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How to make my breast perkier?
Posted Tuesday March 6 2012, 12:41 am
Im only 16 and ever since i went from a c cup to a d my breast have sagged a lot more then i would have liked. Is there anyway for me to get them to be perkier again or just less saggy?
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How do I handle his hurtful jokes?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 11:53 pm
I'm a 20 year old female from America. My boyfriend and I have been going out for 7 months, but we've known each other since we were little. But my boyfriend has a dark sense of humor. He'll make jokes about other girls or breaking up with me or other things. He sees them as just jokes, and I'm not the type that can't take a joke but sometimes he does it too much. He tells me he'll tone it down but it just seems to occur again. How can I handle this? Thanks in advance! :)
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Divorce: I don't want to be with him anymore
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 9:10 pm
I have been married to my husband for almost 20 years I got married when I was 14 yrs old. He cheated on me and had a child with his mistress. I loved him so much that I didn't care I just wanted to be with him no matter what. Now I have realized that I was so stupid to have stayed with him. I stopped loving him about 5 yrs ago but I have stayed with him because I feel sorry for him! I am now gonna be 34 yrs old & want to move on with my life to see if I can find some happiness. I just don't know what to do make him understand that I don't want to be with him anymore??
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boyfriend problem
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 8:22 pm
ok hi, my boyfriend and i have been" going out" well heres some details we are in diffrent popularity status he pretty popular im not all yeah people know me but thats it..... well anyway we just text never talk nver call anyone and nver hangout.... could it just be because of the popularity reason or? thanks <3
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Will my phone still work out of the country?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 7:42 pm
Hi, I am 17 female, as if that matters here.. anyway, I am going to Europe for twelve days in about 2 weeks. I have the HTC Evo. My dad called our phone provider which is Sprint and she said that they have a different phone tower over there, so I gathered that I will just not be able to communicate with calling and texts. However, the hotels we are staying in have wi-fi, so would the internet still work on my phone and will my camera still work? Mainly, I am just concerned for my camera, I want to take alot of pictures on my phone and put them into my app called Footprints. Please help! Thanks a bunch!
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Career advice for a grade 9 student
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 6:27 pm
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Here's the thing. I'll be starting high school next year, and I have absolutely no idea what I'd like to do in University. I know, I know, the first thing that comes to mind is something along the lines of "You have so much time to plan for the future, just relax and enjoy life, kid." I'm simply wondering if anyone has any suggestions.
I've always liked math and science, and, not to brag, but I've done very well in both this year. Actually, all of my marks were above 95%. I am fluent in both English and French.
I am very squemish when it comes to most medical situations, such as surgery, vaccinations, bloodwork, etc. I dislike public speaking, and I'm the farthest thing from artistic or cr...
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My Life Sucks...
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 6:04 pm
I continuously say the wrong things to my mom and she leaves me angry. I hate being alone! My crush who told me he liked me is going out with my best friend. My dad came home in a horrible mood and yelled at me for 20 minutes for no real reason. I have to memorize this huge sheet of stuff that I got today and we have a test on it tommorow. My grades absolutely suck. I am keeping up with my exersicing and good eating habits. My mom prayed for me to have a good day today and she is a part that ruined the day! I know there are others on here that want to kill themselves and stuff cuz they hate their live, but I just want some advice on how to get myself out of this rut that has lasted 2 months now. Thanks.
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Does he have another girl?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 5:24 pm
So back in November I met this guy named Marcus and we exchanged numbers and we talked literally from the moment we woke up to the moment either of us went to bed. And his college is 4 hours away from mine but over christmas break we were going to hangout. And we were pretty much dating without officially dating. But sometimes he would get cold towards me and we would fight kind of a lot but we ALWAYS talked through it and we ended up not hanging out over break, I got sick and had to cancel and I asked him if he still wanted to and he said maybe but never brought it up again so i took it as he didn't want to. So we both went back to school and it was a week later and I feel like he liked me more than he ever had before by the way he was tal...
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Play online with others!
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 4:55 pm
I am really interested in playing games with others online. I really enjoy lifestyle themed games. I don't necessarily mean "normal" life. I enjoy fantasy. I also can appreciate a good arcade style game.
Suggestions please!
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Dating my "ex"'s best friend?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 3:23 pm
Okay, it's a long story.... I started talking to this guy about three months ago (We are both 17 by the way) He and I hit it off and he asked me to be his girlfriend, but he just wanted to hang out a few more times first before it became official. He even told me he loved me. Well, between the times we hung out, he met another girl and started dating her behind my back and lied to me about it, telling me he was too busy for a girlfriend with hockey and school and everything and that the distance between us was too much (40 minutes away) However, this other girl lives even farther away from him. Now, he did tell me maybe later on he and I could date if things didn't work out for him and this other girl. But I really don't want to wait for th...
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8th grade dropout
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 2:50 pm
ok so basically i've been bullied ever since i started middle school. im in guidance ALOT so i have not really been in the classroom. Im getting 40s and 50s. i also sit alone at lunch and talk to no one at school. The guidance consulers and my parents wont let me go to another school or get homeschooled. School is so bad, I've nearly committed suicide at school but backed out. The only option is dropping out but I dont know what to do. No one understands. they tell me to lighten up and suck up. My science teacher said I ruin class for everyone when all I do is take notes. Everyone at my school is pure selfish, even the teachers too.
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Unemployed, without a man and low savings. What are my options beside suicide?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 2:20 pm
I have tried everywhere and everything and have gone above and beyond to get a job. but without any luck. its like i am going to be unemployed throughout my life and i wish to end my life. i moved to a different city for a guy who promised marriage but the relationship ended within 2 and 1/2 months. now am unemployed without a bf and low savings.
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chest gets red after talking?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 12:46 pm
There is this girl, and she thought that I didn't like her.
So our boyfriends are bestfriends, and her boyfriend is my bestfriend as well. We went to play bingo together, and her boyfriend told me that she was worried that I didn't like her.
So when she was sitting down, I went over and explained to her that I didn't have a problem with her at all, I had NO reason not to like her.
Than all of a sudden, her chest got bright red with like white dots in it.
What does that mean?
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Will she be pregnant
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 11:28 am
I masturbathed last night around 11 ,had a bath in the morning and even washed my hands at 4 in the evening after that i went to my girlfrnds house,we were home alone we started kiss each other i put my hands in her pants not sure if i put them in the vagina,but was definitely around it for around 10 min,it did happen the next day too,can this in any way make her pregnant?
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Transexuality? I am not a lesbian, but I want to look like a boy, dress like a boy and pass for a boy.
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 11:22 am
Well, I don't know what to put this under. So I am 22 years old and I am just now getting a bit more comfortable accepting my body dysmorphic problems. As far off as I can remember I've always wanted to be a boy. I was born female. Growing up was terrible for me, kids made fun of me up until junior high, for acting and dressing like a boy. My parents put a stop to it and told me to "act normal" or else I would never have any friends. For the longest time I've felt very confused, I just always wanted to appear more masculine to others and I don't really know or understand why. Putting sexual orientation aside. My parents and brothers and sisters would pick on me and thought maybe I was a lesbian. But when I told them I liked boys o...
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General Life and Living. Depression and How to Get Out of This Rut!
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 8:38 am
I don't have a car.
I stay at my dad's.
I don't have a job.
I don't have any income.
I'm 21, female.
I have a high school diploma.
I'm poor.
I haven't spoken to any of my friends after high school for about the past couple of years. I miss some of them but I don't know how they would feel about me ignoring them.
I cut them out of my life because my life is so sad.
I was suppose to go to college but I felt I wasn't ready and I wanted to have some fun before I went back to school.
I had a fun for a very short time and most of the time I've been living sheltered in my house, never going out to see the sun light. I live everyday exactly the same and I barely feel real any...
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Ratings.
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 8:22 am
I've known about this website since I was about 13 and I'm 20 now. One time I asked a question and the people who answered my question didn't give me any satisfying advice. One person I rated a 2 or 3 and they reported me for not rating them with a deserving number. I was younger at the time but as I recall, their advice sucked. Why did advicenators ban me from the website for a time and switch the rating on their feedback when their advice was probably the worst I've ever gotten? That's not right. I really don't get it.
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Where can I Watch Nikita Season 2 on-line?
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 8:17 am
I'm currently on Nikita season 2 episode 5.
I watched season 1 on Netflix.
I watched 1-4 on Graboid.
I tried the delete Graboid, use it again thing but the effective file search program I downloaded doesn't work. (SOWSOFT)
I spent 3 hours searching the web for Nikita.
CWTV.com doesn't have the episodes I'm currently on. Does anyone know a WORKING website that has Nikita season2 all episodes? Last time I asked this question someone told me to go to CWTV.com and that DID NOT help so if you give me poor advice, you will be rated accordingly.
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cottage cheese discharge
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 7:45 am
While I was having intercouse a cottage cheese discharge came out on the guys penis, I dont have any itchy or buring sensation and it didnt have a smelll. What do you think it could be?
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I'm getting married in 4 months and want to get in "Prime" shape.
Posted Monday March 5 2012, 3:25 am
I'm 22 M and 250lbs. My skinniest weight (while I was working out) was 198lbs in June 2010. I feel, look and am fat. Problem is I have little to no idea what I was doing when I lost all that weight. What I'm looking for is a workout regime that I can stick with, one that works and works well. People with a first hand account on these regimes will be given highest priority but all advice will be looked at and rated as to how helpful it is.
Thanks everyone,
Gateway01
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