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My name is Matthew. I try my best to serve the Lord as best I can. I also try to serve my fellow brother and sisters as best I can. Salvation is my goal for you.

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Man's oldest question is still without answers: How can we become a 9 foot lumbering green monster of Doom and Discomfort?

We could go the comic book route, using a fully charged gamma bomb and, through nothing short of a miracle, become the Hulk. This method, however, seems a bit impractical as a large dose of Gamma particles would likely melt away any semblence of living matter.

So, my esteemed advicenator patrons, how do we simple creatures achieve the ultimate awesomeness? (Because throwing around oil tankers seems like fun right now)

Take a power drill to the temple. Mix a few things around and in no time, youll be the hulk. Of course there are some side effects too insignificant to mention. MIX AT OWN RISK.

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i was just wondering about this with some friends the otherday:
-If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
--and
-If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
--ohh also
-If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

thx and plz answer asap :)

Dictionary: If you are too stupid to realize its spelled wrong then you have to live with not knowing if its spelled right.

Liar: No one admits they are a compulsive liar, so no. You do not.

Personality: It is still one person.

Try getting harder ones.

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ok my boyfriend invited me over to his house to watch a movie and his parents were not home. and about half way in the movie he leaned over and kissed me and we started making out and them he took all of my clothes off and we started having sex it was so much fun!!! My friends were all asking what happend at his house should i tell them?

Lol. Why is it their business? Its between you and the bf. No one else is involved.

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Okay this is not even a question. I get that so don't start saying how i should ASK a question. I am answering a question that is asked 24/7.

"I really like this guy. How do i get a him to like me too?"

Okay. Simple. YOU CAN'T!!! You cant 'make' a guy like you. He has to do that all by himself. People fall for people that dont like them back all the time so get over it!!!

Sorry if i seem rude. it's just pissing me off. :)

This is not asking for advice. Why waste our time? This is an advice site...not opinion site. Everyones tired of it. Get over it and move on.

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i dont like anything alll i want to do is be happy and with my ex boyfriend that my parents dont like i dont want to b here...?

This isnt asking for advice.

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Can anyone give me step by step instructions on how to make home-ade brownies. Please include ingrediants. Thanks.

First of all its home made...not home-ade. 2nd. go to recipies.com or food.com or brownies.com or doityourself.com

k

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Besides Ebay where is a good place to find livestrongs?? I am trying to sell them to my friends at school for double price!!!

You shallow bitch. I hope you get cancer or something since you want to get money off this. WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO DO. I hope there is a place in hell waiting for you.

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Okay my boyfriend, Victor, and I have been going out for awhile now. When I started going out with him I knew he had the reputation as a "Player". But he told me that he wouldn't lie or cheat on me. So I went out with him. I grew attached to him. He called me last night and told me that he loves me and he thinks he did something really wrong. He told me that he didn't mean to do this.. he kissed another girl after homeroom. I yelled at him. But I am still with him. All my friends tell me that they think I should find someone else. Because once a cheater always a cheater! I don't know what to do. He promised me that he wouldn't do anything ever again with another girl. But I don't know if I can beleive him now. Please help me..

Drop it like its hot...drop it like its hot. Haha. I hate that song. Anyway. Dump him. Dont show mercy. Let him go and never look back. If he is a player, and did that already, there is no point. Drop and run child! DROP AND RUN!!!!

Hope I helped!

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i've been with my current boyfriend for a long time and he means sooo much to me. but lately, i've become really good friends with my ex. i don't want to give up the bond we've made, but i'm starting to have stronger feelings for him than just friendship and i DON'T want to make a mistake that could hurt my boyfriend who i love! i really need some suggestions on how to clear up any fuzzy boundaries between a friendship and a relationship, please!

I personally think you should stay with your current boyfriend. You siad it yourself...you love him. Why do you want to ruin a good thing? The ex had his chance and it obviously didnt work. Move on and stick to your main man...the current bf.

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Hey, i was wondering if anyone knew of any really good bass tabs sites. if you know of a few please let me know. Thanks in advance.

~*~*~Ren~*~*~

I personally use

www.mxtabs.net

and

www.olga.org

Hope I helped!

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what is the first thing u do when you have your period.... what do u do?

scream out wtf....since im a guy.

Haha jk.....or am I?

I would say though....slip on a pad. Seems logical. That or a tampon.

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whats the difference between being christian and catholic?

Catholic is Christian on Steroids.

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ok i like this guy and i asked him out but he was like i like u alot but i rather jus be friends. but then like a week l8er he asked 1 of my friends where i was cause he needed to talk to me and it was a good thing, but i had left school, so he coundnt talk to me. what was he gonna say, it killing me and i cant wait till tuesday.
*comfused*

I dunno

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Hi guys,
Me and my husband have just moved into a new house...well, I say new, but it's actually ANCIENT. So ancient that we have no heating whatsoever!! The place was so expensive though that we can't afford to install heating for at least another year. The windows and doorways are all draughty too. So, my question is, as it is so cold at the moment, any tips of keeping warm other than the obvious 'put on another jumper'?

buy portable heaters.

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Is it neccesary, in Witchcraft,or Wicca, To cast a cirlce even while doing a simple spell??Please answer, i need help.

I like octagons.

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Omg, do y'all know that one video of that kid lip synching to the Romanian song? There's that video, and my brother showed it to me one time. Well, I can't seem to find it on the internet. Does anyone know the link to the video? I'd ask my brother, but he's 22 and lives in another house. Thanks.

You can find it at ebaumsworld.com

Its a good song. The dude was fat, yet made me laugh.

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There's this girl named Maria. She's a good friend of mine, and today she got in deep trouble with our Health teacher because she gave answers to someone else, and hes failing her for the marking period with a 50. She said she's tried to commit suicide before, and she's going to do it again. Should I tell somebody? Thanks. =]

This is a very stupid question.

" She said she's tried to commit suicide before, and she's going to do it again. Should I tell somebody?"

Now what do you think?

"Hmmm I should tell someone she wants to commit suicide, but I am not to sure I should...Hmm..I could save a life, but I am not 100% too sure on this one....Lets wait it out, eh?"

What kind of friend are you.

To answer your question. YES! FREAKING TELL SOMEONE! WHY WOULD YOU NOT DO SUCH A THING?!

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Are you still a virgin if you kind of had sex? meaning... If you were making out and everything and the guy and u start to have sex and stuff and he's like half way in and then you guys stop... is that still considered being a virgin or not?
Thanks!
(Unsure)

he went inside. You are not a virgin. Sorry mate.

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how i keep running to having a new guy friend, Like zack,sTeven, well anywa everything was fine with zack, he knew we are freinds and he woulndt doupt me of thinking different way, steven other words, but anyway, Ben is in my drama class,I don't know if I told u about him or not, anywa he nice and sweet and were coming friends, like me and zak were like, beinging, hmm later when working on a play, he and talk tand goff around and smile lot, i start to tease him and pick on him fun of it like him, like friends do. wasn't flarting, then later chatted on aim, talk most of the time to me and stuff, later later now I talk him lot then start having thoughts that i like him but its all in my head, not my heart, I know he ilke me to, i can tell but I don't want take it wront way, i dont want him take wrong way, I htink he think i like him and he proble sard. now lalhty he been blowing me off, like he online for long time when i am on, i am on zack alway say hi, well I know can't expect all that, when i say hi to him were talk little, say hi how are u blah then he hase to go way, i be like ok, at school. in dama i be jsut standing, he walk around then he always walk back looking at me like hes hase say hi, its like he was my friend now he acting all werid. like somone say something to him, k ok i amit maybe i acting like i like him but maybe i sending wrong message, i dont want that agian,

then dont do it? I dont know. I dont get this. Try typing it correctly and understandable next time and well help.

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i'm looking for an individual colomist to ask a question does anyone recomend a colomist or two?

I answer questions honestly and straight forward. No bs here.

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