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how to get a butt.


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 8:52 pm

Okay, so I'm tired of having big boobs and no butt.
lol so is there a way that i could like make myself have more of a butt with a certain exercise?

im 16. by the way.
please help =]

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New boyfriend...


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 8:44 pm

Ok, I had a school dance on Friday night. Now, in all the school dances i've been too, I always end up with a boyfriend by the end of the night. I know it's not exactly a good thing that that happens, but it happened again on Friday. The thing is, I've known who this guy was for a long time, but I'd never really begun talking to him until Friday. He's pretty cool, but my ex, who is now dating my best friend, is the one who hooked us up. We were just kind of hanging out when my ex came up with this big plan to hook us up because he thought we liked each other. Now, my ex really likes to play match maker, but he only gets people together because he keeps bugging them about it and eventually it gets so annoying they give in. Well, my ex SAYS t...

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pbwiki


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 8:38 pm

i have to make a page for my biology project on a pbwiki. i want to add pictures, but when i copy the picture and try to paste it EITHER using ctrl + v OR the "paste" button, a box comes up that says:

Your browser's security settings prevent direct pasting with this editor button. Please close this window, move your cursor into the desired location, and use Ctrl+V on your keyboard to paste content from your clipboard.

i tried turning off my pop-up blocker, adblock, etc. but nothing is helping, and i can't add pics to my page. how can i fix this?

in addition, it doesn't work when i copy the HMTL code from a site like photobucket either.

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its time to say goodbye?


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 8:17 pm

okay so me and my so called best friends arent getting along to well. we fight alot over boys and other things. okay so i decided to have a get together u could say of them all and well we went to six flags. and my so called best best friends crush was there and he wanted to see ME and her so we meet up with him and he huged me first and i got cold so he was worming me up by holding my hands then he satrted holding my best friends hands so i droped his. and then she made me sit on all the rides by my self so she could sit with him. that pissed me off so then he droped her hand and picked me up and was holding me. well my crush was there too, but when i saw him he was hooking up with some random girl! witch pisses me off but yea. so me and ...

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I think i may be pregnant?


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:59 pm

To make this simple I think I am pregnant again, im going to write my symptoms that i have been having and maybe someone cal help me.

- Headaches (3 weeks now)
- Diera
- I feel like i am going to throw up but i don't
- Noticing children more at work
- Tired more often
- my stumoch feels like its tighting some like it will hurt

I am supose to get my period on the 28th so im going to take a pregnancy test on the 29th. Do you think it's possible?

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fingering myself.


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:56 pm

here's the deal: i want to finger myself. i usually us the shower head on full blast, and sometimes i take the razor part off of my dad's razor and us the little spinny thing to make myself get wet. but i need to learn how just using my finger, because there are those times that i really want to feel good, but my parents are in their room, or they would know somethin' was up if i kept gettin in the shower.

i know these are ya'lls favorite questions, if ya got any other ways besides showerheads and/or razors, also feel free to tell me. I WANNA FEEL GREAT!

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ex girlfriend


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:53 pm

my boyfriend broke up with his ex five months ago and they dated for 2 years. one night he admitted to me that he misses her somethimes.well im worried that im the rebound chick he says that he cares about me and wouldnt hurt me well im not sure i can fully believe that.me and him has only been together for a month.im not sure what to do.

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single!


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:49 pm

im 13 ive been single 4 about 3 weeks, and its been ok i guess should i go after someone or not?

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Birthday ideas?


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:34 pm

I'm turning 18 in like 3 weeks.
still debating on whether or not i should even have a party. but if i did, any ideas?
it would be on a budget, and no house parties. lol
probably something small, like 10 people? or just like 3-4 people. but no in between, you know?

kay thanks in advance. ill rate :]

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So single


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:19 pm

Theres a boy I think I like, who is a bit interested in me. I just don't know how to get him to definetly like me. We've "known" eachother since elementry school and now we're sophmores in high school, but we were never actually friends. I see him everyday and we don't really talk and I'm sorta bad at conversation with people I don't know well enough. I've been single practically all my life and it doesn't make much sence- everybody tells me its because im a beautiful young confident black female that causes the problme. For a teenager, its pretty hard to find girls like me apperantly, because I'm not ghetto, I'm smart- almost nerdy smart, I was homecoming princess, I'm captain of the jv cheerleading at my school and I know alot o...

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Bumps and marks.


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:11 pm

How can I get rid of strech marks and razor bumps? I have strech marks on my stomach and razor bumps you know where. I'm 14F,so telling the parents about why bikini bottoms aren't so ideal anymore would be embarrasing.

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whitening teeth


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 7:07 pm

i have those clear braces and i was wondering if theres anything you can do to whiten your teeth still. i brush using whitening toothpaste but i just want sparkling white teeth really bad so does anyone know any whitening products or techniques for clear braces?

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Feels like nothing.


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 6:54 pm

sex doesnt feel good. it doesnt feel like anything actually. it doesnt hurt either. more like rubbing i guess. except when im on top. when im on top, i actually get an orgasm. why is that?

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masturbation


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 6:37 pm

( female/17/ has BF)
Hi well me and my Bf have gotten pritty far, their is gust one thing when were doing it he is the only one who gets off, i can't. Could it be that from masturbating too much that my endurance is too great and also he comes really fast not even 20 minutes is their anything to help him last longer? we've allready tryed squeezing right befor he comes then its like a gun.

If you got any advice of internet signts that could help please post them.

Also he want to try anal but i dont, out of curiosity is it good or is it not good for me?

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moving into a bachelor pad


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 6:34 pm

im moving in to my boyfriend's apartment and its deffinately a bachelor pad. his parents own the building so we can do whatever we want to it but let me describe the current condition. white walls, old furniture, stained industrial carpet. the bathroom has a hole in the wall from when he punched it after getting mad at his ex. it has a bedroom but its tiny. his bed is actually two twin beds pushed together and with the beds and the dresser in the room we have about 2 feet on one side to get into bed. he used to sleep on the couch because his brother lived with him too but now he just moved out.

basically, the place needs help and i dont know where to start. he trusts my decorating ideas because he knows i wouldn't paint the w...

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HALLOWEEN COSTUME


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 6:03 pm

Okay so 17/f
I want to be like a sexy vampire
But i'm afraid all the good costumes that will actually fit me..i'm small..are all sold out at stores! I'm going to look tomorrow but if i can't find a good vampire costume..what kind of like outfit can i buy thats not at a halloween store? I know i can buy like a slip but i don't want it to be noticable that its not a real halloween costume. I'd buy like a vampire cape to go over it and like high socks and vampire teeth..thats the easy part.
if you have ANY ideas pleeaase let me know!!!!

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Most confusing guy ever, no lie.


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 5:03 pm

Sorry this is long, but i really need help.

So i dated a guy for about a week. then we broke up. well i really like him. and i was very upset when we broke up. well one night we were with some friends. and he was holding me in his arms something i missed very much. and i thought maybe he misses me and wants me back. at that time we started making out. and then the next day he didnt really say much to me. ands i was like wtf okay whatever. the next weekend we kissed again and really made out this time. and he held me as tight as he possibly could. and it felt like he didnt want to let go. and i was sure he wanted me back. well i sent him a message and said hey what was all that about. he replyed back and said he wasnt sure. an...

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plan b


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 4:56 pm

so i my boyfriend came in me on tuesday and wednesday i took plan b.. my period isnt due untill nov 1.. well he came in me again last night.. i dont need to take it again right? since it prevents the egg from attaching and only one egg is realesed so does that mean im fine and i dont need to take it again or what should i do ( oh and he came in me because the condoms broke both times not because he wanted to, just so you know and im 16)

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my boyfreind


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 4:56 pm

my boyfriend of almost two years cheated on me. he madeout with a girl when he was drunk and i forgave him.

a few monthes later he didnt call me one night and then he called the next night saying his phone charger was messed up and he was sick and fell asleep at six. that weekend i figured out he lied to me and was really drinking with 2 gay guys and two girls. i dont have a problem with gay people but this guy always flirts with my boyfriend.


should i give him another chance.?

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confused relationship


Posted Sunday October 26 2008, 4:55 pm

ok well i got a new boy frined we talked for like 2 weeks and i blame my self for not getting to know him completely but i didnt think things would change like they have when we were talking he was the sweetest guy to me he made me realy happy and special he asked me to be his girlfriend and i said yes we have been together 3 weeks and well im not as happy any more he doesnt do any thing now it seems like he doesnt care he wont call or text unless i do it first he doesnt treat me like his girl friend i dont know what to do i want him to care about me show it and mean it like he said he would i have talked to him about this and he said i am to sensitve and i get mad to easly but im not even mad im just confused and kinda sad on why things ha...

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