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My name is Matthew. I try my best to serve the Lord as best I can. I also try to serve my fellow brother and sisters as best I can. Salvation is my goal for you.

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when somebody says like "meet me here at oh eight hundred" what time do they mean for you to meet them?? i have neve rbeen able to figure out that little system haha. or when somebody asks you to go on a date and they are like "what time" and they go "oh about ninteen hundred! "....what time do they mean?! thankyou!

19 minus 12 = 7pm Subtract 12 from that number starting at 13. If before 13 like "o eight hundred hours" then it is that time am.

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what if you have like bumps on you lower part of your puzzy what does that mean?

puzzy. Nice.

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i really really like this guy, so how do i get him to ask me out??

Hold him hostage

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My back is itching like mad!!!!!! I don't have a back scratcher, and I can't go out and get one! What else can I use!? PLEASE HELP.. I'M GOING INSANE!!!

Rub your balls on it.

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what do you get if you mix a apple with snapple

What the fuck do you think you get? You get blueberry muffins. Hows that? Or maybe a massive beating for being a dumbass.

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Can you get pregnant from giving head sence the cum goes in your mouth with sperms in it?

"sperms"

Lmao. That rocked.

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how do you get a girl that is a pussy to tell you stuff to tell you how she really feels...cuz its getting pretty annoying...

(P.S. my guy friend asked this question...not me--no, not a lez)

Ha...Brilliant question! However by Brilliant I actually mean you suck. WTF? Seriosuly, you insult her and say its annoying just to get her to say things? Wow.... I have a suggestion go molest a lion. Itll be fun! You want a pussy to tell you things so get on it!

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What exactly is a facial (like when you go to a spa)?

Well yes. They put crap on your face to make it prettier and whatever. No one cares unless your obsessed with yourself like a loser. Also!, in porno terms its when a guy bastes the womans face with his man gravy. Also called the money shot.

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do most girls shave their pussys?

80% of the world does.

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In our school we have Microsoft Word, and on my computer i only have microsoft works word processor. I need to bring a saved essay to school on a disk but it doesnt open in microsoft word because its microsoft works. (gets confusing), so i need to download microsoft word on my computer for free so i could bring my essay to school and work on it. Does anyone know any sites they will give me so i can download microsoft word for free? I tried searching on google but i need specific sites cuz im dumb. Anyone who helps..thanks alot!!!!

Do the note pad thing listed before. then take it to word at school and edit it and such and done.

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hey .... i was thinking of making a xanga or myspace. which is better in your opinion? also, could i see some of yours to get ideas?(dont worry im not a stalker lol) thanks!

I have both. I prefer Xanga though. Myspace blows.

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okay. when i go to go get an airplane it says i need a higher flying liscense..i know how to get the plane by jumping the fence but still is there really a flying school? and where is it?

If youve got the airfield in your control which is north above the military base, its there. Go into the control tower and take the flying courses...

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can you swim when you are on your period?

Yes, you are perfectly capable of swimming on your period.

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My boyfriend and me live right down the street from each other and we spend ALOT of time together. Well all of a sudden thier MOVING 35 to 40 minutes away! OMG im freaking out and i dont know if i should stay with him and see how things go or what?!?!

You're freaking out because its half an hour away? Riiight. Kinda stupid dont cha think?

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yeah, i know this is a kinda dumb question, and you moderators, go ahead and rate me low, but please just give me the chance to get a FEW answers...i cant find anything online!!!

ok, i play paintball and i had just recently gotten a sponser for our speedball team, its a local paintball feild named Fungunz. I was woundering from all people who play paintball or even sponser them: What should i expect from the sponser? What kinds of things do they expect from us?

Another question: i have a Tippmann 98 custom with a double trigger (which i plan to take off for speedball) and a velocity adjuster, does anyone know where i could get a response trigger for my tippmann for under $80?? please dont say "o yeah, go to google.com and search for bla bla bla, sorry, unless its a wide search, that isnt helpful.. also i am looking for a sponser for my woodsball team, if anyone is willing to sponser us, please drop me a note in my inbox (RBfootballTD) and ill give you all of the information, i do ask ahead of time though to give me your name (as in name from the site) so i can give you a note direct and not put it on my column, thanks a million to all who answer, i know its long...sry!

-P.Baller

You are not going to find a good response trigger for under 80 bucks dude. Youll have to spend more than that for one.

As for getting things from sponsors...If its a small company dont expect much. Maybe free balls and free gas fill ups. What they expect from you. Advertising and lots of it.

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what is the difference between tights and panty hose? I need ot get black tights but i don't knwo what the difference is.

Punch yourself in the balls. WHich ever one you wear, itll feel like that.

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hi its me again okay i have a question well me and my boyfriend have been having sex and he says he can't have kids . well we have been having safe sex and i am not scared of it i am just wonderin can i get pregnant if he say's he ant have kids and he doesnt wear a condom when we have sex again?i mean should i trust him on him saying he cant have kids or should i ask someone like his sister? i just dont know if i should believe him and plz answer my question here it is again. Can i get pregnant if my boyfriend says he cant have kids?

Never trust a guy. Ever.

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I want to dye my hair... not permanent, but not too temporary. I found a hair dye that's made by L'Oreal, called Color Pulse, that comes in a color that I would like for my hair. I have dark brown hair, and Color Pulse supposidly works on dark hair. It lasts for 8-10 shampoos, and also contains no peroxide or ammonia.

Has anyone used this before? What do you think? Is there anyother types of dyes that you would recommend in place of this? I am looking for a dark purpleish plumish type color, if that helps.

Thanks!

I use Garnier Blue/Black 210 and I wouldnt use any other product. I love Garnier. It lasts a really long time and just rocks.

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if space wasnt there then what would be?

An object.

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ok so ive just had a rumor spread about me. they say that as soon as this girl at my school (that i dont like)and her bf break up (cause he is moving)that i will ask her out. now im not shady and would never do this to my two best friends. i just wanna no if i should kick the kid who started the rumors ass or should i let it pass and what should i do about it please help me

What does violence fix?

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