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Lip Plumpers


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 9:20 am

How does "Plumping Lipgloss" work?
I bought some yesterday, and it said your lips should tingle, which they did, but what does the mean/how does it plump your lips?
also, if it does plump your lips, how long does it last?

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Scream


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 7:43 am

Yell out loud anything you want...
What did you yell?

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Success


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 7:42 am

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

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i dont see y u want me as a friend..


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 5:07 am

Hi , I met a friend in chatting ... we made friendship for a year... then later we started talking on phone .. it went for another 6 months ... wwe stay in different cities...one day we met ... things are fine ,,, some days later she was busy and i too in our jobs.. and we didnt spoke to each other for a week ....... then later when i tried to speak on phone she didnt respond ,,, and later i had sent a mail describing through reasons .. at last she had given a reply ,, with a million dollar question .... " i dont see y u want me as a friend..... and i cant fake ne thg wch i dont feel " ....... can u pls give an advice how to get our friendship as earlier ? do i get her friendship back ?

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questiiOn


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 5:03 am

hey EveryOne
Please Answear Thiis QuestiiOn for me ii need ideas Please



What does customer service mean to you???

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PERIOD//SEX


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 3:34 am

It's true that you can't get pregnant when you have sex when you're on your period because your egg releases, right? Or no... ? Thanks!

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Troubles with a workmate


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 1:42 am

18/F
Ok I work with Shauna and we have a lot of fun at work. She used to be one of the people, among a few, at work that I work really well as a team with. On days with her, both our performances were up.
She's very attractive by typicals standards; blonde, blue eyed etc. She is also a lesbian, but that doesn't stop her from flirting with men around work for her benefit.
At our work party, I was pretty plastered and I expressed to another workmate about how disgusting it was that she was sleazing around like that and it was degrading to all lesbians everywhere who have to try so hard to gain acceptance etc. She was within hearing range and I knew she was but it didn't stop me from saying it. Later on, I apologized and w...

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how to start a conversationnnn!!!


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 1:08 am

ohkay well im horrible at starting conversations and so is my boyfriend. and i feel like and idiot when were sitting around not talking about nothing. hellpPP?

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pill


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:41 am

soo the morning after pill thingy.. does that COMPLETELY get rid of the chance of being pregnant? in other words it gets rid of the "baby" no doubt?

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I am in love with 2 guys maybe 3


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:34 am

I have been going out with this wounderful guy for about 1 month(T). I have known him 3yrs and I already know I love him. I know it's kind of hard to belive but I think I love another guy, I have known him 8yrs(J). I have loved (J) longer than (T) but, (J) and I have never gone out. I know (J) likes me and has for a long time. We spend alot of time together during school (we see each other between periods and we eat lunch together) but not outside of school unless it is school related. Now I have been having dreams about (J) where I'm dating him and there is no (T). I don't know if that is a sign or what it is. Should I break up with (T) and go out with (J) or talk to (T) about it and see what he thinks?

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get over it


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:33 am

Hey guys I'm 15 and my name is Jackie. There is this guy that I simply can NOT get over. I've alould myself to get hurt. Everytime I begin to sorta get over him, he says something sweet or flirty that gets me to fall for him all over. My head knows he doesn't like me, but my heart keeps getting tricked into thinking that he likes me. so anyway. I need some tips for getting over him.

thanks
xoxo <3
Jackie

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Sims 2 Error


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:17 am

I've had the Sims 2 for a while now and I've downloaded it on my computer about a year ago, played it, got bored, then deleted it. I tried downloading it again and about 15% into the download it said "TSData/Res/Sound/Sfx1.package". I thought it was just my computer. I got a laptop for Christmas and I tried to install it on here and that message comes up again! What is and how can I fix it? I don't want to buy a new game and it can't be my computer.

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makin out


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:14 am

ok i know this may sound like ok well i am a total weirdo or w/e but i have to know/am wondering how to prepare to makeout? like give me the total insite the total 411

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confused.


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:08 am

when i "pleasure myself", it seems like i pee on myself instead of cuming or whatever happens. so whats the deal, or what am i doing/not doing?

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Weight Issues


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:07 am

hello. I am 13/f, 5'2 and i weigh about 138 pounds. Is that really overweigh? Also, what is the fastest most efficent way to lose weight other then the excerise and eat less? Is there a SPECIFIC exercise i should do everyday? -thanks ALOT

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suicide


Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 12:04 am

I think my best friend *and only friend* doesnt like me anymore..She posted an away message while I was talking to her that said "Fuck you I dont need anymore friends" and then she called my cellphone while her friends were over and they were laughing and saying really bad things to me like pussy in the background. Im so upset, Im shaking. This has never happened between me and her and weve been best friends for 6 years. I wanna die..please help

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Should I tell my friend I slept with her ex-crush?


Posted Friday December 29 2006, 11:35 pm

Hi-
I am a 30 yr old professional female, looking for advice. I slept with my friend's ex-crush several months ago. I am single, as is he. She is now married (for over 2 years) to a wonderful man and pregnant with their first child. She NEVER had a relationship with this man, but had a massive crush on him through high school and college. She is very happy in her marriage. She and I are not as close friends as we once were, but live in the same area and see each other here and there. This man's name comes up in conversation and I feel dishonest by not telling her the truth about what happened between us. It was just a one-night thing and I don't want to be selfish and tell her just to make myself feel better. However, she and I were ...

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Inserting Video Footage?


Posted Friday December 29 2006, 11:23 pm

I need to install video footage from youtube onto a slide show presentation (Powerpoint) and i can't figure out how to do it?!
ANY advice is welcome.

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we like each other but........


Posted Friday December 29 2006, 11:15 pm

okay i have this really good friend that we are gonna call jhon.ok me and jhon have gone out before and he cheated on me and we broke up and three days later we started going back out because we couldnt stand being mad at each other.Well once again it didnt work out because we were not as close as we were the last time.well a couple of months went by and we still talked alot and flirted.then he got a girlfriend and the flirting stoped(and i understand that tottaly)but we still talked alot.i never stoped liking him.well him and his girlfriend broke up and the flirting started again.now we both confessed to each other who we liked(over text messaging,LOL)and i told him that i still liked him and he said he still liked me but he told me he als...

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my boyfriend needs help


Posted Friday December 29 2006, 11:00 pm

okay,i love my boyfriend to death and would do anything for him.but he drinks,dips,and smokes and i hate it.what i hate the most is that he tries to lie about it to me and it pisses me off. he wont do anything when im around him so im not worried about him pressuring me into doing it.but im worried about him getting caught,hurt,or in any kind of trouble.so my question is what can i say to make him stop?

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