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I'm 13(im a girl 2) and I live with my mom,dad,and stubborn 7yr old sister. Recently my father who is a mechanic applied for a better job at Honda and while making his application he made my mom an application to as a joke...but today Honda called wanting my mom. All my life i've had a stay at home mom who had certian handy-jobs there but never really permanent jobs...and honda wants her to go to schooling for 6-8weeks! then they want her to work 2weeks 1st shift 2weeks 2nd shift and vice versa...that means id have to get myself and my little sister both ready for school and then make dinner for my dad and my picky eater sister all alone...and my mom is guilt tripping me into it by saying we need the money and my dad said it will be a life changing expierence for all of us but wat is this change isnt good? and my mom doesnt even like factory work!...and i have mild anxiety like i get nervous and anxiouse anout changes and this HUGE change has crying out of no where...what can i do to get through this?

You don't have a choice. Instead of moping around thinking about how much your life sucks, why don't you get over it and begin thinking about how this will improve your life in the long run?

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is it wrong to not eat pizza crusts?

Thou must eat thy crusts, or thou shalt suffer in the pits of Hell forever.



Matthew 13:37

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Hi…Just to give you a little background on my situation, I am a 22 year old female that has been involved with my 32 year old boyfriend for almost 4 years now. I discovered his online porn collection after about our first 6 months of dating. Now four years later I am still struggling with the same issue. After our first year of dating he moved away for work and things became stressed because of the long distance. Year two he moved even further away creating more stress. So year three I decided to move with him. Long story short, about a month after I moved in he cheated with someone long distance—go figure! I moved out of his house and after about six months we got back together again.

Back to the porn issue, the amount of money he spends on porn is ridiculous. I would approximate 5-6 online subscriptions per month. Keep in mind each subscription is around $29.99. I have tried talking to him about it. Basically all he says is I shouldn’t be snooping through his personal stuff and he needs a visual to aid in masturbation since we are long distance. I can understand the second part but why does he need to continually download more videos and pictures. A couple of years ago I would find his porn downloads and delete them so he purchased an expensive external hard drive just for his porn.

When I look at his porn collection it makes me feel like I will never compare to the women he is fantasizing about. His collection mainly consists of extremely large breasts (DD and above) and extremely large rear ends. I have neither of these things.

Recently I decided maybe since his obsession with porn will not go away I should somehow try to become a part of his fantasy. I took pictures of myself and sent them to him. He claims this will make him stop looking at porn. Later that night I checked his email and he had ordered two more online subscriptions. I already accepted him back after he cheated once and I almost feel like his porn habits are another form of cheating. Should I move on or try to deal with his obsessions? HELP!

While I have nothing against porn in general, he spends an insane amount of money on it.


Porn here shouldn't be the main issue. The main issue is that he cheated on you once, and he WILL do it again.


His large sums of money spent on porn and his history of cheating leads to too much baggage for one person to deal with.


Break up with him.

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Hey guys.

It's Valentine's Day again. And I'm pissed off. Why?

I used to be such a tomboy, lol. I would fight people, unfortunately. Looking back, I was such a disgrace, and I'm so glad I got anger management.

I'm still a bit of a tomboy, in the respect that I love seeing those gory action movies, but at the same time, I'm obsessed with fashion. Anyways, lol.

I just feel like, as usual, that guys never want me. I'm not girly enough, or soft spoken enough. I don't have a bad rep anymore, I dress pretty well. I have friends.

I just feel inadequate; that no one will ever be proud to call me their girlfriend. The guys at my school, they only date cookie-cutter girls.

Once, a friend described me as being "You're just too much. You're always up to something?" Could that be the reason people aren't into me? Should I force myself to be like everyone else? Guys don't even want to talk to me. Some have liked me before, but they are embarrassed to tell anyone. I could see it in their eyes.

I know they say "Just wait". I can't wait any longer! I want to know what it's like!

I'm concerned about the upcoming Prom. I don't have a date, and I probably won't.

Focus less on what you were, focus more on what you are and what you're trying to become. It's pretty obvious to spot an obsessive person, and progressiveness is an attractive quality in all people.

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what foods should i eat that will only enlarge my butt?

No.

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What is a cute name I can gall my boyfriend named Ryan?

Jesus.

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My friend needs help on choosing Latin, French or Spanish, for high school

Spanish-Florida a lot of people know Spanish here

French-A love romantic language she loves lot

Latin-A great language to learn, because it will be easier to learn another language afterwards

I can't help her because we have different opinion on things. Any help please?


Please and Thank You.

Spanish. Cognates galore.

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dont know what its called or who sings it...But some of the lyrics are...baby i cant keep my eyes off you

Google it. I did it for you but then it expanded my page into another time zone.

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14/f

do you wear your bra in the doctor's office?

thanks

I usually do.

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that's good advice. You really don't know how much that hurts when people say that about us why do yoy think we hate the world

You hate the world because it's fashionable. Don't lie to yourself.

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Ok I have a boyfriend named jesse and he's a skater........I'm a emo I dont want 2 be with him anymore I'm in love with a guy named josue who is also emo but I don't want 2 brake up with jesse because I don't want 2 hurt him......please help me out my heart belongs 2 josue

Must... resist urge... to tell you... to cut yourself...



Yea, break up with him, and throw him a nice, "It's not you, it's me." Only in this case it is actually you.

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if a guy says "good night, beautiful" to you, what's something witty to say back to him if you like him? but you're not going out. like you're friends but he says that quite often to you?

Goodnight my catatonic sex toy.

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can you tell me what to do PLEASE and not tell me i talk like a eight year old. THANK YOU! from: iheartu :p

Copy paste the revise I made to your question and resubmit it.

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hi my names Diamond, I just made the volley ball team and we lost our first game. so today we had our second game and we also lost. so when i was gettin dressed in the locker room the captain markeisha just came out of no where and said "i know why we lost. We lost because Diamond and angel suck." Then she said "yea i said it because everyone knows it they just dont have enough guts to say it" Well...angels my best friend, but i though i did really good because i served perfectly and most of the time the ball didnt come to me.Then she looked at me and angel and said "if you got a problem with me then come to my face and say it right now" but i didnt because i hate fighting. Im an honor student and to me its not right. but anyways.. my friend kelly said "you cant talk about people like that. I dont know who you think you are because they were good." and Markeisha got all in her face yelling and stuff but one of makiesha's friends grabbed markiesha and told her not to be fighting. But my feelings are really hurt because she said it in front of everyone and i thought i did good. If i wasnt doing good why would my coach never switch me out with anyone. I'm nurvous to go to school tomarrow. Please help me as soon as possible!

Knock Markeisha on her ass.

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before i said i like a guy 4 years older than me! i got NO good advice. i want him to notice\talk to me ! !??!?!HOW!?!?? i don't want to hear that he's way to old! i REALLY REAlly REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE HIM! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
im dyin here! help plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

He is in fact way too old, and you're not exactly in a position to make a bid about your own maturity judging by the way your question was written.



Keep in mind, that better advice comes to those that type less like an 8 year old. A revise of your question should look like this;



Before I said I liked a guy four years older than me. I got no good advice. I want him to notice and/or talk to me. How can I do this? I don't want advice saying he's too old. I really like him. Help please!

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what are some bands thats are good but pretty unknown?

genres:
-rock
-indie
-punk
-scream

:]

Primus.

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For some reason my advice column will not upload a picture. It says it is over 15k, but I am sure it's not. My pictures are a lot smaller than yours is, so I am just wondering how you did it so I could get mine to work as well. Thanks in advance.

Don't bother uploading via advicenators, put your photo on a hosting site. Go to tinypic.com. Under Upload Images And Videos, click browse, and find your picture. Then click upload. Copy the direct link, and go to Profile Settings on Advicenators. Paste it under URL of a Picture of You.


All done.

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what are some good songs to cry to? this may sound stupid..but i just need some. i'm in like a depressed state. lol (:

Who Me? by Buckethead.

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so how exactly are you scene?

a lot of them like drink vitamin water and like hello kitty

but what other stuff like that?

and stuff they do?

how to dress?

music?


to talk?



http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Scene

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Slaughter houses, disgust me. I want to change slaughter houses, the killing animals can somebody tell me how i could help?
I'm only 14/f. (9th grade)
The only meat I eat is chicken, and I can't help it but i still feel bad afterwords.
Why can't farm owners cant wait untill the animal dies, then slaughter and sell it? Thats organic right? Instead of slicing its neck open with tears dripping down its eyes. ):
Supposly the islamic method makes the animal feel no pain.. is this true?

Is there something i could go to school for, to change the method of killing animals?
I want my job to help animals, but i do not want to be a vet. JUst some suggestions on anything i've asked or written would mean alot to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_bolt_pistol


No worries. You might remember seeing it in No Country for Old Men, where Chigurh uses it to um, kill... everyone. But at least it didn't hurt anyone! Except that one guy where his hand was shot off by it, and then he was shot with it in the chest.


EDIT:


Lets read the first paragraph of the link, shall we? "The stunning is essential to prevent the pain and suffering of the animal through the bleeding (exsanguination) process (which is itself necessary to prevent meat spoilage)." "The bolt is actuated by a trigger pull and is propelled forward by compressed air "



We're talking air here, not an actual bolt. Christ.

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