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Am i lesbian


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 4:00 am

My friend was staying with me for the weekend and we were talking about how much it hurt to have sex with a guy, then we were looking at all of the other possibilities. just talking about it made me horny. Then she announced the option of being a lesbian. We looked at eachother in the eyes and she grabbed me and started shoving her toungue in my mouth. i went along with it knowing it would be wierd if i didnt. She ripped off my shirt and pulled off my pants. i liked it. then i did the same with her and pulled off her bra and underwear with my teeth. she was on top of me and we were humping. It felt sooo good. I am very much of a christian and i know gayness is bad. I could never be a lesbian. How can i stop? I'm addicted to my feiend now, s...

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i made a bad mistake. what do i do?


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 3:25 am

I was feeling really horny and so i called up my boyfriend to come over.(my parents were out for the night and im an only child) he came over and we talked and watched a movie but i could barely control myself. we made out on the couch and then he felt me up. He asked if we wanted to have sex and i couldnt resist. we went into my bedroom and he put his thing in and it hurt really bad, but when he cummed it felt soo good. we had sex for about an hour. after we were done i gave him a blow job because he asked for one. i had sex the day after my period and five days ago i was supposed to have it but i didnt. im SO scared because im only 13. i threw up all day today and i never want to eat. im SOO scared. please please please help me. i need it...

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Maple - a math software


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 3:11 am

I need this math software called "Maple 10". Not the maple story. I need it for school but I can't get it unless I purchase it. Does anyone know of anywhere where I can download it for free?

Thanks in advance

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M&M ice cream cone


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 2:52 am

i have a lot of questions about the M&M ice cream that i just do not understand

1. how do they get the M&Ms all the way down into the midddle?

2. how do they inject the chocolate into the middle of the ice cream cone?

3. how do they get it into the perfect shape of a cone?

4. how come when you bite the bottom part off, the ice cream dosent melt through?

i tried google but it didnt work
thanx!!
love always
leona
and my bff Lorraine hoos w/ me now who also dosent understand this

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OMG! HELP ME NOW!


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 2:38 am

I was having sex last month and he promised he would use a condom. I was in the bathroom putting my new outfit on from Victoria Secret: sparkly, short skirt with a lacy see through corsette. He wanted me to make it sexy, so i did. So i went in the room and he said he had put the condom on so we had sex. He entered me and it felt weird. Then he cummed. It felt so good. But then he pulled it out after we were done, it lasted two hours by the way! But, there was no condom! He lied and never put a condom on! He said it feels better without one on.I was supposed ot get my period last week. I havent gotten it at all. My breats are tender and i havent had much of an appitite. PLEASE HELP ME! I'm 18/F

1)Does it feel better without a ...

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Know One?


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 2:31 am

I love the nun style. Does anyone know any sites for cheap nun gear?

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singing competition


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 2:29 am

I have a singing competition and I have no idea what to sing! Im a 13 year old girl.. and I dont really know how to explain my voice but ive been told its good.. lol bad description, and it sounds a little like mariah carey but i cant get all those super high notes she can. im consiedered to be an alto when i sing.. maybe a little higher or lower sometimes, too. uh dont know how else to describe it.. so any good songs you know that will really get me to be "sanging"? also i need the sheet music, my music teacher says. so if you know where i can get them, then be my guest and show me! lol thanks alot!!!!!!!!!!

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im in love with my best friend


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:56 am

20/m
I have known this girl for quite sometime now and we are best friends and we've been best friends for a while now. I really feel like I am truly in love with her. I would do any thing for her and any thing to be with her. She means more to me than anything in the world. I would die for her. I feel like shes the only one in the world who understands me and the only one who I am ment for. But the thing is that we are just friends. I've never done the slightest thing with her. I've liked her since I became friends with her. I don't know what to do. She's all I ever think about. And the worst part is I know for a fact that she doesn't want to be with me because she doesn't want to lose such a good friendship. Shes the only person on...

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singing shows for kids (like american idol)


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:50 am

any singing shows for kids that have come out recently, or will be coming out? I wanna audition and im 13. ive been told that i have a good voice, and im going in a singing competition too. so maybe if those thingies come out like on TV I could audition for that too. Thanks!

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Sweet 16!


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:41 am

My 16th birthday isnt until the end of August..but I really want to have one & start planning. I want to have a huge party (like on MTV) but the problem is - I dont know if I have that much money. I imagine those parties are like, 300,000 thousand dollars or MORE. I definitely dont have that. Any ideas for a good sweet 16? Themes? Ways to cut the cost down?

Also, how can my party stand out? Obviously, I want a band to come - like Copeland or Dashboard Confessional..but that really cant happen I dont think. I dont know, IS it possible?

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my hair is so FLAT


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:40 am

I use Herbal Essences Volumizing Shampoo and Conitioner and volumizing mousse and blow dry my hair but no matter what I do it always lacks texture and volume. HELP!!!

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hair acessories and


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:35 am

does anyone know of any mailorder catalogs where you can get fantasy style hair accesories or jewelry or both. that is expensive.

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fingering and such


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:34 am

15/m

ok so my girlfriend and and i are really really in love, and i know that sounds cheesy but its true.

we've never exactly "made out" . . . we kiss each otehr all the time but yea. . .

anyway, i don't want to sound sleazy or anything, but i've thought about possibly fingering her. . . i keep getting this vibe from her that she wants to go further.

anyway, i guess my question is, is it appropriate for people our age to do so? i mean i've read alot of people who are our age's questions about the topic. . .and i don't know. . .

thanks in advance

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friend--


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 1:03 am

me and my group of friends with a new girl this year..now shes a part of our group. its been about 5 months since we've been friends, and now she said that she used to cut herself and sometimes gets drunk. im not like that at all. i think thats really bad. i dont want to be peer preasured. i really like her.. whaddo i do?

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Which one?


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 12:57 am

I am so confused, there are 2 guys... and I don't know which one to pick. [15/f]

1st guy- I met him at church camp last year. He is so sweet. He told me I was perfect. He's said he loves me about a billion times. He has planned to ask me about a few times, but things get ruined. [He wants to ask me out in PERSON. It got ruined, because 1. the place we were supposed to go got rained out 2. he got grounded.] But, aside from how nice he is, he is also kind of bad. He's tried a cigarette, he drinks every now and then, and.. well.. he's pretty bad. But he is REALLY smart. Now, he has a girlfriend, but we still talk almost everyday. He still likes me, he's said it... Ah!

2nd guy- I went out with him for like, 3 days....

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mom fight


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 12:46 am

Well, as soon as I get home from my game, dad jumps on me because I changed the password to my computer so my sister wouldn't be able to get on because she was online for four hours at the library and she doesn't need to be on for more than an hour. Well, some background information, my sister ids depressed, and she cuts, and she's been like this for like three years and her medical expenses is what drove my family in the poor house basically. Any hoo, I get home and I hear it from my dad. and I tell my mom that I already got bitched out from my dad and I don't wanna hear it from me. Then I don't even know what happened....we started going at it because of my sister. Yada yada. And this fight went on for like over an hour. I said some horri...

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best friend have sex with my exboyfriend?


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 12:40 am

I know this is random. But I think my best friend had sex with my exboyfriend a couple months ago. I know its horrible to think she would do something like that and guess about something like that happening. but shes had sex with other guys ((*i think shes rather a sl*t)). and she always flirted with him during and after we went out. ever since me and him broke up she was acting wierd around him since then. i can see something between them and its wierd because they hate eachother now. do you think i should say something next time she mentions him or acts around him??? we dont hang out all together so if we all see eachother its akward. :( advice please?

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Employment Resume?? Help please


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 12:35 am

I need a job, I'm 14 and i havn't had much experience in a professional job setting. SO im looking to become a caddie. and this is on the golf website "Employment Opportunities, Send all employment inquiries to "email." what exactly should i write. I really want this job and i could really use some advice, thanks.

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sorry, no clue what category to put this under


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 12:34 am

i have a lot of hiar on my arms
i want to make it less noticable
is it bad to wax,shave, nair it?
should i just bleach it or forget about it?
any suggestions or comments,
thanks

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strange hair?


Posted Sunday January 28 2007, 12:32 am

i have a little bit of hair growing like, around my nipple area. is that really weird? i have hair on my stomach too. should i shave it off or leave it? is it really weird or do other people have it too?

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