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Confused


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 4:32 pm

So my girlfriend and i have been dating for almost a year know and before now she had hung out with me a ton like almost everyday possible. I'm not saying thats all we did, we definately had some free time and hung out with our bros or girls. but just now she didn't hang out with me this whole week and like was like i'm just out don't worry. Then she called me and told me that she was hanging with these dudes who have been like wanting to hookup with her for like ever.. and i was like its whatever and she was like "well i mean i didn't want you to get upset cause i know you know that they think i'm really hott and stuff.. it was just so much fun like i felt so special cause they like just talked about how attractive i was and how they ...

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horoscopes


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 4:09 pm

horoscopes! what are they about. are they even real? because sometimes they seem like they are right and sometimes they dont! and who makes them? thanks

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LG Vu Plus GR700 User Manual Download Link


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 4:06 pm

I just got an LG Vu plus for my birthday. I noticed at the top of the screen you can see that there's two circular lights. I don't know what they're for because I haven't seen them light up. My phone came with a tutorial CD not an intrustional pamphlet, and the CD won't work on my computer. So I was wandering if anyone knew what they were for..?

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how long to lose 50 pounds


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 3:30 pm

Ok I weigh 250 pounds 5'11 and im joining the Marine Corps. They gave me a diet and work out plan and ill be joining after about six months, but if can lose 50 pounds, more or less, in 3 months i could join earlier. My question is with proper diet and exercise is it possible to lose that much weight in 3 months?

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Elegant 18/ Sweet 18 Candle dedications?


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 11:40 am

i never had a sweet 16, but i am planning to have a sweet 18 for my legal birthday. But im curious. I dont really want to make 18 people write a speech for me. Id rather write speeches for 18 people that mean the most to me... like a sweet 16 candle ceremony. Can i do that? Or do i have to choose 18 people to say something about me?

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my morals are higher then most why doesnt he see it???


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 11:18 am

The topic says it all really! husband has a lady friend that works with him and she is married and in her 50's. Not bad looking for 50 but the fact is she IS MARRIED! We ran into her last night when we took our kids to superkicks she was there with her kid. This woman was all over a guy that was NOT her husband alot of flirting he was playing with her hair giggleing with eachother. If that were my man i wouldnt apprecitate this behavor from her. I told my husband I have lost alot of respect for her she is a disgrace to the married name. I took my vowels seriously and how do I know she is not like that with my man, well his responce you have to trust "ME". okay I do but I dont trust HER. How can she do that knowing she has a man at...

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Sexual activities?


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 10:54 am

Okay so I'm 19 male and my girlfriend doesn't want to be penetrated. I'm okay with it. But she still likes doing sexual things with each other. We have been together for a year and didn't start fooling around till 6 months ago. Basically, we are getting bored with the things we do and i don't want to hurt her by suggesting straight up sex. I want her to keep her "virginity" but we just don't know what to do. I know this is an awkward question and i feel really awkward asking it but i could really use the advice and i think i derserve this since seeing how all the advice i've given. Thanks in advance guys(gals)

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Increasing Running Stamina


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 9:18 am

how to increase running stamina

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Jail time for threats?


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 4:22 am

I did something really stupid. I was talking to my ex online, and he was trying to make me mad, and it worked. So I said "you're a dead man". He said he was going to the police. I told him I didn't mean it, and he knows I didn't. I was just mad. Can I still get in trouble for it if I told him I didn't mean it, and does anyone have an idea of how much jail time I can get if he does turn it in?

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cheating?


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 1:22 am

I found out my husband signed up for "citysex.com and amateurmatch.com". We have been getting along beautifully (physically and emotionally). When I confronted him, he said it was a mistake and he was just playing around. My issue is why would he even consider signing up for one of these websites?..and had i not caught him would he have pursued?

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Should I believe my husband?


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 1:00 am

My husband forgot to log off his gmail account. I found out that he signed up for "citysex.com" and amateurmatch.com". When I confronted him, he told me it was a stupid mistake and he was just playing around. I'm so confused, because our relationship has been so harmonious (physically & emotionally" and can't understand why he would sign up for something like that. Please help

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I don't know where to turn


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 12:58 am

I'm a senior in high school now, male, I used to be grounded since about 7th grade because of C grades, last year I had a sudden realization that with me being grounded all the time I'm missing out on so much in high school and life in general. So when I got ungrounded last year half way through I said I was sick of being grounded all the time, so when the next quarter started a teacher put in the wrong grade so right off the bat I was failing already a class, when my mom looked up my grades she flipped out big time, she kept telling me to give her my phone because for some reason she assumed I was "hiding something from her" so I threatened to kill myself so I wouldn't have to deal with being grounded again, she then said I dare ...

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cute/unique ideas anyonee??


Posted Thursday September 30 2010, 12:02 am

Well I'm planning on asking my boyfriend to the Sadies dance but I don't know how. I have a couple of ideas but not sure on what to do! Pleasee help me! I'm a female & 16.

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Please edit my essay ASAP!


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 11:55 pm

Please list any suggestions, comments on my format, and whether I used the 1st person, 2nd, 3rd, etc correctly, whether I should have split the paragraphs into more paragraphs. If so, at which line), any mistakes I should fix, should I not have ME capitalized, and are my information/sentences properly grouped together, or is my thought process scrambled everywhere? Certain information was blocked for privacy issues.

I know that it might have the word "you", etc, but this isn't for English class and it didn't specify how they wanted the essay to be so I thought I'd have it like this instead of the complex grade 12 english essays that I usually come up with.

Why Volunteering is Important to Me
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Getting out of the friend zone


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 11:39 pm

Me- 19/f
Him- 21/f

How do I get a guy to stop seeing me as a friend? If it helps, I've known him a few weeks and we've hung out once, but he constantly makes it clear that we're just friends. I don't think the problem is me, as he's mentioned multiple times that he thinks I'm hot/pretty, would make a great girlfriend, etc. Is there anything I can do?

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is he interested? or am i just another groupie?


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 11:34 pm

ok. so last week i went and attended a gig in a club, in which a small local band was playing. i had been talking to the lead singer since the week before the gig and he told me to make sure i came up and said hello. but once i got there, and he was on stage and we were looking at each other i realised just how nice and gorgeous he is. i kept saying to my friend "hes so out of my league.." anyways i went up and danced, he came down off stage and high fived me ahaha not even high fiving my friend next to me who had her hand up. anyways we went to the bar and we were standing there looking and smiling, but i started blushing so i turned around. nerves get the better of me i guess. Then my friends came over and i went outside. i told...

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Why is this boy not liking me?


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 10:28 pm

So i like this guy and we have talk and hug.But all of a sudden he just stop talking to me. did i do something wrong or do i need to fix my appearance?

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why do i feel guilty?


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 10:27 pm

soo me and my boyfriend have sex all the time. but sometimes i just get this guilt feeling afterwards like im doing something bad. and likee sometimes its not even during sex. like we'll just be doing sexual things and ill make him stop because i start feeling guilty. its nothing like my religion and it has nothing to do with him. i love him with all my heart. but i just dont understand why. any ideas?

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how can i help my girlfriend??


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 10:10 pm

okay im not sure how this site really works but i need advice... im a seventeen year old guy and my girlfriend is sixteen. shes super into cheerleading, shes done it basically her whole life and is on the varisty squad and this super intense competetitve squad. well they had a competiton last week and i guess it was a pretty huge deal and her stunt group (shes the girl in the air) messed up or something and she broke her leg... yeah so they didnt place too hot. i took her home from the hospital later but she was sobbing the entire time and i didnt know what to say or do and i tried to compare it to losing a big game in football anddd breaking my leg all in one day but even then i still didnt know what to say so i just took her to get ice cr...

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this girl is mocching off me for rides to school


Posted Wednesday September 29 2010, 9:25 pm

19/f so i have a friend. well she' isn't really my friend. i give her rides to school like every few weeks. she lives nearby me and we go to school at the same times mon-thurs. but i notice she never calls/texts me to hangout but only when she needs a ride. she's 21 and has a car. first she didn't have a license then today she told me her car got totaled and she wouldn't tell me why or how. so yeah i asked her if she wanted to hangout on friday and she said ok and i said text me. well anyways i gave her a ride yesterday and im giving her a ride to school on thursday. at the beginning of the school year she asked me to give her a ride every week but i said i couldn't every week but maybe every once in a while. well one time she asked if i co...

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