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I finger myself a lot but i want more and something different i not going to buy a sex toy but what can i use around the house????
P.S. Practical answer only!!
End of a hairbrush.
my bf and i just had a reaaaaaaaaally rough breakup. we havent spoken in about a week 1/2, and earlier i tried to IM him, making peace, i guess. and he never responded.
i know we probably wont get back together, but i couldnt stand it if we werent at least friends. how long should i give it before i just give up? i dont want to, but i know eventually ill have to. he doesnt seem to have any interest to even talk to me. not even through a computer. what should i do?
You should just give up now. He's in pain, you're the last person he wants to talk to. By contacting him, you're making it worse.
Mae (pronounced May, just a cooler spelling), Rena, Lynette, Jesirae, Amira, Kiara, Lena, Kaylee, Amina, Rose, Anissa, Liliana, Arabelle, Lilibeth, Ayla, Nikia, Ciana
Mae and Rose, the only normal ones.
Okay, well I wasn't really sure where to put this but uh here goes. So I'm 13/F and he was 14/M. He is an awesome friend but he's always been a perv. Anyway, he took it too far this time and I flipped out. We were walking in a group and some other guys that we were with were making fun of him about how he "can't get a girl" and he says "I can get any girl I want!" so he grabs me, pins me against a wall, and sticks his hand down my pants. I freaked and kicked him in the balls... He looked like he was in severe pain. I almost felt bad but not really cuz what did he expect? But now he's super pissed at me. I don't think he has a right! Does anyone else think I was out of line?
You weren't out of line. If he apologizes to you for his unwanted feel you should apologize for kicking him in the balls, but if he doesn't, fuck him.
DO you think its ok for your boyfriend to have a girl "friend", where he went to her house ONCE,without your permission,and you never meet her before?
Get over yourself. You don't own him. Until he gives you a reason not to, the least you could do is trust him.
how likely is it to get pregnant from pre cum...are the chances like pretty low, or is it about as likely as cum?
100 percent, use birth control.
i don't remember my dreams.
i haven't been able to in years.
do i even have dreams?
is this not normal?
unhealthy?
i'm concerned and not sure why i don't remember them.
thanks.
You're just a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton. Sorry :(.
16/f
Okay so there is this guy that I've been talking to for about 3 weeks, he was a senior and he just graduated. I really need a true guy's perspective on this.
okay so I know that our relationship means nothing because I know he just wants to use me for my body and doesnt care about me..and i do admit i sent pictures and videos but only after we had an entire trust conversation, well it was basically me saying if you show these to people, I will make your life hell, and things like that. i also didnt really think much of it because all of his friends are seniors who graduated so i think im okay. He also said he deletes them after evertime i send them..he used to ask me everyday for something different because he said since he deletes them he needs something to jerk off to and then he deletes it. i dont know if i believe it..but whatever.
so yesterday, i was at my friends house, and he was asking for us to video chat with him in our bra and panties. i told my friend and she thought it would be fun so we both said we would. but she kind of changed her mind and didnt want anything to do with it because she thinks, from what ive told her about him, that he is a douchebag and an asshole. So i just did it by myself while she was in a different room. At first it was kind of awkward because ive only seen him once..but then it was okay. although it was sort of weird because at first he was pretending that he didnt have a microphone and was typingg everything to me instead of saying it and typing me what he wanted me to do. but then he was talking and i could hear him so i dont know what thats about..anyways, at one point he told me to play with my boobs and i just said, okay :] so i started to and then as soon as i did he started laughing and i didnt really get why so i just kept doing it and then he told me he was jerking off and then showed me and was asking me stuff, typing by the way, but i would talk because..thats normal..haha so he asked me a question and i was like, yyeahh and then he mocked me and said exactly what i said in the same tone. like are you serious? grow the hell up. and why was he making fun of me like that? i wasnt being weird..i was being normal..it wasnt supposed to be funny..and then he said something so i said, mmhmm and then he mocked me and smiled and said "mmhhmmmm" like laughing..what the hell is so funny about that. and then towards the end i would keep asking, anything else? and then after telling me what to do a bunch of times he goes, you really like doing things dont you? and i was like, nah im just bored haha and he was laughing..then he was like, jump up and down and run in circles. and i was like, ..you want me to jump up and down and run in circles..? and he was smiling and said yup so then i was about to get up and do it because i guess i didnt think about it too much..then i sat down and was like okay your gonna laugh at me so no.
doesnt it sound like this whole thing was a joke to him? he was laughing at me and mocked me at some points..i just dont get it because he DOES wanna hang out with me because why else would he come pick me up tuesday? [we almost hung out but my mom saw that i got into a car with some random guy and she called me and yelled at me so i had to go home] and also i dont get it because everytime were suppposed to hang out, one time his excuse was, i have to go to my grandmas for dinner, or, i dont feel good..what the hell like i dont get it, because he always talks about wanting to fuck me and do stuff with me..like he must have some sort of intrest because i got him hard during the video and stuff so i just dont get it..we ALMOST hung out..why doesnt he want to anymore?? am i joke..i dont know what to think or do..
"I know that our relationship means nothing because I know he just wants to use me for my body and doesnt care about me"
You said it yourself. He doesn't give a shit about you. He just wants you for fap material and so he can have someone to make fun of and verbally abuse because he gets off on controlling people. You're the perfect candidate; young and in denial. You know he's using you. Yet you're still broken up over how he uses lame excuses to not hang out. This guy doesn't want to hang out with you, all he wants to do is get a few quick feels and a handjob. Period. You have no future with this guy, so stop sending him pictures and videos. He saves them. He just says he deletes them because he wants more. And don't be surprised when some acquaintance of yours says lol i saw your tits lol. It would be OUT of character if this guy didn't show his bounty to everyone. So stop all contact with this guy, hang out with people that respect you and don't treat you like shit, and maybe figure out what happened earlier in your life to make you attracted to controlling, abusive people.
EDIT:
He was laughing because he has you around his finger; you'll do almost anything he asks.
Did Michael Jackson actually die? Because I heard that the entire thing was a big hoax and that Michael Jackson is still alive and well. So, yeah, has anybody else heard that Michael Jackson faked his own death?
Not only that, but Michael Jackson was behind 9/11 and the JFK assassination.
About what side bra do you think this girl wears? I'm considering breast implants and i would like to be her size. Can someone throw a random guess out there what side bra you think she wears and how much you think she weighs she's about 5ft tall maybe she is really short. Thanks.
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/hotsauce_n_spyda_r_fine3/maggies104.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/hotsauce_n_spyda_r_fine3/maggies108.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/hotsauce_n_spyda_r_fine3/maggies110.jpg
I'm actually really good at guessing bra sizes and am surprisingly accurate, so keep that in mind when I say a 34-36 C. Depends on the bra.
I'm getting a laptop for my fifteenth birthday in August
I want one that has a built-in web cam
And one thats windows vista or HP. Or both
But can anyone give me links to a windows vista or HP laptop with built-in laptop?
If you have no links. Then stat the name is price please.
HP Pavilion dv6 1030 us Entertainment PC
Yea, I still have the stickers on mine.
so when i get fingered i get really wet and i dont know why cuz sometimes im not even turrned on, can something stop this? and do guys not like it?
Guys like it.
where do u put your finger in the top hole or the bottom one like where exactally
Bottom.
I'm female.
My boyfriend of four months and I want to get more intimate.
If he was to try something, would he be turned off if I wasn't completely shaved "down there"?
When I shave in that area, I shave with the direction of the hair. If I shave opposite of that, I'll get really bad razor burn and it'll bleed. I have very sensitive skin.
Do you have any shaving/grooming tips? Thanks!
He'll be okay with. If he's not, then he's an asshole. And you shouldn't date assholes. Part of the reason pubic hair exists is to weed out (high five for puns) the jerks that don't belong down there in the first place.
The next doomsday is December 21st, 2012, in 3 years, and I know it's stupid, but I'm REALLY freaked out because there's lots of proof. All I do is worry now! ( Stuff at http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/2012-roland-emmerich.html)
Can anyone help me?
http://my.hsj.org/Schools/Newspaper/tabid/100/view/frontpage/editionid/21800/articleid/250743/Default.aspx
So next year i am taking english a, accounting, us history a, orchestram algebra 2 a, spanish 4 a, and chem a.. i cant decide wether to drop orchestra and take another math because most of my grade is on the excelerated path and already in precalc or if i should stay in orchestra since i have been doing it since the fourth grade. i am going to be a junior next year and i know its critical for me to do good so i want to take the best classes possible for me to do well in. Should i double in a math? or take another science? or just stay in orchestra.
Orchestra. Don't burn yourself out.
Well the title pretty much says it all.
I've come back from uni for the summer and I was tidying up the spareroom and found a tape in the machine. So i know it probably wasn't right of me to watch it but it turns out it was porn! I looked in one of his draws and there's like 7 tapes in there!
I really don't know what to do, I want him to stop doing it. But i don't know what to say to anyone? Or whether i should say anything at all?
I don't think it would bother me so much if he wasn't over 65!!!!!!!!!!!! It's disgusting!! And it's really on my mind loads.
we are moving house soon, so i was thinking maybe i could 'misplace' them in a bin somewhere and he wouldn't notice?
thanks in advance...
You're not the chief of the masturbation police; please leave him alone.
EDIT: The Fellowship of the Ring
Are you trying to say that the male point of view is irrelevant? What if I gave a point of view that you agreed with? Would it still be tossed out because I'm male? Please respond, this is going to be fun.
EDIT II: The Two Towers
My answer probably is stereotypical male, as in at least 50 percent of the population would say the exact same thing. Yet somehow that doesn't deserve the same credence as a female answer. By the way, why don't you take a look at the difference between my answer and the answers of your "somewhat helpful" females. There is no difference. Your ideas are universally considered close minded and out of bounds. Just because I didn't give you an ego massage doesn't make my answer any less worthwhile or true.
EDIT III: Return of the King
I don't agree with you, but fair enough.
I heard something in the news that the students of a big city school (Myra Bradwell Elementary School) are failing. More than half of the school is failing? How does this happen? How on EARTH can we, as parents be sure that our students, elementary and otherwise, aren't going to end up like this?
The parents there said that Myra Bradwell Elementary School sent NO warnings home that the students were struggling in their grades. The school says they did send notices. If one parent says that they didn't get a note, that is one thing, but if 60% of the parents of the student body of Myra Bradwell Elementary School say they had no warning at all, I believe them.
So, if the school itself is going to lie to us as parents, either by intent or omission, then what on Earth are we to do? Being held back a year can ruin a child's future. Imagine these 60% not being able to secure college degrees because Myra Bradwell Elementary School dropped the ball!
Help?
Panicked Parent.
Not 60 percent of the school, 60 percent of the 8th grade. It's not like they're repeating their junior year of high school (something that, like you said, would have serious ramifications for their futures), they're repeating a year that doesn't even go on their transcripts in their applications to college. In my opinion, there's actually a lot of benefit in repeating a year; the child is older, destined to do better, more mature, etc.
So, what can be done? Join your kid's PTA or something, or just don't send your kid to Myra Bradwell. This is the first time you've heard of something like this happening, so why the need for panic? It's good to be concerned for your kid's future, but it's not okay to take unintentional fear mongering and run with it. After all, that's the fundamental difference between you and these parents. If nothing was sent home saying your kid was failing, you would still know about it through your own concern and activity as a parent.
What do guys think of girls watching porn? is it a total turn off or on? or neither?
On.
I've liked my supervisor for a few months now. We started hanging out, and it was a lot of fun. All of my friends kept insisting that he liked me, and we finally admitted it to each other that we did. He went to prom with me, and told my best friend he was getting frustrated cause I kept getting distracted and wandering off from him. Then today we went out, and afterward he walked me to my door and leaned in for the kiss. I was shocked at first, and stepped back, and then tried to lean back in. I don't know what happened... but it didn't work out. I feel soo stupid, I really hate my life right now. What should I do?
You should call him right now and explain to him what you said above.