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omg!


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 9:24 am

ok, i REALLY need a job! (mostly because i want to buy clothes ) im only 13,but i really want one. i cant babysit,im horrible with kids. (maybe i could if i had another person with me) but other than that,what else could i do? i'm turning 14 in 3 months, so what jobs do they have for 14 year olds also? thanks!!

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what should I do?


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 8:13 am

Basic. 16/f

There's this guy named Bill that works at the same place as I do. We became good friends so now we talk non stop at work, thankfully we both work for our parents so we can't get fired.Of course, I had a crush on him so I told him I liked him a while ago so he knows. Well more like my friend told him I liked him and I know I shouldn't have because he is really shy in that area. I mean we can talk non stop on the phone or in person but he's just like me. He gets shy in a way when in comes to something like that. So yes I thought wow Im screwed, another guy is scared off.

Because his answer was...

"I dont know, you are really fun person to talk to and ... besides i wouldnt tell you...

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learning to do a split


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 7:00 am

i want to learn how to do a split (the horizontal way) but i dont take gymnastics and i dont want to, i only play soccer. i dont really stretch a lot so i'm not flexible at all! i cant even touch my toes (haha)

so could you tell me how to do a split and how long it takes and if it hurts??? thank youu.

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best way


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 6:58 am

Whats the best way to study for midterms? Its french, by the way.

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my makeup..


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 6:57 am

I know this sounds really weird, but my makeup smells really bad! Its powder. Ive had it sine maybe November. But, it smells like eggs..whats wrong?!

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Computer,self punishment


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 5:08 am

I use the computer too much.If I use the computer for longer than five minutes I will have to make my family punish me.Only we can't think of a punishment.

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The "First Date"


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 2:35 am

Alright so im 16/f and there is this guy that i like and we are friends, but he's in college. Anyways hes coming home next weekend, and we are hanging out on friday night. My queestion is, what are some things that we can do. Not too expensive, and nothing like really romantic because I dont know if he likes me like that, and its the first time we've hung out by ourselves, with out other people



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alex


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 1:30 am

ok sooooo i asked out that girl alex and she said yes right away im sooo fucking happy but i still wonder did i do the right thing??? i mean sure a am very happy but is wat i did going to cause eney kind of problems oh i just dnt no if i did the right thing just something in my gutt.
help please!!

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Showing how much you care...


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 12:52 am

Heya!

first off, i'm 16/f.
Well, my best friend (23/m) is really sad as his girlfriend broke up with him (almost a year ago, he has trouble getting over things...but that's ok) and well I just wanna show him that I care for him heaps.
I wanted to write him an email but I wanna be a bit creative with it. Like, once he sent one to me using nothing more than quotes out of songs. I wanna do something like that, but obviously not that.
Has anyone got any thoughts on what I could do?

thanks heaps!

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Obsession with a band.


Posted Thursday January 18 2007, 12:04 am

About 3 years ago, I fell in love with a band named Queen (as my username states :P). And well...what can I say? It was love at first listen. I FELL IN LOVE with Queen. I started collecting all of their CD's, books, vinyls, shirts, etc. I've had a crazy obsession with them for the past 3 years. My whole ROOM is Queen...I know the group members, and seen the two that are still alive in concert. Queen is all I ever talk and think about...they're like my second group of parents. I don't know whether its sick or not...but I've noticed it's been getting on people's nerves. Teachers have made comments telling me to lay off Queen. SO many friends have been annnoyed by my CONSTANT talk of Queen (I've also lost many friends because of it). Thing is ...

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Am I overworking myself?


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:58 pm

I've been having this problem...and it's the fact that I strive to be a perfectionist...I don't WANT to be...But I feel like I have to be. I get straight A's, kiss up to teachers, ALWAYS do my work and turn things in. I never skip any assignments...but I've been wondering lately...is it bad to overwork yourself? I mean...I've already done so much. And I haven't been getting enough sleep either :(...I don't know what I'm doing wrong...I can't quit getting good grades...but I'm sick of my head being so messed up. I feel as if school is taking a part of me away...I have ABSOLUTELY NO time on my hands to do ANYTHING...I haven't been to the mall in AGES! ;_; :(...What should I do?

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wavey


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:44 pm

how do i make my hair wavy?


if i have straight hair [due to straightening] how do i "wavy" it??/

and if i have naturally curly hair how do i make it wavy?



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Can my mother ever trust me??


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:44 pm

Awright, 16/f. Three of my friends and I are starting a band (ska/punk, if it matters), and we've got some huge plans for this. It's a common dream. Music brought us all together and all that stuff. Well, the only problems is that all of these friends are boys who are 19 or older and my mom either doesn't like them or hasn't met them. They're good guys and I know I'm completely safe around them, but I know that my mom wouldn't approve of them because they're punks. It's gotten to the point where I had to lie to be able to hang out with them, telling mom that i had different plans.
How can we make this band work if my mom decides she doesn't want me hanging out with the guys? Or how to I make it so she can meet them and approve with...

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FONT


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:24 pm

i know the basic font codes
how to make it bigger,colour,center,left whatever.
the only thing I dont know how to do, is chagne the style of the font.
like making it cursive?
anyone know the code?

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Free online exercise videos?


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:22 pm

15/f

Is there anywhere to get online exercise/work out videos for free? I tried looking on Google, but I couldn't find a specific website with them. The type of exercise does not really matter, I'm just feeling lazy seeing its snowy and I'd rather not be outside running and such.

Thanks so much!

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Dinner and Fish


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:17 pm

Ok tonight my friend Betty was having dinner with her mom. Her mom made fish. The piece was a little too big for Betty. When she finished the rest of the meal Betty said to her mom; I cannot eat the rest. This piece of fish was too big; The mother said; it isnt too big but eat what you want; But Betty was a little upset that her mother did not think the piece of fish is too big. Betty said to her friends is my mom saying because she doesnt think the fish is too big she wants me to finish the piece of fish she gave me. Her friends told her no Betty your mother is not saying to eat all the fish - she even told you to eat what you want. MY QUESTION: Do you agree with Bettys friends

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Physically healthy, yes. Mentally healthy, no?


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:11 pm

15/f

Hi, I'm not trying to lose more than a pound or two, if anything. But I would like to study how many calories I'm taking in and how many I'm burning. I am considering getting a pedometre, scale and book to write down everything I eat. I realize it's probably good to see exactly what I'm eating and what not, but is it mentally healthy for a teenager to be so aware of their health? I am just over 5'8 and around 115 lbs, so I'm not having any issues.

Thanks!
PS: I have a lot of spare time and this interests me, haha.

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why takes so long?


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 11:01 pm

I txt msg to the guy I like (he knows I like him, and i'm not sure if he likes me) to go out last friday night. No respond, no call, nada. After 5 days, he sent me a txt msg said he was sick that night and didn't feel going out.

I guess it's good to know, but after all this time, he all the sudden thinks he SHOULD tell me he couldn't make it?!

WHY did he wait this long to explain to me he couldn't make it on friday???



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Diva Cup


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 10:55 pm

Hi, 13 F.

Does anyone here use menstrual cups or the Diva Cup? I'm having some problems inserting it. Like I don't fully understand the internet instructions... like the angles and where exactly you put it in.
I use tampons so I know about relaxing your muscles and stuff. Help is needed quick.
Thanks.

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eyeliner


Posted Wednesday January 17 2007, 10:53 pm

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is this eyeliner a good one? if not what is? but not a expensive on eplease

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