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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I like two people. :( They happen to show interest in me as well. But I don't know who to choose. They both are great

I would go for the one with a better chance of being successful.

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I am considering running for Sophmore Class President at my school.

I'm a freshman, 14 F, and I'll be a sophmore next year.

I was hoping I could get some advice about what you all think would be good to include in a speech to the student body.

What have you used in a speech or heard that you thought was good, or what do u reccomend I say or talk about?

All suggestions are welcome. Thanks so much!

Don't eat a raw egg, I saw a girl do it and I hated her more for it.

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whats it mean when your boyfriend accidentally calls you someone else? like today my boyfriend did that.. he called me one of his friends name (female). i dont really think anything bad of it though i dont guess because they never really hang out.. they just talk sometimes at school. i was just wondering opinions.. is that bad he did that or do things just happen? does it mean he likes her? it only happened just this one time today and we've been dating like a month..

Eh, it slips, everyone does it. My mom has called me by my brother's name, friends call me other friend's names, co-workers, you name it. Don't think too much of it.

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i think i might have general anxiety disorder (GAD). i get really anxious and nervous a lot. sometimes for no reason. i also cant sleep, but i dont know if thats related. does anyone know signs that mean you might have it or how this is usually treated?

Go to a professional, don't ask on here. We're not licensed psychologists and therefore cannot diagnose you. Anyways, you didn't tell us enough to help you.

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ok.. so i know this isnt good. but the other day i had a really low self-esteme and i took painkillers.. how many would like really harm me because im worried..

It depends. I'm not going to tell you that you should take a ton, but people taking 13+ psomas at my school was a regular thing. I would not advise to take a lot (or any at all for that matter, there are better ways to resolve depression), so please do something else.

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Okay so this December everything was fine. My friends and I were set for prom:
Alan and Alex are dating
Alan and Seth and Jake are best friends
Alex and Aly and Lara and I are best friends
Seth and Jake had dates but Lara, Aly and I didn't and that was fine because there are ten of us in a limo and a table and we made up 9 people.
In December, Alex and Lara had a falling out and we backed up Alex because Lara was clearly lying and being a bitch. So she was out of our group. Now we were worried cuz we had to find dates.
Now Alex is acting weird, apparently she's having "family problems" that she won't tell us about and she's becoming distant from us (we barely talk) and she's taking Alan with her (we hang out with him more than her)
Now Alan and Jake had a fight so Jake doesn't know if he wants to go to Prom with Alan.
Today I found out (from someone else) that Seth has booked his limo with another group!
What the hell are we going to do? Aly and I are messed up, we're afraid to ask Alan and Alex if they're coming with us in case they change their minds.
The way this is going, it'll be me and Aly in a limo for ten and sitting at our Prom table alone. Everyone we know is already into their table/limo arrangments and we're leaving on a month-long school trip to Peru on Friday so when we get back in April, there will only be a month till Prom and everyone will be sorted already.
Aly is sick of it and she's calling the limo company right now to book a limo because she said that they all said they were coming with us and if she books the limo, they'll have to stick to their word.
Now they only talked about the limo, not the prom. So even if we book the limo, we'll still be at a table of ten with four people. What are we supposed to do? This is humiliating!

This was so hard to follow, I'll just say yes.

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Are there any ways to pierce your own bellybutton without it getting infected?

Well you could, but unless you have some sort of training in piercing you'll probably fuck it up. Just have it done professionally.

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I need your advice...
Well, my friend(John)is gay and he just found out his bf was cheating on him. So, I invited him to see a movie to get his mind off of the situation. Well, of course he wanted to see Brokeback Mountain. So I went with him and what do you know? His ex bf was there with another guy. He asked me if I could pretend to be with him to make his ex jealous. I didn't know anyone in there so i agreed. I didn't think he would do anything extreme. Well during the movie he held my hand, and i felt akward. He even leaned over to kiss me and we actually started making out. I actually enjoyed it and I invited him over to stay the night. Well while were bed one thing led to another and we ended up having sex. The next day at school his ex started telling everyone that he saw me and john making out. Now everyone thinks i'm gay and they aren't being nice about it. Just because i had sex with a guy does that make me gay? And if i am should i try to have a relationship with him? He wanted me to, but i didn't know if i was ready.
Thanks

If you're considering having a relationship with another male, chances are you're gay or really confused.

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How many calories and grams of fat are you supposed to consume per day to avoid gaining weight?

You have to research it based on your height and gender.

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i was wondering if there is any way to see who has viewed your aim profile WITHOUT them having to click something or a link. thank you!!

Nope!

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okay i wanted a new cell phone for my birthday, but my plan isn't up yet. it ends in december & the phone i want for my bday is only a limited edition. can i get a new cell without breaking my plan?? i want the same account, juss the new phone itself.

thanks!!

As long as the phone is compatible with your service, yeah.

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How much should I charge per kid for babysitting? Any suggestions, comments? This is a main concern for me right now. Thanks in advance.

I'd say $35/hr, but I'm a greedy dick.

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What is a program similar to winzip? I downloaded a game "Lineage2", and i need to know what program to use, and how to use it. Tell me if you need any more information. Thanks.

It's called WinRAR. Just google it and you can download it for free.

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14/f. My boyfriend just turned 17. I am a virgin, he isn't. He's had sex with 2 people. We have been together for probably about 4 months. He respects me and I know he loves me and always wants to spend time with me. I know that he wants to have sex but tries his best to repect what I want. I sort of want to have sex, I know he loves me and cares about me. But there is another guy who I talked to before I knew him and he was in love with me. For some reason I stopped talking to him. And I'm just confused about what I want. Please give me advice, and when you have sex, do you immediately start to bleed your first time? and how much? I will rate.

Best advice you'll ever hear, if you have doubts about having sex, you're not ready.

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ok.soo i had sex kinda not for long at all or nothing.first time,no condom.besides noo period what would be first signs of b/n pregant just in case.

I've heard a baby forming is a great sign.

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Ok.. I was extremely sleepy today during 2nd period & I took two 200mg caffeine pills. Well.. I dont know all the effects they have.. but was that just too much because afterwords I had hardly any appetite and I felt dizzy like I was going to pass out. I mean... I took them on an empty stomach & I didnt eat anything the rest of the day except for a Rice Krispy Treat. But I got this horrible, horrible headache. I've gone before without eating, but it never had an effect like that. How much is 400mg of caffeine equal to anyway & what are the cons of taking caffeine pills?

The headache is you crashing from a caffine high. It's normal. A similar thing happened to me after I drank roughly 4 cups of super caffinated coffee.

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I picked up a free copy of AOL from Office Depot, one of those free for 90 day things. I installed it about two weeks ago, but uninstalled it after half an hour because I did not like it. According to every website and all my friends, you cannot remove AOL completely from your computer unless you reformat, and my dad has the Windows XP disk, so I do not want to tell him about my idiocy with AOL.


Two friends told me that if I did a System Restore, AOL would be gone. I've found System Restore on my computer, but I can't figure out how to work it.


Any tips or past experiences would be excellent.

I've never had a problem removing AOL from any computer. Just remove it and stop being a pussy.

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i have been farting alot latley and i was wondering wat was causeing it....i rate high

Gas.

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I saw my bf at the mall with another guy kissing him! Not just kissing but making out! What should i do? Should i confront him?!
HELP me please!
Thank you soooo much

This sounds like the opening scene to a funny comedy.

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my parents are way too overprotected. yea everyones are, but mine take it too literally. im in 10th grade and havent done things most middle schoolers have already. ive never drank, smoked, or done anything with a guy... i dont want to drink or smoke.. but having a boyfriend would be nice. my parents only let me out of the house for school, sports, and babysitting. if i want to go somewhere else they have to have a list of names, phone numbers, addresses,... you get the point. even if its just across the street. and i have to call them every hour while im out. not that i go out alot because they dont let me and i have to fight if i really want to go. how can i gain their trust when they wont listen to me when i try to talk to them about it? ugh im just so frustrated.

There's this thing most kids don't think of, and it's "respecting your parents wishes and rules." Try it sometime.

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