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my friend claims she masturbates and makes herself orgasm almost every night... then wouldnt that make it less likely for her to be able to reach orgasm every time if she does it that much?? (link)
no. it's not like her vagina can break or anything. it still works the same as always so there's no real problem with it. i've known people who masturbate to orgasm 5-10 times a day. their parts don't stop working properly or anything. you can masturbate all you want and you'll still be able to orgasm. so go have some fun.


hey,

this might sound like a weird question but can someone tell me what an SUV (car) is?

Thanx (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SUV

personally i like SUV's the older ones. i would like to own an international scout II from the mid 70's someday it's the best SUV made in my opinion went out of production in the 1980's long before the SUV craze which honestly could have saved their company.

SUV's come in all shapes and sizes and have been made since the 40's. and before that all we had were jeeps. they were originally designed for off roading purposes and made to cut through the woods and backroads of the country. 4 wheel drive is the basis of most SUV's as well as a stiff chassis. a lot of newer SUV's don't have 4wheel drive or are built on a car chassis which makes for a weakened, watered down, SUV. jeep still sticks to the traditional design with the cherokee, and ford still holds true with the explorer (though it can be bought without 4 wheel drive, the true 4x4 edition is an SUV in line with history.

go to that link i put up top, it'll have all you need to know.


Me and my boyfriend have had sex, but I have never bled and I really don't believe he's popped my cherry... but my period's late. Could I possibly be pregnant even though he hasn't popped it? I'm a 16 year old girl... (link)
if you have sex=cherry is popped, sorry

also, just because your cherry is popped, doesnt mean its pregnant

so basically, here is how you will know if you are pregnant:
*did you use protectioN?
*how late is your period? if more than 2 weeks, then thats a maybe

get a test


well this is a little stupid but in class this guy sits next to me and a couple of days ago he pre cumed a little i dont know why. can i be pregnant? (link)
if you two were sitting in your seats, there would be absolutely NO way that you could get pregnant. if you were having sex, then there is thepossibility


i'm 14 and i don't know if im old enough yet but i want to get a job at abercrombie or hollister. if anyone knows from experience or anything else, how much does it pay? what are the usual hours? how much of a discount do you get? anything else you know will be great. thanks sooo much! (link)
well first off, you can't work their when your 14.
(so i won't answer your other questions) you can only work their when your 16, sorry

if you live in some place like north dakota where there aren't as many people, like illinois, than maybe, but if you live somewhere such as maryland, than you'll have to wait till your 16 :(


What are some adjectives that begin with J?
(link)
actually i also mean verbs such as jumping. ANYTHING will be good :)


i wear contacts right now just for my vision..what i'm wondering is if they have prescription ones that are colored? I have light brown hair and baby blue eyes what color should i get? (link)
i think that you should try green or maybe hazel because your hair is brown. or maybe you can go crazy and get those cat eye ones or some funky color like purple. my sister has contacts and she tries anything from blue to gray. it looks cool even thought her natural color is dark brown. so be creative!



at homecoming i danced. unfortunatly i danced like a complete slut. at least i felt like i did... i am not a slut though. i was just freaking with my date and we were doing it front to back, and we would sometimes get low. then we danced front to front, and we would 'get low' again. i am so ashamed!!!!!!


p.s. we werent kissing or anything.


would peoples impression of me lower? i am known to be the good girl and be all proper and reserved. i guess i was having to much fun out there. =( (link)
dont worry about it! seriously!

at my homecoming basically everyone grinded, its not a big deal

my friends say that im a 'viscious grinder' but no one thinks of me as a slut


how do you get your eyeliner to stay on all day or for a long period of time.
i mean right when i put mine on, ( i do the whole pull ur bottom lid down and line it with the eyeliner thing ) but what are some other ways cause when i do that it goes away in less than 30 minutes and smudges below and is really messy.

thanks so much.
and please don't say "you should ask ur beauty consultant about that" or "you should ask someone who works @ the make up counter about that" (link)
I know you said not to say "ask your beauty consultant about that," but it would be HELPFUL.

Different brands of eyeliner stay on longer, show up thicker, dont smudge as easily, etc.

I have a few different typs of eyeliner: some stay on all day, and some dont stay on for more than an hour.

If you really dont wnat to ask someone who works with make up, than i would suggest buting a long lasting pencil


k this is wierd
i dont use tampons and i want to ask how do you go to the bathroom when you wear tampons
do you take it out and have to put it back again (link)
you can go to the bathroom in them. (so no, you dont have to take them out or put them back in again)
you can go to the bathroom in them, its fine!


I'm looking for really cheap knock off purses...or even just regular bags. Does anyone know of a website that would sell really cute adn reallllly cheap bags???

Thanks!!! (link)
ebay.com
it has knock offs and regular bags
yes, you can buy them new
and its all realllly cheap!!


i have no idea where exactly to insert a tampon. stupid i know lol but help? ive yet to get one in cause every time i try i just end up jabbing in random places. (link)
im assuming youve never used a tampon before then, right?

anyways, if this is your first time, it may take you a little while (20 minutes MAX!!)

most people on their first time do NOT have any idea where to put it

anyways, what you should do is you should get an easy glide tampon, and then just guess where it is. sounds stupid, huh? but i promise you, just pick a spot, and then lightly push. hold if for about 30 seconds, and if you dont feel it going n, then move the top of the tampon down/up more.

after a few times, you will get used to it, and it will be a snap =]
x x x


I had quite a sexually active life when I was younger. I broke my virginity at 13 and went on humping anyone I could get my hands on.(Of course, I only have sexual relations with women of my liking. This is not shallow hal here.)
Anyways, the problem came about a few months ago when I finally settled down and got myself into a serious relationship. At first, the sex was its usual. Then, after a few months, I didn't want to do it anymore. I can't seem to get it up for her. I try to avoid sex and it's seems kinda depressing. But here's the thing. I can get it up for any other chick, not for her. -___-
In short, I dont want to break up with her, I just don't want to have sex with her. (link)
you feel tied down man. after going on for a while as a free and easy swinging bachelor, you settle down and low and behold you realize that setting down isn't for everyone. you feel locked up and stuck in place. you wanna roam free and pick up chicks and do all that stuff. but you can't because you're in a relationship. you see hot chicks at places and you want to go make a move but you can't because you're in a relationship. you're the one losing out because the relationship just isn't for you. some guys are like this, it's not a bad thing. it just means that you're not meant to be stuck with someone. my dad is the same way. he's never been with a woman for more than maybe a year. he can't do it. he feels stuck and doesn't want to be in that position so he leaves.

girls don't like it, but the fact is there are just as many girls out there who are the same way, who for whatever reason can't be in a relationship without feeling locked up.


How long does weed stay in your system? (link)
normally about 30 days


ok quick question what does "jenna say qwa" mean? (its french but i dont know how to spell it in french so that just how you pronounce it.)

kthxbye (link)
are you trying to write -- je ne sais quoi?
because that doesnt really make sense. that would be saying i dont know what, and thats with bad grammar

je ne sais PAS means i dont know
quoi means what


How do I get pictures that move for like 3 seconds (look like videos)?

And how do I get pictures that flash like 3 pictures in one, like a really fast slideshow?

Thanks (link)
www.blibs.com

i use it and i love it but i cant tell you off the top of my head how so you can drop one in my inbox if you have any questions =]


This kid on my football team, when me and him get in arguments he calls my girl ugly. and it makes me wanna deck him. now my ques is, next time he pulls that crap should i just deck him? Cause this pussy, right when we're bout to fight always apologizes. in a fight i don't know if i'd win bu i wanna deck him so bad. should i? (link)
nah i call my friend's girlfriends ugly all the time. get over yourself dude it's not the end of the world. who cares what he thinks you're with her not him. when i was younger i'd have gotten pissed but now if someone did it i'd be more likely to go "okay, whatever" and not give a shit. no sense in risking losing over something like that, don't worry about it.


Hey my question is about my boyfriend. weve been goin out for 4 months and ive met his parents but he hasnt introduced me to his friends. should i be worried about this? i dunno. I always thought friends were a big part of a guys life. (link)
he's trying to keep world's seperate. as a guy i like to keep my friends and my girlfriends seperate. because what happens is she becomes friends with them, she starts hanging out with them, and soon you have no place to go to when you want to be left alone for a while. she has her friends, you have yours, keep em seperated so when you need to, you can be with your people.


I heard that if you go to a Dental school or College, you can get free work done because they are basically in practice. Is this true & if it is, does anyone know where I can go about finding one?

Thanks. (link)
I think its true because i think i do that and if you let them operate on you they give you something in return my mom got a gift card but im not sure where you would find one maybe around where they study or at a main hospital if you ask

hope i helped


how do get your limewire tunes on your ipod? I can play it through the itunes program, but I can't got on my ipod.

thanks (link)
lets use `sexy back` as the example, ok?

so lets say you juts downloaded it, what you then need to do it go to the place that the music is? desktop, folder, etc.

then click on the picture.
itunes should come up and start playing the song

than, connect your ipod and just put it in the way youd normally put in a song




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