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Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 10:45 pm

does anyone know that quote that goes something like "can't stand me? sit down. can't face me? turn around." or something similar to that? thanks!

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not gettin along to well


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 10:23 pm

so ive been dating this guy for almost 8 months now..i love him with all my heart..but lately we've been fighting a lot..well not really fighting but argueing not gettin along to well..i try to say stuff like why it could be and just my opionon and the situtation but he doesnt like to listen...i need some new ideas..wut should i do so we can get along good again

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p-e-e?


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 10:14 pm

okay..sometimes when i have sex..i feel like i have to go pee..like every time my partner hits that certain spot when inside of me..i really have to pee..umm..is this normal?

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best friend troubles


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 9:06 pm

ok well i have this thing with my best friend well i kinda have two bestfriends...well like my other best friend lets name her tessa and the other girl amy well like with tessa i have a really good time with ehr cuz we have alot of thigns in common and i also have fun with amy but like with amy it seems like we are drifting apart mostly because i hang out with tessa all the time now..well anyways tessa and amy dont like eachother well there liek sorta friends but tessa gets annoyed of amy...and like ive been feeling really really guilty lately because i havnt been hanging out with amy and sometimes i cry myself to sleep because i feel so guilty..like i try and hang out with her but when i do it just isnt the same as it used to be....so hel...

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thighs and excess stumach flab


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:48 pm

i just want to loose a little bit on my thighs and a little excess flab on my stomach. i am pretty thin, but i need to loose 3-5 pounds

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Bf or Bff?


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:42 pm

This kid and I are inlove.I love him a lot!But one problem,He's my bff's ex!!!Everytime he hugs me she gets mad and basically wants to punch me.I want my life back,but I am happier with this kid.I just want ma old friends back.The people that stuck with me are my true friends,one imparticular.But I want to be able to hug him and stuff,sometimes when she is watching i push him off!So I can only choose one.If I choose my bf i will be happy,but lose my bff.If i choose my bff,I will have to break up with him and then get my old friends back.I really love this kid and i have followed my heart always,and its led me to him and my heart is telling me to stay with him,but what do i do!???

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Bf or Bff?


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:41 pm

This kid I are inlove.I love him a lot!But one problem,He's my bff's ex!!!Everytime he hugs me she gets mad and basically wants to punch me.I want my life back,but I am happier with this kid.I just want ma old friends back.The people that stuck with me are my true friends,one imparticular.But I want to be able to hug him and stuff,sometimes when she is watching i push him off!So I can only choose one.If I choose my bf i will be happy,but lose my bff.If i choose my bff,I will have to break up with him and then get my old friends back.I really love this kid and i have followed my heart always,and its led me to him and my heart is telling me to stay with him,but what do i do!???

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Does he hate me?


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:36 pm

I'm in tears right now. Okay, well I'm going out with joe, matt and bob are friends. Carlo is someone else who told be this:


Violin Rehearsal (5/8/06) "Joe says 2 [Bob] "Guess what, i got a gf." Joey says "Thats cool, is she a lunatic too? Joe says "Uh..Carlo do u think [me]'s a lunatic?" I say "Um..Sorta," Joe says "I no..(chuckles) shes also a f**n s**t that doesnt kiss anyone..(chuckles) Matt first says "Oo Joe, why do you say that about your gf?" I say " Yea Joe, what if i tell her?" Joe says"I was just being sarcastic, plus she wouldnt believe you.."

& I don't think he would say something like that, I know he likes me....

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my sexual life is in danger ?? (I will rate high)


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:25 pm

Okay here is my story ...

I'm 23 and I live with my bf ...I never had a real bf before so all this is kinda new for me..

I did'nt know what sex was and he taught me ..everything was going great but I still hold back ..he does a great job ..he turns me on and everything..I feel great when we have sex but my problem is I don't feel the need to do sex although it's great ..I just never ask him to do sex he is the one who always has to ask ..I never do it or sometimes I just don't feel like it

Last night I asked him how he thinks our sex life is going ..he said to me that it was going great but that I have to do more..... like ask him more often to have sex ..losen up more etc etc

He...

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friends!


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:20 pm

ohkay.. well my "best friend" since 5th gradee me and her have been fighting likee crzy this WHOLE YEAR over everything and i can never hang out with like other people unless she gets mad and "cries" and then won't talk to me and thne makes me feel like crap the rest of the dayy and then ughh it makes me soo madd && so idk what to do b/c shes just not nice to mee && it dosn't help that i'm in every noe of her classes this year so idk what to do and i need help!!

- confused

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need to make the first move


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:14 pm

My boyfriend & I have been together for a few months. Our relationship is starting to get physical and serious. He has always made the first move to kiss me, grab me, etc. I've never been that open to do that to any guy, even though I have strong feelings for my boyfriend. How do I go about being sexy and actually making a move on him? How do I get to be the 'dominator' this time around and be really sexy about it? (17/f)

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Depo Provera


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:09 pm

My friend went on the Depo shot sometime around the middle of March and lost her virginity (unprotected) maybe a couple weeks after that. Thing is, she hasn't started her period yet. It's now nearly 7 weeks later and she's scared. The only time she's bled on the shot is after having sex. She has only had PROTECTED sex once of twice but has had unprotected sex many times. She says she's not going to worry about it but I can tell she is and I don't know what to tell her. Is it normal for her not to spot or start her period or is this something she should see her doctor about or take a test for? Please help, I rate high! Thank you.

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flirting


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:07 pm

i want some flirting tips that turns a guy on

also what are some clues to know if a guy likes u (besides that they talk to you)

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Girl


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:07 pm

14/male.

I have crush on this beautiful, smart, funny and great girl. I've (sort of) asked her on dates before - we went to the movies. It was kind of a bad time, because she brought about 5 friends, and it was if I wasn't even there. I just kind of hung around the entire time and didn't even talk to her.

There's a school dance tomorrow. I asked her if she was going to go and she said yes. So we're both going. I want to ask her to basically be my girlfriend...but I have no idea what to say, and I'm really afraid of rejection. What do I do?



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Hey


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:05 pm

Hey,my name is Rachel and iam 17 and my boyfriend Jesse never talks to me and when I asked him why he never talked to me all he said is becouse he didn't feel like it and it's been like this from day 1 and our relationship has been going on a little over a month.what's going on?

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going to his house


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:03 pm

so there is this boy i like named brandon. and he just got out of a long term relationship with a girl who treats him like shit. he has liked me and i liked him for the longest time and he invited me over to play video games with him tomorrow. Since he is finally single and willing to make out and stuff i dont wanna just play video games. i wanna make out with him what should i do?

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parakeet


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 8:02 pm

i have a parakeet and he poops seriously about every 5 minutes, and its not normal poop either.its sometimes watery and yellow/white.could he be sick?if so do you know what he might have?

thanks in advance.

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racist


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 7:27 pm

i live in a racist family. i am not racist though. i have some black, asian, and indian friends also. they dont make comments in public, but in the privacy of our home. it truely bothers me when they say something mean and we've had arguements about this many times. my parents think its ok to talk trash about people if they're not there to hear it. i hate them for that. whenever i talk about my friends they joke around and tell me that if they come over they'll steal something of ours. i just want them to knock it off. if i try talking about it, they'll laugh at me like im kidding. they even tease me about having friends like that. one time i went out with a really nice asian guy and my brother kept going on and on. its so annoying. how can...

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my friend might be bi sexual


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 7:21 pm

ok i think my friend might be bi sexual, but she won't tell, this is going to be long but here goes nothing:
My friend told me that when she was in 5th grade she was gay, but when she got her 1st boyfriend in 6th grade she told me that was wasn't into girls anymore, and ever since then she has been in guys. we are both freashman, and she droped out of our all girls choir when i ask her why she said it was because she was feeling way too horney around the other gils. I ask her if she was into both guys and girls and she said no. I told her it was ok if she was and that it wouldn't change our friendship. She said that she was 100% into guys and that was it, and that i should drop it. She also told me not to tell anyone that she used to...

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Already Moved On?


Posted Thursday May 11 2006, 7:20 pm

Okay, so last Friday, this guy I liked, who is also one of my good friends, totally scarred my heart by asking my other really good friend out when he knew I liked him. Most of my friends told me to not jump into any relationships just to get over him and I know they are right. I've seen the effects of a reboudn relationship.

Anywayz, today this guy who I used to like and even went out with for like a few months (not a super long relationship, but not too short for middle school) was totally flirting with me and making it wicked noticeable. I had like so many people come up to me and tell me. Well, the truth is, I thik my feelings for him might be coming back.

Am I just rushing into things? Should I act on my feelings? Talk to him about it?

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