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I'm confused. how come the firefighters didnt just put trampolines to catch the jumpers so they didnt all have to die? i know they werent prepared but after seeing dozens of people jump why didnt they? i cant imagine it.. i mean falling thousands of feet going at 150 mph.. which takes like 10 seconds from a high floor. and i hear that some people got killed from being hit by these jumpers.. can someone just explain to me how it was like and why they died when they hit the floor? and did their bodies totally break apart or pretty much stay intact? and what do you think was going through their minds as they were about to hit the ground or were about to jump? oh and why werent there hellicopters there to rescue people? i saw a vid on youtube where 2 people landed and it was a terrible racket.. its just the weirdest thought ever. please help.. and i hope this doesnt seem rude or anything. im 14 so when this happened i was only in first grade. then i thought it was funny, the thought of jumpers cause i couldnt imagine that at all. i didnt know they were actually dying and stuff.. and couldnt imagine how that could happen. thanks for the help btw. geez looking up all this 9/11 stuff now that i didnt know about sure is depressing.
No trampoline could take the weight of a human falling at that speed from that height. It would rip through as if it wasn't there.
A trampoline with a stronger material that could take the weight of a human would be strong enough that it would probably kill the person by itself.
When I was 13 and stupid, I tried cannabis once.
Seriously, it was three drags from the joint, and I didn't even feel anything.
The only reason I did it, was cause I wanted to know what was so amazing about it.
Now I'm 15½, and even if someone offered me free joints, I wouldn't smoke it. I find nothing appealing in illegal drugs (I don't smoke, but I don't mind it, I do drink occasionally)
Do you think this is good, that I find drugs unappealing, or do you think this will affect me later on in life?
I'm just wondering :)
Yeah, not wanting to fuck your life up is a bad thing.
Come on...
yea hi, my penis is 7 1/2 inches when erect and im 14. is this good or bad or like what the hell is it? i dont know what to make of it
It means you have a ready made career in the porno industry. Congratulations, I think.
ok i heard that if a guy jacks off and then pees, his precum won't contain sperm. is this true? if it is, how long does that last. like, is it safe from sperm all day? or just a little while? also, how many times can a boy precum? like, i've looked at his boner and we've seen it before. but can it still precum at anytime? or is it done after one time? sorry for all the questions! thanks!
That's not true.
A good rule of thumb in your case is that if you have sex, there is a 100 percent chance you'll get pregnant.
how easily is it for the average [horny] 15/16 yr old guy to get hard?
Too easy. :(
Here is a txt conversation tween me and my crush... just to warn you... we kinda hate each other... but i love him.
Me: Hi hoe, Hi hoe, it's off to work you go
Him: You are the beaver Bitch
Me: That made no since hoe
Him: You are the hoe beaver Bitch
Me: You're a white whale, BALOOGA
Him: What kind of comeback is that?
Me: Your kind of comeback. Your legs are open and you're loose.
Him: Do you know what that means?
Me: Yes I no what both of them means. You are loose in the ass hole.
Him: No you don't know what that means cuz if you did you would not have said that
Me: Ya I do I no you dont have a vagina but you are gay so you are loose in the butt
Him: You have a penis and you are a man hoe
Me: You know what?
Him: What, did you fart?
Me: No you did but that's not the point. And tell Blake he stinks
Him: You're rigt. I did fart.
Me: Did you fart on Blake?
He didn't say anything after that. I know that it seems like we hate each other, but we txt each other that stuff all the time. So do you think there's hope, or should I just let go?
I think you need to realize that eight year olds don't have cell phones, so stop acting like one.
hey so i have to write an essay for school on the sciene fictional novel Ender's Game.
the question my essay answers is "is imperialism justifyable"
i am saying imperialsi is justifyale when its in order to save the world
can anybody find me quotes (and page numbers) that support my point of view!!!
IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRICIATED!!!!!!! NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WOULD THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your thesis is bad. The only imperialism that I remember from the book was from the buggers, and that certainly was not to save the world.
i'm 15 girl that's a sophmore in highschoool!
i want to be popular
and i don't want the typical advice like put yourself out there..it does not work or help!
Stifle your personality and whore out a new one listed below.
Is it true guys think about sex every 7 seconds?
haha i never thought about asking this but now that someone mentioned it .....
For God's sake!
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=537643
That last bit means that it's an idiotic notion, not that it's true.
do guys get hard 3 times at night while they sleep? like EVERY SINGLE NIGHT???
Yeah, guys don't go to bed with little counters counting how many times they get hard ons. We're a little too busy sleeping to notice exactly how many we get.
This is only slightly above the "Is it true guys think about sex every 7 seconds?" question.
13/f
I was unpset at school today. and my best friend wanted to know what was wrong with me. I told her not to worry about it. But she saw that I was really upset. She told me that she would get really mad at me if i didn't tell her what was wrong. I told her that I don't think that her and her boyfriend make a good couple and that i think that she deserves a LOT better. Well she got mad at me and said that i like to start drama for fun. Of course I don't like starting drama. If I would have thought drama was fun I would have told her right off the bat. So what should I do?
Should I be her friend or what?
Yeah, let's totally ditch you "best" friend because she got angry with you over you insulting her boyfriend.
1) She shouldn't have put her feelings before yours when asking to know what was wrong with you.
2) You shouldn't just bail on someone for one small thing.
Come on, you guys are acting like you're 13 years old. Oh wait...
ok me and my ex is cool with eachother and we always talk so
i asked him
me: would you ever go out with me again?
my ex:idk....
my ex: but i might miss you
What does that mean? i dont really have any feelings for him i like him as my friend
Nothing too cryptic about it; he's hinting that he misses you.
And by the way, if you're not interested in him like that why would you ask? Don't string him along with hypothetical bullshit.
Could someone give me some really good drum & bass bands like Pendulum?
Or some heavy techno?
Thanks!
Tool has fantastic drums and good bass, and Primus has fantastic bass and good drums.
when using photoshop, to airbrush skin tones, how do you find the exact skin tone? because when i try to find it it turns out soo bad (to dark, to green, to purple etc.) so yeah, what can I do to make it match better?
Thanks:)
Clone stamp that mofo.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MWn0lxRNqos
why do a lot guys deal with their problems by partying, sleeping with lots of girls and doing drugs?
A way to escape problems.
And you know full well that it's not only guys that do it, so don't bother excluding females from this problem.
if i only drank water, and ate fruits, veggies, and salads would i lose any weight? i mean without working out.
i know clearly if i did that, i would lose weight if i was exercising too, but i am asking if i didn't. and i don't like fish and i guess that's healthy or whatever, i am so picky, so it's hard to eat healthy.
And how exactly do you plan to lose the weight you already have? Eating healthy will prevent you from gaining more weight, but the act of chewing isn't going to do anything.
This isn't the Wizard of Oz, clicking your heels together three times and just wishing something would happen (you losing weight magically) isn't going to do anything.
Okay, so i have been going out with Drake,
my boyfriend for ten years. We live together in
an apartment and i really want to get married. i
want to have kids first though. My friends all
have kids and i want to have kids to motavate him
to ask me to marry him. But, i don't know how to
tell him. We have only had sex twice and he said
lately that he doesn't want to have sex until we
are married. I just want to have a kid though
because i love him and latley we haven't been as
close. I think having kids would bring us closer
as a family. How should I tell him? i need
advice! :( gogurl10
Wanting kids so that he'll be motivated to ask you to marry him is pretty irresponsible. Creating life for the sole reason of you benefiting from a marriage proposal is a decision an adolescent would make.
That strategy will not work, period. There's a reason that you are not married to each other, and it doesn't stem from the fact that you don't have children.
Please, for the sake of any children you create out of wedlock, do not have kids with him unless you're married.
You don't need to ask advice on how to tell him you want kids, you need advice on the best places to receive marriage counseling.
What would you do if you found out your child was listening to Simple Plan? Would you think its bad or would you just say "Its music, who cares"? Any answers apreciated.
I would be insanely pissed off and would then force them to listen to Tool.
But other than preaching how to be a big enough loser to fit into today's society, their lyrics aren't horrible from a parent's view. They're just horribly written, but whatever.
how to get on myspace when at school
You'll need a proxy.
schoolhelp.hopto.org
sunslicer.com
ig2.org
i went tanning today,in my moms friend tanning bed,and she was like oh yeah you should come back tomorrow and even monday, so you'll start getting tanner. and like, im like mommm you have to call her tmrw. but she was like no, inless she calls me i dont wanna be rude. but like, she told me, so i dk? what would my mom say if she calls up?
To start off, you should call her. Your mom's friend invited you to tan, not her.
You shouldn't be tanning that frequently anyway, because it's dangerous. If you don't think you'll get cancer from it, you WILL get cancer. God has a sense of humor when it comes to ignorance.
Every time you tan, one of these covers each and every pore;
http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/atomic-bomb.jpg
In conclusion... learn telephone skills and pay more attention in your science class.