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Becoming the Hulk
Man's oldest question is still without answers: How can we become a 9 foot lumbering green monster of Doom and Discomfort?
We could go the comic book route, using a fully charged gamma bomb and, through nothing short of a miracle, become the Hulk. This method, however, seems a bit impractical as a large dose of Gamma particles would likely melt away any semblence of living matter.
So, my esteemed advicenator patrons, how do we simple creatures achieve the ultimate awesomeness? (Because throwing around oil tankers seems like fun right now)
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Forty-two
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the hulk is not 9 feet tall, the hulk isnt even 6 feet tall if i remember correctly. so you have that covered, bulk up going to the gym, a little. paint yourself green for greeness, read some of the questions posted by 13/f on this site for hulk like stupidity. youre all set
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Thank you very imaginatively worded question! Such a nice change of pace!
Join a gym and lift some weights.
Beware however,that you don't overdo and become a giant mass of muscle....causing your shirt to rip open at the merest flexing.This is not acceptable everywhere.Avoid anything that may cause you to turn green as well.You may scare the young damsels who are sure to be following you in hopes of recognition.
Well, you're much better at it than me. But,hey, I tried! Good luck :}
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WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! you will never be the hulk now go jump into a vat of oil get zapped by a lightning bolt bitting by a raido active spider and go through a solar storm
you are a moron
Solemnstar
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hey that does sound fun. maybe when you die you will be reincarnated as the hulk. for faster results, kill yourself. i dont suggest that method tho it could be painful and depressing to family and friends (assuming you have family and friends) if you want to be the hulk right now then i suggest you use excessive amounts of steroids and then jump in a large pool of green dye/ink. i hope you enjoy destroying the world!
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Read every single Hulk comic book ever published to keep yourself up to date on how to become the ultimate "lumbering green monster of Doom and Discomfort".
Try eating a few pounds of fertilizer...you can get this stuff at lowes or home depot.
Then there are always stilts...and gyms...
One form of mideval torture was the "racks" you lay on them and someone straps you in and you are stretched from your joints...not fun...
Seriously though, don't be throwing around oil tankers, gas costs more than enough already.
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You're an idiot.
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that would be fun but i dont no how you would do it maybe you can go to super hero school over in massachusetts and become one there or you can get the hulks creator and ask him about it
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Take a power drill to the temple. Mix a few things around and in no time, youll be the hulk. Of course there are some side effects too insignificant to mention. MIX AT OWN RISK.
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Weeeeeellll... one way would be to bombard a human test subject with genetic steriods, increasing his muscle mass exponetially. I'm sure you could stick turning green in there as well. Although, come to think of it, you'd prolly be stuck like that, removing the possibility of FINALLY being able to say...... "Dont make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
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