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win school election
what to say or promise to win school election
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Watch a video of "Rock N' Roll High School." and then learn to sing the theme from it and you're golden. *lol
Or you could run your school campaign like they run campaigns in the real world:
1. Accuse your opponent of being a Muslim and having Al-Qaeda sympathies.
2. Ask them to produce their longform birth certificates.
3. Accuse them of being the Anti-Christ, a Fascist, a Communist, French, an RC Cola drinker, whatever. Just accuse them of something.
4. Call for an end to the school nurse because that constitutes government provided healthcare, which is inimical to freedom.
5. Accuse your opponents of being tax and spend liberals while you run the school treasury into bankruptcy after you're elected.
6. Say that you love the troops more than your opponents.
7. Get yourself a running mate with an IQ of 76 in order to appeal to the evangelical vote.
8. If you lose, blame it on ACORN.
9. If you lose, blame it on illegal undocumented immigrant votes.
10. Promise to give the school's naming rights to the Children of Bodom.
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Use an easy to remember oneliner with your thoughts / views on the position you want. State what you think are common needs at your school that ought to be fulfilled right away. Present your solutions, show the positive outcomes of the strides you want to take for them. And they have to vote for you! More on this at [Link](Mouse over link to see full location)
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freedom, happiness, joy, faith in the future, equality. just whatever comes to your mind. Look at what your school needs the most. My school needs equality the most.
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Follow your heart.
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