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Does he like me?


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 6:25 pm

Well, I have a crush on a guy, and he says he doesn't like me. But the past few days, he's been talking to me alot lately, and tells me to read his work, comes to me to talk for a while, and at my friend's parties, he comes and sits next to me. I s it possible he does?

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My Bank Statement says yes, the cash machine/atm says no.


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 6:18 pm

I am 20/F on benefit living at home, I want to pay housekeeping out of it but the cash machine says I have reached my personal limit and haven't any funds. However my bank statement says I have money paid in from the benefit office and have paid off my overdraft.

How can I access my money? Also would like to do some last minute shopping for loved ones before Christmas as used my last bit on small gifts for my family and partner.

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How do you send an e-mail to a cell phone?


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 5:15 pm

Hello I have a couple e-mails and I am trying to e-mail my friend and she does not have a e-mail but does have a phone and I want to sent her a email but i do know that it has to be the number@ something. What is that something. Like for instance I know that for version its the number@vtext.com(example:1234567890@vtext.com)and it can not just be the number. The company that my friend has is Net 10 but i'm really not sure what phone she has I just know what company she has. Thanks in advance.

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How do you know if you've had an orgasm!?


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 4:24 pm

How do you know if you've had an orgasm!? I'm 21 and a female and don't think I have ever experienced it but I think I've gotten close. Especially when my boyfriend fingers me or my clit. I have this feeling where my body shakes and I feel like someone is tickling me, that kind of sensation. I can't control myself. I don't know if this is me getting close to having an orgasm or actually having one!? It's a great feeling though :-)

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18 year old female, vaginal smells.


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 3:41 pm

Okay so I just recently started college and I never had any problems with vaginal odors until then. I wear yoga pants basically every day without underwear. There is always residue in my pants and an EXTREMELY strong smell. Sometimes it smells like pee, so I started wiping extremely throughly, but I still smell really bad. I don't know what to do because if my legs are ever spread apart I can smell it. I'm worried about my boyfriend going down on me because I hate how it smells, but he doesn't really notice I guess. I HATE how it smells. It's making me so self conscious. I bought some feminine wash hoping to help, but it's done absolutely nothing.

What can I do?

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secret love child


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 4:50 am

I think im pregnant with a person that ive been seeing for a year. He has been married to someone else for 11 1/2 out of 12 months.. Does he have the right to know or can I just not tell him and get rid of it?

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i just wanna get over him.


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 1:26 am

i have been liking this guy (we can call him R) all throughout my high school career. at first, i thought he was the most annoying person in the world but we were friends sort of. then second semester of freshman year i started to have feelings for him but i couldn't do anything about them because i had a boyfriend. but then my boyfriend and i broke up (he cheated) then some time later word got out that i liked R and R told somebody else that he didn't feel the same way and that person told me. Then for a few months, R started to avoid me and didn't talk to me but then resumed talking to me in march of some time. so then I decided to get over R because he was too conceited and then began liking him again the beginning of my sophomore year. ...

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What is coming out of my vagina?


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 1:24 am

soo im 14 female . this has been happening to me since i was like 12 i guess ; like i get this kind of stuff on my underwear like whiteish / greenish . but i think it comes from my vaginaa ? is that normal ? what is it ? ! /;


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what is this guy thinking ? its pissing me off/annoying me/getting me all c


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 12:28 am

22/f

I was head over heels for this guy and friends with him for about a year (we met in college, im in my sr year and he started 1st year at law). I was getting out of a slew of bad relationships and i came on kind of strong sexually (extremely out of character) so i gave him the wrong idea. he was kind though and did help me with lots of personal issues, and then when it got fixed he and i started flirting more and he wanted to hook up and i did too but i held him off for a year (tons of excuses) we ended up making out a year later and fooling a bit and really brief sex (i wanted to stop) he's not a jerk i promise. then i confessed that i liked him emotionally a few months later and he told me that i was a very attractive...

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toned tummy


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 12:27 am

I am not fat by all means but i have a "pooch" on my lower tummy. Its not toned at all and i really dont have time to exercise. I am a full time students and work part time. So far i have stopped drinking cokes but im not really sure what some healthy snacks i can eat are? Somneone give me advice of what to do to make my stomach more toned. Thank you!

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Should I take his money to be with him, even though I don't love him?


Posted Tuesday December 13 2011, 12:04 am

okay, right now i'm going thru finance problems and i am tierd of being broke and my mother is rallying on me to give her some money for the holiday (she wants to throw a party) so i need money like yesterday. i ran into an oldd high school friend at my part time job he is very interested in me. he has three cars, two jobs and makes a lot of money. he gave me an ultimatum of being with him and all my finance problems will go away plus an apartment and a car but the problem is i'm not attracted to him so I told him no but now i'm thinking about it because it would mean the world to me if i could get my mother some money for her to do what she has to do for the holiday. so what do you think should i go with this chance or just let it pass me by?

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what kind of surprises can i do to impress a lesbian?


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 10:54 pm

I am a lesbian and have a huge crush on this butch lesbian. She dont do the flowers and chocolates kinda thing and we are not a couple but I would like to be. What is some small sweet things I could do to show her she deserves to be treated good?

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Is it woth it to buy the newest iPod touch?


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 9:09 pm

Hi!
I just wanted to know f it would be worth it to buy the new ipod touch (fourth generation). I have the second generation and i'm very happy with it. I don't plan on buying the new one because i think mine is better quality hardware wise (thickness, weight,etc.) and i think the new one is too thin and cheap.

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crazy hair ideas


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 8:52 pm

what should i do for crazy hair day at school????

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The outsiders movie: It's supposed to be dirty but I don't know what it means.


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 8:45 pm

On the outsiders in the movie scene where Dally is apparently suppose to talk dirty to Cherry and he says "are u a read red head...are u real? how can i find out if this is your real red hair and if its the same red hair on your uh these these eye brows..." when he says that what is it suppose to mean? it says its suppose to be dirty but I don't get what it means? Thanks!

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Best friend or not?


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 8:40 pm

Okay so this is going to be long sorry. So my best friend, lets call her Mindy, and I joined basketball cheering together with my other friend Nikki and Mindy's friend Maggi. So the first day of practice there was a girl missing and the couch asked Maggi what the girl looked like and then Maggi statrted talking shit about the girl. So then the girl found out and the next day at school she comfronted Maggi, then teachters got involved makeing it a bigger deal the it was. So that day at practice Maggi goes to the couch and tells her what happened and then she started making a list of people it could have been. Well on that list was my friend Nikki and Maggi started talking shit about her too, thus proving that she talks shit. Well the next da...

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I sent a naked picture, now how do i stop harrassment?


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 8:00 pm

Hi guys, i'm in a bit of a rut. I used to be friends with this one guy and one day in the spring time he got mad at me for a reason i do not remember, but his friend told me that if i sent him a nude picture he would get this guy to speak to me. so after two hours of him trying to convince me to i finally i did. i am not proud of it. but now that it is almost winter the picture got posted on facebook. (From my old friend, not his friend) He keeps calling me from blocked restricted numbers and just whistles in the phone. A few months ago he called and whistled and than said some very inappropriate thing to me. And a few weeks ago someone randomly pulled up to my house at about 3 in the morning and started screaming things out the window. my ...

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How do I bring up the "Sex talk" with my parents without them knowing that I already know about sex?


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 7:34 pm

okay so i'm 13 and i already know about sex and stuff but my parents don't know i do and i want to know how to bring it up without asking what it is.

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Becoming a tutor


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 5:59 pm

18 female
Hey so i want to switch to a job that is a little more leniant with time because i am having a hard time balancing school and work (i work in a dept. store) .... so i was thinking of being a tutor for little kids. The reason i would like to do this is because I am majoring in childhood special ed (teaching the deaf... etc.) So would this be a good way to gain a little experience and become more comfortable around kids.
How much would I make and is this a good idea? If so, how should i start?
Thanks!

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Premiscuous when drunk... Ended up in bed with TWO people and my boyfriend doesn't know. What do I do?


Posted Monday December 12 2011, 5:10 pm

I have had a somewhat colourful life, sexually abused as a child for a period of 8 years by a family member. I grew up in a household where drugs and alcohol were a daily vice. I was removed from here when I was 14 and lived on people's sofa's going from one house to the next. I longed for love but when I got it, I used and abused it.

Years passed, I got into university, but not before going out one night and being so drunk that I woke up in the morning in my house nakered and covered in bruses. I had been rapped but had no idea, when, how, where and by whom.

I chose to put this behind me, I had a goal in life and started an academic career.

I went through uni, getting drunk, sleeping with rand...

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