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I used to have one that worked..
But it doesn't work for Microsoft Service Pack 3 :(

Does anyone know where I could download one for free..I'm in desperate need for it.

Thanks in advance!

http://www.softpedia.com/get/System/OS-Enhancements/SP3-UxTheme-Patcher.shtml


There you go. I assume you know how to work it.


http://lassekongo83.deviantart.com/gallery/#Visual-Styles


That guy makes the best that I've come across. And I guess it's a plus if you're into Asians?

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if you've given a hand job but haven't really been felt up...like puts his hands on me butt and like touches my stomach alot but never really felt me up...what base would that be?

Let's put it this way. Imagine you've just roped a shot down the right field line. And you're Manny Ramirez. You do your run/jog down to first base and round it on your way to second, thinking you've got an easy double. But it turns out you're playing the Angels and you've got a healthy Vladimir Guerrero out in right. He quickly scoops the ball before it hits the wall and fires a laser into second. Because you're Manny Ramirez, you can't run the bases for crap so you're caught in no mans land.



Now pause.




That's where you are.

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17/f

I am just curious, which traits are generally considered to be attractive in a female? I realize preference strongly varies, but there seem to be some decent indicators of physical attractiveness in women (big eyes, long eyelashes, long hair, 7.0 waist-hip ratio, clear skin). Can anyone suggest any other traits (physical, or maybe a few personality traits as well). Thanks!

Inquisitive.

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do blowjobs taste good? what is the closest thing you can describe the taste to?

Depends how cooked the penis is.

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ohkay so i'm 15 and i really wanna buy cavs tickets for christmas. (cleveland cavs, the basketball team) but obviously, i'm not old enough to own a credit card. so does anyone know a way i could do this? like do you have to do it online or is there another way?

http://www.ticketsnow.com/NBA_Basketball_Tickets/Cleveland_Cavaliers_Tickets.html



Gooooooo Cleveland sports!

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17/F/San Clemente, CA

Hey, well I'm starting to do college applications and I want to major in psychology. Does anyone know any good school(s) with good psychology program? And which classes would I take? And one more thing, how many years of math do you need in college? I'm taking AP Stats as a senior, would that count as a year in math in college. Thanks in advance!

Cal State Northridge has a good psych program.



It's also impacted as hell.

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I like a guy but im not sure if he likes me back how can i no

If he doesn't blink in your presence there's about a 50 percent chance he likes you.

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i love flirting but now its going around in school that im a slut, i havent done anything but makeout with a couple guys. never had sex before. its really getting to me because the guys i like i feel like they only want me for sex or because they heard i was a slut.

Come to school in a nun habit to totally throw everyone off.

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when your school or colleges look at volunteering, does key club volunteer work count as actual out of school volunteering? or should you do extra on your own if you want out of school hours?

That counts.



I'd also like to mention that I've been the vice president of Key Club for four years now (i r senior), and every college application I've come across does not ask for a specific number of hours of volunteering, just examples of things you've done. Just a good thing to know.

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Im a 13 year old girl and i havent had a boyfriend for a whole year! I like this on kid in my class alot but i just dont know how to get him to like me back. Any advice????

Do some circle headbanging in his direction and his heart is yours.

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i have been with my boyfriend for a while now and we have talked about marriege. he is my first love and i can see myself spending the rest of my life with him. we have had our ups and downs but i trust him and do love him. i just wonder if we're to young to get married. we're both 19 and are going to college. the fact that we are both still teenagers scares me. should age matter if you know for a fact its true love?

Statistics are stacked heavily against you.




Make it a long engagement if you're that serious, and I'm not talking a few months, more like 4-5 years.

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how would u guys treat a back stabbing friend???? especially she spread nasty rumors about you??
also she take your friends away??????

What would Jesus do? Jesus would forgive her.





You should do just that, test out the WWJD way of doing things.

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what everyone think heaven is like?

It's a place where you can have lunch with Hitler, Stalin, and other colorful characters.



Because God forgives everyone and shit.

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i need to know if he likes me or is using me or what!?
i met this guy three weeks ago. hes perfect for me in every way and im a VERY picky girl. we were obsessed with eachother for the first few days. we went out, we kissed, we tried seeing eachother whenever we could, he was the sweetest. i thought we were about to go out. everyone in school was talking about it. we were perfect. i was waiting for him to ask me out...
he never did. the week after we made it clear we liked eachother and went out, he treated me like his girlfriend in front of people. we spent time together everyday because we were doing the same activity afterschool. hes a very flirty/friendly guy and always has girls flirting with him, which didnt bother me because we werent official and im not the jealous type. but other people thought we were going out so whenever he was with other girls, people looked at me like wtf? i think he thought i was jealous though cuz of all the people. anyway it didnt seem to matter to him, but then its three weeks later he still hasnt ask me out and hes different. like i was really starting to fall for him we are so perfect together...i dont get why he hasnt asked me out. im so confused, and now hes not as sweet, and doesnt txt me as often, doesnt call like he used to, and i think all the people got to his head or something. and we had a small argument when we were both in a bad mood and since then its not the same...hes cold and distant at times, especially around others, but then he still acts interested other times. during these few weeks we kissed and got close, and I'm starting to think he just maybe used me, but then y is he still showing interest? he calls and pays attention to me when he feels like it. and another thing, he said all the right things and i really started falling for him so now it really hurts that hes so different...i really don't understand what happened? why didn't he ask me out, it looked like he really wanted to! if he just wanted to use me he wouldn't have treated me like his girlfriend in school! what changed? i really need advice on this!!! should i try and forget about him?

He's never going to ask you out, sorry.




But you should still give me a five because if you give a five to five people that's clever and shit.




Oh yea, you should ask him out. That too.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pIjHeBbRtY


You're welcome.

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When me and my boyfriend are sitting down, we hold hands. Well i love holding hands with him, its just something he does that weirds me out! he like holds my hand and he puts our hands on his knee and slowly moves our hands towards his crotch! i dont know if he is purposley doing it or not! does anyone know what i am talking about??? or what his intentions are?? oh gosh.

Thank you verrryy much!! :D

p.s. any answers will help

You should lead his hand to very bizarre places on your own body, such as your feet, top of your head, shoulder blade, etc.

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I need a good song to make me cry

about a guy i REALLY liked, and he got back with is ex =( and he never knew how i felt.

i know all taylor swift songs, so please dont give me those!
thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVn3VYWczak


I have the original non-Youtube raped track, if you'd like it.

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I'm having a problem with my boyfriend not picking up my phone when I call later. Like I emailed him, and he stated he was busy talking to some people at work and he wasn't at his desk to answer me(something that was not work related) He admitted he was wrong and apologized. Than the next day I call him, and he doesnt pick up his phone, he calls me back 20 minutes later. Later on in the day, I text and he was saying his phone was on viberate so he didnt hear it. Than Today I called him, and he called me back an hr later. The problem is if i was to do the same thing once he would be very upset. He has been doing this three days in a row. Right now I don't even wanna deal with him, but i feel so sad, I wanna cry. How do I get my mind off this??? Please help, I need some cheerful advice!!!

The most cheerful advice I have to offer is that if this is the only thing wrong with your relationship and life, you have much to be thankful for.

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i heard they think about it a lot, how much would that be? like a number range?

It depends from guy to guy, but a fair amount. However, I'd like to debunk ella's answer. If I'm in a class learning about, say, the Holocaust, I'm not going to be thinking about sex. It's not this overwhelming thought to (most) guys.

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im 17 my boyfriend is 18 we started having sex on november 11,i was a virgin we had sex a week after my period ended. well i dont think im pregnant cause we were careful but theres a little part of me thats worried cause i should be getting my period again around december. well my problem is that even though im worried i still want to have sex i cant control the urge any help.

Masturbate.

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0kay well lastt March i q0t with this b0y named pluckyy andd fromt there we went out for about a monthh and i broke up withh hym bekuhsz he livedd a hour awayy from me andd lonq distance isnt my style
fromm there i was Justt depressed kuhsz i styll likedd hymma nd wee tlked everydayyy 24.7 over and overr soo i begann lovinq hymm! thenn thiss september we started going out andd it wass awsomee we had the best timee untilllll... i Kissed hym! omgahh it was the werstt i hated it idunoo why thoe it may be bekuhsz his lips are little? or he has a little tongue? um idk but i Like hym alot . but here the thinggg i broke up withh hymm and these past two months we been seperated thenn i findd outt myy best friend brittney loved hym! and dhe was messinq withh hym but he told me he didnt do it she was all over hym now me and brittney are not friend [almost fouqht] and me and plucky are baqk together but styll the kissinq hasnt changed wha shuld i do. everytime i kiss hymm i feel like throwinq up!

http://img.textbookx.com/images/large/59/1580628559.jpg


No sarcastic remark, no maliciousness, nothing.


Just http://img.textbookx.com/images/large/59/1580628559.jpg

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