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I was very sick yetsterday since i had a stomoch ache due to periods.I cudnt call my boyfriend the whole day yetserday even tho i was supposed to cos i could hardly talk (bcos i was having a severe pain).So instead i called him last night.He was really pissed with me.you see while browsng hi5 the day before yesterday i came across a celebrity's profile.My freind natasha is crazy on him.So I mailed that celebrity on behalf of natasha to ask him his handphone number cos natasha couldnt go online to do so since she has a computer breakdown.
My boyfriend has seen the mail yesterday and he thinks i mailed that celebrity becos i'm crazy on person or something.
so he was really pissed with he. he says "if u can mail that celebrity to ask his phone number why cant you call me?, havent you got time?"

I love my boyfriend aloooot and it hurts me the way he talks.I think the world of him and i think he's the most handsomest guy on earth.How do i explain this to him?

I know he loves me alot too.

He probably thinks i dont love him at all.

please, what do i so about this. please help me.
I'm really depressed.

Ok, he shouldn't be as pissed at you as he is.




But why didn't you mail him like you did the celebrity?

EDIT: A 1 to a 3 in 20 seconds?

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you know how when someone thinks something is really funny, and they laugh to where they cant breath? can u die from laughing like that?

If you were laughing like that... and then tied some heavy objects to your feet and jumped in a pool... you, you would die.

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I know this isn't really asking for advice, but the last few days I was just thinking about this and wondering why the people here joined.

I guess it is just out of pure curiosity. I would have just posted this in the moderator forum or in the supporter discussion, but I'd rather see why everyone joined rather than just those who have been here for some time and such.

So, why did you join advicenators and why are you still here? What about the site made you want to stay?

I'll probably be one of the first people to answer this (I'm not going to answer it in the question).

S_C

:]

I've been on this site for a little more than three years. I found it through a link to some girl's column (which turned out to be horrible). I then made myself a column, and have stayed on the site because it's pretty amusing and there are some good, interesting people here.

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well im a guy who is lead volculs for a band and i just got offerd for another band but its a country band im in a rock band right now but people say im an awsome singer both bands have my friends in them which one should i go to
the rock is ok and the country one did one thing with them and we did good

Sing for both... but if there is ever a scheduling problem, go with your rock band because being a sell out is lame.

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im in a mix band were all christians and we do do christian music and we do other stuf im the lead singer i need some song ideas 2 right some new songs for us yal got any good subject

Jesus?

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okay so this guy that used to like me said like just now that he doesnt like me anymore.. and he said cause he thinks im obsessed with him.. but like im not.. i was texting him a lot becasue i was on vacation and was bored.. and so now he thinks im obsessed with him.. and thats why he doesnt like me.. but i want to prove to him that im not obsessed and its just casue i was bored that one time.. so how can i do that?? and i really want him to like me again.

Lay off of him for a few weeks and explain why you were texting him so much.

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Okay well im going into 9th grade and my boyfriend is going into 7th. And hes just not like a little kid. Hes so mature and so sweet, and i really like him, and hes always there for me, but i was wondering does anybody think that its weird that im dating a 7th grader?

Uncommon, but not weird.

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Ok well i just got my timetable for high shcool and I got gym in the 2nd semester!

I know, you'd prob be thinking why it matters so much but it's just that I really suck at gym and in semester 2 they do track and field and stuff while in sem 1 its really easy like biking and jogging.

My parents are realyl intensed on my grades and I can't really pass gym because it's using your body.

Im not fat, i'm skinney and I try really hard but I suck at whatever i try and just always get a low mark.

Someone help me please?

Talk to your teacher/coach/whatever you guys call your gym teachers and tell them about how you're just not very good at stuff, and would like some extra help.

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Ok I'm only 13 but I know alot of stuff. But a few days ago my friends were talking about getting a girls tubes tied so they couldn't get pregnant. This might sound extremely stupid but I want to know if this is true. Thanks!

The same slang term is used for both men and women, but the procedures are different.

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What does "milf" stand for?

Mother I'd like/love to fuck.


The basis of many porn websites.

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how far apart can multiple orgasms be??

Jewishgurli has the wrong idea. The concept of a multiple orgasm isn't about one in the same sitting, it's about one after another after another; very quickly. It's a characteristic (gift? talent?) not very common in women.

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HI ok well last summer i was sprtiting and i went in a hole and i fractured my thigh and then this past basketball season doing sucides i fractured repetedley.
So my Question is when i get sugery which is on Spetember 12 how long will it take to heal and how many months, days , weeks ,years what ever give me an estimate how long it will take ? If something simalar has happend to you
P.S i am 14 female

Next to no one here is qualified to answer that for you. Contact your doctor doing the surgery if it interests you so much.

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16/f
I'm wondering, if you are on birth control and you have sex WITH a condom what's the chance of a pregnecy ? I'm thinking slim to none, but I'm not really sure.. Thanks !!

Lower than low.

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This whole summer i hung out with 5 people. I LOVE THEM!! THERE MY LIFE!! THERE AMMAAZZIINGG!! now summers over everyone is home and i wen ton town and saw my EX-FRIENDS. they all looke dlike they were having so much fun wth each other and i was like embarresed to be seen. like i ahte when people see me because wer not friends anymore. and i was so jelous that they were with everyone and all i had was like 4 friends. i have the best friends in thr world. why am i so depresssed. what can i do??

Realize that you're lucky to have the 4 or 5 good friends that you have.

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hi, 15/m. i live in the uk. ii understand the different parties here, but what are the parties in the states? and what do they believe, like, what do they want to do exacly? ive heard of the republicans, and the democrats. are there any more? and how does the system work? thanks:)

Aside from Republics and Democrats, their are Independents (have views that may side with one of the main parties at times, but don't agree with everything in that party so don't pledge themselves to it), and Green party members. The Green party is the party people vote for when they believe both candidates running in the two major parties such ass. They're mostly into environmental things and other feel good stuff like that. The current president is a Republican. None of the members in the parties have any more money than the other, like the moron that stated that a few answers down. The Republican and Democrat party have more money to spend on campaigns and ads, because they're the two largest and receive the most in donations.

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Whenever me and my friend are fooling around or something, i feel like i don't do enough. he always does everything and i just kind of let him do it... then if he asks me to, i do something. i just dont know what to do when we're in the moment. he feels bad because he says it feels like he's forcing himself on me- but he really isnt. i feel bad because i let him do it all. how do i spice things up?

I'm not even going to comment on how idiotic it is to screw around with your friend.



Why don't you do the things he's told you to do in the past before he gets the chance to ask you? Duh.

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ok well im in 9th grade.! and it seems like alot of my friends have done some/more sexual things than i have done!!.... all i have done it make out and stuff.. but i refuse to give head b.c i think its dirty.!! 1st am i the only not doing it??/ and 2nd i wouldnt mind going a little farther but not sex how do i make it known that i want to do that with out sounding like a slut!!???????????? plz help me..!!!!

Make clear what exactly you don't want to do to whoever you plan on doing stuff with.

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15/f

soo lately me and my best friend have been fighting..alot!
and now we kinda made up..but not really..
soo i like this guy alot and he always flirts with other girls and its really hard and i dont know how to react..
ive cried about 10 times today over all of this and i cant do it anymore..
i need to know whats wrong with me
but i think im bi polar or maybe im just having a hard time.
but ive been to the doctor about it and stuff and he said im fine..just a stage..
its been like this for four years, i dont think its suppose to be like this.
and i use to cut for awhile then i stopped b/c my friends wanted me too..
its really hard, i cant stand it anymore..
but its really really really hard to stop like this

thanks for reading

Please ask this question again with proper grammar and with an actual questions... not just a rambling of your feelings and such. The only way to help you is for you to make clear what exactly you need help with.

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Well i have a problem im to nice i guess like when someone calls me a slut i get upset easily if someones says im ugly or calls me a bitch or anything i get upset and i cant have a fight with someone cause im too scared im 15/f by the way and when i see someone upset i get upset when i see someone ina fight i cry when someone tells me off i cant stand up to myself and i just start crying i need help :( please any advice that i can become a little bit tougher =[
Anything will do ?

xoxo
Thanks

These people are probably just jealous of you. Try to develop thicker skin.

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Hey guys..well i have a question..obviously. Im obsessed with the band Good Charlotte, and have been for about 4 or 5 years..but people always tell me stuff. Im tired of them thinking my music sucks more then theirs because its not "poser" music. I feel like i got more balls then THEY DO cause its harder to admit you like music that will get people to tell you crap the it is to be the crap talker. What should i do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tool_band
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smashing_pumpkins
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primus_%28band%29

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