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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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what POSITIVE effects come from birthcontrol? i heard it lightens your period and helps you lose weight. can you take it even if your not/dont think you are pregnant?

Lack of pregnancy.

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ok my guy friend was over a few weeks ago and we like open mouth kissed for about a minute and he did stick his tounge in my mouth and i stuck mine in his and he rubbed me "down there"(but i was wearing pants). people asked me if i made out with him and i just dont answer but hes telling people that he didnt make out with me it was just a kiss..... what was it?

That sounds like EXTREME making out. The kind that goes above and beyond the kissing. You should inform your friend that you have taken part in EXTREME making out.

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I am in the 10th grade and I have been thinking about what I want to be when I leave college. I now have discovered that I might look into being a psychologist. Can anyone help me find like websites that will help me research more about this. Thank you

Off the top of my head, I can't think of any. I kinda looked into it, and have taken some psychology classes. They are amazing, you learn some interesting stuff, but there are a lot of them.

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Ok im 13 and I have had sex twice....I know that I want to tell my mom....but i know that if I tell my mom she will tell my dad and I KNOW that he will flip out....But I had ses with a guy that i have been goin out with for 2 years already and we are still going out...so I dont think it is that big of deal...but how do I tell my parents without them like killing me??? Also do you think I am considered a slut or something because a couple people at my school do...
thanks

You're way too young to be having sex, so it is not surprise your dad would freak out. Thirteen years old would put you in middle school, and that is no time to be engaging in adult actions. So how should you tell your parents without them freaking? There most likely isn't a way. You can either tell them and expect any negative reactions from them, or not tell them and hopefully continue to live a normal middle schoolers life. Are you a slut, no. Making the wrong decisions, confused and trying to be more mature than you are, deffinetly.

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What should you do when you have a sprained wrist? How do you get the swelling down & how long should you not move it & stuff? Any other advice that is helpful. . .

I can tell you some things not to do:

Play guitar
Play baseball
Punch walls
Pull a truck with a rope
Shake hands
Do cartwheels
Paint a picture
Hand write a 50,000 word novel
Shake your hand violently
Move it

Hope this helped.

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What are ways of reducing anxiety? I'm a senior in high school so I've been pushing myself to do really well this year. I am also putting in 20+ hours a week at work which takes up alot of my time. I get stressed out over the littlest things that deal with school. Just over small assignments & tests. I want to do well but I can't seem to stop having this anxiety about everything. Besides medicine, what are ways to reduce my anxiety?

None that I know of are legal.

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I just started a new job today in the clothing department of a superstore.

The store hasnt opened yet so we were cleaning the diplay tables for the first couple hours which was fine, but then my boss had us folding clothes onto the tables. She told me TWICE that I wasn't folding them neatly enough even though I was trying my best. I was working with two other girls and she was being harder on me than the other two and I'm not sure why. I was so stressed out about it that when I got home I wanted to throw up and I went staight to bed.

My next shift is tomorrow and I really want to impress her.

Does anyone have any advice?

You could buy her a cheeseburger and tell her that you're sorry.

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I've been looking for a slipknot mask (corey taylor, slipknot or iowa) but on ebay it costs like 70 dollars. does anyone know of a place to buy them for less than that? all 5s.
-thanx

Make it yourself or give up. There is no shame in being a failure.

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Hey well there is this guy and Ive liked him for a while and today he says " I heard you like me is it true. " and so I said mabye.But then my friend said yes she does.But he wants to " hear it from me" I dont know hoe to tell him should I just say Yes i like you or what? And he keeps asking me so does that mean something.OO and he thinks 2 of my other friends are hot if that matters.But ever since he found this out he has been really sweet to me and saying how are you and if i look sad he asks if im ok.Does this mean anything?

It means he may like you, do something about it or else he is going to hook up with your friends.

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She is not very social. She is not very "cool." She wants to be my friend but I don't like her very much. She is weird. She got off the bus crying the other day because people call her a lezbo and a homosexual. I asked her why she was crying and she said she didn't know what thoughs words mean. I am 1 year younger than her. She is a geek...HELP ME! How do I a) get her away from he and/or b) make her cooler shall I say.

There are many solutions to this problem:

1. Never make ANY contact with her again. Eye contact, verbal contact, mental contact, physical contact, or even astral contact. You will never have to worry about her again if you can achieve this.

2. Pretend to be her friend. Then she can feel happy because someone cares, but you don't really have to see her other than the bus. This will make you seem like a better person, but your friends wont stop being your friends.

3. Assume she is not of this Earth. She could very well be an alien trying to fit in to human life. She will not know normal customs, certain words, or anything else. This is also best to avoid, since aliens are unpredictable.

4. Show her the internet. If she is going to be a geek, she might as well learn her natural habitat.

I hope I helped.

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okay, so this guy i am "together with" which means we are pretty much going out without the label. anyway, he says he likes me alot, but doesnt think we would be able to have a relationship because he doesnt think i would want him to finger me, or i wont give him head. and the truth is, i just think it would be akward.. but ive gone out with him before.. and i really want a relationship with him.. he doesnt want to have sex with me.. just do everything else. but ive never given anyone head, and ive never been fingered.. im 14.. and i didnt think i should be doing that stuff.. what should i do?

Relationships are not about fingering and blow jobs, so tell him to fuck off.

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why do people say that you need to use a sponge for when you have sex? what do you use it for?!?

Cleaning your dirty lover before you sex it up.

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is masturbation bad for your body?

Only if God catches you.

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how do you make destroyed jeans...any ideas?...well i know you use paint and sisscors but i heard a cheese grater was good too?

Sometimes I feed my jeans to my pet dinosaur.

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I have been going out with a guy i've liked forever as of yesterday. He is already saying I love you and I said it back. Are we both just saying it or what?

Probably just saying it.

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alrighty, one of my good friends is...i guess what people would call a 'music elitist'? she's very unique and listens to old rock bands like the who and the beatles and stuff. she acts like she doesnt care what anyone thinks of her, but obviously she does or she would try so hard to be different, right? anyway, I on the other hand, am to her, the stereotypical prep. yeah, i get up and take an hour to get ready every morning, i shop at stores like AE and GAP, and i listen to pop music. whenever i give her a ride home or anything, she's always criticizing and making fun of the music that's playing, and if i go to the bathroom to fix my hair or makeup, she HAS to make a comment. i really do try so hard not to say anything to her about it. i tolerate her BLASTING the who and coldplay in my ears when i'm around her without saying anything, and i completely respect her political and religious opinions (WHICH ARE COMPLETELY OPPOSITE THAN MINE) and she doesnt. what do i do??? today i got mad and i blasted the music in the car and i kept making fun of her music, but now i feel bad. what do i do to tell her how i feel without coming off as a total b****???

She is just trying to prove she's "better" by having a taste in music that isn't completely popular nowadays. People like that are ignorant and there is no point in arguing with her. You could try and say something to her, but she's so into herself that it wouldn't get through. Either deal with it or find people who just enjoy listening to music, not bragging about who they like.

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I'm 15 and I think I have social anxiety disorder. My parents keep urging me to get help from a counsellor.. but I can't. It's really pathetic but for me the idea of having to sit in a room with a total stranger and answer questions or something is pure torture. I want to get help but how can anyone help me when I can't speak to people?

Do it, even though it's going to be tough. I'm pretty sure I have it as well, though it has gotten better over the years, and talking about it has been the best thing to overcoming it. Even if you don't go for professional help, find a close friend and talk to them about it. It will help you wonders.

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is there anyway to improve my kissing?

You could always kiss your grandma.

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is it bad to ask a guy out i mean does it hurt there self of steam?
thx candi

The last time a girl asked me out, my steam was not affected nor was my self, so probably not.

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I saw the question on social anxiety disorder. I was just wondering what that is and what are the symptoms. Thank you!!

Social Anxiety Disorder, or SAD as I'll refer to it from now on, is an anxiety disorder (obviously). You start to feel anxiety when you are in public situations, around strangers, talking on the phone, meeting people, ect. It can be really bad if not taken care of, some people end up never leaving their houses, but those are rare and extreme cases.

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