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Hi! my boyfriend is going to be turning 16 in May and i know thats far away but w/e haha. anyway i love him very much we are best friends and i am going to be moving this summer so i want it to be very special. i was thinking about taking him to this amazing resteraunt but i dont know what to buy him!! he loooves The Penguins, hockey, the Steelers, football, video games, sports, music, and God-he's a strong Christian like me :] he will be getting his permit too. i have no idea what to buy him! I might make him something too at least a card but i want to buy him something too. I have a good amount of money to use if neccesary! thanks sooo much! and if you have questions about anything specific ask me and i will add it! :]

Buy him a Browns sweatshirt.

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ok does it hurt to get done up the butt?
or does it feel good?
please help!!! thanx

If you're interested in having your anus prolapse, go ahead and try it out.

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ive been having sex with my boyfriend for over a year now and we never use a condem and im not on birth control. he uses the "pull out" method. what is the percentage that i could get pregnant?

There is no exact percentage on the odds of you getting pregnant, but there is a 100 percent chance that you're already an idiot.

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17 f

Ok i previously asked these 2 questions.

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=526033

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=526152

ok, i know the chances of getting pregnant from pre-cum are very slim, but i still have a few concerns.

Ill recap everything briefly..
- My period was due around December 23rd but didnt come
- December 28th.. Oral on BF, there was precum for sure. Im guessing the pre-cum would of gone though considering it was oral.
- We stopped for him to finish off elsewhere
- He touched himself, and went to touch me, not sure if he had anything on his fingers, but i stopped him before his fingers got in.
- I asked my first question on the 3rd of January.

Anyway..
- My period is still late now
- Over the past few days i have had an unusual stomache ache, it does not feel like period pain
- I have been feeling a little sick
- I have been discharging a little heavier and a little more than usual

Maybe my body is playing tricks on me with the nausea and the stomache ache because i've been stressing about the whole situation.. and i infact have nothing at all to worry about.. My friend said that i may be getting the stomache aches because of my late period, but im not to sure?

I know my previous answers were to get a pregnancy test to knowfor sure but at the moment thats not possible.

Anyway i just want a few more opinions, what do you make of this?

I didn't bother reading all of your question, but how are the chances of you getting pregnant with precum very slim? Some guys have more sperm in their precum than semen.


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Oh yes, let's just use 10 answers from random people over the Internet rather than information obtained from an actual doctor.

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ok, this is embarasing but here goes... A while ago i got caught by my neighbor peeking in her window when she had some friends over for a sleepover. i was on her back porch peeking in her window when 1 of her friends came out and said what are you doing??? i was like.. o my god... i was so embarased. so she told the other girls wat i was doing and they all talked and then 1 of them came to me and said they wouldnt tell on me if i did wat they said. she said that to be fair they should get to see me naked and that I should strip naked for them. otherwize they would tell my mom that i was a pervert and a peeping tom. anyway, i did it. i took off all my clothes and let them all see me. they looked and giggled and stuff for a long time and then they let me go home. The thing is that since then a couple of them have made be do it again for girls that werent even at the sleepover. they say i desrve it for peeking at them that night. Do you think I deserve it? Should I keep doing it for them? Please give me your advice!

Thanks,
Paul

Ask for something in return.

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16 F
I've known him since 7th grade and he used to CRACK me up! So anyways we instant message each other everyday and as soon as he signs on he messages me! Awhile ago I liked him a little bit but I wouldn't tell him because I knew it was just a temporary crush. Well he speaks spanish fluently and I just take it at school. It came up so I told him I was "raw" at spanish (hahaha) and he said ok lets try. So he starts out "why are you so retarded?" (we act REALLY silly together) then "what's my name?" then "why are we just friends?" then he says "do you have a boyfriend?" I said no. Then "why not, you're pretty." Then I said I didn't know, most boys are stupid. (Hahaha no offense!) then he said "I don't have a girl either. I'm lonely, tho." Then he said bak to english!! Does it sound like he likes me? That was pretty random! And then he always wants me to pick him up and go eat! I don't kno....

What he's trying to say is, "Quiero estar en sus pantalones."

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My 15-year-old sister is horrible. I'm only two years younger than she is but she treats me like I'm some kind of slave to her or something. And it's all the time. I'm usually a really passive person about things like this, but I'm just downright sick of being forced to live with this kind of treatment from her.

I had my two friends, Rachel and Beth, over a couple nights ago and we went straight downstairs, keeping to ourselves, minding our own the whole time. Then my sister barrels down the stairs and yells at me in front of my friends because I didn't let the dogs in after they'd been let out. My sister called my dad and told him, "Dad, she hasn't been helping me all day and I've done all the work and her friends are so rude to me." Even though, for one, I'd done her AND my chores because she had threatened a phone call to dad.

And I believe that the only remark my friends had was "You could have just opened the door because you were already upstairs." and that's not rude at all. So then my dad came home and yelled at me in front of my friends, and guess what? They had to go home and I was grounded for a week. All because of my sister's lying.

And then I found out that my sister did some stuff with this college guy who never liked her anyway. So I promised her I wouldn't tell anyone and I never did. But she continues to treat me like she does.

She lies to my parents about so much stuff. I get in trouble for things I don't deserve to be in trouble for. And I can't tell them that she's lying because she denies it and they believe her because shes the 'mature' one and the older one.

Help?

Tell your parents about the college guy. Then tell them that you checked her pregnancy test because she was too afraid to look, and luckily it was negative.



Let the lolz ensue!

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I was eating crackers with peanut butter, and somehow got some peanut butter in my eye! I know, I know, im bright.
Anyways, my eye is burning.
how can i fix this!?

http://www.polkknives.com/uploads/Bush%20Knife.jpg

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Matt. Well, I sort of forgot how to make a forum. I kind of accidentally deleted it when I edited my profile, and now I have no clue how to put a forum back up since I don't know my serial number or whatever kind of number it is that I have to copy and paste. Ugh... could you just explain it to me again. Thanks.




http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutme.php?userboard_id=42213


That's your url.

Matt Is the Greatest!



Stick the url in the quotes, and that's all. I answered with it done for you originally, but then edited it because it screwed up the HTML.

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areter you have your period and you have sex are you pregant

If you can't type correctly, you shouldn't be having sex in the first place. It's a good rule of thumb.

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I can't think of a good screen name for aim. I want something i can live with for a while. something maybe meaningful?

Replace your name with the names in Primus songs.


JerryWasARaceCarDriver
JohnTheFisherman
TommyTheCat
Wynona'sBigBrownBeaver


etc.

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i found this myspace of a girl who says shes going out with dylan efroen, zac efrons younger brother. shes not famous, or a model or anything shes just a regular girl. she says she knows zac and dylan and ashley and vanessa and all them. she evn has a pic of her and zac. but i was wondering if thats really true...i mean, does dylan efron rlly hav a girlfriend? or is this all a lie? thanks.

Nobody knows, nobody cares, and neither should you. Asking this question was unnecessary.

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I just bought an ipod classic (80g) but it says it required itunes 7.4 to run

I have Windows 2000 and 7.4 itunes required windows xp or vista to download!

SO is there ANY way i can get my ipod to work on my computer

http://www.apple.com/support/downloads/itunes732forwindows2000.html



That's 7.3, but it really doesn't make a difference. I'm running 7.0 because that's the only version you can skin the shit out of your iTunes, but that's another story.



Enjoy.

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dude honestly i think your retarded because naruto is tight you fucktard so go suck a hairy dick and get a life

I'll get right on that.

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my friend told me if you like a gay guy youre considered a lesbian, is this true?

Your friend is an idiot. Stop hanging out with her; the disease is already setting in.

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how long, on adverage, does it take for a girl to come? is it possible that some girls cant come? i've had sex and such with guys, and never came. Of course, it could be that they weren't adequate in the sex department, but I just want to know if there's possibly something wrong with me.

Most can't anyway, so you're perfectly normal.

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Im a fucking fat ass. I need help to lose weight and no im not taking Fucking pills. How can i lose weight really fucking fast.

You can fucking go for a jog.


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That hurts my heart.

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14/f

obviously my eyesight has gotten worse. i haven't changed my glasses since i was in seventh grade, because i had an eye exam and ear exam during school.. and they said my glasses still worked. but i knew my eyesight got worse during 8th grade... but we didn't have the exam that time. i told my dad that i needed new glasses and he's the type of person who doesn't like to spend money and such. he says "why? your glasses are good enough.. it's alot of money to get you a new one.. did the nurse say you needed a new one?" and etc. right now, i can't even see what the overhead says, and i ask the person next to me. contacts would be nice too.. and it's also hard for me to focus on something with my eyes.. i'm not sure... help?!

You should have an eye exam with an optometrist (not the people that come to your school) once a year. You're still growing, so your eyes are changing, so you should need a new prescription about once a year, maybe two.



You need your father to get some sort of insurance that would include this in the plan. His idea of one prescription for so long is idiotic and he needs to be taught what the deal is.



Good luck.

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Hello, My name is david, my age is 25, i am masterbuting from last 3 years, my question is that can i be a father because my sperm is like water, i am deeply worried about this, please help me, i am asking it from my deep heart

No worries dude.


Wacking it doesn't do anything to your sperm.

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I have had the hiccups for 2 and a half hours=/
I keep trying things, but i cant get rid of them.
how can i get rid of them?

Lick sugar or salt (preferably sugar, for obvious reasons) off of your palm. Use the back of your tongue to do so.

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