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okay my girlfriend wonts me to eat her out and but how do i tell her i dont kno how or can some one plz tell me how they did it once befor or how there bf has did that to them

plz help me cause i would like to do it (link)
Ok, I know a great website that my friend showed me before, it has great details and all...


http://www.lifehut.org/2006/02/10/how-to-eat-a-girl-out-a-guide-to-her-orgasm/


But if your don't really want to, all you have to do is say you're not ready for it at this point in your life....do what you want though.

Hope that helped.


13/f

i want a belly button ring so bad. not this year though. next year, in 9th grade. the thing is though, my mom won't let me. she said i have to wait til i move out when i'm 18. SIX YEARS?! um no i'm not waiting that long lol. i know a ton of people who have them and they haven't had a problem. i know they can get infected, but that's only if you don't take care of it and stuff. how can i convince her to let me? it's not fair 6 years is too long lol.
thankss (link)
Everyone wants something very badly and their parents say no. First of all, don't be selfish.
If you have your ears peirced, then keep your ears clean and healthy.
Good grades is a good way and help around the house...good children=good rewards!
Try to tell your mom that you are responsible if it gets infected. Maybe you pay for the peircing or half of it. 13 is a bit young, so ask if you can get it when your 15 for your birthday...if all fails, just live with it because it aint end of the world! yet...


kk. so im 14/f a freshman in h.s.

now i have no idea what to be for halloween.
any ideas??
and like i have colorguard/band that nite. and we have to wear our costumes (its liek a party)

and i du nwanna look retarded.. so

any ideas??

kk thnkz. (link)
Cool, my sister does colorguard. Anyways...

Wanna be cool? Wanna be scary? Wanna be hot? What do you want to be???

Here are ideas.

Belly Dancer
A nun
A clown
Scream
Ghost
Fortune Teller
Witch
An animal like a cat
Corpse's Bride
Hippie
Nerd
Zombie

There's many! Go to Walmart and they have a selecion on the fabric isle for ideas.


When you go to see what size bra you should wear, do they measure you with your shirt off and everything? (link)
Yes, they do measure you but privatley in a dressing room. They take off your shirt so they can get the exact number or around. After, they ask if you need assitants with browing for a bra and you can say yes or no. They are payed to help you fine the right bra and ofcourse, they tell your size. here is a site that you can measure at home!

Equipment- Calculator or paper+pen
Measuring Tape that's flexable

http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/girls/bra.html


I was just wondering how to get into modeling for like local stores that sell clothes and stuff. anyone know? (link)
Being a model helps you get into magazines and commercials where you show off your item of clothing. It takes time and money to get their, but you could begin easy.

At your local store, ask if they are hiring any model to model for clothing.


Okay just fyi, I am a girl.
Most of my life all my friends have been guys, but I'm getting tired of it. I want more girl friends but I don't really know how to like...I dunno, befriend them, I guess? 'Cause I'm just so used to being around guys and having guys as friends. I don't know how to interact with girls as easily. Not to mention I've always kind of felt like the other girls had something I didn't. Don't really know how to explain that one, but yeah...
I want to like, have girl friends and girls nights and all that and at the moment, I have like 2 girls, and a whole bunch of guys.
It needs to change...so how do I do it? (link)
From your question, I'm taking it that you have a better friendship with guys than your own gender, females.
As you get older, changes happen and it seems that you are getting a bit tired of these guys and want to hang with your own gender, and that's totally fine!
Starting soon, stop hanging with your guy friends because it's taking you away from your new girl friends.
You might have diffitculty becoming friends with girls. Possibly you have more in common with guys than girls. You maybe don't like some girl stuff and like to play video games, sports, the guy stuff.
Girls do get jealous of each other easily, and gossip easily too. Now it matters what kind of girls you want to befriends with.
Some girls don't want to be friends with another girl who's hair is messy, dresses horribly, and is annoying. This is a bit difficult to answer because I hardly know you, but I'll try! With those friends you aren't so close with, hang with them! Each time you hang with them, you will get closer to them. When there's a party, invite them over. Over the weeks, you'll feel more comfortable with them; just takes time. Example- Me. It took time for me to be comfortable about myself until I learned more about my friends and felt comfrotable who I am.

ADVICE- Be yourself and just hang out with your friends to become true friends and you won't feel so uncomfortable with them.


ok so i just had sex for the first time about a week ago and well...it was a little rough. i mean like the guys likes to go really hard. but anyways. my question is...is it normal for the vaignal area to be like...tender and sore after sex? becuase like it hurts down there...is something wrong? (link)
yep its completely normal to be tender and sore after your first time. but if it still hurts after a week, then you should go see a gyno or a doctor


Me and my best guy friend talk all the time on AIM. Mainly every night before school. But I have 2 classes with him, and he RARELY talks to me in class. Is there a reason for this? It kind of makes me upset. (link)
its easeier to talk on aim because you can just think of what you are going to say before you say it. its harder in person, because than there could be awkward silences. see, on im, you can pause and think about what you are going to say but you cant with person.


ok i lied to my teacher! we were supposed to give in a homework, and i was like "my printer cashed so i sent it to your email!" and she was like "stephany, i checked my email this morning there was nothing from you!" so i panicked and said "ehh.. well i sent it to you just right now, during lunch, from the library!" (i knoww, wrong! but i got scared!) and then during the lesson she was like "everyone who forgot the homework will have to send it to me through email at by the latest tonight..otherwise it will be marked late!" now its been two days since that.. so obviously im not gonna get a full grade for it, because it was late.. but i still need an excuse to avoid being embarressed when she tells me "howcome it wasn't in my inbox when you prmoised me you had sent it?" (she'll probably ask infront of the whole class, that will be so embarrising!) so what do i say? do i just lie? say "but i sent it to you!" ?

heelp me please! (link)
say that the mailer daemon guy sent you an email back saying invalid address or sumthing


When I was young I had the book "little red hen"
and if you pressed the button at the side, it would make various sounds from the story,
I need to find this book or a smiliar one! (link)
haha oh my god i had that book! (and LOVED it)

amazon.com has it =]


i get so i guess you would say "wet" when i'm, with mt boyfriend i was just wanderin how i could maybe stop so slow it down b/c it kinda embarassing, because i know he wants to finger my but i push his hand away b/c i know he might find out it it would be gross. (link)
no he`ll like it if your wet because it means basically he makes you horny (most likely)


If my moms family is german and irish and my dad is from egypt? (link)
yea you can say your white. but you could also say your european, but europeans are white, so...


heyyy on myspace how do you skip a space?? like on the about me section?

instead of
just like
this...


how do i

skip a space

like this?? (link)
< BR > without the spaces
< p > will work too


How do you make those cute little heart pictures (like some people have them next to their name)? I know this is a dumb question! (link)
&heart*s; without the asterix


I have a huge crush and he doesnt feel the same but I really want to be closer friends anyway. He doesnt like going places where he's the only guy so it has to be a group thing. What do you think we should do? I always thought of me having a holiday party and having a sevcret santa and "secretly" giving him me.He also loves the jets so I thought a couple of friends and I could go to the game. I really want something fun that can show him that i'm a fun, cute, sweet girl. Any suggestions? (link)
ye you should throw a halloween party. if he doesnt feel the same way about you, you probably shouldnt 'give him yourself,' because then you might scare him away. the jets would also be another really good idea because its also a group of friends. just be very flirtascious =]


Where is a good place to get really colorful eyeshadow (link)
ANY drugstore such as cvs, rite aid, basically any where that any type of make up is sold, there will be most deff colorful eyeshadows

also, for a bit more expensive, you can try departmeny stores


Alright this is major im in school right now so i havnt much time. My little cousin she is 11 years old and she is in 6th grade her first year in middle school. Her mother never taught her good higeane habbits so she smells a little bad but not to bad cause she does take showers and what not. Alright but the other day she came oiff from her bus crying because people were spraying perfume in her face well im in highschool and she came to me crying. Im more like her big sister than a cousin. I confronted the girls when they got off the bus they told me no they didnt spray perfume in her face. Well this morning i went to her house to pick up her brother for school and she told me she got jumped at the bus stop this morning so she wasnt going to school. I asked why she got jumped because the girls told her to meet them at a park near my house and they were going to bring there boyfriends and friends and stuff. So she got scared and didnt show up so thats why she got beat up this morning. My question is im really heated and i want to beat them up cause my cousin cant defend herself am i in theright am i justified or does this just mean im acoward? Please help ASAP because with your help soon or not i will beat them up.
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Give the girl hygeiene hints. Help the girl because pretty soon she'll get acne and who likes acne?!

1. Tell her showers are refreshing and you don't have to get that perfume in your face. Give her soaps that you have at your house or go shopping with her and pick a good soap for her body that's foamy...everyone likes foam!
2. Shampoo and Conditioner that aren't poor quality. Tell her to take a shower every other day or at least 3 times a week. Tell her to shampoo, condition, and use soap each time.
3. DO will help. Use this Teen Spirit I see at Walmart and that'll help her for a beginners. GIrls this age begin to sweat and you know about sweat.
4. Brushing her teeth morning and evening. Floss and mouth wash.

If she does this, she will be healthy and those bullies will not bully her. Clean clothes is also a great part of hygiene and her bed sheets should be washed every other two weeks.


okay here is the thing. i rele like this guy. he is totally sweet and extremly cute. i dont think he even see's me. i mean he hardly knos im breathing. what should i do? i cant stop thinking about him and there is a dance coming up. help! thanx in advance (link)
I feel like i'm in your shoes. There is this guy I like and this dance is happening right now and I'm worrying who was he going with, did he go...
Okay...just talk to him simply!


How often do mail-in-rebates go according to plan?

If I purchase a Motorola Razr cellular phone from TMobile's website, can I trust the likelihood of the rebate? Or would you advise against it? (link)
mail in rebates are o easy, and there is nothing to not trust, because they always work. i got a $400 cell phone with a blue tooth piece for FREE!
becuase of like 150 dllars in mail in rebates


So I call Apple to send new earphones...what number is it? Can I e-mail them than call? (link)
ya just go to apple.com and make an account and register ur ipod, then call the support phone #




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