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----->i want money<----


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 7:52 pm

okay i'm 17/f. i can't get a job till december, but what can i do to get some money? what are like any genius ideas, like the craziest ideas to make money? lol, any help appreciated. i know you can think of some, i even thought of alot, it's just i don't think i'm able to do any of them, haha.

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Does any one know how


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 7:45 pm

How does on calculate the right dosage for herbs.

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is this a good way to tell him i like him..


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 7:39 pm

15/f
I really like this guy i sit next to in one of my classes. i talk to him all the time during class and we have a good time. I want to let him know how i feel about him cuz i really do like him alot. I had an idea..1. i tell the other guy i sit next too to "causually" tell him that i like him when i leave class early ( i leave 5 minutes early everyday). is that a good idea or know? im way to shy to tell him myself. i hate making the first move. Another question is he asked me if im going out with this guy brian because he saw us walking together. but the fact that he asked me tht...does it mean anything? HELP!!

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new ipod nano


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 7:32 pm

what are your thoughts on the new ipod nano 4g? i can't decide whether i want to buy it or not. and if i did, i can't choose what color i like either haha. so if anyone has seen it in person? which colors look the nicest? and how are the new features? i'm also worried about the "shake and shuffle" feature, like say you're running with your ipod or something and you don't want it shuffling, what are the chances of it shuffling songs when you aren't purposely doing it?

thanksssss

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What is a good alternative


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 7:22 pm

I was using mothballs in my closets and drawers but my mom got very sick and I think my dizziness was also caused by moth balls. What is a good alternative with no smell where one would not detect anything is in the drawers or closets but would effectively keep the insects away

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15 and i want to do something sexual


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 6:59 pm

Iam 15 female &een dating my boyfriend for a year and i think it's about time for us to be sexual but i don't want to have actual sex and i want to know of somethings that we can do to each other without having sctual intercourse.

please don't try to talk me out of it.

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betrayed a best friend?


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 6:57 pm

So my best friend hooked up with this guy over half a year ago.. lets call him Sam. They never actually went out and the hookup was a one or two time thing.
And shes had like 2 major boyfriends since then.
So when "Sam" asked me to hang out i wouldn't have thought it would be a big deal. Sam had his cell taken up so he called me from his house phone and told me where to meet him and then he left. As i was walking to go meet him i called my best friend just to check things wouldnt be weird.
She got extremely defensive and it was obvious that she was not okay with me meeting up with him. I told her i wasn't going to hang out with him since she sounded weird about it..
So I was going to meet up with him wh...

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Advice on how to do a blow job


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 6:56 pm

I'm a 23 yr old female, who recently got married. Before this, I was a virgin... My husband recently asked me if I would ever feel comfortable going down on him. I want to please him sexualy, but the thing is I have no idea exactly how to perform a blow job. I have a lot of questions, like which areas should I concentrate on, what I do with my mout (is licking or sucking involved, or is it just going up and down the shaft with my mouth?) Also, I know some people like to vary it by using there hands... If doing that, what are some techniques? Any help would be highly appriciated!

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my granny is getting on my nerves


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 6:03 pm

my granny is 90 years old and she can't really take care of herself so she's living with my aunt right now and whenever my aunt has to go somewhere i look after my granny so she isn't by herself and i wait on her hand and foot. I fix her coffee, give her meds,and fix her supper and she never appreciates any of it and it's really starting to bug me i mean i don't mind looking after my granny for my aunt but granny could at least say thankyou for everything i do for her and i want to tell her off somithing terrible but i hold in my anger and don't say anything about it but i don't know how much longer i can keep my mouth shout what should i do when i want to release my anger out on my granny please help!

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vagina


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 5:42 pm

this is gross but my vagina smells sooo bad. like it just happened, it usually never smells but it has been and idk why, im not sexually active or anything...does anyone know why and what i can do to stop the odor? thankssss

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Why do they all like me so much?


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 5:19 pm

Ok so I'm a 14 year old girl in 8th grade... ok anyways, I don't really consider myself popular, I'm actually pretty quiet, and I don't think I'm beautiful or hot or whatever, just pretty. But the thing that's always confused me is guys love being around me. Like, they love teasing me and making me laugh and just being around me in general, and not weird ones, either, like, really cute popular guys. I don't really know WHY though. I love hanging out with boys, I get along with them better than I do with girls. So, could it be because I have a really good, boyish-sense of humor and I laugh really easily? Do boys like making girls laugh? Anyone wanna help me out here?

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blackberry curve


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:56 pm

i just got the blackberry curve last weekend and its already broken.... like sometimes it wont turn on and when it does it takes like 30 seconds just to open up the menu or to do anything and a lot of times when i press a button or move the scrolling thing nothing happens... and a sand time thing keeps coming up in the middle of the screen saying that its loading but it does that when im not even loading or pressing anything.... has this happened to anyone else's blackberry curve?? or whats wrong with it??

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Songs about Change.


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:41 pm

Okay, for my english class we had to read "The Martian Chronicles" over the summer. As a project in relation to this book, we are making a sort of TV show/Radio show, about a certain part of the book.

My group's part is about the following:
+ People from Earth began heading to Mars to build towns.
+ Trees and plants were planted in order to produce oxygen.
+ Changing the names of the Martian towns/mountains/oceans.

I was thinking anything that has to do with destructive change.

If anyone has an idea for a song that has to do with any of these, it would be greatly appreciated.

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Can someone explain to me


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:39 pm

what's so great about Joe Biden?

I don't find him at all fascinating or interesting like I and the media do about Palin.
Not that i like her, because i don't.

Me and my ma think Obama could've done better (Clinton for example)
But then again, i don't know. I'm not much for politics.

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How do I know if I'm gay?


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:21 pm

I am 17 and my boyfriend is 20. We've been together on off for almost four years and have had a sexual relationship for pratically all of that time.

We're really great together but we aren't compatable sexually AT ALL. We have great chemistry and the lead up to sex is fantastic but the act itself is awful.

For the last year I've been questioning my sexuality. I've thought I'm bisexual for a few years, although I haven't discussed this with my boyfriend - it doesn't really come up does it. Lately though, i've becoming way more... that way inclined.

So basically, I'm unsure about my sexuality, and I don't see how I'm supposed to figure it out because I can't experiment without breaking up with my...

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sooooooo indecisive =[


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:16 pm

mkay. sooo I'm a senior. and the next step is college. I'm interested in so many diff. category's that it sucks. its kinda like, when i find something that i want to do, i end up finding something wrong with it. I'm interested in things from medical to culinary to business to film making! my problem is that i don't want to end up majoring in something i think i like, but in the long run end up hating it. I'm not sure what i should do. I'm not even sure what college to go to. i know this is really bad and time is running out, but I'm so indecisive that its making me crazy. how do i figure out whats best for me??

thanks in advance,
Jill =/

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at&t phones


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:11 pm

i want to get a new cell phone and i wanted to buy it off ebay and i was wondering if i could just buy it off ebay and put the smartchip into the new phone and not have to go and talk to at&t? can i do that?

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starvation mode


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 4:00 pm

So I read somewhere that if a teenager doesn't consume about 1800 calories a day, (or in the high thousands) then their body will go into starvation mode.

I eat less than that, probably around 1000ish, 1200 at most if I'm not eating at a restaurant. Not because I'm dieting (although I want to lose weight, but I'm doing that through exercise), but simply because I eat till I'm full.

Would that mean that my body is in starvation mode? I can't really force myself to eat more.

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should i stay or should i go?


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 1:21 pm

This might be kinda long..

I have been with my boyfriend for about a year and ahalf now. hes 28. im having a really diffuclt problem trying to deal with how many people has has slept with. (i was never really attracted to anybody untill him.. so i just dont understand). i realize now i kinda messed up by sleeping with him even though it was my idea and i figured me understandign and working everything out would take time. I really do want to work things out but there are a few problems. one. he does not live in my state, he is just away right now and hes planning to move back permenently, mainly for me and for better jobs. two. all the people he has had sex with, i feel like i have to share him with them. he seems to find any...

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Should i ignore it?


Posted Friday September 12 2008, 1:10 pm

Okay there is this guy who im reallly like talking to but the thing is one of my friend like him as well bu the thing is that Im the he calls after the football games, and after school, he walks me to class and hang out before periods. well i put his number on my cheek at a football game and well the other gurl that likes him is one of the trainers and im a cheerleader but the thing is that she saw me with his number in my cheeck and she didnt like it. well my point is we have different lunches so when i go to my 4th period class he walks her to the same class i have with her. well it reallly bugs me even through he talks to me more. should i worry about it. should i do anything about it?

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