Matt's advice column

Yes, you can get pregnant if you are on birth control and you used a condom and he ejaculated in you. Although you are 18 and from Virgina, so you never know.

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i want a nickname really bad, my friends just call me ashlee or ash and thats kinda boring, i like something like coco or kiki. i want something cute and maybe in a different language! something short and sweet and easy to remember but creative. im short and funny, i love to laugh and im very talkative. i dont want anything stupid, just can anyone give me ideas thankss

Thew.

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I am a poet who likes to write about romance, relationships, break-ups, that kind of mushy stuff. But all of it's toward no one.

But anyway, onward towards my question:

How can I use that poetry to... how do I put this... change the mind of a girl I like about wanting a boyfriend? I've been told my poetry is beautiful, I've even put tears to people's eyes. But I've never used it for personal gain before.

What I want is for her to eventually to go out w/me; but she's still not ready for that because her parents don't want her to date, and she's suffered from bad break-ups before, and I don't want to hurt her.

So what I really want to know is should I just plain ol' ask her out? Or romance the day? You know: give her a poem to read, flirt w/her, gaze at the stars w/her, spend time w/her to slowly get her mind set before I ask her out. Or should I even ask her out at all and just spend the day together?

AIM SN = trisspoke

Don't really have the energy to answer this in paragraph form.

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I can't sign up on MySpace.
I enter all my details & it says There was an error processing your request, please try again.

I've tried using my other email address but that doesnt work either, and all the details are correct, i've checked over & over again.

Please help!

What browser are you working with? Try a different one.

If you're using Internet Explorer, try Firefox.

mozilla.com

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What would you do with it?

There's this girl who I absolutely hate (with good reason.. a lot of people hate her but don't tell it to her face) and she basically has made her friendships through myspace. It's like her life or something, but I'm so sick of it because she's really fake. Well anyway the point is, I have her password so what are some things I could do to ruin her life? Do you think I should delete it? She has no idea I have it, but still.

Remember I'm trying to ruin her life.. So things like deleting her myspace would probably make her actually HAVE a life. Which I don't want. I want everyone to realize the real her and hate her as much as I do, but I don't know if I can do anything like that on myspace.

(& normally I wouldn't do anything to someone I hate but, if i have the oppotunity like this, i will take it) So.. :]? *will rate 5's

Aren't you afraid you might pull a muscle by doing something as badass as that?

Instead of obsessing (yes, you are obsessing) over someone else's life and how you can break them, you should examine and attempt to fix your own faults.

EDIT: You're justifying your future actions by it being summer and you being bored? You should go into the chat.

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poem??

So now I think I’ll lie on this bed
And ponder the words I left unsaid
I’ll disappear into this night so lonely
And lie with you, my one and only…

Would probably be better with a different last line. I'm not a big fan of emotional teenager angst in poems, or in general actually.

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if you take the morning after pill corectly is there still a chance that you will becom prgnant

There's a small chance, but yes, you can becom prgnant.

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ok i like this boy and his friend says he likes me to but he doesnt want to go out with me cause hes afraid that i might get as big as my sister andi dont think i am but h does and idk wat to do plz help me.

sincerely
lost and confused

This guy is acting like he's 11. Or maybe he is 11. I don't know. Drop him.

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Ok so I went to the doctor took some blood test and said in to weeks he'll give me some type of medicine to help me get pregnant.The medicine is called Metformin or something like that.Does anyone know about how long it will take for me to get pregnant.I'm so impatient since I've been trying for ever.PLEASE HELP ME.

Why didn't you ask your doctor that while you were there? They're probably more qualified than a bunch of teenagers.

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17/f
I would really like to dedicate some songs to my best friend. Hes a guy and ive known him for about a year and a half but hes like a big brother to me and is always watchin out for me. Any ideas of soem good songs? i want to make a cd for him before he leaves for college

Forget making him a CD, just buy AEnima by Tool for him.

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lately, i have been cutting my arm.. because i get really drepressed and, my boyfriend found out. he told me to stop but i cant.. its the only thing that releaves me.

what should i do?
(and im not emo)

You should see a therapist.

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am a little chubby.
not, like. REALLY overweight.

im about 5'2 and 103-105.

i really want to lose 5-8 pounds

so my first question is-

is that possible to do in 2 months or maybe a little less with proper diet and excersise?

&

what kind of diet and excersise should i do?

thanks in advance.
!

First off, even if I thought you should lose 5-8 pounds, I wouldn't know what to tell you.

Second, you don't, so you shouldn't worry about it.

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if you delete something & press empty recycling bin, is there any way you can get it back?

On top of what theymos said, you can always restore your computer to a previous time and undo the deletion.

Programs, Accessories, System Tools, System Restore.

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Dear Matt i like this guy hes been my friend for more than 2 years but now im starting to like him more than a friend and i dont want to make our friendship bad by asking him out. But i think he might like me to because every time i glance over by him somtimes i see him looking at me so plz help me.

sincerely,
lost and confused

Catching him occasionally looking at you doesn't really mean anything, so consider yourself back at square one. Get a mutual friend to find out if he has feelings for anyone. If you find out he doesn't have the same feelings for you as you do for him, you probably shouldn't tell him how you feel because it would, like you said, hurt your friendship.

Good luck.

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my parents blocked myspace so i tried using proxies but the proxies only allow u to browse! is there any proxy that will allow u to send messages, post bullitens, etc. on myspace?

Try to do it through stupidcensorship.com. That might work.

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does bugaboo creek harm there animals? sry if its in the wrong catagory

It's a steak house, so I suppose killing their animals for consumption might be considered harming animals, depending on who you are.

Although it is the taste of the Canadian Rockies, and you never know about those Canadians...

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ok 15/f..if that helps. im not a slut ((for lack of a better word)) right now, but i kinda want to have a slut reputation. I know that sounds totally bad but I kind of do. I don't mind being called a slut or being known as one either, is that bad? or what?

It means you're weird. But you probably already knew that.

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My boyfriend keeps having dreams of me cheating on him and I haven't and I told him I never will and I won't
but I heard dreams can be the opposite of what they are
I just want to know why hes having these cause its confusing
He gets them like a whole lot
one time he had it 5 times in a row.

It's just a dream. Doesn't mean anything.

Most of my dreams are relatively psychotic, but they don't predict or influence anything.

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ok so I'm in AP honors english, and over summer we were assigned to read 4 specific books and come up with 2 projects each that we get to pick. I decided that for one of the books, I'm going to create a soundtrack for it. The book is 1984, and here are the songs I have so far:
1. "Mad World"- Gary Jules
2. "Paranoid"- Green Day
3. "Viva La Revolution"- The Adicts
4. "Try Out Your Voice"- Big D and the Kids Table
5. "Red, White, And Brainwashed"- Anti-Flag
6. "Rise Above"- Black Flag
7. "Save Me"- Unwritten Law
8. "Chains"- The Beatles
9. "Don't Try This At Home"- Chumbawamba.

I need 6 or 7 more songs that touch on the same themes that appear in this book..it's about a tolitarian government.. brainwashing.. that kind of thing. Any ideas are greatly appreciated!

Aenema by Tool

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The only web sites I really go to are advicenators, myspace, addictinggames, and facebook.

What are your favorite web sites? What are good web sites for funny videos, jokes, and pictures? What are good game web sites?

I know there's like 578294578239475283 web sites out there, but I want to find some good ones.

Indians.com, because everyone should be an Indians fan.

Meebo.com, because it's convenient.

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