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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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What should I do if I am in love with DangerNerd?

Nothing, seeing as how he's married.

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ok so here's the deal, i'm fourteen years old, never been kissed, never had a boyfriend, i'm trying to find my way around in this world. i consider myself "emo" but i guess some other people don't think that. i sometimes get called a poser. i'm very extremely quiet in school and around people i don't know. sometimes i just feel invisible like nobody evens cares about me and i hate it. i don't cut or anything so i guess that's good. my life is not totally miserable, sometimes i exaggerate. i'm actually pretty blessed you could say (in some ways more than others) 2 years ago my parents got seperated. that i guess led to my over-eating. i weighed about 179 last year. thank god my weight did go down! but i'm still not thin. sometimes i think of myself as really fat when compared to other girls i'm not fat at all. now, about the boys. either they don't like me or they're afraid of me. it's really sad sometimes but i'm okay. i think i love this one boy. the thing is that we never even met. we talk online and he does live in a town near me but we've never met. i always talk to him and we talk about everything and he understands me so well. i can tell him things that i wouldn't dare tell anyone else, even my best friend! i need to meet him, but i'm way too shy, he says he's shy too but i'll be a nervous wreck!!! oh yeah and he's 17!!!! yeah right!!! like i'll ever be able to go out with him. i've never told him how i feel about him and he never said he liked me. but i really hope he does. well that is my life basically. can you please give me some advice on boys, shyness, depression, weight, and anything else that would help me? i'm so confused. thanks!

I was almost twenty the first time I kissed a girl, so don't feel about about only being fourteen.

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Ok so there is this girl on my bus named jessica. And were arent friends or anything. And she told the kid across from me that her stepfather beats her. So me and the other kid decided that we would tell the guideance counseler about it. Well the other kid goes to Vo-tech during the day so he wanted me to tell the office. So I did. Well somehow Jessica found out that I was the one who told and now shes mad at me. She is being really nasty to me what should i do? I mean I was only trying to help

Jessica is one of a few things:

A: Afraid of what her stepfather will do to her.
B: A total bitch.
C: Lying about the whole thing.
D: A total bitch who lied about the whole thing.

Just ignore her. You did the right thing, not matter what her reaction was. If it is true, then later in life she'll be thankful. She's obviously just going through problems right now.

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ok i keep geting boners and their annoying right? even when im not thinkikng of sex but their only annoying when im at school because u know some times i have to stand up... and then ppl stare so yea is their any way to not have them as often?

Get used to it. It'll happen the rest of your life. Boners are sneaky little buggers, they pop up at the worst moments.

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Is it wrong for me to go out on walks dressed like John Lennon?

Only if it's wrong that I sit in my room alone taking pictures of myself with vampire fangs in.

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Ok, I have this really rare blood type (AB-) and my mom told me that if I want to have children, I have to go with my "partner" to get tested to see what blood types can mix with each other and be ok. She said if I mix body fluids (blood) with someone that isn't the same type as me, I'll die. And I really like this guy, but I don't know what blod type he is. And I don't want anyone to know that we....um, yeah. And I'm just....full of freaking questions! I'm such a dork!

Your mom is feeding you bullshit with a spoon made of lies. She just doesn't want you having sex.

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Well ive been going out with my bf since June... But weve liked eachother SOOOOOO MUCH before that... I love him and all but i just get aggervated with the way he treats me sometimes. This all happened in July when we all went to a house party.. i got pretty trashed (14/f believe me i learned from my mistakes and theyll never happen again!!) and i ended up making out with this guy.. I didnt even notice i did it until the next morning when i woke up at my house (i had gotten a ride home from my friends bro')... Well anyway so i felt like such a horrible person i even called my boyfriend up and told him what i did... He of course reacted as any man would.. flipping out on me and sh** he even called me a fucking slut and whore... :( :( :( :(.... yeah I know harse... BUT we talked it over like 2 weeks after that and he finally forgave me.. I was so Happy... and see the thing is though whenever the boy who i madeout with comes up (even now and its october) my BF gets all pissed off and doesnt talk to me! or he'll be in a bitchy mood all day and when we hangout he wont kiss me or whatever... errr and its continually.. But then the next day hes all fine and everything. I know he doesnt trust me still.. and it sucks.. ANY IDEAS?? Im tired of this.. I HATE IT SO MUCH!! it makes me feel so low of myself and i cry whenever it happens.. What can i do to stop him from doing this??.. and for me to forgive myself? and how can i let him know he can trust me and that i do love him and it was just a mistake!

Let me get this straight. You cheat on him, now you get mad at him when he gets upset when you bring up that guy's name? Maybe you should have been more responsible and NOT cheated on him. He has every right to be mad at you, and do the things he does. Hell, you should be lucky he's still with you. You're both young, neither of you should be dealing with cheating relationships yet. Well, not that anyone should ever have to deal with it, but someone older could handle it better. This is an important lesson, learn to take responsibility for your actions. You cheated on him, and he doesn't trust you and gets mad when you mention the other guy's name. Either deal with it or find a new guy.

Also, don't drink.

You may have done it three months ago, but I haven't forgiven my ex for cheating on me even a year later. Cheating isn't just something you can forgive and forget. It is one of the worst things you can do to someone, especially if you claim you love them. This wasn't negative, it was trying to show you that he isn't in the wrong for acting the way he is. If you can't understand that, fine, continue to live you life thinking you can just apologize to someone and it will all be better. I hope one day you mature enough to realize how stupid you're acting right now.

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ok, why do people not understand that you cant get over a guy so fast! i mean all my friends tell me to get over this guy! but i cant! n thn they say im dumb! WTF?!

It depends on how "long" long is. If it's like two weeks, then no that's not long enough. If it's like six months, then yeah I'd say get over it too.

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Okay so im a sophmore and my best friend is a Senior. Ive been noticing lately that everytime i tell her that i like a guy or that i think this guy is cute she always seems to like flirt with them in front of my face. For an example there is this new guy at our school and hes really hot so i told her that i thought he was cute and they sit at the same lunch table so she always tells me these stories and she sent me their conversation trying to make me jealous. If shes suppose to be my best friend why does she do this? Or am i just being paranoid but if im just being paranoid then i dont know bc I seem to feel this way a lot. Please help me i'll rate

She's immature and has to be jealous of every guy you like. She doesn't sound like much of a best friend, maybe it's time you found a new one. That, or don't tell her when you like a guy. That should be amusing. Mess with her head and stuff.

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okay I need some help, there is this guy who I went out with twice. The first time we went out I was in the tenth grade and he was a senior, well we broke up for a very stupid reason. Anyways, we started going out again in like 2003, which was afer i had gone to college for two years. We ended up breaking up because his parents kept trying to control our relationship and stuff like that. So needless to say, we didn't talk much after we broke up. But he works at the mall which I go to alot and I always found myself staring at him and I caught him staring at me a few times. We have hung out a few times and I can't seem to get him out of my head. I know he likes me still but he has a girlfriend and she is extremely controlling. He wants to do stuff with me and although I really want to, I won't because he has a girlfriend and I know how it feels to be cheated on. So, my question is, how do I get him to dump his gf and come back to me? I love him so much. please help, any advice is great.

You are asking advice on how to break up a couple? The only advice is DON'T! That's pretty messed up. If he wants to leave her for you, he will. Though, it is obvious he's not very loyal to his girlfriends, seeing as how he admitted that he'd cheat on his current one with you. Just find a new guy, one that hasn't attempted to commit adultery in front of you before.

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How come on aim you can't warn people anymore? Like sometimes you can..but then you can't..cuz when i press the button it says "Warning of '*BLAH BLAH* ' not allowed."...how can i warn someone?! lol please help!!

Warning is lame and doesn't do anything. Just block them and get on with your life.

Oh, as to why you can't warn them, they have to be talking to you for you to warn them. So if they're not talking much, you wont be able to warn them, or only give them a small warning.

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What are some EMO stores? Pacsun is too punkish. Hot topic is great but its too gothic. i want something emo-ish


i rate high!!!!


*emo-lost*

Salvation Army. Emo kids are all about the vintage and cheap clothing.

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i have a great dane puppy,
i m looking to feed him with great antyoxydants for dogs.
r there any available?
if yes where can i buy them via internet.
thank u.
love&create
gil

I've heard coffee and green tea are chuck full of those things.

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Lastnight ... when i was just walking in my house ... my knee buckled, popped(i heard it) and i just fell to the ground. For the first 10 minutes it burned, and i coodnt get off the ground. My dad helped me up ... and i coodnt put any weight on it. I got thru the night ... but still this morning, its not better. It just feels like theres a giant bruise on it ... and i cant put much weight on it at all. Im going to the doctors soon. Do yu know whats wrong? Am i gunna need crutches or something?

OMG...

The same thing happened to me, only I was kneeling down and it happened when I stood up. Is your leg locked in place? If so, be prepared for a couple weeks of crutches and knee braces. There is also a chance you tore your meniscus, but I highly doubt it. Just limit your walking for a week or two, do a lot of lounging around. But make sure to take AWESOME care of it, my knee still hurts from time to time. Oh yeah, you'll probably need physical therapy as well. Everything should be ok.

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well there is 2 guys i like and they both like me but the problem is i dont know who to pick cuz i like them both and they are both really sweet and nice..i dont kno what to do???

Find out which one plans on becoming a doctor and choose him.

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Okay, I'm like SO sad because my best friend in the entire world moved! It's not just something I can get over, because she has been my bff since 1st grade, and we're in 9th now!=

She moved about an hour away. I know it's not THAT far, but it seems like it. I used to go to her house EVER night, and now we only see each other about 3 times a month. Not only that, I don't want us to grow apart from this. I couldn't stand to lose my bff to another person. Any advice? I rate 5's.

If you both do your part to keep the friendship alive, then nothing will change.

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HEY! im in need of a new s/n and im like desprate!!! lol please help me um i like
pretyy much everything a typical 14 year old likes *im a prep if it helps* I WILL RATE 5's FOR ANY HELP

Just make one yourself.

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hey well im really bad at math and ive been working hard at this problem all night, but i cant seem to understand how to get the answer, if anybody could help me solve it ASAP that would be great! (honestly i was soo overloaded on homework tonight & so im stressed out too, so thanks for all your help in advance!)

heres the problem:
the capacity of an elevator is either 20 children or 15 adults. If 12 children are currently on the elevator, how many adults can still get on? explain your thinking at each step and your answer(s).

Alright. Ok, so 12/20 children are currently on the elevator. So as of now, the elevator is 60% full (12/20 is also 6/10). So, you'll want to find out what amount of adults is 40%. So, take 4/10 times x/15. Cross multiply, and you'll come up with 60 = 10x. This means 6 = x, which should be the amount of adults on the elevator.

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ok well a guy is switching schools on friday so i wrote him a letter about how i feel but i signed it as anonymous. it tells exactly how i feel about him. shouldi leave it how it is or put my actual name on it plaese help. i rate high

You should tell him in person, not write a note.

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Hi, I am a 17 yr old male who has a problem. My g/f head over heels in love with me. She claims, that if she could, she would marry me and have my children. The only thing is that I don't love her. I just like her a lot, but nowhere near to love. I used to say that I love her though I didn't mean it. Over the summer I admitted to her the truth sbout my feelings for her. Thinking this would driver her away, it only brough her closer. She is glad that I am able to tell her the truth on how I feel because she feels it brings us closer. We are curently intimate in the act of sex. I have always wondered if I am in it because of sex. My question is should I stay with her, and if I do, is it right for us to be having sex?

I personaly think it's wrong to have sex with people you don't love. If this girl is that into you, you should seriously end it before she ends up getting anymore feelings for you. Sure it would be hard to do, but in the end it would just be better for the both of you.

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