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I am afraid for my boyfriend's safety!
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 4:47 pm
Okay so me and my boyfriend (we'll call him matt) were hanging and his bestfriend, we'll call him pete, comes over with like eighty rolls of toilet paper to tp this kid we all three hate, we'll call him brett. He's just an ass and drew like dicks all over petes and matts cars last week so he wanted to get him back and asked matt to help him. So we go over to the bretts house and were tping and what not and brett comes running out of the hosue and grabs me. I obviously try to get away but hes much much bigger than me and pulls me into his house (his parents were out of town) and locks the door. He puts me in the coat closet and puts a cabinet infront of the door. He calls Matt and tells him to clean it all up or he won't let me go. He goes o...
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Tips for giving a lap dance
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 4:10 pm
I know this will sound crazy but what are good tips for giving a lap dance
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I love my friends but how much help can I give, an How!
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 3:11 pm
I have a friend we've been friends for ages. He's got a baby on the way, but the babies Momma is in Jail. He's so afraid that he won't be able to get custody over his son, if his babies Momma is still in jail, when his son is born. Which should be in a couple of Months.
What can I do? He lives with me, and he doesn't have a job, but he's looking for one. He wants to do all he can possibly do to get custody of his kid, because he doesn't want the babies Momma's family to get custody because he's afraid he'll never see his kid. Her family hates him, and he doesn't like them, because they hate him.
The Babies Momma's grandma is who put her in jail, because she felt Babies Momma wasn't taking care of her present child properly. S...
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Posted Monday October 18 2010, 1:30 pm
How do you make cleaning fun?
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What is wrong with him?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 11:54 am
16/f
There is this boy in my class who constantly annoys me to no extent.I don't even know the reason he constantly mocks me,like says I'm hot and stuff but in this mock tone.He also insults me on a daily basis.I never did anything to him,I didn't even pay attention to him,didn't know he was there until he started saying those things to me.He does it every single day.Believe me,when I come into the classroom and see him,my day is already ruined.I've really grown to despise him because he just won't let me live.We are completely different,he's one of those jerks who always get into trouble and he's brainless as well,whereas I am a sophisticated,polite girl and I take my education seriously,I'm very smart and on top of the class.I don'...
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Is he going to realise? Or is he just a waste of time?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 11:18 am
My boyfriend broke up with me over a month ago. I brought up the break up, and he did it. Any way it was only until after we broke up that I realised how much I loved him. We discussed getting back together but he didn't really make an effort, so I told him to make a decision and he couldn't. He says he still loves me he just doesnt know what he wants right now. I told him I no longer want to be friends with him. And that we wouldn't be speaking again. He was a bit angry with me for this. I told him i'd met a few guys (which I had, nothing serious. I'm SINGLE) and he said it hurt him.
Literally 3 days after I told him I didn't want anything to do with him he starts flirting with this girl in a club and kissing her. My friends...
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I am being Stalked by a creepy married person! How do I handle this?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 9:52 am
I had to cut off communication with someone I had known for a long time,as she was married,and at the same time really out of control sexually,(swinging,involved in prostitution,leading me on,etc),and incapapble of honest communication with me.Honestly,though I had known her for many years,this last year I was getting intense anxiety attacks around her.Now,she is spamming me constantly,(I see her IP address),and coming around all the places I go to ,with her husband,places she normally would not go to,as she lives 24 miles away.I gave up trying to communicate with her months ago,as I never got an honest answer.We used to talk daily,and I stopped because she admitted that she was just leading me on,would not explain why she let her f...
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Not enough hours of the day
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 7:36 am
19/m.
I'm currently taking a year out. After this year, I'll be going to university. Right now, my plan for this year is to re-sit some exams to boost my grades. I also have a full time Job. I work 8hours a day, from 3pm-11pm. These hours are soon going to change to 8am-4pm.
I find it really hard balancing work, with studying, plus I have to work on my university application, and I want to do some voluntree work. However, when the weekend comes around, I find myself lounging around, tired from the previous week of work. I can't qut my job, because I need to save money for university. Can somebody please tbs me advice on how to manage my time so I don't totally screw up my studies (which is my priority?!)
I don'...
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Would you rather see?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 6:03 am
A girl get "slimed" (covered in nickelodeon green slime) wearing like super casual clothes like a t-shirt and shorts or wearing something like a cute dress and heels with makeup/hair done? I'm participating in a charity event and I have seen people online get slimed and sometimes they're like dressed up for it and it looks funnier so I was thinking if I should do that. Would you pay more to see that?
I guess it sounds weird to dress up to get slimed but I've seen other people doing it, and it sounds like it could be funny. So... should I get slimed wearing like a casual shirt/shorts or something like a dress, heels, makeup/hair done nicely, maybe a bit of jewelry?
Thanks :)
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Best way to give parents news that you know will hurt them.
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 3:43 am
I am 22 years old and live an hour from my parents in Bowling Green Kentucky and attending college. However, I have made the decision to move to Miami in about 4 or 5 months to be with my boyfriend. Although, he is not the only reason...I am pretty miserable here in Bowling Green, need a break from school, and would love to have new surroundings. The problem is, I know that my parents are going to be furious, disappointed, hurt, and probably hateful. I love my parents and have always worked hard for their approval so I am absolutely dreading telling them the news....so much so that I lose sleep over it. I keep telling myself that I'm an adult, I support myself financially, and that my happiness is what is most important. But they won'...
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Strange Rash After First Time
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 1:25 am
I had sex for the first time this past Friday. The next day I noticed my inner thighs were bumpy. I tried to ease my mind by telling myself it is just razor burn but now I'm not so sure. I did shave my legs Friday but not that far up so that pretty much rules out razor burn. Now, since I was a virgin, I bled A LOT. And the spots where the rash is developing is where I had blood all over me, could it be from that? Maybe I'm allergic to semen? He wore a condom but before we had sex he expressed his concern of him cumming a lot because he was so horny. Maybe some of it leaked out? Maybe I'm allergic to latex? I don't know. I'd prefer not to go to the doctor but maybe I should? The rash isn't developing anywhere else, JUST my inner thighs. Not ...
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Suicide
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 1:10 am
i feel like my life is crumbling down. I'm thirteen,
my sister hates me and thinks i lie all the time, my boyfriend just wants me for sex, my best friend talks about me behind my back, my mom doesn't listen when i tell her i hate my life, my parents are divorced, my grades suck and nobody listens when i tell them i cant do it,everyone thinks I'm crazy, my parents both like my sister better, I'm the ugly one of the family who is good for nothing, sometimes my life hurts so bad it hurts, and Ive lost all hope that it can get better. I'm actually crying as I'm writing this. dying seems like the only way out, but i don't know if death hurts. all TV says its a relief and that its carries you away but what do they know? Why cant something ...
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crush or admiration?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 1:05 am
So I've liked this boy for a while now and up until now my crush has been fueled by the few conversations that we've had. I can't truly say I "know" this guy. We aren't best friends or anything, but he's essentially fits everything that I would want in a guy. I'm pretty sure that there is at least some level of mutual feelings. I hung out with him and his friends recently and now I'm starting to doubt if I really like him. Maybe I just admire him? He has this "life of the party" personality and I almost feel like I can't live up to that. Maybe this is a confidence issue? :/ It's really unfortunate because I actually want to be friends with him but sometimes my nervousness just makes me feel awkward around him. I probably...
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Should I Go Single?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 12:53 am
My name is Kaitlin, I am fourteen, and I am a female. I've been thinking about becoming single for the remainder of my existence.
It all began when I had my first boyfriend. I was merely eleven years old. It only lasted two days. Kid love, of course. When I was twelve, I had my second boyfriend. It lasted only five days. [It was a stupid one...] My third boyfriend was later that year. It lasted all summer. Two - Three months. Then he hurt me terribly. I trusted him. And I trusted no one else in the world. He lied to me. But I still love him... The fourth one was very recent. It lasted about one year. I am now fourteen.
Last week, he committed suicide. I attempted suicide as soon as I found out. But I failed, b...
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Dating into an endless heap of nothing????
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 12:51 am
Hi. Im seventeen and i finally found a good guy. He and I have been seeing each other for about six weeks now and were doing great. He always as his friends tell me that I am the first girl he actually likes and cares about. I have met his parents (a first for him) and his friends adore me. We hang out usually four times a week and we have a great connection. I am just worried why he has not asked me to be his girlfriend. We are currently exclusive which I know, but we are not in a relationship. I am his "girl" but not his "girl friend" how do I know if he wants to ask me out? Any signs? Or what if he just wants a "thing?" I am trying to be happy with what I have now, because he is amazing, but I think i...
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WOMEN ONLY
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 12:24 am
I'm thirteen. my period started a year ago, and i still lose it for months at a time. i didn't have it once this summer.I am a virgin. Is something wrong with me?
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Dry Humping-- Underwear off, he's wearing jeans... can I get Pregnant?
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 12:11 am
I finished my period on a Wednesday.
That Saturday night I made out with a boy which led to dry humping. He had taken off my underwear but was still wearing his jeans.
I've been discharging alot (its thick and gooey).
did sperm enter my vagina?
can i get pregnant?
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flirting with boys that aren't my boyfriend and I like it more than I like my bf
Posted Monday October 18 2010, 12:10 am
ok so i broke up with this boy and got back together with him.. and he is my current boyfriend.
but just several days ago i was at this movies night were you dont sleep. and well this guy started holding my hand and stuff under the sheets.. i told my bf the next day.. i think the other guy likes me and well i dont know how i feel
to top it off my ex like completely flirted with me today on the bus.
i feel horrible for my bf cause of all that is happening.
what do i do??
im not completely into my bf.
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what to wear to a hockey game.
Posted Sunday October 17 2010, 11:48 pm
20female.
so i'm going to see my crush in a couple weeks. he plays hockey so we're going to watch him play and then hang out with him after. i just don't know what to wear tho! obviously i want to look cute for him :) i'm not a fan of sweatshirts. if you were to "label" me i'd say i'm a preppy girl. i don't wear skinny jeans even though their in, i don't wear leggings or anything. i usually shop at places like the buckle and express. any idea of what i could wear? i don't want to get too dressed up because i mean it is a hockey game but i still wanna look real good!
also he has two games, on one friday and one on saturday. i was thinking, maybe i could wear one of his sweatshirts or jacket or somethi...
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too young for sex
Posted Sunday October 17 2010, 11:46 pm
I have a boyfriend that no one but me and a couple of really close friends know about. Ive made out with him, but never went "all the way". I kinda don't want to, but its all he talks about. What should I do?
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