Well, I am getting my cartilage (upper ear) pierced on my ears, and I was wondering if it hurt of if I should look out for anything or something like that. Thanks.

no i didnt think it hurt.
my ear lobes actually hurt worse then my cartilage!
lol so dont worry about it.
but it might hurt a little cause its a needle going through your ear so you gotta expect somethin!
but yea dont worry about it.
and just keep it clean with the stuff they give you and you should be fine. :]

michelle

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Heyy okay well im f/13. soo theres tihs kid. i like him he likes me. we always try to hookup on the weekends but we never do. it always feels so awkward. anything i can do so it wont be that bad? & also he talks to this girl who i really dont like. nd she alwaysssss puts on her away message his name nd ilu, its pretty annoying i guess im jealous of her nd it sucks = [ welp. thanks for the help

aw.
well try and hang out without like, hooking up and stuff.
just as friends.
and once you guys are comfurtable around each other, then you can start hooking up and going out and stuff.
but untill then just hang out as friends and get to know each other better.
and about that girl, dont let her get to you hun!
trust me.
ive had situations like this too.
just ignor her.
i know its hard but shes probibly jealous of YOU because he likes you and not her. :]
so yea. just try what i said.
good luck hun!

michelle

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Why does William Beckett from The Academy Is... always wear a bandana around his leg, right above his knee?

yea..lol basically what the person bellow me said.
its just his style.
no reason.

i love them by the way. :]
theyre amazing.

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my friend is getting all mad at me cause like she is going out with this guy and {were 12} and he does drugs and wants to get her in bed me and my other friend are trying to get her out of it but than she just gets mad please help me!

wow.
alright well, you needa tell her that what your saying is cause you care for her and that your trying to protect her.
let her know that you guys ARE only 12 and none of you need to be involved in drugs or sex.
your only 12!
thats not even a teen yet.
so yea let her know that stuff and if she still doesnt listen let her learn on her own.
if she decideds to have sex with this boy thats her fault.
you tried to help her.
also im glad your trying to help her and stop her from doing something stupid like that.
12 is waayy to young to be doing any of that.
psh, when i was 12 i was still watching pokemon!
haha so yea. just sit her down and try to explain to her everything and all the dangers and stuff.
sorry i didnt really help.
theres really nuthing more you can do.
its her life and if she wants to be stupid then shell do it. :[

i hope everything works out though.
good luck!

michelle

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What's this song? It go's like this:

"It's cold tonight and the clouds turn grey..something something my brothers grave you took his gift."

Thats all I remember it was on my friends brothers sterio and it sounded wicked awsome.

Thanks. I'll rate anyone a 5 who knows it!



its "chapter four" by avenged sevenfold.

theyre so awsome. :]

i love them.

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