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My fiance gets me to do 100% of the house work like a slave


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 6:35 pm

It's really rediculous sometimes I get so mad I just walk out the door. I did tht last night and she ended up being the one getting mad! Its crazy she treats me like a slave. I do 100% of all the dish washing and cleaning. I wash all the clothes and hang them up. All she does is cook for herself and her child and takes her to school. Now shes even getting me to do her kids homework with her! Dont get me wrong Idont have anything about doing work but the way she is getting me to do it I feel that she is only with me to use as her personal slave. When I dont do any of these things she gets really pissed off. I have tried to talk to her but she just ends up shouting at me. Its really rediculous. I do not plan to leave her because ofthis as its...

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How do you communicate your fetishes (things you like in bed) to your partner?


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 5:55 pm

20/f

I know that if someone is in a sexual relationship, they should be able to communicate about what they like. However, I've been thinking of something recently and I'm not sure how to initiate it. I watch porn pretty frequently and one day I came across a woman giving a rimjob to a man and at first I was grossed out but now I find myself searching for it and getting off at it. It turns me on so much. But I don't know if I could actually do it because I mean, that's someone's ass.. it could be really gross. But if my guy's clean, I know I would love it. How do I initiate this? I want to make sure he's clean before I do it but I also want to surprise him.. and would he probably like it?

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How do I put a password on my Samsung Galaxy phone?


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 5:41 pm

My little sis has been posting wierd questions on facebook other sites this one ect and usin my phone how do i put a password on my samsung galaxy europa so she cant do it aint had my phone very long so im not sure

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Having sex HURTS!


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 5:19 pm

20/f

I've never been able to reach orgasm during intercourse, but I still get really turned on and enjoy it. However, I started seeing a guy and we recently had sex for the first time. We've hooked up twice since and each time, it hurts really bad. He's definitely the largest guy I've ever been with but I don't want to get discouraged and assume that because of his size, it will always hurt this bad. We spend quite a bit of time on foreplay and I think that I get really wet, and I do everything I can think of to just relax... but my reflexes stop him everytime he pushes in too deep. We've also tried different positions and the only one that really works is with him on top because that way I can't stop him from pushing all the...

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Can I ever be open about THIS side of my personality?


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 4:30 pm

Hello! I am 14/f and I am rather interested in 18th and 19th century Europe. However, I am VERY interested in erotica from those times (like literature). When u hear the word erotica, all you really think of is probably smut, though, I don't read that, and I don't just read 18th century French erotica novels to get off by it. I see it as absolute art! I'd like to be more open about this type of subject, but I'm somewhat afraid of being ostracized. I'm guessing no one will understand I'm interested in such great art, and its really disappointing. So ... Do you believe it's okay for me to be awfully interested in such a subject? Thanks!

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Boyfriend looks at porn and I feel insecure about it.


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 3:49 pm

Iv been dating my boyfriend for over a year &i am head over heels in love with him. I know this is immature and annoying to get anxiety over but everytime he watches porn I get such anxiety and mad at him. I try to hide it as best as I can. I know he should be allowed to do whatever and I don't want to control him in ANYWAY or tell him what he can or can't do but it makes me feel so bad. He never calls me pretty or gives me compliments so I get nervous when he's looking at other beautiful girls. If I told him I know he'd be mad I'm trying to tell him what to do. I feel bad for feeling this way but I can't help it. What should I do? Any advice is appreciated! (: thanks!!!

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This girl i met, and i'll see again.


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 3:10 pm

So i saw this girl at a festival, and she was really cute. She is in another school, and i'll see her at a volleyball tournament, i know how to start a conversation but not how to continue, any advice how to continue a conversation, and what girls like to talk about? something that will make them interested in?

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How do you find websites that google won't show you? (google hides sites)


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 1:11 pm

Hi
How can you find websites that google hides? I tried using other search engines (like Duckduckgo) but that didn't help. (No I am not looking up anything bad, google just hides stuff.)

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My husband doesn't have many feelings and it hurts.


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 12:43 pm

I don't know how to fix my family. We have a 23 yr old son who has aspergers and my husband refuses to understand anything about him. We were joking around the other day and then we were going to go on a walk when my son sat down to put his shoes on the dog jumped in his lap. My husband went over and took the dog by the scruff and the dog yelped so when he tried to move the dog again my son put his arm up and was going to put the dog down himself but my husband wouldn't let him and kept swatting his arm down. My husband then shoved my son and he hit his head into the wall. My son left the house for the night and I said my husband needed to apologize but he says its my house I can do what I want and he isn't going to stop me. I see it as...

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Who is telling the truth?


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 2:59 am

In a love triangle, the other woman told me that the man told her I am good but she is better. I ask the man about it, he replied she is lying. Up to now he stated he is lying and left her.
Who is telling the truth?

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yes


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 1:48 am

also, someone said to use the "positives" of this experience and mentioned the following

-they said seeing the inside of a real jail would actually be a good experience for my daughter

-said my wife can use it as a learning experience for herself as well. Also, they said her being in jail will give her more credibility when talking about the consequences of bad choices. Well that is an interesting way of seeing it

what do you think of these

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I have a crush on a guy who's dating my best friend.


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 1:30 am

Ugh! I-I I think I love him. He asked out my best friend a few days ago and they don't even act serious. They run around chasing eachother like little kids. I told him what I felt about him and he gave me a weird look. I am now embarrased and heartbroken. What should I do?

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I want a boyfriend, but I don't think anyone likes me.


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 1:15 am

I am a 14 year old girl who desperately wants someone to love. Yes, I know that this age, kids aren't really serious about it. I have been bullied in the past since 5th grade. I wasn't exactly the sweetheart either, but I have changed. I'm known as the weird girl. I have only one friend that sometimes, I'm not sure I can trust. I have achnea badly sometimes and I refuse to wear make-up. I believe that it doesn't really do anything anyway. Could someone please give me some advice?

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Light red blood after masturbation


Posted Monday May 6 2013, 12:56 am

Hello, I am a 14 year old girl and I masturbate. As imbarrased as I may be, this could be serious. Last night I was masturbating with 2 fingers. I played around a bit and when I pulled them out, I notices a little blood. I then took a wet wipe and put it in to see how much blood there was. Not much, but enough to make me worry. It was a light red color and yes, I am still a virgin. I am worried that I hurt something because I was a bit rough. Please help I'm scared!

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How long did it take you to learn to touch type?


Posted Sunday May 5 2013, 11:59 pm

How long did it take you to learn to touch type?

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I don't want to lose my dad


Posted Sunday May 5 2013, 11:06 pm

My dad is one of the greatest people I know. We have had our times. I used to call him "the little ball of fire" because he's a small man but when he's angry... He's the scary kind of angry. He doesn't hit anyone but he does know how to raise his voice and people are afraid of him whenever he does. Yeah, he has anger problems but he's also someone very kind.

I remember he used to spoil me and my sister when we were younger. We would wake up every morning and see a bag of Snicker Balls, Hershey's, or some sort of candy on our desk. He did our laundry, he cooked, he would clean whenever our mom was out of the country. He took care of us. If there was something wrong with my car, he would try to fix it himself and watc...

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How do I get emoticons on the iPhone 5?


Posted Sunday May 5 2013, 11:04 pm

I can't figure out how to turn on emoticons on my iPhone 5. Does anoyne here know? THANK YOU!

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Competition with friends?


Posted Sunday May 5 2013, 10:44 pm

So basically, me and this friend of mine are extremely alike. We mirror each other down to our very actions (even things such as morals and humor and art.) We even get confused of being twins or sisters a lot of the time.

She's a great friend, but she's also my boyfriends ex girlfriend(from years ago.)
Granted, they only dated for about a month, and it was awhile ago- However I feel like if they were ever to meet they would connect again.

My feelings only felt more validated when I had a dream the other night. The dream went that she was just better than me in every way shape and form - Doing everything I've done but better- and my boyfriend was head over heels for her.

I don't know whe...

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Anonymous crush page


Posted Sunday May 5 2013, 10:37 pm

18/f, freshman in college. I asked this question before but I don't think I was very clear on some things. So, there is this anonymous page for my college on facebook, where you can go on and post who you think is cute, who you'd date, who you would like to get to know better.. that kinda thing. I posted one for this kid in my english class that I think is cute. All of his friends commented on it trying to guess who posted it for him. He commented "Okay, whose the son of a bitch? haha." I think that he thinks one of his guy friends posted it as a joke. Well, he deleted that comment than he posted, "come forward, person who wrote this." As I read that, I was thinking that I want to tell him it was me. But, I want to messa...

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how dose it feel to have sex


Posted Sunday May 5 2013, 7:31 pm

how dose it feel to have sex for the first time.

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