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My wife and I have been married for a little over 2 years. Recently, my wife told me she wanted to have three somes. With girls or guys, she said it didn’t matter to her (she is bi-sexual). However, she stressed the idea that me watching her with another guy then joining in really turns her on. I have done this 2 guys 1 girl thing in the past with a former girl friend, and it worked o.k. for a while, but had a disastrous end. My wife assures me this wont happen to us, because she is just adventurous and her heart belongs to me. I really want to make her happy, but I’ve had bad experiences in this department before. Thanks for any help,

Guy #1

That is a terrible idea, always. Thank you for recognizing that.

When I think of threesomes, I just see an atomic bomb landing on your house/marriage.

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well im 16 and i um like this guy and he is 20 and im wondering is that a big age diffrence

Here's a good rule when it comes to age differences. Take the guy's age and subtract your age from it. Whatever is left, subtract that from your age. Now imagine you had a child at that age.

Would you be able to take care of a baby at that age? No? Then that is a big age difference.

Yes I did make that up as I went along.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sgZN4V5OWT8

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Im 15 F and a virgin. lol i was wondering, how bad do you think it would be if i had sex with a guy if im dating him for about 4 months.. Also what if this guy was my first boyfriend and first kiss ?

Just how bad of an idea that is can only be matched by how dumb of an idea it is.

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Im moving out of my parents house on friday and moving into my own place. Im not going to have internet or t.v so im going to be very good.

what are some good songs I can listen to that will keep me entertaind. they dont have to be very popular just good songs i can jam too =D

any suggestions? i rate hiiigh....

or any suggestions of artists yu like

Depends on your taste in music.

Thrash Metal: Metallica, Megadeth, and Anthrax
Progressive Metal: Tool, Peach, Dream Theater, and The God Machine
Bizzaro Metal: Primus, The Deli Creeps, Buckethead, Oysterhead
Alternative Metal: A Perfect Circle
Alternative Rock: Nada Surf, Interpol, The Arcade Fire, Brand New

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okay so my girlfriend is pregnant and she dont get her period does that mean the baby is like drinking the blood?

Please consider adoption. Please.

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I have a project to do on the holocaust
and we can choose what kind of visual aid we want to do.
We cant do a poster though, i dont know what to do?

You should dress up as a Holocaust denier.

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Anyone know any exotic or different sex positions out there?

I feel like trying something new with my boyfriend.

When in doubt just bring some scorpions into the game.

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Is this site legal?

http://x70.net/

"But sir, is this... legal?"

"I will make it legal."

No.

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how can i get money fast

Become an indentured servant.

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okay im sure its hard to describe but whats the closest thing that cum tastes like? i wanna give my boyfriend a bj but i dont want to like puke because it tastes so bad..

Tastes like chicken.

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Sorry, I dont know if this is in the right category. Is masturbation bad if you are a Christian?

Masturbation is especially good if you're a Christian.

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I'm crying pretty damn hard right now, i keep thinking about bush getting on that helicopter to texas. it's seriously so, so sad i can't stop crying

i didn't even know him or pay attention to the politics

but i love him
and i miss him :(

Uh, why? That's not a comment on how good a president Bush was or was not, but that's somewhat of an odd reaction for any president leaving office.

Just think about how happy Bush probably is to get out of the public eye and the merciless scrutiny, and how he gets to hang out on a ranch without being bitched at for once.

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hi
ok so i have this really complicated situtioan with a friend that would take forever to type so heres the basic form of it: me and my friend got in a fight last night and i thought we had resolved it but apparently not, because the next day he sent me a photo of him naked that i DIDNT want to see EVER. he sent it to me because he thought i would hate him after that and not talk to him. now i dont know wat to do...if i tell someone he would get arrested because its sexual harrasemnt....thanks for any help muddymidfielder

If you're attractive and want to keep talking to him, return the favor.

If you're not attractive and no longer want to talk to him, return the favor.

That's Matt's Guide on Sending Nudies.

But seriously... your friend is weird. Somewhat ballsy in an idiotic open way, but weird. Stop talking to him.

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dog spitting up blood

What is the veterinarian?

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so i listen a lot of classic like alice in chains Guns n' roses and pantera and i also listen to the new music like avenged sevenfold,audioslave,bullet for my valentine, atryeu, bush and frankly i'm getting tired of of the music on my ipod any new ideas of music i would like?

Try thrash metal, like Metallica and Megadeth. And I'm not talking about the shit Metallica from the early 90s your radio station plays, I mean classic Metallica.

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Every time I get my boyfriend (of 1.5 years) a gift, I always get something wrong about it. But this time, I think I have it. :)

I over heard him talking to one of his friends about wanting an Andre Johnson Houston Texans jersey. Now, I don't really know much about football so I wasn't sure about somethings. I'm pretty sure he wants the Battle Red one. BUT I don't know if he wants the authentic or just a replica. I don't know much about the difference...I actually didn't even know there was one until I started looking around!

So should I go with the SUUPPERR expensive authentic or the cheap replica...and maybe a few extra things?

Go with the cheap replica and some other things depending on how much the replica costs.

I don't blame him either, Johnson looks to be the heir apparent to Marvin Harrison and Terrell Owens.

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Ok, so my eyes change colors in shades of brown. They're either a very dark brown, almost (if not) black, a medium brown, or a very light, golden, almost honey shade.

I'm not sure if that means I have a shade other than brown, haha.

But why does this happen?
Oh, and my eyes don't match. I have like a squiggly line that looks like a river in my right eye and a dot that looks like the sun in my other.
Why is that?

I'll post some links to pictures of the different shades they turn.

Black:
http://i40.tinypic.com/4qqumg.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2zsvbic.jpg

Dark Brown:
http://i44.tinypic.com/29sec1.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/16bdg93.jpg

Medium:
http://i44.tinypic.com/11ln1j7.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/v7xe89.jpg

Golden/Honey:
http://i40.tinypic.com/1fg6j5.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/24gj5ua.jpg

Your eyes are brown.

I've found that a lot of brown eyed people try to make their eye color sound better by saying some exotic hue, when it's really not necessary. I think I did that back when I had brown eyes before I was 11.

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I love bands like Boys Like Girls, Angels and Airwaves, The Academy Is, 30 Seconds to Mars. I'm not sure if they're indie or alternative. Anyways, I'm looking for some other great bands like them. Any recommendations or a website that could help me out?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCgqk_iw5YY&feature=related

I would never insult APC by comparing them to the bands above, but enjoy.

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is it ok to have sex with more then 3 poeole at the same time?

Yes, it's three times as exciting when you miss your period.

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