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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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My boyfriend's birthday is coming up and I have no idea what I want to get him. I did ask him if there was anything he'd like, but he said he didn't know. He loves video games, zombies, anime/manga, and old computer games. He's kind of shy and laid back. I'm only sixteen and he's fourteen, so nothing perverted either, haha. I have like two weeks, but I like to plan ahead of time, so is there anything a teenaged boy like that would like for his birthday present? I'd prefer a guy to give suggestions, but hey, if any girls out there know, feel free to answer!

Go to www.thinkgeek.com. That seems to have stuff he'll like, if not just get him something stupid that'll make him laugh.

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Hi im 14 and im 30 weeks pregnant , due in about 5 weeks. My boyfriend dumped me when i found out so hes out of the picture. But this guy ive been seeing for 2 months now says he is fully commited to my baby and is willing to be a father. Should i trust him?

You seemed to age a year from when you wrote the subject to when you started the subject, but that doesn't matter. No, you shouldn't really be trusting 14 year old boys to be fathers. I'm not saying he couldn't be, but why would you drag in a teenage boy to do something like that, to ruin his youth over a kid that isn't his at all? I'd say just suck it up, take some support from him if he's willing, but don't have him be a father, that's asking too much.

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In PA can a 15 year old get a job, and if so can they work full time.

Some places will hire at 15, but there are really strict rules to it. You wont be able to work full time, and I highly doubt you'd be able to work on an school days. One of the few places I know of that used to hire under 16 is McDonald's. You could try there first, but they also might have changed their stance.

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Is it a sin to sleep naked with the one you love?

Only if you aren't married and have accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

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Hi, I just wanted to ask a question about bass guitars. I have always had a 'thing' for bass guitars. I think that they are awsome so I previously started to go on youtube and looking up ways to learn how to play bass guitars. I have already decided to get a 4 string bass but I don't know what brand to get. Can someone give me a good brand of bass to get and some websites on which I can buy them?? My price range is close to $200 but I can go up to $250 please no more than that. And prefferably I would like it to be all black. Thanks!! I really appreciate it!! P.s. I am currently playing a trombone so would it be a very hard switch??

http://www.guitarcenter.com/Ibanez-GSR100EX-Soundgear-Bass-Guitar-105652721-i1392356.gc

Ibanez makes a damn fine instrument.

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Heeey!
I'm 11 yrs old and I am quite small and petite. I seriously wanna start my first period. Any tips on how to make it come?

Now, I don't want any crap about 'it'll come when its ready' 'trust me you don't want it, it hurts' blah blah blah. I just want some help. I'll do almost anything. Just please help.

Thank you =)

This is about as a relevant as a boy asking how to grow his first pube. I don't think you can just START your period, it just happens. Be patient, why do you want to bleed from your vagina monthly?

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what to say or promise to win school election

Follow your heart.

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I wrote a sad story to my girlfriend and she loved it and she started crying. What can I do to comfort her ?

Write her a happy story full of humor and puppies.

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Is mastrbating bad for grls nd boys of age 16+??

Dude, monkeys do it. It's natural and okay. The only people who tell you it's wrong are Christians, but that's only because their God is wrong.

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Do any of you know how to get a bigger butt in a month? Some people say you can and they try to sell you stuff but they don't say anything about how it works before you buy their stuff. Does it work or is it all a scam?

I don't think you can increase the size of yo ass without increasing the size of your everything else.

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I recently found my dad and he agreed to take a dna test. But then never has. Is there any laws or anything that will make him take the test? I have all his info.

Unless you're going after him for child support, no.

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Hi, I live in South Jersey and every once in a while lately I'll find an ant or two in the kitchen. It's weird because usually if the ants have a reason to come in they all come in, no? My mom doesn't think it's an infestation because there's only a few, but I'm not sure. Can anyone tell me what this is about? Thank you

Ants are pretty stupid creatures, you should just crush them and not worry about it. Maybe spray a bit just to be sure, or just clean where they were. They usually leave trails to where they've gone. But in the end, don't worry. Until they;re six feet long and breathing fire on you, they're easy to get rid of.

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What is the best way for me to show my girl friend that she means the world to me and that i fully trust her and love her with all of my heart?

Buy her a dinosaur.

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would 190mg valium 360 mg codiene, 200mg amitriptline, 200mg lyrica prove fatal with strong alcohol?

Combining anything with alcohol other than good food and good friends is a bad idea. I would keep an eye on your friend, and if it seems like shit's going down, call the emergency vehicles.

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17/f Long story short I caught my boyfriend texting his ex a girl he choose over me in the past calling her baby & all this stuff , I broke up with him though we have been seeing eachother everyday as usual , I haven't had sex with him until today and he ask's me back out . He's cheated on me like 3 times in one year and is mean and yells at me a lot and I feel like id be much better without him but I love him so much and feel like id die without him . Idk I told him yes and now we are back together, but I have a feeling this will happen again . Am I wrong for giving him another chance ? Idk if I'm right or wrong ,i promised my friends we wouldn't get back together as I had in the past and always let them down , I know they're going to be mad at me..

I think you answered your own question in your question. If one of your friends came to you with this problem, wouldn't you tell her to, "dump his scummy ass?" I know I would. Hell, I'd even snap my fingers in a Z formation. But my sassy black woman attitude aside, he's not a good guy, he cheats on you, he's mean to you, he yells at you, these are all signs of an asshole. Find yourself a good guy.

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I tried entering all the passwords I've ever used into my YouTube account, but none of them will work and let me log in! So I went to the forgot my password link and it says my email doesn't exist on the site! I tried looking around for my videos, but I can't find them. I clicked on Help, but it seriously wasn't any help at all. Does anyone have any idea what's going on? (I'm kind of new to using YouTube too, btw, so sorry if this has an obvious answer)

You log-in to YouTube with a Google account I believe. I tried logging-in with my old account and it's telling me to use my Gmail account, so you might have to check what you're using.

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im 17/f and i wanna know how can i tell if i have breast cancer? ive looked it up on the internet and im still not understanding how do i check? i checked this morning and i couldve sworn i felt a large bump under my skin, im not sure and i dont wanna worry my mom or doctor. i just need to know how what to feel for and where to feel for it. thanks

You may not want to worry your mom or dad, but even if think you found a lump you need to see a doctor. It could turn out to be absolutely nothing, but it's better to find out and have it treated early than to let it progress and turn into you losing a boob or even dying. I think your parents would be more worried about that.

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what will happen we daily doing handjob??

You'll orgasm at least once a day.

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i want a really cool nickname preferably emo nickname my real name is renita n i dnt rele like thanks in advance .p.s im a girl.

How about, "Clicheangstyteenager"?

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How can i get a guy to like me more than a friend? my best guy friend likes me alot but he doesn't want a girlfriend right now.

The chicken dance has worked for me more than once.

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