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theres a song, its an old one probably 70's or 80's. it has crazy guitar in it and i think it says 'thunder ! ahh ahhhhahhhh' (they sing the ahh part lol) then says something about 'the middle of the night'
THANKS !
Blood and Thunder by Mastodon.
Not really, but you should give it a listen anyway.
i had sex with my girl and sperm entered through the entrance of the vagina but the penis did not penetrate the hymen.can the girl be pregnant?
Only if you don't have a last name and your first name is Mary.
Or what the people below me said. But they're each about as likely as each other.
this is kind of a weird question but I was wondering if anyone knows of a movie with a really good sex scene in it. Not a porn movie or anything like that, just a regular movie with a pretty steamy sex scene like the note book or something. Thanks!
Gia.
Here's my situation:
My girlfriend wants me to give her a ride to school, because it gets cold up in our parts, and her car sits outside, so its always frosted over and unless she catches a ride with her mom, or leaves early on the bus, its impossible for her to get there. She hates the bus because the little kids on it are annoying and some mornings, her mom leaves early for work, so she can't catch a ride.
Giving her rides really isn't a problem for me, but it is for my Sister. She's 4 years younger than me, and it just seems impossible for her to get ready on time for me to pick up my girlfriend when she wants to be picked up. I tell her every night before she needs to get ready on time, and I still end up badgering her every morning to get out of the bathroom and on the road. If i try to talk to her about it on our way to school, she never listens. She acts way more immature than she really is (shes 14) and makes noises so she can't hear what im trying to tell her. Sometimes it frusturates me so much i threaten to drop her off right there wherever i am on my way to school (i have kicked her out a couple times and made her walk an extra few hundred feet to get there, (we live 10 miles away, so she's getting off easy)). She won't let me talk to her and she never learns the hard way. If she says anything to me its just whiny BS about how I do too much stuff for my girlfriend, and don't pay any attention to what anyone else [she] wants.
Of course, the obvious thing to try to do is talk to my dad about it, and ask him to enforce my sister's actions. But i've tried this and every time it happens she goes to him and whines about how she doesn't have her way, and always gets it her way. I've tried to make her ride the bus, I tell him its only fair that she rides the bus (just like I did when i was her age), and she whines and makes everyone's life hell for a while, and my dad just decides its easier to make me give her a ride instead of putting up with my sister, and I really can't blame him.
So all I'm really left with is to make my girlfriend wait for me to get there, or tell her i'll be too late to give her a ride. Every morning I do this, she basically ignores or crabs at me all day at school, and we always end up arguing about it that night on the phone. Since it's happening so often lately, Our relationship is really suffering. All she does is argue with me because I can't be there for her. and all I can say is that I'd be there for her if it wasn't for my sister. We never talk about anything exept my bitchy sister, and she asks me every morning if i can give her a ride and every night I lie and say ill be able to, just to make her feel alright, and so we dont have to spend more of the night arguing about it. Then every morning I end up banging on my sister's bathroom door, end up too late to pick my girlfriend up and get crabbed at all day in school and arguing with her every night.
Its just a terrible cycle that has kept going and going and getting worse and worse as it gets colder outside. I feel like i can yell and threaten my sister, kick and scream for my dad to make her listen and still never get any better off. Tonight on the phone, i was in tears trying to get my girlfriend to stop arguing about my sister and there was pure silence for like 2 minutes, then i asked if she was still there, and she just kept going on about how I don't have the guts to get what I want, how I can't get my sister to do what she wants me to make her do. I hung up. and havent heard from her in 2 hours.
And I think about how easy it would be for just one of them to change their habits and how hard it is for me to put up with them both. I just want to be a boyfriend for my girlfriend, but that doesn't stop the fact that my sister has to be my friend too, I really do get along with her when i'm not trying to make a point with her. And I am simply not the kind of person who can stand holding grudges against someone else, especailly someone as close as my girlfriend or sister.
Most of the time I decide it's better if i dont bother my dad at all with this crap, since all it is is a bunch of crap. To him, Its easier to make me take my sister and have my GF worry about getting to school because Sister raises hell every time anyone tries to deal with her. I don't want to try raising hell to get my way either, because then id be just as bad as my sister, and I have enough respect for my dad to leave him out of this. He has enough to worry about: He's our only parent and he needs a heart transplant.
I really just feel a need to be respected, not only by my sister, but by my girlfriend too, especially from her, actually. I just can't get any though. I don't know what the fuck i'm supposed to do. Its like im caught in this big argument between them, and I have to speak for both of them. yet either person I argue for, I really get nothing from it if I win.
help
If your sister isn't ready on time, just bail on her. She can take the bus.
It will only take a couple of times before she suddenly gets ready more quickly.
i've been tasting a bitterness in my mouth for 2 days now.. has this every happened to anyone else before?
Are you on any medication?
What Are Some Diffrent Ways To Masturbate??
Good Songs While Doing it?
lol, Just Curious:)
Listen to some Tool, because you're working your tool.
There's one thing I don't understand about college.
They say that, when it comes to admissions, they have a no-discrimination policy.
..but then they want diversity so badly that they are more willing to admit, say, a less-qualified black person than a well-qualified caucasian. Cornell, for example, admitted an african-american student with an 80ish average, no extracurrics, etc. and deferred an asian student with a 90ish average in my school. I'm not being racist, I just think admissions should be based on your academic bg, extracurriculars, essay, etc. and not your ethnicity.
Anyway, my question? What do you think about this? Do they even have a right to do this? I mean I know they have a right to pick who goes to their college but still. SHouldn't it at least be fair?
Welcome to the cruel reality of affirmative action. Disregard anyone that says that doesn't fit the description; it's a cookie cutter example. Razhie's examples are not applicable to this situation, period.
Who really is AXXO?
God.
does any one know any good songs for player introductions? i have a couple but i need some ideas. thanks
Ride the Lightning by Metallica.
Take no Prisoners by Megadeth.
Recently, my friend has been talking about how "hot" he thinks his teacher his. He keeps saying he fantasizes about her and he worships her. He said he likes walking past her room, he said he wants to buy the yearbook and school newsaper just to oogle and "jack off" at any pictures of her in them. Worst of all, he said he wishes she was a pedophile and if she wanted to molest him he'd be all for it. He also said one day he was leaving school he saw her walking towards her car, he took out his cellphone and snapped a pic of her secretly. Its kind of funny but its also kind of creepy to me. I always thought a teacher is someone you respect, not look at in that way. Is this normal? Or should I straighten him out?
pics first, plz
I seriously need some help.
Ok, so 2 weeks ago... at the start of the school holidays, my boyfriend and I attended this party, everyone was piss wasted, and I was so out of it...
I don't remember a lot, but...
My boyfriend told me to make out with this really hot chick, so I did... Then this random dude was like, ALL over me... and He was kissing me and feeling me and shit.
And... my boyfriend saw and he was being all emo the rest of the night, I tried to make it up to him, but he wouldn't talk to me, like at all.
The next morning, I went to another state and went to another suburb... (like for the holidays)
I haven't seen him in two weeks, and just recently he's been talking to me online, asking me "if this is really working" and "if you wana break up, just say so."
-Does that mean he want's to breakup with me, but he doesn't want to do it? Like he wants me to dump him?
He says he doesn't trust me.
What can I do to gain his trust?
Probably nothing huh?
I just, hate this!
He makes me feel so shit about myself, all the
time. Like even before all this shit happened...
If he only know how much he was hurting me.
What should I do?
P L E A S E !
I'm so desperate.
You're both idiots.
You belong together or extremely far apart. Certainly keep out of reach of children.
ok this is what happening
my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so I need your help
heres some background
i volunteer on my cousins softball team (im 17, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Allison, and we're going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with her homework. I helped her on an english essay and she still got a C. This is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex
"no i cant its not right" she said but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So I gave her diddy kong racing and ken griffey jr baseball, and then she goes to my room. shes a bit confused and scared.
Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz I hear you guys on TW saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so I have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
I love you.
I just watched an episode of Spongebob and it really got me thinking. I am a total fan of Spongebob, but I am now curious if the writers are trying to make him gay. On this particular episode Spongebob is looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Patrick. Normally, on Valentine's Day a guy buys the perfect gift for a girl, not for another guy. Sandy, the female character in the show, isn't treated the same as Patrick. Spongebob doesn't look for the perfect gift for her.
Patrick is suppose to be Spongebob's best friend...not his boyfriend or lover. It's really bugging me. Are they making Spongebob into a gay guy?
If you can type correctly why are you watching Spongebob with any regularity?
Movie Theater Locator Help! Anybody?
Fandango.com
I read recently that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Well, why was President Obama awarded the Nobel Peace Prize anyway? I understand that it's a very big reward to earn the Nobel Peace Prize but I cannot figure out why they felt Obama deserved it. I mean, he hasn't been in office very long and hasn't really contributed anything to our country yet. We're in a very bad economic state even and we still have a lot of our men overseas. I'm not saying that President Obama doesn't deserve the award though--I'm saying I don't know WHY he earned it. Why did he receive the Nobel Peace Prize? I can't recall anything he's done yet that has been so great to deserve such a thing...
Affirmative action at its finest.
14/f
so like these shoes are coming into style like MAJORLY and im completely in love with them. but everytime i look for them online i have no idea what to type in. WHAT RARE THEY CALLED?!?!?
http://www.splendicity.com/prettybynature/files/2008/04/gladiatorsandals.jpg thATS the style im talking about
http://www.shopstyle.com/browse?fts=gladiator+sandals
okay first why do guys go for whores? like there can be pretty girl and they are no whores. and it really matters what is in the inside.. (well thats what i thought until i notice mad dope boys go out wit whores or ugly people lik what are they thinkin lol) well can someone tell me why guys mostly go for whores?
To get some.
16/f
my boyfriend is 17 years old, and i let him go to homecoming with his friend since it was his friend's senior year and including the fact that he already bought him a ticket. i was against it at first, because he lost my trust like... 8 months ago when he flirted with a girl, but ever since i talked to him about it.. it didn't do it ever again. and at first my boyfriend didn't want to go because he knew i would be upset, but i told him to since his friend already got him one... and just not to have anything happen (flirting with girls, cheating) or whatever... even though he doesn't do anything close to that, but you know.. just telling him. So, i was supposed to see him after homecoming at 10:30, and on my way driving back from work he texted me saying "hunnie ima have to see you later" i sent a question mark and i was always wondering how come our plans keep getting canceled. but he never answered. i stayed up til 1 waiting for his phone call since his parents said to be back with the car by 12:30... no answer. i called him a couple of times, but he never answered the phone. so i woke up at 9, and called him it went straight to his voice mail (my guess was that his phone died) so i went on facebook and it said he was on.. at 5 in the morning. which made me mad, because he didn't answer my text or call me and he was up at 5 in the morning... then i tried going back to sleep, but i started having dreams about him and it kind of pissed me off. so when it was 12, that was when he was supposed to be at work. so i called *straight to voice mail again* so when it was 12:30 i called.. IT FINALLY RANG! but it only rang 3 to 4 times, and it went to voice mail *rejected phone call* then i called another 2 times, same thing. then i called again, it went straight to voice mail, so then i called again after waiting for 5 minutes, it rang 3 to 4 times... *rejected*
i thought he was avoiding me and stuff, so i don't really know what to do. i don't really want to end up going to his work place and ask to talk to him. i just really want to know what the heck is going on and why didn't he answer my phone calls or text me back.... help please?!
Chill the fuck out.
Recently, my friend has been talking about how "hot" he thinks his teacher his. He keeps saying he fantasizes about her and he worships her. He said he likes walking past her room having excuses just to walk by her, he said he wants to buy the yearbook and school newsaper just to oogle and "jerk off" at any pictures of her in them. Worst of all, he said he wishes she was a pedophile and if she wanted to molest him he'd be all for it. This sounds extremely creepy and unhealthy to me? I always thought a teacher is someone you respect, not look at in that way. Is this normal? Should I do something about it.
Don't ask me why, but us males have a thing for our teachers. To the point where I'm not attracted to a teacher before I've had her or after I've had her, only while I had her.
Part of me thinks he's exaggerating to get a reaction out of you. If you went and told someone about it, what would you say? My friend is attracted to his teacher and wants to fuck her? There's quite a difference between wanting to fuck someone and forcing them to fuck. Unless he does something excessively over the top, I don't think there's anything to worry about.
i love to sing but my voice is crap so do you know a site where i can learn to sing like david draiman[the singer for DISTURBED]or like a metal singer for free or cheap
http://www.wikihow.com/Properly-Stress-Your-Vocal-Chords-With-Screaming
Disturbed blows by the way.
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Good for you bro, very mature of you. If you want to know some real metal bands just ask.