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advice

OK heres the dealio
i HATE showers...they just seem like a waste of time for me. Does anyone know any ways that will make showering fun?? no sarcastic answers please. Thanks

shOwers are tO keep yOu clean, nOt tO be OH SO FUN! just get in clean and get Out. ♥

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ok i hate showering and bathing, cd players never help, rubberdickies annoy the living hell out of me and scents give me headaches? i never feel good in the bath/shower, please help me!

uhmm. yOu take shOwers tO stay clean.. nOt tO feel gOod every single time. just gO in, clean, and get right Out. its nOt that hard. ♥

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Hey I need some help.. I am getting sent away soon and I am like in love with my boyfriend.. he is in a boys homeand I'm afraid I am never gonna get to see him again. I am afraid to tell him how I feel.. then there is this new girl coming to our school and she wants to hook up with him and he likes her too... i dont want to leave.. because I don't want to lose him.. please help.. i dont want to lose my baby boi

be hOnest, tell him hOw yOu feel, and bitch slap the Other girl.. THATS YOUR MAN!! ♥

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i went to the beach last weekend and got VERY sunburned. my right leg and foot are swollen and hurt very badly, and i have to drive for 2 hours tomorrow. Any way to take down the swelling from my burn on saturday, or to help the burn heal faster? (i've already used aloe multiple times) thanks!

iCe ♥

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i recently got my hair cut but they cut it way too short for my liking, it just reaches my shoulders and is layered all over and i cant do anything with it so i was just wondering if theres anyone out there that can give me advice on what i can do with it or a way of styling short hair really anything
thanks alot xoxo


try curling it with a curling iron. just get the curlinmg iron and flip it outwards.. very cute ♥

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ok i have this friend his name is deven swyers and hes always mad at me cuz im better than him at everything and i could beat him up and he better than me at absoulutely nothing what whould i do to make him feel better?

wr0ng categ0ry dipshit..

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well how to start... ok so me and my b/f have been experimenting alittle bit more lately, and the other day he started like kissing my boobs and sucking my nipples and stuff like that... well today they're really sore and they kinda sting/hurt... does anybody know why this is?? or what's causing it?

uhh maybe cuz he was sucking them s0 hard maybe he bit them...c0me 0n.. c0mm0n kn0wledge..
♥aMbi

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ok i got this friend and i thought he rly liked me and or so he says and then like so i would you kno kiss him and things like that and we were supposed to have sex this weekend i was supposed to lose my virginity to him but now this moring i found out at the high school hes sayin all kinda of rumors about me and how he can get anything from me.. so my question is how do i ask him about this?

ill kick his ass f0r y0u 0kay.. i hate dumbass b0ys like that..
♥aMbi

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Hey, im really scared about doing stuff sexually with a guy because of some of the stuff with my body..do guys care what a body looks like? i have stretch marks on my boobs because they grew so fast..and i have little dots on my but..and i dont know why? i just wanted to ask you if a guy cares about what his girlfriends body looks like to do sexual stuff with her.. i havent done anything yet...but im scared of what might happen when we do stuff..thanks!

if he cares then screw him.. hes n0t right f0r y0u.. he sh0uldnt like y0u f0r what y0ur b0dy l0oks like.. he sh0uld like y0u f0r y0u n0 matter what..
♥aMbi

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My boyfriend is coming over tomorrow, and we are going to spending all day and night with him. We have talked about sex, but I'm not quite sure about it. I've never had sex before, but he has. Should I go ahead and do it tomorrow? Or wait? I feel like I'm ready to do it with him, because I absolutly love him with my whole heart. Help me!

if y0ure ready, then fuck the dude.. but 0bvi0usly y0ure n0t ready if y0ure asking if y0u sh0uld wait..
♥aMbi

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People are always saying not to do anything until you're totally and fully ready. Well, my boyfriend is ready to finger me and I want him to and i want to be ready but like..how can i become ready?

♥ umm just be ready.. let him d0 it if y0u want

♥ well usually guys w0uld tell y0u s0 they c0uld have s0mething t0 clean it up with.. they d0nt want it t0 get everywhere.. unless the girl is gr0ss and wants it in her m0uth..

♥aMbi

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In your opinion, is 13 years old too young to be fingered? If you really can't get any STDs then what's the harm?

n0pe its n0t y0ung.. y0u cant get any stds s0 wh0 cares.. its n0t like y0ur fucking s0me0ne.. haha..
♥aMbi

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hi, uhhh its kinda hard to talk about this but, I dont know what to tell my boifriend, I mean he asked me if I was a virgin or not n i keep aboiding the question, you see when I was 13 I was rapped, what should I tell my boifrien? should I lie or tell him the truth, do you think it will effect the relationship?

thanks so much (I rate well!!!) HaLeY

h0ney, seri0usly.. u sh0uld tell him.. why w0uld it effect the relati0nship..? y0u were RAPED.. its n0t like y0u wanted it.. s0 just tell him and he WILL understand and if he d0esnt.. ill kick his ass!
♥aMbi

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I have a friend that ive known for several years. She lives a very long distance away from me and theres nothing i can do physcially for her. Her father makes her have sex with him on a nightly basis. Is there any way i can help her get help. Shes afraid of going against him, because he is paying for her college and everything. I love her to death. What can i do?

aw h0w sad.. her dad is fucking sick in the head. and needs t0 be put away..p0lice w0uld help...
♥aMbi

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Oh my goodness okay well i havent had my period in about 40 days and i thought that maybe i just skipped a month. I have my first boyfriend right now and we're really close and we were on a vacation thing together..we didnt do anything sexual AT ALL and my mom just asked me if i was pregnant!! and now im terrified because i dont know why im so late and i thought i just skipped a month but i guess not..im definetely not pregnant but my mother scared me and now im really worried! please..could someone please give me a reaosn why my period could be so late?

y0u cant get pregnant if y0u havent had sex.. and even if y0u did have sex y0u still c0uldnt get pregnant unless he wasnt wearing a c0nd0m and cummed inside y0u.. d0nt w0rry s0 much, my g0d...
♥aMbi

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i'm 15/f and have an amazing boyfriend. i love being around him and and doing things with him sexually, but for some reason i don't want to make out. like, he's a really good kisser but i just don't like it. he wants to make out and doesn't understand why i don't. if anyone has any thoughts or ideas as to why this is i'd really appreciate hearing what you have to say!

i kn0w h0w y0u feel..T0TALLY.. s0metmes i d0nt want t0 kiss my b0yfriend just cause theres really n0 p0int.. yeah hes a g0od kisser in all but s0metimes i just think its b0ring.. unless he has an exciting tongue!
♥aMbi

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ok well i have been going out with this guy for a while now and every thing is going really good but i want to take it to the next leave and i dont know what to do can anyone help me

p.s. i dont really know how to give a guy head or like how i am supposed to let him fingure me can anyone help me please?

all y0u d0 is put y0ur m0uth 0ver his penis and just suck it and lick it.. and fingering all y0u d0 is let him d0 the w0rk.. he kn0ws what t0 d0.. d0nt w0rry ab0ut it..
♥aMbi

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Hey, I am Leigh-Anne, I am 35 years old, a week ago me and my husband were working late, my 12 year old son was home alone, when I came home I went to his room and caught him having sex with a 17 year old girl who is a friend of the family. I was schocked. She was giving him oral sex and they immedietly stopped, please answer thanks ~Leigh-Anne

uhh y0u c0uld have been m0re specific.. y0u didnt even ask a fucking questi0n..

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My boyfriend and I have beentogether a long long time. I love him alot and as of late we have been doing alot of new stuff. But i feel like that hes doing alot for me and im not doing enough for him. Any thing I can do to help him enjoy it more?

give him head..guys l0ve that..handjobs t0o..but th0se are b0ring.. because a guy c0uld just d0 that his self. just suck his thing and make it seem like y0ur being dirty it will turn him 0n even m0re!
♥aMbi













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ok i know this was stupid of me but i told my boyfriend that i have had sex with 3 guys but ive really only had sex with 1 and it was a long time ago and he was really small so im still really tight down there. im afraid hes going to be disappointed because im really tight and hes gonna have to go slow at first. what should i do? or will he care that im tight? please help

he w0nt care.. the tighter the better.. n0t many guys like it when girls are l0ose.. it just gr0sses them 0ut.. yuck♥
♥aMbi

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