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I saw You, Me & Dupree today and it was rated PG-13. At one point in the movies, Dupree said the F word. Since when is that word allowed to be in PG-13 movies? (link)
your allowed to say the 'f word' once


okay, i know this question is asked a lot and people always say to shave in the direction the hair grows. well i do. but it doesnt get all the hair. and so when i switch directions i obviosly get the red bumps and it bleeds a little. i want to use a good cream amd i heard that noxzema is really good. any tips would be great because i've never had a successful shave without any bumps or a little blood. (link)
when you shave down there, make sure your in the shower. then before your shaving, put soap on it (unsecented, for no irritation) and then shave gently (dont expect to have it completely hairless..yet) then put on more soap, and shave that strip again, and keep on doing it, until its hairless (and to finish it, put soap on it again)


Ermm.... I'm a 15 year old girl, and when I was 10 my grandma gave me this teddy bear for my birthday. It's very cute, with brownish fur, and little button eyes. And it has a green vest. I named it "Mr. Paddington". Lately, something weird has been happening. Whenever I've been around it I've felt... odd. As though I had a crush on it. Now I'm embaressed to change with it in the room, and at night when I imagine my first kiss, it's Mr. Paddington I imagine having it with. I've told my friends that I'm dating him, but they think I'm joking.... I'm afraid to tell anyone for real, because what if they took him away? I was just wondering if this is normal..... and if I'm allowed to someday marry my teddy bear? (link)
whoaaa are you fucking serious? thats insane

its probably just a phase of attachement you are going through, like you dont want to lose something or some one


Is there anything that you can eat/drink/do to make your boobs bigger (that won't make you fat because I know gaining weight makes your breats larger)? Also, is there anything you can wear to make your boobs LOOK bigger, bras or certain shirts or layering or any tricks? (link)
just lots of meat. what with all the hormones they put in the animals you know.


Ok, my boyfriend is BI. I really like him and stuff like that. We haven't been dating long, and people are already making jokes about me, him, and his sexuality. I'm getting sick of it. And I need advise other than, ignore them. Because no offense, but it dosen't work. Thanks in advance. :] (link)
don't do the thing where you tell him not to be bi! that's awful! ok and then i'm just assuming you don't like that he's bi? i mean, if you don't mind it just tell everyone you don't care and you think it's hot. i really don't know what to tell you if you don't like that he's bi, but just a word of advice if someone told me to stop being bi, i'd be pissed.


in my room, my big furniture things are white. like the rails on my bed, my armoire, my dresser, bookshelf, etc. and the walls are blue, so its kinda of pleasant you know? well.. i got this computer desk thats wooden, like dark wood. should i chunk it and wait until i get a new one, or does that kind of sound ok? if you walked into one of your friend's rooms and saw all white then ugly wood, what would you think? (link)
I honestly dont think it would look so great but it sounds kind of handy so i'd keep it. plus i wouldnt worry what my freinds thought about my furniture


how come it doesn't make a difference when a guy fingers me or not it doesn't feel good i don't feelanything it's like nothing's there...it doesn't make me horny or anything why is that ? (link)
hey take this seriously i'm not bein sarcastic, but maybe you're a lesbian. or maybe he can't find your g-spot?


well im always around this really adorable kid that im starting to like. i pratically see him everyday =) but i wear the same things alot because they're my favorite clothes! and since i see him almost everyday i cant wear the same thing in the same week. but im not rich and i have to buy my own clothes and i dont have like any money and my friends arent the same size as me. i know this guy shouldnt care what i wear but when i feel "prettier" i have more confidence. what do you think i should do or can do? im getting SO sick of my clothes. (link)
Get tank tops/ muscle shirts and like old t-shirts and cut the neck/ top part of chest and wear the tank top under the t-shirt. you can change and it will make it look like you are wearing different colors (with the tank tops) but with different t-shirts.


whenever i try to download sims 2, it says theres a number on the back of the box you have to put in. but i cant find the right one..
does anyone know where the number is??

-thnx♥ (link)
Everyone has a different code. Mine was on the back of my CD case, not the box.


I told this kid that knows my boyfriend that my boyfriend poped my cherry and we had oral sex on a.i.m. So before i could tell him i was lieing he signed off! Now i'm scared he is going to tell my boyfriend. The only way i can think of to fix the problem is if the kid signs back on a.i.m and i tell him i was joking. What should I do? And what if he tells my boyfriend? (link)
1. Deny it to your boyfriend.
2. Talk to your boyfriend before the other boy gets to.
3. Think about if you trust the other boy.. he might not even tell! Then you can tell him the truth next time you talk to him.
4. Hah, it might make your boyfriend happy. If the other guy thinks he's cool or something. lol. Then you would have done him a favor!


do you think getting fingered or giving a handjob is to slutty for a 13 yr old? thanks♥ (link)
Honestly, yes? It's not good! You should go to Church and learn about these things. But, I mean if that's how you are, then ok.. I can't change it! :]


Me (16/f) and my boyfriend (20/m) have recently started fooling around n stuff and the other day when he was figering my and i gave him a hand job and we were doing that n he just all of a sudden pulled "it" away and put "it" back in his pants. i dont know why though...any thoughts as to why he would do this????? (link)
He's probably just afraid of the outcome; that if he let you keep doing that, then it might lead to other things. You might want to talk to him about it, and say those weren't your intentions. (If they weren't.)


ok whoever has a promise ring.. type thing.. i dont know if thats what everyone calls them.. if you have one, how much did you get it for? and for anyone wheres a good place to get rings?

thx :) (link)
my b/f got me a promise ring at wal*mart and it was 95 and its absolutly beautiful..it all depends on how many Karots you want it to have or what your looking for so try wal mart and see they have some lower priced ones than mine
hope i helped :]


I don't have a flat stomach so I'm going to do cardio excersizes to fix that. I really love to run and running helps me stay in shape and it's the only fun thing I like to do for excersizing, but there's a problem. Where I am, it's 100 degrees and I can't run around in that kind of heat! I almost passed out just by walking because its soo hott! I don't have a tredmill, I'm too young to go to the gym, and I can't use anyone else's tredmill. How can I still run, and what are some more excersizes I can do that will have the same effect on me as running to help me lose the fat in my stomach? (I already know about sit ups and crunches.) And what are some healthy foods to eat? (link)
Really anything is excersize..sleeping is the most important..you burn calories while sleeping..stay out of the heat when its really hot outside cuz you'll pass out. The healthy foods to eat are like fruits n veggies..just follow the food pyrimid and you'll be great.
Good Luck Hope it helped :]


Does anyone know where I can find wacky iPod nano cases for an affordable price? The apple Store's cases are too plain and sold-colored. I mean patterns (link)
ebay has them for pretty cheap. and they have tons of patterns, and you can get them for under $10


okay my friends mom called me a slut and everything one day because my thong was showing . i dont get it . my friend sleeps around with guys all the time and pretty much wears nothiong to school && we are in 9th grade . hello!!! i dont know what her problem is and she lets her daughter dress like that . she buys her like push up bras , water bras and all that but im the slut who shows off my boobs? wow well yeah (link)
shes obviously fucked up. moms should call other people sluts, that is just not right.

i would just let it go


do you have to be a certain age to have an ebay account? (link)
you have to be at least 18 for an ebay account and 18 for a paypal account.

i think if you are under your parents supervision, you can have one if youre younger 18


how do you get no one to be in your top 8 or 12 or whatever? (link)
theres certain myspace layouts that hvae no top friends. malibubarbiie111's myspace has that


I am 15 and I will be turning 16 in October. Should I be worried that I haven't had one sign of a period yet? (link)
hmm, thats pretty unusual. sometimes people dont get it till 17.
you should ask your mom when she got hers, you normally get it around he same time


i have blue eyes and brown hair well how can i make my eyes look bigger .. everyone is always saying how pretty my eyes are ... but i want the to stand out more what can i do ? and how can i wear my hair to compliment my eyes && i have really gross eyebrows i hate them they like curl and there wayy long.. HELP PLEASE (link)
white eyeliner brings out blue and green eyes verrrry well




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